Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/RDanielKellly Ryan Kelly

    first!!

    • thedude325

      Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

  • http://www.facebook.com/RDanielKellly Ryan Kelly

    Waited so long for that..

    • tomchalm

      you should probably do something else with your time.

    • Kelly Ryan

      you need a better hobby

      • Radtown Alum '10

        you better not be trolling yourself….

        • Alum of Radtown '10

          yeah or there be trouble

    • JAFitC

      You win the trophy for "Setting the Lowest Bar of Success." Where do we send it?

    • Invisible Ninja

      Faggot

    • Drew Jones

      you remind me of the first time I received an Arabian gas mask. Well done sir

  • Scabie Do

    #11 That's sexy!

    • Dookie

      Who needs ankles when you can do this?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      ahhh! that's cringing to watch

    • The Game

      The Ministry of Silly Walks' new intern

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      Sweet baby giraffe

      • the other Jen

        she's doing the stanky leg

    • blub_glub

      lololol^ I can't look away .. ouuuf!!

    • Chris

      I'm certain this has nothing to do with her being malnourished…

    • http://www.inspire-by-design.com Insp1reDesign

      So hard to watch.. :s

  • tomchalm

    #1 Paula get back in the car!

    Have an awesome day!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That's xXBeermonkeyXx asshat.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate/date

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        well obviously! im so offended that i wasnt recognised!
        cheers, beers!

      • questionmonkey

        paula_ just one damn monkey u can't trust

        • Wow...

          You are a fucking idiot.

  • kaidoh101

    #1 No time to explain, just get in the car!

    • JHarris

      Right turn Clyde.

    • KenRayJen

      you dont have to explain, ive seen the movie

  • lauren

    #21 soooooo cute

    • TheYeasterBunny

      all i could say is awwwwh. i love my dogs and dogs in general.

    • Stan_Dalone

      Dogs so loyal, so loving, this reminds me of the soldier who died and the dog layed by his masters casket

      • the other Jen

        the video was heart wrenching.

      • hMMMM

        Jon Tumlinson and Hawkeye. If there are heads out there who don't know the story, GOOGLE IT NOW.

        • hMMMM

          And Guesty, please don't comment on this. We don't need your shit about how we shouldn't have been at war in the first place and we shouldn't feel sad for fallen soldiers b/c they're the idiots who enlisted, etc. etc. Everyone's tired of your bullshit and this man and his dog deserve respect.

        • Landlubber77

          So….you're still saying "heads" eh?

    • carlos

      this is fake guys, its been on the interwebs for months now….

      • Billy

        YOUR fake. Yes I spelled it wrong. Just let it go people.

      • ThatGuy

        So if something is on the internet for a certain amount of time it becomes fake?

        Herp Derp.

    • Chris

      Damn onions!

  • James

    #14 is asking for some serious wedgies!

    • Anon

      Not understanding the VPLs under the leggings-I see a frustrated dude at 3am on November 1st in her future

    • dustin

      Also if you're gonna dress like Lilu you have to burn the bra…Mila did it.

      • Guesty

        AND get rid of the granny panties! WTF that's twice in two days…come on, ladies. Granny panties are NOT cool…at all.

        • inate8

          You should really pull head from ass and get a grip on reality.
          Those are NOT granny panties.

          • Jason

            Well, those are cover all of your ass briefs. The only acceptable panties are thongs, boyshorts, and nothing at all. Unless, of course, aunt flow is visiting.

    • vhr1904

      Muilti pass?

  • KiTT

    First! 😀

  • stukesm4

    #19 Move bitch, get out the way.

    • JDB

      Oh, no. Lights out…

    • DoomsDayDub

      Watch out bitch, you almost ruined my sexy.

    • dustin

      Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes find more loose change on the ground.

  • MidwestChiver

    #17 stop you forgot me

    • Dr_StrangePants

      and just like that another shitty Sci-Fi channel TV movie is born

      • Silentstatic

        more like one of those ridiculous "I shouldn't be alive" episodes where they defied natural selection attempt to thin the herd…

    • Gatorld

      Get to teh chopper!

  • Herp Derp

    #19, there can only be one.

  • Horseface

    #21 – Skyping with your dog?………………Forever alone.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1644246963 Rob Sherwood

      #15 Literal lol!

    • Petey

      horseface: forever a douche

      • iknow

        horseface = Dylan

    • eclipse

      Guys this is coming from Horseface, you know a guy that probably took his sister to the prom

      • flare

        Probably his Mom actually.

        • Stan_Dalone

          and then dumped him for another guy

          • Stan_Dalone

            Me.

          • Sleep_Salone

            That's it, isn't it Stan? Your harboring ill feelings towards your mother. You never forgave her for running off and fucking your brother. You had no choice but to become…Internet Avenger.

    • penis

      i just spit my coffee everywhere. fucking funny horseface.

      • Jen

        horseface & penis. you guys sound like you guys would be quite the dude couple…

      • Petey

        whether or not you agree with horseface, if you thought it was THAT funny………… forever alone

    • SWa

      being an asshat? Forever alone

    • j22

      Why so many thumbs down? You pussies actually skype with your pets? Forever alone lvl 89.

      • Country Boy

        My dogs would always get super excited when I would talk to my wife on Skype while I was in Iraq so yes, us "pussies" AKA soldiers, college kids who have been away awhile, etc… do like to see our pets on Skype.

        • http://www.facebook.com/michaeljtrent Michael Trent

          Amen. God forbid some of us actually love our pets.

