Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

bill add1 Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

During last week’s launch of ‘Bill Fucking Murray’ we noticed that a lot of people were buying more than one Bill Murray, which is fine, but it depleted the inventory almost immediately. I read your emails (yes, I still read them all) and I know many of you were left out.

So we rushed a small batch of Bill and we’re releasing them today quietly in the Morning Awesomeness only. We wanted to give the die hard Chivers a chance to get this insanely popular shirt if you want it. Click here for Bill Fucking Murray.

Chive On,

John

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  • http://mysite.du.edu/~cgarc149 CJ Garcia

    Almost first…

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      You are first, and no one cares. Get a life.

    • alessandro

      You are Almost an idiot…

      And I got my Bill Fucking Murray T finally….

      • JerkFace

        enjoy your shitty shirt.

      • Bill Murray

        I'd use that shirt as a cum-rag.

    • http://mysite.du.edu/~cgarc149 CJ Garcia

      I apologize for looking like an idiot, I thought that by the time I posted the comment, there would have already been many others before me. My first Chive comment and I ruin it…

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    #23 Take that tiny baby!

    • driz

      that fuckn baby deserved it LOL

      • Bubba

        Aaaataaaaaaack!!

    • waryee

      im going to thumb u cuz you're hot.

      • Davinport

        Agreed.
        And that baby learned a valuable lesson that day.

      • Ha.Ha.

        "thumb u"…heh. sounds kinky.

    • Pants

      If it was a dog they'd put it down.

      • hayfever

        if that was my baby I'd put the baby down.

        I hate kids, btw.

        • adsetc

          I hope the kid lost an eye!

        • Chris

          I hate cats. If that was my kid, the cat would be a bloody smear on the floor by now.

          • kire

            You don't like pussy? you should looking at theBERRY .

      • Pookie

        its true…everytime i hear a dog attacked a kid, first thing that pops in my head, what did the kid do

    • LC

      IN YOUR FACE, BABY

    • hMMMM

      FUCK THIS CAT (right Paula_?) what the hell is the matter with you people? The cat was obviously giving the baby the stinky eye…

    • MacNCheesePro

      Hopefully, he learned his lesson, lol!

      • the other Jen

        i agree. i bet that baby wont fuck with that cat anymore!

    • Big McLarge Huge

      future serial killer

    • somebloke

      That kids parents need to teach it right from wrong.

    • Travis

      No doubt! Little bastard got what he deserved!

  • http://mysite.du.edu/~cgarc149 CJ Garcia

    *gasp!* I was first 😀

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      Well, gee, I hope it was as fulfilling as you had hoped, buddy!

      • Wow...

        I bet you've got a great personalit…because you're ugly. You look like you just shit yourself…and you're enjoying it.

        • IOEW

          LOL!

        • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

          I'm extremely curious as to why you seek out any post I make on theChive to tell me how ugly I am… What sort of joy do you get from telling others how unattractive they are to you- completely unsolicited I may add?

          • Ur Forever alone

            It's fun Ugly.

            • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

              Well, I'm truly sorry that your idea of a good time is making others feel badly about themselves. That's unfortunate.

              • j22

                That's the definition of internet troll. And come on… you know you're not.

              • Guesty

                you look like Josh Hartnett on a bad day

                • #1 Guesty Troller

                  This was not the real Guesty, it was me. Stop thumbing this up.

  • Dan

    #19 Robocop's new squad car.

    • Derpatrol

      That's Fort Richardson/Elmendorf AFB (Anchorage AK). Drove by there every day. Thought the same thing everyday. Also… Slowed down everyday.

  • Insomniac

    #13 insert random "harry potter and the goblet of fire" comment here

    • Go the all blacks

      Who would dare ruin such an awesome moment!

    • EhISleepWell

      Insert random "reason why you're an idiot"

    • Stig

      insert "It's Rugby, not remotely related to harry potter" comment here.

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      Insert "You're a fucking wanker, this is rugby"

    • xspader

      Why are some people such idiots.To all the Americans out there….This team is a TRUE world champion, they actually had to beat teams from other countries to win the championship.

