Genius or stupid (36 photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/JamesEmmettLawrence James E Lawrence

    #1 A snuggie for your face… your doing it right

    • TheyCallMeJesus

      its funny and dumb….makes me proud to be a snowboarder haha

    • Apollos

      YOU'RE doing it wrong. Lawrence.

      …only faggots and sailors.

      • Yeah

        Give this man a beer!

    • pete

      Looks like a Chuck Norris 5 O'clock shadow

    • Karl

      I would buy one. Ice beard hurts more than my wounded pride.

      • Jeff

        I have one of these… Its great.

      • bemilm

        Ice beards are a symbol of a well-spent day, and they don't hurt in the least if you don't pick at them B)

    • TDYVK

      These are awesome. Keep windburn to a minimum.

    • http://www.facebook.com/theloudestchiselbreaking Cameron Caughtinapurseseine James

      Instead of paying for this, I just grew a real one.

    • andrea

      beardhead.com! They're different, but pretty awesome!

    • Pants

      It itches like a real beard too!

  • SenorWilson

    #22 This is like one of the bathroom's in my old dorm hall… No soap dispenser or any towel dispenser ever worked. They just kept adding more instead of fixing them.

  • Mr Cheese

    #27 – not genius but i give them creativity points

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000165981989 John LeTard

      The genius part was using what they had to pull it off.

    • drew

      Certainly resourceful, but your eggs will taste like your foxhole.

    • Armedann Dangerous

      Hoe cakes were called that because the field workers would cook them on their hoes.
      -Velvet Jones.

    • M.O.T.

      I needed to tilt the screen to see the yolk. I thought they were cooking industrial amounts of heroin.

      • iAm

        you see what you wanna see 😉 …long live prejudicm.

  • Paul

    Most are stupid. A few geniuses in there though.

    • Paul

      i take that, aside from the sandwich bread coasters they are ALL stupid.

      • Paul

        back

        • Paul

          forever alone in his own post

  • Captain Poop

    am i really the first one to comment?

    • http://www.facebook.com/JamesEmmettLawrence James E Lawrence

      No your 8th… close though

      • sorry

        No not really.

    • JDB

      and your stupid

    • Mister

      no…and when you thought you were first to comment this was genius comment you cam up with, for shame.

  • Jordan

    #35
    That is a big cup

    • https://www.facebook.com/karretimothy Tim Karre

      Looks heavy.

      • ¬_¬

        it's made from aluminium, it's pretty light.

        • LuvH8fulChix

          Really? Looks like stainless steel.

          • Funaki

            yes all shiny polished metal is stainless steel

            • Frank

              If you want it to stay shiny and polished looking, you'll use stainless steel. Most all grades of aluminum will oxidize and get a chalky white film just the same as regular steel oxidizing and forming a red film known as rust.

              • theederv

                Frank, you cured my insomnia!

              • ThatGuy

                As a backpacker, I can tell you that 'shiny' doesn't factor into the equation when selecting cookware. Also the 'chalking' problem can be solved with a simple chemical coating.

                • Frank

                  I never said shiny was important. But as far as chemical coating is concerned, thats fine until you scratch it off on some of those rocks. Once rust has a starting point, it will only spread and get worse. Not being argumentative, too happy for that on a Friday, just trying to spread knowledge and cure insomnia. Have a great weekend ThatGuy.

    • p-diddly

      i want one

      • panama99

        Big cup who cares if its a little heavy.

    • kjn

      actually not that bad of an idea
      …but why the hell would you clip that to your hip?

      • https://www.facebook.com/Bodhi.Rochelle Matty Rochelle

        the cup is lightweight and is used for mountain climbing.. picture doesn't use its purpose.

        • Davinport

          unless you want coffee dripping down your leg, I don't think it's very useful the way it's shown…

          • Funaki

            why would you put coffee in it then clip it to your belt, what idiot are you

        • Katoun

          I have one too for mountain climbing 😀

    • guest

      Would be great for backpacking

      • LuvH8fulChix

        Clipped to a pack, maybe, but I wouldn't want it bouncing against my ass the whole trip.

    • JHarris

      1 Girl, 1 Cup

    • Master_Rahl

      big cup next to a medium can?

    • Le_Quack

      I have one of these there awesome broke the carabiner off tho.

    • Hiker

      I use it for my dogs. I clip it to my pack so that I don't have to dig for a cup or bowl for their drinking water on quick stops.

    • bonezoz

      Doesn't matter what it's made from, I want one, and I want one now! Does it come with a lid?

    • frank

      actually it's only 220ml. That's not very much liquid and they are only 3 inches tall. very small. even smaller butt.

  • schmielllssson

    #15 …why make beer drinking difficult??

