Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • BeBBB

    Early DAR 3 days in a row, you can't explain that !!

    • James

      But wait what is better than an Early DAR???…………..#2

    • Dug

      I know I can't!

    • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

      Don't mind fake Doug, or Dug whatever, he likes to poorly troll people for using meme references in the comment section. It's not his fault, he was born a double bastard child by two butch lesbians and has a rare disease that effects his brain to the point where he wipes his ass with no toilet paper and then brushes his teeth without a toothbrush. Because of his condition his breath always smells like warm cat shit which caused him to be made fun of as a child, and even more so as an adult. Being made fun of all his life has not been good for fake Dug and he has since decided to take out his built up frustration on the commenters here at TheChive. So please, don't let fake Dug offend you. This is the one place he can talk shit without stinking up the room.

      • PUSSY


    • drew

      MOAR of #25 please

    • The_Stif

      Ancient.. Fucking.. Aliens.

  • Underbaker

    #50 Rocks

    • R2G Fan


      • dude

        if by 'perfection', you mean mediocre

    • AssClown

      I choose paper. I win.

    • Bill

      For sure. Show us the face !

    • Mr. H

      I wanna fuck her…and leave.

    • Chris

      I want her thighs around my ears.

    • SuperDanMan4290

      Single? ๐Ÿ˜€


      • Wow...


        • SuperDanMan4290

          taking a little too many antidepressants then eh?

    • Ethan

      we really need to see more of this girl. she's amazing. maybe better lighting and something a little more see-thru?

    • mike

      i have the same green plaid blanket

    • Carl

      burn the bra and mind the gap!


    • dayum

      HUGE Slut !

    • Ksinz

      I'd wreck it

    • @myawfulroommate

      what does the one on top have balls?

  • HOMO!!!


    • Dave

      Wish they would IP Ban all the 1st morons.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    #6 Would cause quite a few accidents in my neighborhood!

    • osborne

      Naked woman- not in kitchen. Not in bedroom. Must be 'shopped.

    • Roman

      She's not hot.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        It's opposite day. Your post was accurate.

      • good luck with that

        When you are older and perhaps married, take a look at your life. Look at your wife, your house, your lawn. If your situation is even close to approximating how awesome this picture is to most suburban males in their 30s and 40s, then you're doing ok.

        • lonin

          And you may ask yourself
          How do I work this?
          And you may ask yourself
          Where is that large automobile?
          And you may tell yourself
          This is not my beautiful house!
          And you may tell yourself
          This is not my beautiful wife!

      • Kris

        He's just… ribbing us. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Ksinz

      Id way wreck it

    • hMMMM

      where is her ass? I don't really get the craze about her…most annoying voice EVER, even when compared to Fran Drescher.

      The other soccer player from AZ is wayyyy hotter.

  • go bucks

    go bucks

  • go bucks

    and first

  • bumble

    #27 …. nice..

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I seriously LOL'd at #29.

      Too sexy Mac, too sexy.

      – the one you love to hate

    • SuperDanMan4290



      • Wow...


    • da2conan

      There can be only one (get it right!)

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #16, my finger nails are eternally mangled because of these bastards.

    Also, #4 can get it.

    • tapsnapornap

      You can see the tooth mark on it

  • Fan of Gay

    #4 Wall Bras – love these pics. Chive get on the gallery ASAP

    • DoomsDayDub

      God thats sexy!

  • Jasmina




  • Fester

    Hump Gap = Gump or Hap? A good tom hanks joke in here somewhere

    • Al


    • cliqueded

      Fuck you for making me think Gump Fap

  • jasgat

    #36 Not the kind of hump I'm looking for…

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      heard you liked humps, so we put some humps on your humps so you can hump the humps you hump on

    • Joe Schmo

      It looks like a scene from "Shallow Hal 2"

    • Rrrrrandy

      more lump and less hump

    • Head Chef

      I bet she is Gwyneth Paltrow's stunt double from Shallow Hal.

  • Charlie

    #28 you should cut Mac some slack, buy him a hooker or something

    • Faaabulous

      If I were a chick, I'd do him. Is that weird?

      • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

        No, just a little on the homosexual side. But still, I laughed.

    • nemesis

      Eh, it's all in good fun. I think Mac plays a good fall guy.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I keep offering myself to him but he keeps screaming at me…
      And scratching the walls… really weird… Maybe I should let him out some time. But then he would start deleting my comments again….
      Choices, choices…

      – the one you love to hate

    • Black6dog

      Mac has clearly exhausted all of life's beauties, I don't think he's smiled in a single pic ever. And yet he's still hilarious…

      • the other Jen

        id give it to him.

        • JohnQ


    • Orlando

      Mac the intern is the greatest photobomber ever. Serious as ass cancer.

    • its_forge

      Would you look at the muthafuckin' caboose on that brunette on the left in the red robe holy Christ.

    • Merritt

      Pfff. I'd do Mac in a heartbeat… And not just because he works for The Chive

      (Though, now that I think about it, that may be a big reason why.)

      • Guesty

        I would definitely do Mac as well.

    • Sploooooge

      He Used To Look So Happy ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      John you bully!

