Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • Ynut


    Nailed it…. I wish.

    • JHL1

      I don't mean to hijack your comment, but I believe this URL is LG not fully dressed… NSFW

      • CalculatedRisk

        Wowza. Hi there!

      • lowrent75

        Um wow…It certainly appears to be but I am not sure. But WOW. And this pic is eliciting no response.

        • iliketoplay

          there is a resemblance…weird that no-one else is commenting…waiting for it to be deleted.

      • miguel

        And it is gone.

    • paula_pissflap

      #47 is quite an achievement …u can't explain that =/

  • davis



    I have a professional boner

    and I love you ๐Ÿ™‚

    • ggg1228

      What's with the green undies??

      • BelowHeavens

        What's with giving a shit about the green undies??

      • Anon

        Vacuum packed

      • ChelseaRules

        Chive should make ChiveOn undies. With "Keep Calm" on the front.

      • ron

        I agree. That "look" looks like shit.

    • j-roy

      Well played. you should use that line on her!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516541859 Michael McCollough

      Mother of god!

    • Armedand Dangerous

      Does she dance at a strip club? That's professional.

    • NME

      From the chest down, she's the most overdressed girl on the DAR. A leotard, stockings and green panties.

    • SushiMutilator

      I could use more of her ^^

      • Allen


    • SweetBabyJesus


    • Dolfan0925

      Was I the only one that saw the first pic and thought she was acting like a gorilla?

      • ChelseaRules

        I'm totally with ya, man.

    • Keepcla,


    • Biggus Diccus

      What club do you strip at?

    • Mike

      Right – she is a dancer. Nice try. Whats up with the colored underwear.

    • Boob Man

      Looks like you need to hire a professional maid! zing….

      I am totally joking….nice boobage too….not many dancers have that much going on up top….

    • Yea Yea

      She needs to post MOAR!!

  • danustx


    • Danana

      Well sorry you are third, but win a prize, if you were first it was a prostate exam from wolverine, but for third place it's a prostate exam from the incredible hulk.

  • Ian.

    yes kate upton #27

    • Dick Weed

      Has she been training with Madonna?

      • Michael

        I just hope Kate is not getting into drugs some photos she looks completely out of it.

    • Stan_Dalone

      Kate Upton FTW

      • Sleep_Salone

        Stan_Dalone FTL

        • mile high club

          #42…sorry but she needs to be higher on this list than the very fucking bottom of the first page….chive, you NEEEEEED to find her #42 #42 #42 #42

  • DrLeppiwinks

    #12 Definitely stuck

  • Zedhere

    #10 I should be working, but I staring at something else instead…

    • JerkFace

      Like her herpes?

    • Black6dog

      I should be studying too. We should get together, this is awfully 'hard'.

    • JustSayin

      Do you always study with the tightest push-up bra you can find? We're not stupid, just ask if we like your tits and face, and we'll tell you.

  • lennox

    #8, #31

    things I think of when somebody mentions Kim Kardashian…

    • darwin

      a plague of locusts

      (ref. the entire family)

    • mark

      a very expensive jizz rag

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000165981989 John LeTard

      The problem with #8 is that is assumes a 24 hour work day…

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #28 … with a raging erection, probably. Oh, you mean 'how'? No idea.

    • R2GFan

      More important question…Will she grace more upcoming Hump Day postings? I think dat ass needs a full post all to itself.

    • whats in a name?

      Head mounted Go Pro cam??

    • Guest

      she's a porn star. this was right before he tore dat ass up

      • Guest #2

        susanna pink. . . google image it

        • Susano

          I actually goggled Susanna pink and it didn't showed up, I was like "Lies!" then Put safe search of and I was like "OMFG!"

          • JDB

            NSFW… Just to let everyone know.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000231447300 Matthew Molin

      i think it was a go pro but thats not important

    • givethedjabj

      With a camera of course !!!

  • AssClown

    #16 She has more rolls than a bakery…

    • yo yo ma

      and yo've got more cliches than…than…a cliche factory.

      • disturbed

        Looks more like she ate rhianna.

        • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

          omfg hahahahahahaha.

    • Shawn

      More Chins than a chinese phone book…..

  • yo yo ma

    #14 Made that shitty Star Wars movie. Cancels all the coot stuff out.

    • yo yo ma

      that's right. I said coot!

    • forestchiver

      you bastard!

    • Chris

      He was also muthafuckin Darkman!

      • Badfish

        Thank you for reminding me of a badass movie from my childhood.

        "I… am… DARKMAN!!!"

    • a_schoenoprasum

      "that star wars movie" was the third thing on the list genius.

