Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

Just a few short weeks ago, Josh Krajcik was slinging burritos in Columbus, Ohio. Most people who visited the burrito joint where Josh worked would never guess that Josh has an amazing vocal gift. The 30 year-old Midwesterner had always dreamed of sharing his soulful voice with the world. To that end, his mother drove him across the country to audition for The X-Factor. The video of that audition is below and it’s one of the most inspiring videos going viral right now.

Josh is the ultimate underdog… but he’s fought his way to become one of the 12 Finalists on The X-Factor!

Last night, Josh sent me the photo above and asked me to share something with the Chivers:

“… John, please give a big thanks to all the Chivers out there. I spend a lot of my day taking a break from this insanity to Keep Calm and Chive On.”

Josh is rising to the top and I’d like to get as many Chivers behind him as possible. More on that Wednesday. In the meantime, best of luck to you, Josh. Enjoy the video.

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  • halo

    #45, #46

    I'm a huge gamer and this is pretty much where sexy starts and stops with people like me

    • Halo is lame

      Get a life, douchebag

      • 2409

        agreed.

    • Battlefield3

      Amen to that sir

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        Battlefield 3 is better then Halo I agree 😉 But hey…the Sword is kinda neat

        • kanda

          that was easily the sexiest thing i've ever heard lol XD

        • hohoholalalala

          Better in what? Graphics? Yes but the last Halo came out a year ago, multiplayer? nope. SP story? HELL NO!!!

        • http://www.facebook.com/Masterbatorio.er.soileroftowels Mike Belanger

          Grew up on Halo. It has Sentimental <3.

    • Justin

      If she was a real gamer she would have called that by its proper name – a plasma sword.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I call it "China plastic". Much more accurate.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Dunny_

          I would've thought you called something like that 'foreplay'.

          Hugs,
          Dunny
          -one who hates to love Paula

      • Dunny_

        Is this a trick question?? I'm pretty sure in #45 she clearly states "My new Plasma Sword arrived".

      • Charisse

        Exactly what I was going to say.

      • Makay

        Anyone who has played Halo knows its an energy sword

        • kw1q51lv3r

          "A noble and ancient weapon, wielded by the strongest of Sangheili, requires great skill and bravery to use, and inspires fear in those who face its elegant plasma blade."
          — then-Supreme Commander Thel 'Vadamee

          so Plasma Sword and Energy Sword are both correct. Played the original trilogy and I always knew it as the Plasma Sword because it's made of plasma.

    • Obama

      halo blows, but at least she actually likes games? I dunno would need proof of that other than something she could have easily bought for a boyfriend. Christmas is coming up.

      • Admiral Ackbar

        I game with her all the time and she is a pro and consistently finishes in the top of the leaderboards.

        Ackbar out.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          And what does she say when she finishes?
          It's a …
          Well? WELL??

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – rap!

    • da2conan

      #18 I'm pretty old school so I like the result of jumping on a turtle shell hundreds of times (if you understand what I'm talking about…)

    • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

      Its…..beautiful……

    • Dude

      As a gamer, the words "AKA: Gamer girl" are pretty much instant death to erections.

    • guest

      Just a typical whore looking for attention from boys on the internet. Probably doesn't even play games. Isn't great looking anyway.

      • i45ojn

        Agreed.

    • brian

      too cool

    • Roflstomp

      lol FPS doesn't equal gamer. just some drunk frat asshole who can move on a x/y axis and duck.

    • Maui

      Mw3 … Your hot though ..

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    This may come as a surprise; but… I've got nothing to say!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Pwithc

      Oh, Paula, you're so silly.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        As a Chiver your supposed to spell that: "your so…".

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you're love to hate

    • T_B

      thank god

    • pupy

      finally

    • a_schoenoprasum

      and that's different from all your other posts in what way?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yeah…. I'd love to get in to that, but Lauren is yelling from the bedroom that I have to come up RIGHT MEOW or she'll do it herself. Soooo…. BYE!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • ChaseTheWalker

          Pictures or it didn't happen!