      • thirstybackpacker

        Although I agree – its no football world cup. And not everyone plays Rugby around the world.

      • Catalyst

        Bullshit. The US doesn't have a national rubgy team so enjoy your second rate sports trophy.

        • Someguy

          Not sure if trolling or just stupid. The US eagles are 17th in the world. BTW Ritch Macawe is a tool!

    • mcdona1d

      I thought that was a quality comment. Don't know why it's being crapped on.

      • Davlin

        I agree. That was a funny comment.

      • Rugby Fangirl

        I liked it and I'm a huge All Blacks fan 🙂

  • driz

    i woud lose my SHIT if i saw #4 thats hilarious

    • nope

      I would be late for work. Keep calm and follow that car.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #19 Challenge accepted. Also, just ordered my 'Bill Fucking Murray' can't wait!

    • Chiver In Bio

      Better to make your own……the quality is shit!

      • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

        You obviously don't have any shirts from TheChive. They are comfy as fuck.

        • Ramrod

          He didn't say they were uncomfortable. He said "the quality is shit!" (which its true). I agree that they are soft but you can see right through the fabric, meaning the quality is not good (as in SHIT!).

    • Elbie

      ordered one too, can't wait till I can get it (christmas – 2 months)

  • sshuggi

    Bill Fucking Murray, Got it! (Gotta thank insomnia on that one.)

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      Got mine as well! *High Five!*

    • http://www.facebook.com/johnbbest John Best

      same.

    • Billy

      Me too! I can't wait!!

    • noxolicious

      Yay for insomnia, me too!

      • =-0=-

        christ, you're a bunch of pathetic bastards…..

    • thatisall

      GET A LIFE.

    • Killem07

      So all 6 t-shirts were sold out like 3 hours before I woke up… bahh… I'll never get one, I like sleeping too damn much! I curse thy my comfortable bed!

    • Willsellout

      Got mine as well. I already have one but I'm almost wearing it out. I bought 2 new ones. The only thing worse than fuckheads buying these and selling them are the retards that are paying for them.

  • Still_Counts

    Meanwhile in Soviet Russia…

    #19

    • nor

      no, it's Norway.

    • The Ugly

      Meanwhile on the internet…this joke has gotten old.

  • Doh!

    #3 Homer simpson was here…and will be back for this doughnut.

    • Stig

      if homer simpson was there, there would be no donut. If anything it's a homer simpson trap.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        mmmm….Forbidden Donut

  • @myawfulroommate

    #6 go to jail!

  • tropsmurf

    #13 Well Done All Blacks.. Rugby World Cup Champs

    • Kierbear

      Arise Sir Richard McCaw!!!!!! oh and Bill Fucking Murray!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

    • GlibTongue

      Also…smallest World Cup trophy? For such big guys that's an awfully small trophy.

      • derp

        no need to compensate I'd guess.

    • All in Black

      Pic of the world champion All Blacks, greatest rugby team ever and tight dress post all on hump day? God bless you chive!

      • Boer

        Yeah, welcome to the 2 times club. Finally.

    • 2pumpdump

      "THAT'S RACIST"

      • matt85nz

        pretty much the response i get trying to explain the name to americans…

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      Grrr, I was hoping France would win! 😦 N'importe pas, les All Blacks sont un tres fort equipe.

    • kement

      GO THE MIGHTY ALL BLACKS!!!! haha Donald who would have thought he would win it for us

    • Pete

      Now this is a proper sport. Someone broken and bleeding on the pitch? No reason to stop, just just the medics to drag them off and carry on around them. See someone reach for the ball from a mass of bodies? Simply stamp on their hand!

  • Dog.

    #23 thats not how you beat a pussy.

    • An Average Chiver

      LOLOLOLOLOLO DURRRR YOU SAID "PUSSY"! WHICH ALSO MEANS VAGINA! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

      • Regular Guy

        Yes, I believe that was the point of his joke.