    • haz

      if he's Mac, woodafug is Marc Faulkar?

  • J.P. Souza

    #1 Yep, that's a cat.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      If you twist the front end, does the focus improve?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's not what you think; the cat is not on the tripod. He's about to throw it in a running blender.

        – will it blend?

      • TomGreenYouIdiot..

        Vision blurry due to pink eye, blames pixels

    • Underbaker

      I see a Cat-Ass-Trophy in the making. (Go ahead give it a thumbs down) :oP

    • JHarris

      Gynecology: You're doing it wrong

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      Good luck with your pink eye bro

    • Carl Sagan

      I can see Uranus!

      • PaulatheDumbass

        I thought you (paula) were crazy but now I can see your nuts

        • Sleep_Salone

          Jesus Stan…what the fuck is wrong with you?

    • Lawndart

      "I can't see shit!! Wait…"

      • Underbaker

        That one made me laugh. I'd give you more then one thumbs up if I could.

    • Chuck

      That Dude is Cheesing!!

    • Jak

      Isn't he supposed to be looking through a scope at some pussy?

    • http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

      You forgot the heading: "Identifying Cats"

  • 80's Baby

    #4 made me spit up my PowerAde…

    • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

      People drink PowerAde?

      • 80's Baby

        Sure, Why not? PowerAde is .90 and Gatorade is 1.09..

        • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

          I appreciate your fiscal responsibility.

    • SuperDanMan4290

      Chive…We need MOAR! of her! STAT!


      • Wow...

        Have you met Stan?

        • SuperDanMan4290

          Have you?

  • LC

    #38 i have always wanted to do that
    #46 good luck and keep us posted

    • bert

      Get well soon buddy!

    • James

      Thoughts and prayers are with you.

    • zwick

      I have never commented on here before but felt compelled!! stay strong my friend my thoughts are with you and your family….

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #25 Bippity, boppity, booty…

    • James

      which Disneyland?! Please say Orlando!!

      • Mei Me

        Disneyland is California, Disneyworld is Florida.

        • Senor Cameltoe

          Technically there are DisneyLands in California, Paris, Hong Kong, Tokyo, and soon to be in Shanghai. Orlando is the only one that isn't a "land." Still… odds are this is CA.

      • its_forge

        Disney*land* is in Anaheim, Disney World is in Orlando.

    • R2G Fan

      I'd hit that all day long.

    • Big McLarge Huge


      • WMMR

        The Preston and Steve Show?

        • Tom Clayton

          Preston and Steve ROCK.

    • Dunny_

      I've got a wish for the Fairy Godmother too and I'll be done long before midnight.

      • Pervenstein

        So, when do we get our legit upskirts and complete the slide into public creeper-ness?

        • Jman

          seriously, are there really chivers taking candid pics of hot girls in without them knowing it. Granted this chick is scorching hot and all i can think about is how i would nail her all day long but come on, if she saw you take this pic you might get arrested.

    • mikey F

      more pleeeeeeeease!????????

    • patov40

      Great pic, and great comment Intense!

    • WHITEY

      does it get any better than that?

  • Nickincollege

    #6 Where's Alex Morgan?

    • Paula's mom

      in the kitchen

      • vlad

        naked? I want to see those pics now

  • Mr Cheese

    #42 – enough already Paula – shit!

    • Melon

      All I can say is that my life is pretty plain…

      • Blind

        I like watching the puddles gather rain.

        • Jeen

          All I can do is just pour some tea for two

    • bollyver

      Pee-Wee from Porky's fame?

  • kidn

    #4 yes please

    • Beeeavis


  • sheoncebelieved

    #15 why is her tag covering her crack? darn

  • Jlee


    Good God.

    Oh, and to the Chive crew: remember your roots and how t-shirts don't cut it from October to June in Chicago. Get us some long sleeve or hoodie gear.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      The Chive Hoodie. This must be brought into existence, or face certain copyright infringement. And please, not the zip up kind either. A real hoodie.

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        It would also be much appreciated if the hood did not have the one seam down the middle so that when I put the hood up it looks like I'm in the freaking KKK or something. It would be awesome if you did the two seams, but beware "The Batman". That is when the two seams basically f-up like the one seam and you develop little horns that look like the ears or whatever the hell that is supposed to be on Batman's cowl.

    • bubblerider86

      i have been hoping for a hoodie/jacket of some sort! We must make it happen ๐Ÿ™‚

    • its_forge

      It's done like this #4 — ya weenie

    • Lawndart

      If you just type it like this: #4 It knows what you want and puts it below your comment.

    • joe

      I would totally buy a hoodie

      • the other Jen

        as long as its not one hundred billion dollars.

        • Ridd

          It won't be. Just a hundred billion dollars to ship it.

    • Juilian Flynn

      Hoodie for sure. I agree with Madness about the hood, how can I look like a Sith Lord if the hood is wrapped around my head like a glove? But I prefer zip up jackets for sure over bulky hoodies. However, I would buy either if it was Chivery.

  • Nathan_Wind

    #25 Happiest Place on Earth, indeed.

