Signs so bizarre they have to be brilliant (30 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #14 you may laugh at this but sadly it's a true story http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ushome/index.html

    • A2_tha_MFK

      Massive over-reaction from Law enforcement, have they not heard of a tranquilizer gun? Typical humans, no bloody idea.

      • Blorbeck

        Why yes, yes they did hear of tranquilizer guns you troglodyte, did you even read the article or watch the news? They tried tranquilizing when possible, but that failed massively (Bengal tiger + tranquilizer dart = pissed off rampaging Bengal tiger), because really, what police department is prepared for a lunatic letting loose dozens of large carnivorous mammals? Even Jack Hanna admitted they had no choice and did what they had to.

        • http://www.facebook.com/christina.leiher Christina Billingsley

          The whole situation was just sad.

        • http://www.facebook.com/Shylagr Shyla Gordon-Russell

          That is false. They could have tranqued them but they didnt. yes they where not prepared but killing them was not the answer. they where endangered animals. someone could have been called, lazyness is the problem. I dont know about you but on our news cast some redneck cop stated he had tried to tranqu the animal but had to bring it down with a 9mm. are you joking me? a 9mm!

          • R-Dub

            If you lived there, you would be happy that redneck cop shot them.

          • Anon

            Tranquilizer guns are not in a police forces' lockers, nor are they simple to use. You must use a specific cocktai…l of immobilizing agents for each individual species, in the correct amounts no less. Each dart must be loaded and assembled individually and takes 12-18 minutes to prep. Then you have to hope like hell the animal actually goes down quickly. Forget launching those darts around after dark too, if you miss you MUST recover the dart, as tranqs for many animals are lethal to humans

          • Jim

            Yea, I know what you mean, it's better to wait for a tranquilizer gun to get there and risk the lives of all the people in that town….. really? Next time a dangerous animal gets lose, all the people against killing them to save the lives of innocent people can tie a steak to themselves and run around the streets like crazy until a perfect strategy plan is figured up and all necessary supplies are brought in. How do you like that idea?

        • Slappy

          Because those giraffes and camels were getting out of hand.

    • Karl

      KILL ALL THE LIGERS!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.fifthonthefloor.com Tar Tarlton

      Also, you rock for not saying 1st.

    • Ohioan

      This took place about an hour away from my house. People were going insane about this whole thing. Funniest/scariest/saddest thing that's happened in a while.

    • ksirrah

      I'm from the area of Ohio that this happened in. Such a bummer all those animals had too die.

  • goose

    Someone explain 21 to me?

    • nonames

      It looks like it says "I Touch Kids?"

      • https://www.facebook.com/lmcpike Laura Pike

        cleaner version #21 I Teach Kids, but lets just assume it belongs to a paedophile who's performing a public service and giving fair warning.

        • guest

          considering the license plate frame the I teach kids is almost as bad.

          • hMMMM

            are you a anti-Semite?

            • My_name?_serioulsy?

              easy there, he's just against heavy metal and, seeing the clor of the frame, thought it referred to Black Sabbath…

              …or he's just an a**hole anti-semite 😛

              • LuvH8fulChix

                I could be a dumbass, but wouldn't that frame be for Seventh-Day Adventists rather than jews?

                • The Big Shalom

                  Sabbath is Hebrew, but Gentiles have been known to steal everything from us.

                  • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

                    Well we have to steal it, God forbid you'd ever GIVE something away B)

                    • The Big Shalom

                      Zing! I like your smile you schmeckityschmeckschmile

                    • The Big Shalom

                      *schtyle

                    • VanIsleScott

                      FUNNY!!

            • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

              Or an atheist….

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #19 shut up, i do what i want

  • Still_Counts

    #2 aka Paula?

    • dbolusaf

      i believe #30 is in reference to Paula

  • rkimble

    #16 I know that dealership. It's in Jones, Indiana.

    • hello world

      Why is this bizarre or funny? Someone please help me out here.

      • Broseph Stalin

        Harrison Ford…. the actor….. but it's a Ford dealership….. little play on words…..

        • hello world

          Thank you sir.

    • JHarris

      Must be why there is just a Solo car on the lot.

    • MAX_POW

      Very clever man…still laughing

    • boober

      I see what you did there. And I like it.

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #28 lawl

  • swisschiver

    #30 you can't miss them

  • manchakattack

    #9 I see what you did there.

  • mooseknuckle907

    #6
    Give me skittles and it will be done!

    • mcsgwigga

      Skittles Sours for me

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1512582186 Charles Tso

    #21 Mark Foley??

  • chrisdg74

    #14 – The owner set the animals free and killed himself. Not exactly WTF-worthy.

    • Stan_Dalone

      but you don't see that sign everyday

      • chrisdg74

        Very true. I should've been more clear(no caffeine yet). I meant that it was kind of a tragic story, not to be made light of.

        • Stan_Dalone

          it WAS a very tragic story, no one likes to see lions and tigers put down to say nothing of the quantity and other animals involved. It wasn't law enforcements fault. It was the fault of the asshole owner who took the chicken shit way out and killed himself

          • Bengal Tiger

            I would have eaten everybody!!!

            • The_Dood

              Run southwest about 75 miles and eat the Bengals.