          • Chive guy

            Obsess much buddy ? …..iIf you knew who Paula really is it would blow your feeble mind.

            • 904u8

              holy crap, man. you're in desperate need of a life……

              • Stan_Dalone

                pot calling the kettle black nice one, How many times are you going to change your name? you are obviously the same person.

                • FuckoffStan

                  Wow you really have that tin foil hat on tight dont you shit for brains

            • Stan_Dalone

              you are out of yours and I am having a lot of fun playing with you at your expense and I don't care who he/she is. Nothing you can say will impress me. It may cause me to lose respect for the people who run this site but it will not impress me. If I were to guess who you were I would say either, the person who runs the paula scam or beermonkey. How close am I?

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                No Stan, _I_ am your father!

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

                • Stan_Dalone

                  ha ha stupid reference, no, you are just a moron

                  • Forever_Alone

                    No one's entirely sure who Sleeps_Alone's father is… His mom sure gets around! She gave me such good head I got the house a second IP address, but I didn't know her brat kid was just gonna use it just to give himself thumbs up. I wish he'd get a life, or some friends, or some fish or something… Then I could spend more time pounding his mom!

              • FuckoffStan

                No you dont care who she is but I dont see anyone else posting a fucking pathetic "Open letter to Chivers"

                Time to back away from the Meth Shit for Brains

              • FuckoffStan

                You know with your paranoia Im guessing you rarely set foot outside Moms door

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh gawd our sextape leaked already!
            <img src="http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/funny_gif_dog_air_humping.gif"/&gt;
            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • moniesLOL

              Actually made me lol

            • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

              That is fn' hilarious!

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                The sad thing is this is probably the closest I'll ever get to (air)humping you. Now I know what Stan_Dalone must feel like.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

            • Stan_Dalone

              you are an idiot, I bet you are real proud of yourself?

    • nothing

      you've got nothing to say! Just like the last 5,000 post.

      • Stan_Dalone

        she never does and never will either

        • FuckoffStan

          Look whos fucking talking asshole. Of course where would be be without moments of brilliance like this "As your neighbor I always wanted a telescope, but no I don't need one, I can see Uranus from here #15 " Wow a Uranus joke. What are you, 12?

          • ChaseTheWalker

            What are you on?? This makes no sense!

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              This thread is really turning out nice though.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate

              • ChaseTheWalker

                It has been pretty entertaining!

      • Stan_Dalone

        Of course you have to ask, How is it a troll who is intensly hated by most everyone somehow gets 141 votes up? When what she says, has little or nothing of any value. Especially when her goal is to reach a plus score. So how is she managing to do that? WYFI and cleariing her modem perhaps? One wonders. Well I did some research it turns out you can buy a plug-in on-line for 45 dollars american and it by-passes the Perma-Link. So you can effectively keep voting yourself up. The only other way is if you OWN the site and you can by-pass it anytime you like

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well… you post from at least 2 different IP's, I gues that's to vote yourself up?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • Stan_Dalone

            no I don't, how could I possibly do that? I have only one modem and it is cable nothing more, nice try though. I am of the do it big time school so If I had the option. I would have ten people trolling your sorry ass and voting you down so hard, you would think it was the great depression all over again

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Oh you've received a new IP some time ago then. Mommy didn't pay the bill so you guys had to get reconnected?

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate

              • Stan_Dalone

                ya ya that's must be it moron. keep fishing, your taking shots in the dark in the wrong room, but I wouldn't expect anything less of you.

            • Jeff

              get back to class you pathetic child.

              • Stan_Dalone

                you are just a moron

                • FuckoffStan

                  Awwwwwwww temper temper Sleep_Alone LMFAO

            • FuckoffStan

              Wow you really are that fucking stupid arent you. Changing your IP is as easy as changing your fucking shorts, which is something Im betting you dont do that often do you Sleeps_Alone?