    • Dan

      Only people who grew up watching the original trilogy think the new one sucks, and then they insult younger people when they say it was really cool. We are just like you were when you saw the original trilogy. The newer trilogy is way better than that old crap, the original draw to the movies back in the 70's was the ground breakingly awesome effects and now those seem like crap and the new ones are way awesomer with tons more action and better effects, the essential elements in a star wars film.

      • dork

        FACT: empire strikes back is the best, regardless of the special effects.

      • NJF

        Seriously. Also, why can't I like ALL the star wars movies.
        "NOO, FUCK NOO. You can only like the original trilogy because I only like the original trilogy."

        • JHL1

          My what big teeth you have.

      • greenbean

        Except for the fact that no one cares about the graphic advancement of the "new' trilogy. Cool special effects bro, how about rewritting the script. The lack of a story line, horrific acting, and predictable plot points absolutely fucking obliterated the popularity of the second trilogy by old and new fans alike. I will never be like you Dan, stuck in a basement crying on the internet because I have no real friends, leveling up WOW wizards and selling them to gullable far eastern children, or spending Christmas alone with several underfed stray felines.
        Also, Dan, fuck you.

      • fuck yourself

        the middle aged anakinin the new ones is the worst fucking actor in the history of actors. fuck you dan

        • Scott

          Star Wars is fucking gay for everyone old or new. Get out of your parents basement,and get a job NUFF SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • TRON


            • JDB

              You're gonna say "Win" for talking crap about Star Wars and your screen name is Tron? FAIL

              • patov40

                Just TRON being TRON failing.

          • Scotty

            says the person who probably lives in his parents attic and collects anime statues.

          • Michael Scott

            I own my house and I'm a helicopter mechanic. Blow me if you think all Star Wars fans are 30 year olds living with their parents with no real job.

        • Arwinning

          Hayden Christianson. Yea, pretty rough.

        • McBeastie

          middle aged? The kid was like 19 or something.

      • Chaos

        I'm a young person and you just gave us all a bad name. I grew up with the originals as a little kid in the 90s and got to see Episode I when I was 8. So I got to grow up with both trilogies.
        Do I like the prequels? Yes.
        Are they better than the originals? HELL NO.
        It's possible to love the whole saga, all 6 films, even though I, II, and III are weaker than IV, V, and VI. I can appreciate the strong action of the first three and the strong story of the last three.

      • rabble

        I am not a star wars fan, but i can appreciate what was done with the first 3… ALL of the others i cannot bear to watch

    • Arwinning

      Da FUCK. GET OUT

    • Noclue

      So…Which is better? To watch 1-6? Or 4-6, then 1-3?

      • Michael Scott

        IV-VI, then I-III

  • 80's Baby


    OOooOOO….. low blow… but exactly correct…

  • bubblerider86

    #30 Ghost Hunters chiving?? Awesome!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Love Ghosthunters! Pennhurst scares the shit outta me!

      • Ghost Humper

        That show IS actually gayer than Twilight.

        • Ghos Thumper

          No. Trying to find things gayer than Twilight is.

    • Paul B

      True story…. while doing EVP work, a ghost actually asked to see some Hump DAR…….

    • dirtysteve99

      found anything yet? or ever?

    • Tuff Guy

      Gayest show ever. Same episode every time. "What is that?!!? OMG did you hear that?!?"

    • fgg

      it looks like the hand holding the phone belongs to the guy who took the picture, he could have just held it up and snapped a pic. and they have no idea what thechive is.

  • Blindsided5

    #23 I have the weirdest boner right now mom..

    • Orlando

      "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me." -Blain

  • ManBearPig

    #6 Why hello there

    • Logan

      Stephanie Rice

    • ericthegerman

      SUNNY LEONE have good night ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • tralfaz

        Thank you kind sir.

  • Ynut

    That's smart till you have to pee so bad and unzipping your pants is like cracking a safe.

    • Robert

      But what is the penny for?!

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        Your thoughts…

      • JAFitC

        Itshows the relative size of the metal ring. . . you know, in case we couldn't figure it out.

        • Robert

          Pic 2 of the series does that for everybody but leprechauns and giants.

      • That's Right

        To measure your dick!

    • Johnny Two Toes

      I've never had a problem with my zipper falling down on it's own, not sure why this is DAR worthy. Although maybe watching someone try to undo it and pissing their pants, that's DAR worthy.

    • Chris

      Ghetto chastity belt?

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Mutha Fuckin Botton-flies baby.

    • NME

      if you're so fucking paranoid about your zipper, why not wear jeans that only have buttons?