    • Iamthe53percent

      It's just an ass. No proof. But a nice ass

    • assman

      U sure that's not underage booty?

      • asdf

        oh, believe me… she's ready to go

      • Kid Diz

        You have to be legal to work as a character.

    • SARmedic

      Oh my.

  • ChiveNation

    #46 Good luck Michael! Keep calm!

    • Loren

      Spinal taps cure nothing, sounds like bs

      • AssClown

        1 – Good luck Michael, hope they find a cure as soon as possible! Chive On!

        2 – Fuckin ass Loren. Doctors fuckin analyse the fuckin fluid from fuckin spinal taps to look for possible fuckin treatments or to fuckin release pressure on your fuckin brain. And no I didn't wiki this fuckin shit…

        • nemesis

          You seem tense.

        • Ur Forever alone

          Fuck yeah! Fucking cynical fucks!

        • JDB


          Oh and ya fuck Loren tho…

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      Good Luck bro!

      Keep Calm!

    • isawoj

      Best of luck Michael!

    • Ur Good

      Good luck man!! Stay strong bro.

      • PUSSY


    • Paul

      Good dude.


    • RAS

      Good Luck

    • BloodScrubber

      Keep believin and keep Chivin Michael. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • MAX_POW

      Good Luck Michael and try to dream/think about #50 wile you are under and everything will be just fine……CHIVE ON

    • wharfrat

      #46 hope all goes well with you. i love your picture you did. it made me bust out laughing ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Dovahkin

      Good luck, Michael. Hang tough and Chive On!

    • LiquidE

      yeah man good luck and keep us posted as soon as you can on your recovery

    • Michael Eades

      They were testing the pressure of the fluids in my spine to see if they were affecting the cysts in my brain. They have been running tests on the fluids tonight, and I am waiting to hear back from the doctors, though I won't know anything until tomorrow. I have been Chiving to pass the time. I was honestly surprised I made that DAR, and am quite honored that its the Hump DAR. Thanks for the support everyone, Chive On!


      • http://www.facebook.com/bill.whittle Bill Whittle

        Michael, you're sixteen. This may be hard to believe, but the way people become braver over time is to get scared repeatedly. It's just that simple. You have to get the crap scared out of you, and then the next time something epically crappy happens (and it will, because you are going to live for another 80 years or so) it will not be so bad, It's never about not be scared — it's about learning to realize there's something on the other side of being scared.


      • Lisa

        Michael…I'm a Mom of someone who has some pretty serious medical stuff too. Here's what I've learned. Life doesn't do shit "to" people so much as it does stuff "for" us. I don't know why you have this challenge. You'll learn from it & you'll be able to help someone else down the road.

        The puppy chasing the people thing? Good job. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Good luck & keep chiving. Always.

      • PappyCrux

        Hang in there kid, things will get better!

      • Hawkeye922

        Get well wishes from Iowa! Great pick and hang in there! Keep us updated. We're behind ya bro! Chive on!

      • patov40

        You've gotten a lot of good advice from the Chivers already Michael, so I'm just going to say "good luck" and I'll keep a happy thought for you. Be well! B)

      • Franklin1138

        Good luck, man. I can think of fewer, better ways to pass the time than Chiving and Photoshopping. Stay strong, brother!

      • SteelCityGuy

        Keep calm and Chive on, Mike! My Fiancee is 26 has Pseudotumor Cerebri and went through the same tests 3 years ago. Blurry vision, severe headaches, numbness. She was initially diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis because of the symptoms, but a spinal tap revealed the Pseudotumor Cerebri diagnosis. They told her she could lose her sight and possibly experience cranial pressure that would crack her skull. Devastated can not even begin to describe how we felt. Our kids were 1 and 3 years old at the time. But it's been 3 years of up and down prognosis and they are finally about to take her off her medication next month. With proper care, she can beat this without meds from here on out. It may be a long road, Mike, but with family, friends, the network of support and laughs provided by the Chive, you'll be through it in no time. Keep us updated!

      • Chop chop

        Good Luck man, hang in there! Keep us posted!

    • f0oo0o

      Good luck dude!

    • KorD

      Degree in graphics here and still better than what I can do. :o(
      Rock on bro, chill, kc+co, and keep doing what you do.

    • http://twitter.com/Hurricane_Paul @Hurricane_Paul

      Good luck Michael. Stay strong!

    • Jan

      Keep Calm, Chive on! Good luck to you, Michael!

    • Hans

      Good luck Michael! Hoping for the best!

      • gmano

        Keep calm, Michael!

    • Red

      Good luck Michael, I hope all goes well.

    • Geoff

      Good Luck Michael and Chive On!,, We're pulling for you!

    • Bstrong04

      My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

      Stay strong!

  • Nathan_Wind

    Thanks for the hat trick, #50. Well done!

    • Nathan_Wind

      Really, hat should be prefaced with "ass that I'd like to wear like a"…

    • Bud Lee

      We can only hope for moar!

      • JerkFace

        Oh, we'll get more. She is obviously a slut. BONG!

    • Enamored

      lots of people dying to see more. please think of the dying!

    • zingman

      whores gonna whore

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