              Pathetic

        • ChaseTheWalker

          U mad bro? I really don't know what's worse. The fact that Paula has you so upset. The fact that her votes have you that upset. The fact that you actually researched on how to up-vote yourself. Or the fact that you think that someone really cares that much about their votes that they would buy some stupid thing to do so. WHO CARES! Keep Calm or get off the site.

          • Stan_Dalone

            chase yourself off a cliff asshole

            • ChaseTheWalker

              Good one! You sure got me!

            • FuckoffStan

              Wow youre clever!

        • FuckoffStan

          Hated by everyone? So now you get to speak for the rest of us? Sure Paula can be annoying sometimes but at least shes not a whiney little bitch and Im pretty sure she could give a FLYING FUCK who the hell you are.

          Face it Sleeps_Alone – youre more vilified than Paula know and its got that little head of yours in a spin. Bottom line is youre fucking pathetic

    • intmid8or

      mouth full?

    • Tom

      well you've just said something. If you were going to say nothing, then why comment?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's the paradox of our time…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Tom

          Good God, that's how you open up a new dimension

    • Stan_Dalone

      you must be really proud of yourself, voting yourself up as you do

      • Tim

        obsessed much?

        • Forever_Alone

          irony much?

    • amplidudes

      I've got something so say.
      Paula_ is part of the Chive-Crew!

      Proof 1: Gets IP's
      Proof 2: Online all day long.
      Proof 3: Fucking "First" too often

      Think it over.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        When did I ever get someone's IP, hMMMM?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Stan_Dalone

          you do it all the time just this morning you claimed I had two different IP's or did you suddenly get Alzheimer's

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            It's called: bluffing. Like: you saying you have a life.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

          • FuckoffStan

            Wow you fell for that one HOOK LINE AND SINKER!!!

            LMFAO

        • hMMMM

          Hey, Paula (or shall I say somebody on the Chive staff)!

          Funny how you've been baiting me to comment the past few days, fully aware of the fact that the IP on my work computer has been banned by theChive, most likely due to the fact that I expressed my opinion about how I thought Asa Hope wasn't hot. Obviously that got your panties in a bunch, but whatever…

          Just wanted to let you pussies know that I'll comment whenever and wherever I feel like, so fuck you!!!!

          Sincerely,

          hMMMM, Ha.Ha. & Jen

          And how the fuck do you guys let a fag like Stan litter this site with comments and ban a top-notch commenter like this guys *points at self.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You can say I'm Chive staff but I'm not. Also don't think they'd block an IP for giving your opinion unless you're really being racist, extremely flaming or the likes. They even let mr. 'serial commenter in caps' have his way… mostly. Maybe the admins at work are trying to save bandwidth? 🙂
            So I write hMMMM instead of hmmm… just using Chive references.
            You guys are thinking too much of it all. I'm just a fan.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

      • Stan_Dalone

        thank you, Nice to know someone else realizes that

        • FuckoffStan

          Yeah you and hMMMMM – two douchbags of a kind

          • hMMMM

            fuck you, dude….don't ever put my name with Stan's. I don't know what's sadder, Stan or you following every one of his comments with some dumb shit – you do realize your obsession with this dingbat is pathetic, right?

  • mark m.

    #47

    Easily my favorite X-Factor contestant. Awesome that he's a Chiver, it makes sense.

    • Jenny

      His story really is so inspiring. He's such a kind person. Very proud that he's a chiver

      Also, I have to admit I find his talent pretty sexy 🙂

    • Parker

      John, rush 'Keep Calm' to that badass if you haven't already.

      #47

      • Fishcat37

        Loved him before I knew he was a chiver – I really hope he gets a ton of votes from this great community

      • Matt

        3:13 FIND HER! She looks a little like yvonne strahovski from Chuck

    • Dustin

      Any words for the Chivers, Josh?

    • Hugh Jorgan

      Dug him before I knew he chived. now he is front and center

    • https://www.facebook.com/aaron.way1 Aaron Way

      Really not a fan of this kind of show format… but that was awesome.

    • Grant

      my eyes were definitely watery from the onions i'm cutting and not the video.