      • tango

        or pants that fit

    • RAS

      That will work fine until you are DRUNK and have to tale a leak.

    • JHL1

      It's not smart to begin with.

    • Anywho

      Very witty thing to do with all those GRENADE PINS i have laying around

      • daveh873

        Better do it within the next 10 seconds then.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Or you could just buy a new pair of jeans if your zipper is that worn out that it falls down.

    • Sip em' up!

      Is this really to keep a zipper up? Who the hell has problems keeping a zipper up? This would be impressive if if fixed a broken zipper.

      • too easy

        your mom

  • Ramsies

    #34 I love the color green

    • T Bags

      But why is she pooping in the hamper?

    • Ramrod

      I'd pee in her butt

      • Yo Mamma

        DAMN!!!! You said before I could!

    • Undershooter30

      Why is she sitting on a waste basket?

      • DAC9

        your dress it's tight

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Who cares! She's hot!

    • JustSayin

      I would really like to fuck start her head

    • shitbrains


  • Ling

    #31 steve and tango give me a girl boner and #21 i miss american gladiator!

    • Ling

      derp… #30

    • bubblerider86

      i kinda have a mega crush on Steve ๐Ÿ™‚

    • rabble

      we need an official term for girl boners…. (besides wet or moist…)

  • Is this thing on?

    dont forget about me guys

  • Pookie

    #9 John Candy, Shit your missed

    • Unfkngblvbl

      yeah, but Bill Fucking Murray!

      • John

        Sorry, I'm a candy man!

    • rocknrollguy

      Candy was way funnier!

      • Tuff Guy

        Um, no.

  • JPizzle

    #43 My mind is officially blown

    • Ralph

      but what happens when you have been drinking and you forgot what you have done?

  • Stan_Dalone

    #6 great legs

    • Ever

      Great everything.

      • friendlymunki

        #6 is Sunny Leone (pornstar)

    • Ptesla

      Yup, What time do they open?

  • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

    #42, why can't i sit next to girls like this on the plane?

    • failure

      cant think of a way to incorporate snakes on a plane into this..someone make me proud and be funny

      • http://www.facebook.com/adpickett Austin Pickett

        I'll give her a snake on a plane… a trouser snake.

    • nnn

      u didnt notice her earlier, she was bigger but just took a huge dump in the airplane bathroom

    • jpp407

      I dont think ive ever successfully been seated next to an attractive girl on a plane, Always old people.

      • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

        Ya like wtf! How did this always happen!

      • https://www.facebook.com/kurt.mcleod Kurtis McLeod

        I made it about half way… hot Swiss blonde on a flight from Denver to Chicago…. but she had some horrible BO… like she had just been banged raw at an all-night rave after downing $100 in Irish Car Bombs….

        • Undershooter30

          Doesn't matter, had sex

    • Anon

      she should document her life like this and send it in ๐Ÿ˜›

    • zzzzz

      any chance you will be on the 6pm O'hare to Heathrow flight next Friday…….??

    • asdf

      OMFG this needs to be a new weekly post… girls in airplane bathrooms

      • shitbrains


    • CalculatedRisk

      I won't lie, I had an almost 100% strike rate in sitting next to girls like this on planes the last two years…

      Just to prove the universe is capable of sick jokes, though… I was always flying to go and visit my girl in college o.0

    • Anon

      first class.

    • Zzzz

      Fapping to her pic is the closest I've been to joining the mile-high club…

    • gerredmano

      that's just awesome.

    • Captain

      Here is how you sit next to the hot chick (unless they are in first class)

      Fly Southwest or any other airline who does group boarding. Check in early to get in boarding group A. While waiting in terminal, spot hot chick who you wanna sit next to. Get in line of boarding group that she is in then sit next to her.

      Works best if she is in the last boarding groups so it doesnt look so awkward if the rest of the plane is open but yet you creepily choose to sit next to her.

      Good luck boys!

    • Mike

      I have to admit – I read the caption and my heart started to race. Very hot and very sexy. MOAR PLEASE!

    • Yea Yea

      I agree! She needs to post MOAR!!!

    • Guest

      She's my hero

  • ButchMcB


    • jpp407

      dat ass.

  • saucypants

    #10 You don't need to study. You'll do just fine in life.

    • CabC

      horse face, nice tits.

  • jrey81

    #44 clearly need MOAR of this chivette, #47 hump day is coming!!! #3 I must go! my people need me!

    • JustSayin

      nice to see you again token asian guy. i like you

      • jrey81

        good to be here. where ya been?

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