    • Kyle

      I don't even get the purpose of this. I've never had trouble getting my beer from the can to the glass, nor have I ever needed the glass to begin with

      • Jeff

        See I've never had trouble just drinking my beer, skip the glass that's just an extra step.

      • ddd

        I imagine it's some sort of instant cooler, otherwise it's retarded

    • jason in pc

      is that the mug of shame? looks really small.

      • sorry

        Obviously, you need the big metal cup

        #35

        That will hang off your ass, when you're done.

    • candrink

      Just in case you're a total bitch and can't finish the entire 12 oz.

  • misschris

    #6 and #25 Are genius and awesome, respectively 🙂

    • schmielllssson

      I hope that dude is playing strip poker. What a Macdaddy!

    • DoomsDayDub

      What is the purpose of the toothpaste? You can't share your end of the toothpaste?

      • misschris

        I thought it was cool cuz sometimes you just can't get the last bit out of the tube, so you could go in from other end. No waste.

        • Bianca

          i have a feeling the middle of the tube will turn into the new Purgatory for Toothpaste

        • JDB

          I think your pretty.

        • panama99

          I keep thinking that you get a small group caught in the middle that you can't get out of either end or you squeeze the tube and it goes out of both ends. Either wayI'll stick with the old fashion kind with one opening.

        • curious

          I want to see Misschris in a bikini or on the "Red Head" post.

          She looks hot!!!

          • LuvH8fulChix

            Loser.

          • Master_Rahl

            she has graced the Chive a time or two, and your eyes don't deceive you, she IS very hot.

        • ColaChiver

          or you could just not be a lazy shit and roll it up like everyone else?

  • http://www.facebook.com/JamesEmmettLawrence James E Lawrence

    #35 "… yeah, he must work out"

    • _maxPain_

      Giving you thumb up for funny movie quotation James,,made my day..

    • NebraskaGuy

      Ha!
      Took me a second, but then I lol'd!

  • nnn

    #11 is genius

    • Glenn

      Gives a whole new meaning to playing with my putz in the bathroom

  • dash_

    you thought chester cheeta was gangsta, these guys take it to a whole new level motherfucker #30

  • disturbed

    #13 Using the baby as a front bumper is brilliant

    • DoomsDayDub

      What is this thing? Where can he be had?

    • RandersonT

      Usually I don't like that kind of 'humor', but I'll admit I laughed…
      Now I've got to go say some hail mary's…I'm not even Catholic.

      • ThatGuy

        wat?

  • Invisible Ninja

    #35

    Genius

  • Ferret

    #8
    first rule of fight club.. no fighting?

    • drew

      Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the war room!

  • Brooktown Chiver

    #34 is stupid!!!!!! Really bedazzle your head???? Only in America lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.villette Vincent Villette

      Yeah right, however they do it the right way at BMS

    • Master_Rahl

      Think about it though… if she got into a fight, the hair pulling would be epic. pieces flying all over the place! INCOMING!!!

    • fuzzybeard2016

      It could be worse. There was, for a mercifully brief time, a trend for women to bedazzle their ladybits. Who the hell would want to deal with applique armor down there?

      • Prangsta

        Jennifer Love Hewitt did this.. I think I would put up with it.

    • Mr. H

      Only in the hood…

    • jimmy g

      More like Mexico. We don't do that shit in Merica.

  • whodat

    #5 WHITE CASTLE…………genius!
    Now if they would only come to FL.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      There is no White Castle in Florida????

      • kaidoh101

        None in Arizona either 😦

      • Cory

        White Castle is only in 12 states. The craziest part is that they don't even have a location in the state that they started(Kansas). The only states that have White Castle are Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee and Wisconsin

    • dude

      yes FL please

    • YOU NEED TO KNOW

      WHITE CASTLE SUCKS BALLS!!!!!

      • Allen

        Not when your hammered at 2:30 a.m.

    • http://www.facebook.com/NorimW Beth Kiser

      only people who dont have a white castle near them like white castle

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002059474696 Vince Weaver

    #23 What the hell is the difference if you SHOWERED? You're CLEAN!!! #28 My wife got one at a wine tasting convention- she said it was genius for walking around.

    • 80's Baby

      Yeah, Until she tripped and spilled all her Merlot on her Freshly Dry-Cleaned white Blouse….

      • Jason O

        as though that couldn't happen without one, dumbass!

    • SpacemanSpiff_

      yeah, ur wife must be french, that's real classy…u guys sure know how to fancy it up

      • sneaky j bastard

        Jealous much?

        • SpacemanSpiff_

          Yes, since my wife is not classy nor french she just holds the glass at the base with her pinky stickin out

          • t.mole

            Haha! Sniff that pinky Spiff! That's my asshole you smell from your wife fingering me at a wine tasting while you were at work!

