Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • maclean

    #5 snooki?

    • tim

      could pass for any of them..

    • Cyberfunker

      You got it wrong, can't you see is her mama, aka. Paula.

      • T4098-

        calling Paula an ugly chick. what an unoriginal fuck-wad you are.

        • Stan_Dalone

          unoriginal maybe, but funny still

      • Old Man

        She's obviously hot since she made hump DAR

  • JustNo..

    #4 Hell no.

    • Chive_Geek

      Oh c'mon.. HELL YES!

    • Avar

      What if #23 was at the bottom, would you?

      • JustNo..

        Hell yes.

      • nate

        not a chance…fuck heights…i'll settle for a fat pig if it takes me climbing this thing to fuck her…doesnt matter had sex

      • Joel

        If she was at the bottom, why would I climb up?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      precisely what are they climbing, anyway?

    • mith

      I would be up that thing in a heart beat and climb that what ever it is too…

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      This photo makes my spine shake.

    • Brenden

      Bad ass! Think i love her already

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    #23 Yowza

    • tom

      LIKE THAT!!!

      • BARTMAN


    • hrmmm

      #24 was perfect next image

      • patov40

        I've always tried to convince myself that they really did NOT blow up Crockett's Ferrari Daytona. Just too sad to contemplate. Yes I did watch too much TV in the 80's.

        • youfail


          • patov40

            Hey, you're pretty funny kid. Now go get your shinebox! B)

        • Dakota

          In fact it was a corvette with a special bodywork, not a real Daytona. Ferrari Daytona convertible were already very very very expensive in the eighties.

          • patov40

            I'd heard that before. Even heard that they dubbed audio of a real Daytona over the sound of the Corvette engine in post production. Still a tough scene to watch even knowing the truth.

    • ezhammer

      that's perfection!

    • James

      23 and 24 fit together perfectly!
      #23 #24

  • James

    #23 POW!!! all over that!

    • Tuff Guy

      Looks like Kim K. before she ate her dad.

  • MattKL

    #6 Note to self: never fight this man.

    • Nefaarious

      Is this a spetznaz soldier, or trainee or something?

      • sssssss


      • TKOwned

        Spetsnaz. Looks like the guy they had on Deadliest Warrior.

    • Brian

      Meanwhile, in Vladimir Putin's gym.

    • clayuhhhn

      Note to self: never BITE this man

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl


    • doctorjoshie

      At what point does a man say to himself, "Yeah, pretty sure I can lift that f**kin' barbell with my teeth. Better try it."

    • MattKL

      Actually I think he's a member of the Bad Motherfucker army. You may have seen some of their wallets.

    • CalculatedRisk

      His bite is worse than his bark.

  • Chive_Geek


    Girl-on-girl bewb grabs rock!

    • MattKL

      The little ninja underneath them clearly agrees.

  • MmmBeer.

    #8 for the win. fuck the avalanche.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #14 The best way to pay for a parking ticket.

    • Ghost in the Machine

      Paying fines solely with urine soaked pennies and you're a God!

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #14 it is illegal to pay with pennies for more than a dolar…
    #23 is hot… a whore but hot

    • Dex

      1) There is no law prohibiting paying more than $1 with pennies.
      2) How exactly is she a whore? Because she's wearing a bikini at the pool? In that case, there are a whole lot of whores out there!
      3) You're an idiot. Please go play in traffic.

      • Rahm Emanuel

        Yes there is…yes she is…your mom says hi…retard do you want fries with the grilled cheese?

        • Justin

          Please do the world a favor and think before you speak

          • Tuff Guy

            I'm guessing he thought the girl in the pic was Kim Kardashian, in which case she is indeed a whore. Surprised none of you caught that.

          • JHL1

            I think you meant to say, "Please do the world a favor and don't speak".

        • Emanuel Rahm

          Rahm Emanuel, you have failed.

        • floscar

          So you are offering him fries with his grilled cheese; implying that you are working behind the counter at a fast food joint? I wouldn't trust you to mop up the slop on the ground.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        If only there was some way to quickly search information about this. Like some kind of magic box where you typed what you wanted to know.

        Oh wait

        • patov40

          Winner winner, chicken dinner. B)

        • floscar

          BOOM! DONE. NOw Rahm, kindly go fuck yourself!

        • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

          Thank you sir!

          Lesson for today: google is your friend.

          Now, will someone please go turn off rahm's internet connection? he clearly lacks the capacity to use it.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003066556639 Nick Holwegner

          Exactamundo! I work retail and have been told by my boss that if someone comes up with all coins, and it's more than I want to count, (i.e. more than three dollars) I can point them toward the direction of the nearest bank and tell them to have a nice day.

          • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

            If someone trys to purchase an item with pennies a business can refuse that.

    • waryee

      geez you're dumb plus you probably only get girls like #5

    • TheAutomaticMan


    • MylesofStyles

      I just wanted to add my two cents.

