Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Still_Counts

    I absolutely feel this every Monday but hey, Chive is here to cheer us up!


    • Jebus

      It's cold out there today…..

      • drewscriver

        It's cold out there everyday.

  • Pookie

    #16 somebody let them self go

    • Anon

      i can't even tell who this is anymore… who is it? :/

      • EJz

        Hayley Joel Osmet

      • Ned Ryerson

        It's Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia. (OK, I know it isn't, but you tell me if you put a beard on fat H-J-O that he doesn't look just like him.)

        • Trainwreck92

          I can sorta see the resemblance.

    • reznor

      "I eat dead people"

      • Ness


      • MAX_POW

        Epic comment of the week…and it is mad on monday

    • Franklin1138

      Hopefully his sister doesn't go the same route…

    • JpJ

      I had it all, and I ate it.

  • Yup

    #19 Lucky guy probably gets to suck on those

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      that kid is an adult

  • http://www.facebook.com/conecta2.dk Eduardo David I. Sicard

    #23 ah, there's where I left my rubber duck

  • MikeOlmos

    #19 He knows what's up!

  • http://thechive.com cubicman

    nope 😦 only Paula can cheer us up

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Really busy this morning, sorry 😥
      (Chiving while finally having breakfast).

      – the one kind of busy right meow

  • Who

    #24 What if you had sex on that table?

    • What

      What if you had sex WITH that table?

    • ale

      …you'd see a pool match, i s'pose…

    • dude

      your balls would stay dry…

    • Eh.

      You'd probably be by yourself.

    • Doesn't Matter

      Had Sex

  • EastSidePaul

    #17 some paranormal activity shit right there..

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Until the babies jaw splits open and the camera goes dead I wouldn't clam this as anything ghost related.

      • Stan_Dalone

        that is pretty funny

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh


  • http://facebook.com/edtastic88 Edtastic88

    #16 Is that the beek or who is that? wow…

    • Kris

      It's the kid from "The Sixth Sense".

    • theyellowfever

      Haley Joel Osment, aka I see dead people kid, aka Walker told me I have Aids kid, aka a kid whose career was murdered by puberty.

    • Asylum Joe

      Haley joe osmond, the kid from 6th sense… Fatboy now, and broke!

      • Martin

        It's actually Macalley Calkin

        • Uradumbass

          Haley joe osmond NOT macalley calkin, don't be afraid of google pal!

          • yourethedumbass

            Don't be afraid to take a joke pal!

        • loso

          I just looked him up on IMDB and he was born in 88, started working in 94 and has worked every year since. So maybe he didn’t get the fame but I don’t think he’s broke.

          • hMMMM

            did you happen to check the titles of the projects he worked on? Just b/c you're working on a project doesn't necessarily mean one is getting paid…

            • jmori

              actually it kind of does. only retards work for free in hollywood.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "I eat dead people"

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      haley joe osment. he played in pay it forward and the sixth sense

    • RogerBot

      Also in Second Hand Lions with Michael Caine and Robert Duvall

  • Lower

    He had it all.

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    D'aww :3
    How precious!

    • Wow...

      You're ugly.

      • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

        Why would you even say that…..
        How absolutely uncalled for and rude

        • JohnQ

          he/she must be blind.. cause you're gorgeous :]

        • its_forge

          You're not. And I'm an old dude so I know from pretty girls = )

          • Jen

            how old?

            • its_forge

              Forty-nine. Old enough I shouldn't be talking to women in their 20s at all tyvm.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

      adorable. the deer is too.

  • karen

    Just wondering if The Chive is aware that one website has been reposting our DARs and Daily Mornings? but instead of DAR it is called Daily Afternoon Chaos. LOL. here is the link http://uberhumor.com/daily-afternoon-chaos-30-pic

    • Chive Jon!

      daily afternoon chaos? sounds lame. haha

    • Asylum joe

      You're right! What a lame knock-off!!!

    • FACE

      yeah it's not like the chive has taken it's pictures from other sites like reddit or anything.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        get off reddit's weiner… chive simply shares pictures it finds… of course it doesn't create everything out of their asses, but otherwise pretty much taking the name of a daily photo gallery would be a knockoff.

    • tori

      apparently 3 people give a shit

    • karen

      Actually it copying the whole album of DARs and even the red hair albums. So it is lame… Still no originality even for the title itself.

  • SteelPenguin

    #5 looks a hell of a lot better then the last Matrix movie.

    • http://www.facebook.com/azem.islami Azem Islami


    • JerkFace

      Actually, the girls that are closest to the point of impact would be affected more than the guys who are a few feet further back. Try again fuckers

      • Bubba

        Maybe, Mister Smartypants, the guys further back stood closer on impact and have now (split second after impact) been thrown further than the girls. Chew on that!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #10 I got you babe

    • Petey

      what is this, Miami beach?

  • mcsgwigga

    #16 …..in one sitting

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh


  • brad

    #8 It's a trap!


    #24 Where can I get one, and for how much?

    • Guse

      Right here (don't worry, I'm not Paula): http://obscuradigital.com/work/featured/

      and $12,500.

      • DeDav

        I would WANT to thumbs you down, but that's only because of the price… which you aren't the one who makes it. So thumbs up for link! 😀

    • yep

      Added to my "Useless List of Shit I'd Buy If I Win the Lotto" list…

  • Kris

    #16 I smell fat people.

  • driz

    im so high right now i stared at #24 for like 5 minutes before i realized what i was looking at LOL


    • Nick

      why doens't the water just fall in the pockets 😛

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        … well the water isn't directly on the top of the table… ? sorry i dunno if you are really asking. not trying to sound like a d-bag. but… duh. 😛 lol

        • DrROBOTO

          maybe you should just accept who you are

  • chivingchiver

    #19 shows what we are all thinking

  • theyellowfever

    #5 Of course a heard of Asian kids can't just enjoy the beach for the beach.

    • http://www.facebook.com/andreas.tollefson Andreas Tollefson

      Of course, you can't spell "herd"

      • theyellowfever

        I can, I just choose not to…………………………………………………………………………………………….. bitch.

    • Jen

      You know this is your picture, "theyellowfever"

      • theyellowfever


  • MattKL

    #10 Proof once again that Bill Murray is awesome.

    • maclean

      Bill Fucking Murray*

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Underappreciated movie, Caddyshack.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Billy

        You just love messing with stupid people, don't you.

  • maclean

    #13 seems legit

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      It is legit, this is a very common thing in really small school distracts.

    • Stan_Dalone

      special needs kids get bused this way

      • Guesty

        bringing back mammories?

        • Anonymous

          This wasn't Guesty, btw. It was my comment but I forgot to change the name after trolling. And I'm the good one, not the corny, retarded one.

          • NOLG

            No worries. Only compounds the fact you suck at trolling anyway.

    • LC

      damn you for beating me to this

    • http://www.facebook.com/charlotte.croumie Charlotte Croumie

      Those things are all over central PA.

    • Allen

      It may be a PA plate but in Ohio a yellow plate means you have gotten a DUI…..haha

  • drewsmalley24

    #16 don't you mean you ATE it all?

  • Patrick

    #20 I dare you to not say "Awww"

    • amrith777

      I'd like to post stick-figure guy saying "Challenge accepted"–But I always lose if there's any cute factor.And this pic is just too damned adorable..So I am fail ,LOL

    • A Man

      hmm venison

    • Stan_Dalone

      Anytime you see an animal protecting another species, it so awesome

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'd like to say: "ChainsawwwwWWWWW!"

      – the one you love to hate

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