            • SpacemanSpiff_

              nice one

              atleast your proud my friend, nobody can take that away from you

          • ThatGuy

            And you would know, she is constantly attached to your wrist.

            • SpacemanSpiff_

              That is true…

              How does it feel to be forever alone?

      • BarthDMar

        Are you 12, Spiff? What do you know about class? You will see these at racetracks like the Derby, and all kinds of upper class events…not that YOU'VE ever attended a soiree, I'm sure.

        • SpacemanSpiff_

          Yeah man i'm so sure of it…

          Keep it up, the rest of the world does admire your class

    • RandersonT

      Don't worry about it Weaver. Those who have no class make fun of those who do because they don't even know what class means. My wife and I have a set too for when we go to the Wine and Food Festivals. GREAT for being able to carry around your purchases and have your own glass with you. Hundreds of people have these there. Maybe we're ALL classless?

      • TimOToole

        Haha! PWND Spaceman Spiff. Still claim to know what you're talking about "Spiffy"?

        • SpacemanSpiff_

          Timmy go back to your well! I need not give my credentials, just know that the "classies" of europe are entertained.

          And i prefer to be called stiffy

          • TimOToole

            Pffft. European. You need not say more. We all know your 'class'- that is, you Euros who THINK you've got class. Guess what? Bean is NOT high-brow humor.

        • BarthDMar

          Are you kidding? Trolls NEVER admit fault or that they were wrong. He'll go down in flames first.

  • xmas

    #35 wish list

    • hunter

      girl butt or guy butt there?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #26
    Right up there with Bud Ice.

    • xDV8x

      Or pepsi clear

      • LuvH8fulChix

        crystal pepsi was awesome.

    • Rusty15s

      Dooooby, dooby, doo.

    • electric boogalo

      or Bud Light Lime.

      • Davinport

        am I the only one who thought bud lime was half decent…?

        • SanDiego

          yes

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003066556639 Nick Holwegner

      Hey, I actually liked Coke II. New Coke sucked, but Coke II was alright. Kinda like Coke with Mr Pibb.
      "Where in the hell is the Mr Pibb? It's the only Coke I like!"

  • LC

    #8: Hawaiin shirts and no swimming? best pool party EVER!
    #28: i have one of those. it's pretty awesome.

    • ColaChiver

      you need to go ahead and kick yourself in the nuts for owning one of those

  • floscar

    #13 is fakin sweet.

  • Ron Burgundy?

    Ron Paxton: As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.
    Wayne Campbell: It certainly does suck.
    #24

    • Garth Algar

      It's sucking my will to live!

      • tapsnapornap

        Turn it off man!! Turn it OFFFFFF!!!!

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      why no, i never look in the mirror as i cut my hair

    • Ben

      I saw it dubbed in French and it said "too bad that it cuts"

      hehehe

    • http://www.facebook.com/Spaded21 Mark Konior

      hahaha It certainty does….aww man

    • borgrider

      its the flowbee

  • Fenix

    #30
    I just really want to flying donkey punch these people for ruining this car……

    • Kyle

      are you sure donkey punch was the phrase you were going for?

      • Mr Sir

        A punch like that of Donkey Kong mabye?

    • Steerpike

      so you want to be doing them from behind whilst flying and punching them in the back of the head?

      think you picked the wrong phrase there.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      I see these in the Summer in Detroit all the time… some better than others but overall ugly as sh!t

    • armyabn

      HAHA! You said "people".

    • teh_shard

      I do not think it means what you think it means…

    • pinky

      what is with these cars? I live in Madison WI and there is a Cheetos car and a trix cereal car. The Cheetos car is a shit box but the trix car has a lot of money stuck it in. Still pretty gay though.

  • sneaky j bastard

    #7 Grab a handful of tits. By the time she pulls her hands out, and her head out…who WAS that?

    • Wet_tosti

      Why not ductape the whole thing to her head instead?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Assault kicks ass!

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Actually, considering that it appears it's a young lady in the picture, I'd call it a "schlick sweater" myself.

    • Michael Scott

      WTF is this doing?

  • Dan

    #18 Horrible idea.

    • disturbed

      #18 Derp

    • john

      fucking retarded looking

      • john

        so's your face

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

        I pray that she is not cat woman… I would even take Halle Berry as Cat Woman again and that movie sucked… Michelle Pfeiffer will forever be the best cat woman, besides Eartha Kitt

        • fuzzybeard2016

          Coming to theatres Summer, 2012; unfortunately.

        • Zoey

          I gotta throw my vote in here for Julie Newmar!

        • ThatGuy

          You were probably someone who thought heath ledger was to pretty boy to play the joker until you saw the first teasers. I think Nolan knows what he is doing.

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