    • http://www.brandonloyd.net Vicarious_Ink

      Completely inspiring indeed. I was enthralled the whole time. Even my colleague came over to watch it. Here's wishing the best to you, Josh. I don't normally watch these shows, but I will be there to cheer you on. And there has to be some voting thing, so you have my vote.

      Keep Calm and Chive On!

    • Rega

      Well done that man. Absolutely fucking superb!

    • Dave

      Very touching and honest. I like the fact that he is outwardly affectionate with his mom. I hope my kids do that with me one of these days instead of wishing I wasn't there.
      He definitely gets my vote…if I watch the show.

    • ROK247

      josh made me tingle deep inside – no homo. i was smiling like a fucking idiot at the end of that thing. dang.

    • OhOkayThen

      Good luck, Josh! Go get 'em!

    • Mr. H

      Well, FUCKYOU CHIVE with this news… You should know we are a week behind on this show…again, FUCKYOU.

      • Mr. H

        In latin america BTW, *FUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

    • Malkintosh22

      If there's online voting for that show, I'm all over that.

    • Robert

      That opening song was absolutely amazing. And every single one since is only better. You have a true gift, sir. Keep calm and Chive On.

    • Hofner1962

      "Is there a bar somewhere around here?" – Classic

    • The Critic

      Outstanding Work man….Great Job!!…Chive On!!

    • Chive_Geek

      I wanna vote too, but I don't see the "Hell Yes!" button… so I guess I'm stuck with a plain ol' yes. You rock, Josh. Carry it to the house, keep calm & Chive on.

    • OneManWolfPack

      Instantly became a fan when I saw his audition a few weeks ago. He does amazing every week. I wish his judge would have him sing some Joe Cocker or Bob Seiger. Don't forget to vote Wednesday night. Chive On!

    • TheAndychrist

      Every woman in that audience doesn't give a shit how much he smells like onions after work.

    • PTgoBoom!

      I saw this awhile ago & was just floored by his rendition of this song. I don't watch X-factor, so it's nice to find out that he's a finalist. Now that I know he's a Chiver, well then, I am doubly stoked for the guy. If I had been able to get my mitts on a Logo or Keep calm shirt, I'd be shipping that to him right now!

    • Lythe

      He is the only reason I now want to watch this show, CHIVE ON JOSH!!!!

    • Just some dude

      just cuz of this guy i think ill start watching that show

  • Happy Chiver

    #2 and early DAR – thank you

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #37: Nice…. curtains!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • c3below

      They really are, but something is blocking the magnificent view.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I love 'em 'LG tall'…. ❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • Owen Smithers

      I don't care for those shoes…takes a classy dame and makes her look like a stripper/hooker.

      • raptor725150

        And the problem is???????

    • AssClown

      How the hell are you seeing her curtains? Oh, you mean those on the wall…too bad

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Those weren't the curtains I was looking for…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • boatdrinks4u2

          beef curtains!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Captain Obvious, please report to the sick bay!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

    • TheAutomaticMan

      curtain wedgie

    • Bob Loblaw

      Please…WHO?

    • Bibliothèque

      could be a tarpppp i wunt stop ME ……….MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I SAID MOR!!!! GOOOOOD DAMMIT MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOR U MUTHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    • 0_poo

      This looks shopped… I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing QUITE a few shops in my time.

  • ben

    #5 Mine would consist of numerous volumes.

    • COCO

      Someone needs anger management.

    • cjuncosa

      Its easier for me to remove names from a phone book.

  • Michael

    #47

    I'm not tearing up, there's just some concrete in my eye.

    • Robert

      I think you mean those onions from his old burrito job you took. Cause he shouldn't be going back, with that amazing talent.

    • Kitamaroo

      Goosebumps.. everytime!! Check out some of the videos of him on youtube. Sound quality isn't great, but … dude brings it!

    • BarrowsBOY

      I'm not crying…it's just been raining. On my face.

    • Jimmy Smitts

      Before he started I was going to make a joke about him being the songbird of his generation. But this guy is unbelievable.