    • http://www.facebook.com/EvilScooby AL Ventura

      Ding Fries are done!

      • Billy

        would you like an apple pie wit dat………………

  • Jim

    #20 holy shit that's cool.

    • Meme

      Yo Dawg. We heard ya like Mustangs. So we put a Mustang on the back of your Mustang, so that you can pull a Mustang while driving your Mustang.

  • Bam

    #21 Nailed it.

  • Paul Andrew Nunez

    #14 goood god i hate that

    • einhorn87

      Want to punch her in the back of the head. Who'd stop me???

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        whats even worse is they pay with cash…let you close the register…THEN say "Oh Hey, let me get rid of this change I have"

        0__________0 motherfucker.

        • TitoRigatoni

          That's when you say "Sorry, I can't open the register without making a sale. Next customer!"

    • Good Ash

      I was a cashier for years. The penny folks never bothered me. They were just paying with an inefficient method, and I'm cool with that. It was the jerks who ate up all sorts of time for no reason whatsoever that bothered me. Ohhhhhh, the stories I could tell.

  • sshuggi

    #17 Every man has his limit, and this guy's is three.

    • Chiver

      Perhaps he gave the guy three chances to knock him out, and then said after that it is my turn.

      • Dunny_

        No, he's all about the show. Dude's name is Jon Mirasty, now playing in the KHL. Had a lot of good fights in the AHL but saddly the goon is getting phased out of hockey.

        • cheezebits

          Goons will never be phased out! Now they are just getting more skilled and can still punch faces like no body's business. Take Mike Brown from the Leafs for example – he scores and hands out knuckle sandwiches.

    • Dewarz

      "Stop it"
      "Quit, that tickles-hehe"

    • mbomb

      Perhaps the worst hockey fighting technique I've ever seen by the guy in Red. Obviously not a southpaw, so rather than slapping at his face with weak lefts, maybe tie up his right so you don't get knocked the f'#$ out.

    • Pegger

      Nasty Mirasty is a hell of a fighter, but he can't play hockey. Fighters aren't getting phased out, just the one dimensional ones that can't play a regular shift on a 4th line.

      • Jak

        And they damn well should be! If you can box, great, but you need to be able to skate, pass and/or shoot

        • eatme

          Next on Fox: When gay hockey players attack

  • Darkside

    That dog cracks me up every time.

  • huhh


    dat ass!

    • Will

      Got a bit too excited there, scooter.

  • StormChaser

    #8 Meanwhile in Norway…

    • wikusvandemerwe

      Talk about making the best of a bad situation. Well played sir.

    • jeff

      actually its meanwhile in Canada or more likely Atlantic Canada with what looks like Alexander Kieths light ale im from Nova scotia and this is a common winter occurence

      • newscot

        Confirmed: Keiths Light.

    • Ryan

      I'm pretty sure this was in Chicago last winter. I remember posting this to facebook after we had a big storm with strong winds that created very large snowdrifts.

      • Ryan


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #10, when you see it… 🙂
    Anyway, damn Bob, are you trying to beat me to it these days? Way too early asshat! Give me some time to wake up and come up with something creative!

    – the one you love to hate

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter
      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        What is she saying; "When Paula comes I do this"?

        – the one you love to hate

      • Josh

        what the fuck?

    • Fapper

      Oh Paula, you're wonderful. Fuck off now please. We hate you.

  • Om Nom Nom

    #23 is Future Wife material.

    • Woah

      She's hot and all, but can she make a sandwich?

      • Frankee

        Sure she can..
        But what about her face? :>

        • Tuff Guy

          Honestly, do you think it's bad enough to reject her?

          • The_Dood

            Depends on if a paper bag is fair game.

    • McBeastie

      More like future mistress material.

  • Insomniac

    #19 freaking huskys, they look evil as hell when they mean to, specially as pups, sweetest of dogs though, specially mine

    • Geoff

      Cool story bro.

      • http://www.facebook.com/khimaros Anthony Burton

        LOL! nice 😉

  • jonesy

    #3 like a boss

    • Fapper

      Fell on his ass.

  • MrAliasMan

    #2 Officer: How come Bruce Wayne's name is on the registration?

    • http://barefootdr.com nic

      saw this guy on route 70 near dc monday, got pulled over because he replaced his license plate with the bat symbol. pretty cool costume though.

  • dp

    #2 :”officer I swear I saw the bat signal.” \ seriously if the joker gets away cuz of this bulshit, its ur ass\ umm bout that I.D…

  • notrealtoosureyet


    • S13nobling

      Damn Skippy MOAR!!!!

  • blub_glub

    #4 holy fucking balls!!

    • DoomsDayDub

      Yeah, she has more balls than me.

      • the credible hulk

        climb the ladder, walk around the ring a bit. No bib deal.

  • MattKL

    #23 Giggity

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