    • MAX_POW

      The whole situation was a WTF thing

      • -K-

        I actually was driving (ok, my friend was driving, I was in the passenger seat) past there at 6:00, right after the animals were released. We saw two cop cars ahead, which isn't a surprise since Zanesville is a bit of a speed trap. When we got closer, we saw two cops standing behind their cars with rifles drawn, pointing them at the side of the road. We looked over in the direction they were aiming, expecting to see some redneck methhead with a samauri sword or something, but it was a LION.

        I, for one, am glad the officers put that guy down before he could run into highway traffic and potentially through my windshield. I also would have preferred that the animals be tranquilized and moved, but it was getting dark and these creatures were hungry (and there are lots of hiding places AND small shildren around). When Jack Hanna says they needed to be put down, I'll take his word over any anonymous internet poster.

        • MAX_POW

          I totally agreed with you… i would have used the exact same words. No time to get them tranquilized. it's a shame ,they were beautiful animals. I also heard the law for keeping exotic animals in Ohio is very weak.

    • Jim

      Actually, I'd say the whole situation was pretty WTF-worthy.

  • berkshires

    #13 Ocean City MD absolutely the best vacation spot on the east coast!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

      O_O Ocean Shitty, MD is literally the WORST vaction spot on the east coast

      • http://twitter.com/PrttyDdlyRvws @PrttyDdlyRvws

        No. There's always Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

        • MAX_POW

          only lately and because of the jersey shore "cast"

          • http://twitter.com/PrttyDdlyRvws @PrttyDdlyRvws

            I grew up on the Jersey coast. That place was always a cesspool. Snookie or not, that place is disgusting.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Matthewhigh Matt High

        OBX is definitely a lot nicer but Tequila Mockingbird is moneyyyy

    • Ha.Ha.

      I can name at least 10 better spots on the east coast, starting with Martha's Vineyard and the Hamptons.

  • Tony

    #13
    Kind of clever actually

  • Stan_Dalone

    #15 BABY = the other other white meat #30 she weighs a metric ton her name is Fat Bitch

  • apg

    #4 I must know what this means!

    • Tony

      Don't piss here or you'll have your eggs snipped off?
      AKA the Lorena Bobbit Rule….

      • hMMMM

        Bobbit snipped the shaft, not the "eggs".

    • jose valdez

      Donta pee ona da fenca o they cuta offa you gatz!!!!!

  • CFCelery

    #3 = my hometown, Cotuit, MA. Never seen the girls before, though.

    • Matt

      #3 Find the one on the left.

      • jojo

        I was just about to say that!!!! DAR her baby, DAR her……if we find her 😦

        • jojo

          my first request ever…..not my last!!!

      • Haley

        ….. The one on the left is me…… not even kidding

    • meeemeeeee

      i knew that was MA just by the background! reminds me of cape cod

      • Chuck

        It is Cape Cod

        • Bagz

          Right across the street from the Kettle Ho Tavern….

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #14. I live near where the big exotic animal release happened in Ohio recently. Sadly, not one person in authority, zoo official, or reporter warned us by saying "lions, tigers, and bears, oh my!" Opportunity wasted. They will never get a chance again to say this when it is literally true.

    • The_Dood

      I know I said it a few times that day, or set people up for the Oh My!

  • Mikey

    #3 wouldn't you be proud working there? think how you would answer the phone…lol

    • Chuck

      I'm temped to say Mycock's next door to LG (true story)-too easy

    • http://www.cooldudestuff.com HairyKnuckles

      Thank you for calling MyCock… How can MyCock assist you today?
      Would you like to come down and visit MyCock for a one on one consultation?
      MyCock can definitely sell your house!
      MyCock won't be beat!

  • Ling

    #3 would have sadly been overpowered by the real estate agent Dick Longing. He had a giant rotating sign with his name on it in the town where I went to college. Driving down the road and seeing that sign made my day.

    • Lane

      pics or it didn't happen

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

    #30 Any town in wisconsin.

    • 2pumpdump

      fixed. "Any town in Merica"

  • NebraskaGuy

    #12 No WTF here … just a much better place to be on a Monday morning!

    … or would you rather be at work? 😉

    • Mike

      This is definitely Piney Lake, just outside of Vail, CO.

      • Corb

        The sign has since been removed

  • morebeer

    #27 "There is no spoon"

    • Franklin1138

      Looks 'shopped to me…

      • blah

        the door has been welded shut so obviously not shopped

        • Franklin1138

          I'm talking about the sign. Yes, obviously the door has been welded, but I'm saying the sign looked like someone did a poor clone stamp job on the door and added a poorly-done "this is not a door" sign. I'm sure it's real, but it looks 'shopped.

  • Justin

    #19 my pic made the cut!

    • Ha.Ha.

      are you a cross dresser or is that your emo friend?

    • MAX_POW

      cool hair color bro

  • Himoverthere

    #9 is now called Eric Ladies Stylist. Its in the Wallsend area of my home city of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK.

    I guess Eric's sense of humor is as short as his haircuts.

  • Anonymous

    That exotic animals sign was placed one exit before my work. Were so close we weren’t allowed to leave until law enforcement escorted us out, in fear that big cats might get us.. Chived all day lol.

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