    • That guy...

      at the end "Where's the bar? Is there a bar around here?" This man is a Chiver lol

    • Mike

      I just got smoke in my eyes from lighting my big manly cigar, yeah that is it.

      Chive on Joshua, amazing talent.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #5 Im gonna need a bigger book

    • Admiral Ackbar

      I was thinking the same thing. Tops in my book right now:

      Lady GaGa
      Christina Aguilera
      and the Pedo Bear from Penn State

      • Forever_Alone

        You forgot Stan!

    • Just some dude

      i know the feeling

  • Eyes up here

    #8 i like them too, your glasses, i mean

    • Makes No Excuses

      ohh HEROOOOO

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Where you ever see a blue eyed asian person? No where that's where. Dumbass

    • das_mikey

      The glasses are nice. They distract from the crazy hand-drawn eyebrows.

      • Captain Pedantic

        If I was God, all girls would be blue eyed/light eyed brunettes. But that's just me. There'd also be gingers so you would be able to compare and see how awesome brunettes are.

        • ChaseTheWalker

          Are you related to Hitler?

          • Captain Pedantic

            Don't be silly. I am Hitler.

      • Chris

        I'm with you on this one…wtf girls….leave your eyebrows alone!

    • jay

      more??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????x1000

    • Rooster

      boys don't make passes at girls that wear glasses

    • guest

      Tits of GTFO

    • fed

      i want to hop on the first plane and bring breakfast in bed after a night of sweet, sweet love…

    • .D.Lowe

      Ms. you look great eather way . your a 9 just hope you have a good personalty, to go with your looks.
      as long as you dont let some scummy. guy drag you down, you should go far..!!!

    • dasuperfan

      she was wearin glasses… hhmmmm??

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #13 – Thank you for finally saying it. Couldn't agree more.

    • JHarris

      It had to be asked… who is the one on the left?

    • Kris

      I go for somewhere in the middle, but I agree.

      • bbqboobs

        Same here, is being slightly overweight any different than being slightly skinny, hot would be somewhere in the middle.

    • COCO

      The one on the left is too fat. Need to lose about 20 pounds. The sexy chick on the right is more sexier to me.

      • thisIsMyComment

        Agree!

      • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

        Agreed with this statement

      • Truth

        Absolutely true. The chick on the right needs a few pounds on her, but the one on the left is a pig…

        • nevermore

          no that is what we call real women,you will never have the pleasure of being with one because you are an asshole

          • sexicheck

            I just look at the arms: if they look fat, they're fat, if they look like the one on the right…just no

        • ladyfriend

          You are all mental if you think the one on the left is obese, holy shit get educated! No wonder so many girls have eating disorders, its because we leave in a world of Pigs like you guys….she's no where near a pig, the only pigs I see are here!

      • Kim

        If that's fat, you're an idiot.

      • 2409

        100% agreed.

    • oh4fuckssake

      has our country become so fat that we now consider obesity sexy? Fucking mid westerners.

      • fuckssakeyourself

        how on god's green earth did you derive ANYTHING about midwesterners from the above, fucknut?

        please to explain your ingenious theory…

      • Kim

        People like you are the reason so many girls have eating disorders. It's a goddamn shame.

    • DaddyD

      Fashion models are not supposed to appeal to men. They are supposed to appeal to a woman's sense of independence … basically, the opposite of everything that appeals to men.

      • Lev

        Sadly brilliant analysis.

    • B.O.H.I.C.A

      i think its one of the kardashians pigs

    • La'Aron

      Correction, they are both shit

      • asb

        agreed. too fat and too skinny

        • Shout out to P

          Man, you are all screwed up..The one on the left has some meat on her bones, no where near obese. The one on the right has no meat on her bones. Google Norma Stitz for perfection.

          • hobo with a shotgun

            Keep your fat bitches in the mid west. Fatty needs to lay off the twinkies…and mayo…and fried mayo.