  • Cambo

    #23 What an awesome cat. He doesn't put up with shit.

    • Chinese Guesty

      fuck this piece of shit cat I would sautee the shit out of this

      • Carb Jet

        You ma'am, are a bag of douche.

  • Catence

    #7 and #9 are some of the greatest ideas ever.

    • oreo man

      where can you get the mug

    • Just sayin'

      I want to motor boat your chest

  • Hi There

    How about you just order/make a shitload of the t-shirts, all of them, so we don't continually run into that same problem?

    • Lo There

      demand is high, keep supply low, so demand remains high, and price can remain high.

    • sheeeeeesh

      How about all you faboys man the fuck up and stop crying over a friggin tshirt and get a life ?

      • Hi There

        Sheeesh – I've never bought a single one of their shirts. I'm certainly not 'crying', nor do I 'not have a life'. It just strikes me as foolish that they always have a shortage, just order more, it's not like won't all sell. Get off your high horse.
        Lo – And yes, I'm aware of supply/demand and scarcity.

        • Jak

          Why would you respond?

  • blub_glub

    #10 in the blue … FIND HER!!!

    • BamBam

      she's behind the woman in the brown coat.

  • SenorWilson

    #5 What class requires you to study a magazine? Class title and ID please!

    • GetThePointThough

      I believe you meant #5

      • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

        Really? He clearly said #5.

        • The_Dood

          No I think he meant #5.

          • Sherman

            But what about #5? What if he meant that one

            • SenorWilson

              I actually meant #5…

              • GET TO THE POINT

                JUST FIND HER!!!

    • GotThePointThough

      Last night this post was definitely #6 wtf..am i dead?

  • benjinho

    #13 ,France should have won !

    • Moke

      France should have scored 2 more points then.

      Go the mighty All Blacks!!

      Four more years!!

    • NZbro

      God tier defense wins world cups and All Blacks had the best defense

    • Stig

      Well they shouldn't have missed with those kicks then.

    • Jess

      Lol, the All Blacks won because they were better than the French. Otherwise the French would have won. There's no getting around that simple fact.

    • Colby

      If France won it would of been a disgrace to the game. They lost two pool games were fucking lucky against the walsh to make the final. World champions don't win three from six.

    • Guesty

      Rugby World Cup…what the fucking joke.

      • F guesty

        As always that turd eater guesty is hating for no reason. Get off this site and crawl back to the hole you crawled out of.

        • Guesty

          Oooooh hole. Would that hole happen to be in my basement?

          I love penis.

    • Stig

      Why, they were the worst team to reach the finals, no other team has ever gone into the finals with two losses behind them. Admittedly the final game was the best the french have played and was All Blacks first real challenge, but the All Blacks were the better team in the end, they held their defence against the french attacks, the right team won.

    • bubblebobble

      no way they bumbled their way into that final haha

  • Casey

    FUCK YES!! So glad I decided to Chive at one in the morning. Bill Fucking Murray here I come!!

  • katsta

    #15 aka what I look like when I wake up in the morning

    • Anjin-San

      aka GOKU, the kindergarten years…

      • Big

        That would be Trunks not Goku

    • Heynow

      You look like a 4 year old girl in the morning?

  • Chris

    Been a long time coming.

    HAHAHA to all you Aussies, you need a new repertoire for sledging now!!!!

    oh yeah and from all of us Kiwi's….

    Four more years…

  • lazy student

    Bill Fucking Murray. What a perfect time for a study break!

    • BadStudent

      Seriously i second that. writing a paper decide to check the chive get a new shirt.

  • Old Man

    The one day I had to pull an all nighter to study, I lost my debit card. Someday I will get Bill Fucking Murray, but not today.

    • Old Boy

      Thanks to you I will have a Bill Fucking Murray shirt.

    • Bill Murray

      Seriously? People like you are homeless people should be given free condoms.

      • Bill Murray

        *are why*

        • Old Man

          What does that even mean? You don't know me or my parents.

  • Anonymous

    #23 don’ t blame the cat..

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