I’m pretty sure this is shopped (39 photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/inchegrey Matt Hoyler


  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #28 I want to try that.

  • SenorWilson

    #35 So I started out at the legs and it was looking pretty good until I got to the face… Then I cried. Why you trick me Chive?

    • mcsgwigga

      Trick is it's the only one that isn't shopped

    • nananamatman

      not even sure if girls body

      • Jen

        I think I see a little boy's penis bump. I would know, I'm the female Pedobear, Pedabear. Mmmm…young penis.

        • jen

          you'd totally suck him dry.

        • Jen


    • 16inchzipper

      What has been seen…

    • ThatGuy

      Well you're still fucked up because that body is clearly that of a child. Look and the chest and fingers.

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #25 I dont think it's shopped

    • hMMMM

      neither is #16. Grizzlyshark will fuck you up.

  • No You

    #25 why does America have the red light sabers? Damn you Lucas.

    • Guesty

      great observation! See, I can be positive.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000599132067 Jesse Sager

      Because america just doesn't give a fuck!

  • pratattack

    #35 not shopped

    • piratestatic

      beat me to it!

  • Anonymous


    Must burn eyes.

  • techno_viking

    #20 Doesn't look shopped to me…

    • Underbaker

      I see it now, they made her mouth smaller.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      So she's deformed?

    • EZEE

      You, have never dated a genuine black human female. Trust me, this is delightfully possible.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        yea #8 and #20 are real…and im glad they are 🙂 nothing sexier then some thick thighs n a phat ass 😛

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    Nah……these look legit

  • SolidusSnake420

    #18 TOTAL TRIP! #27 is priceless

  • .Krookz

    No. That's beyond f'ed up. We dont care about crApple

    • http://www.facebook.com/inchegrey Matt Hoyler

      Funny… the guys at the Chive use Apple MBP's to post on this site. Most of the movies you watch, were processed with Apple. Most of the music you listen to was recorded on Apple. And you can't stand Apple, probably because you can't afford one.

      Who is the odd man out?

      (Hint: you)

      • .Krookz

        Fanboy. Job's doesn't belong in such an epic setting. He's not Star Wars worthy.

        • the fun police

          mark hamill played one of the main characters in star wars, so i'm pretty sure being "star wars worthy" isn't really at the lofty heights you're implying.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1375236934 Allen Gonzalez

      Too soon…

      • Agonystes

        Jobs was a marketing tool.

        R.I.P. a real inventor: Dennis Ritchie

  • child.molester


  • chicago

    #33 her poor dental work is scary
    #5 funny, thanks internet

    • OldNads

      that's the texture of her tongue.

  • http://twitter.com/asylumstudio Jaspal Singh (@asylumstudio)

    #15 awesome…

    #20 more cushion for the pushin…..

    • fed

      yeah but that's a whole couch!

  • jmat

    is #30 equating Jobs to Vader?

    • Mr Man

      they're all dead I think is what the shop was going for

    • DutchChiveFan

      Yep, the dark side is strong.

  • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

    #33 I have the weirdest boner right now.

    • Guesty

      you will be limp once tonguegecko gets a hold of your shit. I love limp penis.

  • Holy Hell

    Are you sure this is shopped ?

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      you mean: "Please tell me it's not"

    • Kyle


  • Z_b

    #8 seems legit

    • san dimas

      it is, i know her, shes from pembroke GA

      • Ur Forever alone

        How much for that bullshit your selling?

        • HAhahahaha

          Look at her right forearm. I am laughing so hard right now.


    #2 why u show us this chive?….fucking disgusting, hurts my eyes!!!

    • Jen

      preview of your future, pal.

      • MAX_POW

        i'm sorry sweet, i would never in my life pick that sofa, is not fabulous at all

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1034351326 Robby Baker

      i think hes sexy

    • klaust

      Then don't look!

  • drewsmalley24

    #7 flippin sweet regardless

  • cause lycra

    #6 saw her in co-op thursday

  • docfester


    • ThatGuy

      What is the original? It looks like a girl from one of those creepy "modeling" sites you see on the news every now and then.

  • dsparob

    I wish #8 wasn't….

  • AssClown

    I don't usually shop photos

    But when I do, I look fuckin awesome

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

      +100 internetz to you, my good sir!

    • TomFuckinNeedledick

      Someone please make this into an HQ wallpaper

    • No You

      assclown wins the internet today.

    • zgriffin22

      He didn't ask for this

  • SpacemanSpiff_

    #5 This made mi LOL hard!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      2nd time I have seen this, just noticed the tattoo got shopped too.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Good eye! that's F-ing hilarious.

      • SpacemanSpiff_

        dude! it did! LOL!!!!

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