          • Logan O

            i think i hate you…

          • bdg

            Aplus size model is a size 4!! What's wrong with this country? Curves are fun!!!!

    • Obi-Too

      #13 talk shit about skinny chicks being ugly and not real women, worship #37

      • Alex

        Thank God! A person who understands the truth! Chive On!

    • Doctor_What

      It's all shit.

    • VasalineOnToast

      Both are shit. How about you show someone with a body mass index somewhere in the HEALTHY range; the way natural human beings, doing natural things, eating natural foods are supposed to look.

      • fool

        i couldnt agree more. its like people look at the girl on the right, decide its too skinny, then jump to the extreme the opposite way, and suddenly fat chicks are hot.

        i call bullshit. is the notion of moderation forgotten?

    • Jimbo

      Except that she's fat.

    • chucknorris101

      Both of them are terrible, fatty reminds me of niki minaj and the one on the right is aneroxic… so both of them aren't worth a penny….

  • Orso

    #47

    Great video. Somebody get that man Bill Fucking Murray

    • lasso

      Even better, if he wore Bill Murray on the show, the internet would break in half.

      • joe

        That would be awesome if he wore that or a Keep Calm

      • Arlo

        Win Mainstream media and the internet at the same time?

        "total protonic reversal"

        • Kraj

          Stay right tuned, Chivers!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505506838 Brittney Opacak

      Amazing! Best of luck to you josh!!

    • ryan

      theirs a pic of him wearing one back stage

  • nate

    #19 I hate Cruz

    • Ashley

      Don't hate on your Nephew!

    • cliqueded

      #19 works well with #20 and #21

  • c3below

    #24 Somethings wrong… that is no kitchen.

    • frank

      please tell us there was lesbian sex.

    • Leonel_LyL

      Cozumel Mexico, there needs be no kitchen for such awesome of a place.

    • jay

      more?

  • Interesting

    #13 I prefer somewhere in the middle…

    • hobo with a shotgun

      agreed, middle or the right- bitch on the left is fat. FLABBBALLLAANNNCHEEE!!!!

      • ROR

        You've got to be fucking kidding… if you'd turn that down, I've got bad news for you. And before you start in with the "I fuck ten women a day hotter than that," let me call your bullshit now and get it out of the way. I'll let you get back to sucking cock now.

    • g3nXsLack3r

      Yep. They spelled fat wrong.

    • attempted pun

      I'd prefer to be in the middle of the one on the left.

  • G_Funkatron

    #39 Uhh that will still get you pulled over.

    • asdf

      Point is to troll the cops i guess

    • COCO

      If I had a third hand while driving, i would need to bring tissues and clean underwear with me every time.

    • Frank's Shirt

      Methinks that's the point. TIme delay is a small price to pay for the opportunity to mock da police.

  • Elyse

    #47

    "Where's the bar? Is there a bar somewhere around here?"

    Spoken like a true Chiver. Good luck, Josh!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8204704 Josh Peters

      Easily the best part of the video

    • cheezebits

      I love the evil laugh at the end of the video!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    congratulations #7 !
    and #47 is just awesome

  • Blindsided5

    #30 and then run away screaming like a girl…

    • Joe Schmo

      To Bear Grylls it's just a snack…

      • Avery

        What has been seen cannot be unseen.

    • Eh.

      with your pants around your knees and bent over as to not smear on the way to the other bathroom.

      gross but true…. gross but true.

    • mouchette

      Black Widow??

      • BigHeadEd

        Damn sure looks like it

        • Stan_Dalone

          naa, legs are too long and the torso isnt large enough

          • kyle

            who fuckin cares that shit is fuckin wrong.

            • Stan_Dalone

              I bait you and you come running I love it.

              • FuckoffStan

                Bait? As in putting up a comment youre so fucking ashamed of you later delete it? Oh yeah youre a fucking Genius Sleeps_Alone

      • TMG

        Redback. Fuck yeah Australia!