        • sac 916

          how loud did your sheep bah when she saw you???? jk, i only said that cause your name, but thanks for all you sacraficed for my freedom and my families freedom. much love, just saw the name………

      • ale

        Actually, if u think about it, it never says if the person of this picture is a guy… and Country boy have a point. Heartless j22…

        • KYLExGOOD

          It definitely doesn't say anything about him being a soldier. Some of these people above have made themselves a whole little story about this 1 picture….Why so serious?

          • Legion

            Why not go fuck yourself.

            • Billy

              Ok

          • Country Boy

            Actually, I never said either way. Maybe you should try reading? I said MY dogs got excited when I was in Iraq and they would hear me on Skype not anything about this picture. Also why i listed college kids that have been away from home awhile, etc… in my post. This person could be away for any number of reasons. Our whole point is that J22 and Horseface are obviously just douche bags for trying to make fun of this person.

      • Ha.Ha.

        j22 = obvious Chinaman, who doesn't care of animals…

    • Legion

      Very likely a soldier skyping with his family and his dog. You sir, suck the cock. I hope you get hit by a car and raped by a fucking bear.

      • KYLExGOOD

        A lot of anger comes out of you based on some internet shit.

        Here, let's do a test of patience and anger management. Try to ignore what's written below:

        "Who gives 2 flying fucks if it IS a soldier? A solider is just somebody doing a job that they: a) chose for themselves, and b) get paid for…..Oh wait, like every single other productive person in society. If they get so sad being away from home then they should have chosen a different career path; and before you start, spare me the fucking "serving our nation" bullshit. Aside from home defense and aiding our allies, it's a service we could do without."

        There you go. I only meant some of that. Now, try not to rage.

      • Horseface

        "Very likely a soldier"……..or a kid in college…..or someone who moved away from home (I know, a foreign concept to someone like you who is forever in his mother's basement).

        Tool.

        • eclipse

          your in your mothers basement? i thought it was your sister

    • wienerdog

      Dogs need love too, that's why God invented Alabama.

  • Strewart

    #14 I would love a multipass

    • rod stewart

    • Anon

      better than the original

      • Lucas

        Nope

      • Jak

        Has it been a while since you have seen the movie? Because that is the only way to explain that comment.

  • Chris

    second… nah just not the same

  • InTheWhat?!?!

    #13 Helluva way to go out haha

    • Stan_Dalone

      send everyone into a search frenzy – WIN!

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      my family knows me… they wld think i said "debt"

  • MattKL

    #10 Meanwhile in Canada…

    #14 Fifth Element AND a cutie? Double win!

    #21 Now that's a good dog.

  • GetInThere!

    #25 Still hope, Amputees!

    • Juan

    • Glaspotron

      Not only is this awesome, but this cat skates better then I do!

  • A-Bomb

    #17 Awsome weapon strategy.

  • Still_Counts

    I freaking hate clowns!!!

    #2

  • Juan

    #8 Am I missing something?

    • asdf

      Simply put Juan….yes….yes you are.

    • Woody

      Yes, your brain

    • Joe

      Yeah, what's Juan missing?

      • Jen

        that pumpkin egg nog is the bomb??? That shit looks/sounds gross. What's the craze with pumpkin during the fall…is it actually that good? Never liked any pumpkin product myself…

    • poseidon

      This stuff is great, I picked some up the other day and its already gone. There is only a slight pumpkin pie taste, mostly taste like egg nog.

    • guest

      It's a dumb picture made by a dumbass who thinks eggnog with pumpkin is "mindblowing". It's not mindblowing, and you're not missing anything.

  • JustinFL

    #14 Lilo Dallas, Multi-Fap

    • dustin

      Lilo was the little Hawaiian girl from the Disney flick you pedo.

      • mike

        ^ dumb as fuck

        • Leeks

          Leeloo Dallas = The Fifth Element
          Lilo = Lilo and Stitch

          Perhaps you want to rethink which one of you is dumb as fuck.

          • dustin

            Lulz. You morons are so easy to troll.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #20 Are you there? Goodbye……………… Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      There will be cake….

      • Laser

        Pumpkin cake!

  • sshuggi

    #23 Fall: Everything's beautiful…for like two weeks.

    • Dan

      Everything just turned brown and fell off in 2 days where I live. Very depressing.

      • Even More Depressing

        wait til that starts happening to you 🙂

    • ROK247

      and then hell for six months. KILL ME NOW,.

  • benjinho

    #18, take that, you fucking car!

    • Stan_Dalone

      ever been so angry that…

      • Logan

        i'm just waiting for you to be so angry you actually make a funny/original comment……

    • Machinist

      WTF? The light is green for the car filming the incident, so both jaywalking kid and car pulling around the corner are breaking traffic laws… jeez!

      • Katie

        It's perfectly legal to make a right turn at a red light.

        • TheRealSnowman

          Depends on which country you're in.
          Remember… the world is more than just 'merica.

          • Dan

            Mind Blown!

          • hMMMM

            Can't make a right on red anywhere in the City either…

          • Jak

            Depends on what state and/or city too. Don't act like you know anything about the U.S. if you don't live here.

        • SpacemanSpiff_

          Dang tourists make that mistake every day here…yeah only/mostly the murkin tourists

          Chive on form Aruba

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      Did he died?

    • Lawndart

      I HATE it when people try to cheat the legal system. I'm putting a dash cam in my truck so when a dumbass runs out in front of me wanting to sue me for hitting him i have it on camera.

      • Bad Idea

        Yeah, but…you would also tape any illegal shit that you might do.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #21 reason number 9734 dogs are better then cats.

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