        • Peggz

          I agree redback for sure, another killer from down under. I love my country!!!
          PS you would be amazed world to know that they are very commonly found in the bathroom, even under the toilet seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Lisa

            and i am officially never visiting australia…

            • clal89

              I'm with you, Lisa..

  • Pete_Rock

    #8
    I like them.

    • Captain Pedantic

      More please…..

    • its_forge

      And the glasses are cute too lawl

  • Undershooter30

    #5 Is anyone else have a much thicker than that? I know mine is.

    • COCO

      My book is thin because i learn how to control myself without using violence as option.

      • Undershooter30

        The book is titled "People I Want to Punch in the Face" not "People I Have Punched in the Face." I can control myself just fine. And on another note, I meant "Does" instead of "Is" on my original comment. Made me want to punch myself in the face when I noticed what I had done.

        • COCO

          The fact you wrote a paragraph for a comment shows that you are probably experiencing psychological disorders and need to see a doctor.

          • Undershooter30

            No I just have more mental capacity than you. Btw you might want to consult a doctor for a condition called being a troll.

          • its_forge

            There's one more person I want to punch in the face. Repeatedly.

          • Stan_Dalone

            Coco,Who died and made you Grand inquisitor of psychological disorders? The fact the you feel the need to control others tells me you are the one with the problem

            • Foosbah

              Stop voting your comments up Stan.

              • Stan_Dalone

                do what I want, no rules against it especially if I am being attacked

                • Manny

                  being attacked from what?
                  Bees, bears, sharks, paula, or just discovering trolling drama wherever you go on the internet.

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    the admins posing as paula and her minions

                    • FuckoffStan

                      Really asshat? Do you honestly think that Paula were the admins that they wouldnt have banned your pathetic, whiny fat ass by now?

                • FuckoffStan

                  Oh youre being attacked now huh? Kinda like what you do to Paula all the time

                  Fuck you are one huge hypocrite

            • FuckoffStan

              LMFAO this from the fucking hypocrite trying to shut down Paula. Just keeps getting deeper and deeper doesnt it Sleeps_Alone

      • mike tyson

        man i hope you're on page 1 of someone else's book for that smuggery…

    • its_forge

      Mine starts with a book about that size and it's called "A through F."

  • JHarris

    #6 You know it's bad when only the cat looks normal.

    • tsmanning

      Her ( I think it is a her) finger is up the poor cat's ass

  • is this thing on?

    well its official

  • AssClown

    #10 #11
    Good Guy Greg's little sister: Good Girl Gill?

  • Guest

    #21
    YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP

    • Makes No Excuses

      BUAHAHAHAHA…..hit the nail on the head…loved those weird ass dudes….

    • BMerce33

      I was thinking either that or…. "meee mee mee meee mee" -Beaker

      • 340Swinger

        Thank you! I thought I would put this on here and it be reserved for the last page.

    • BigHeadEd

      Uh huh uh huh

    • thetech2

      hahahahahahahah you are too funny I never wouldhave said tht but it very obvious now and yeah you nailed it

    • R-Dub

      Raaadio. Raaadio. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Uh huh, uh huh, uh uh.

  • Undershooter30

    #13 So true! Don't starve yourselves ladies.

    • Donna_Romper

      Problem is one on the left will turn into a cow once you marry her.

      • Truth

        Turns into???? She already is. Look again

        • its_forge

          STFU child.

      • its_forge

        Not necessarily.

      • Stan_Dalone

        Oh I see, like the cow you already are?

        • Stan's Dad

          Stan, don't talk to your mother that way.

          • Stan_Dalone

            sorry asshole my dad's been dead for a very long tiime lmao idiot troll

            • Stan's Dad

              Well I'm back now, and I must say son, I wish I'd pulled out and blew you on your mom's face instead.

              • Stan_Dalone

                you are such a weak minded idiot

                • FuckoffStan

                  This from the guy who wouldnt know a capital letter if it bit him in the fat ass

            • FuckoffStan

              Anything to get away from you huh?

    • bdg

      Real men want real women.Not a stick with a head!!!

      • meee

        :)) indeed

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