Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • mark

    #11 > #14

    • asdf


    • ROK247

      not sure if hot 43 yr old asian gal or ladyboy…

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      This is the asian since her 20's: http://be-story.jp/articles/-/786


      fuck if people didnt respond to shit thats not right thats got fuk all atleast say its got fuk noon smat else FOR FUCKS SAKE COULD HAVE HAD WAY MORE TIME TO CONFIG…………………….WANKERS

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        … da fuck, are you talking about?


          U KNOW SUMAT 'u" YE U SIMONPHOENIX <<< YE "U" AIRE A cunt………C.U.N.T "U" . FUCK OFF BEFORE PAULA_ KIKS U OUT OFF ERE FOR GOOD..GOT IT!! GOOD …NOW FUCK OFF…………………………………………….MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • xxxx


            not even once

            • The Superginge

              BAHAHA! Nice one!

    • Billy

      And has a penis………….

    • mr.x

      somebodys been on sankaku complex

    • Dan

      If only Lindsay aged like this beautiful Asian woman.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      #32 > #14

  • mrjoshua


    • The Superginge

      Yet last in life…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #15 i dont know, carlton looks pretty sketchy
    #20 *becomes ambidextrous

    • Bilbo T-Baggins

      They spelled "blacks" wrong.

      • jkl;


    • HatBomb

      Did it in 8th grade, learned to go lefty, not a bad skill to have in the toolbox…

    • TED


      • peidrou

        in mexico, we call it "el paso de la muerte"

    • Don_Aguelo

      PS: That's not the real Aunt Vivian

  • is this thing on?

    its me again

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      That's what lonely dudes say when the girl they like doesn't answer and the phone goes to voice mail.
      Believe me, I'm an expert in lonely

  • shhhh

    #10 #48

    • Mike Hunt

      with those I would choose cuddle

      • Kyle

        With no Skyrim there, I'd choose cuddle too.

        • ThornyDevil

          Skyrim is below Battlefield 3.

  • elboberino

    #14 Kill it! Kill it with fire!

    • Woody

      You'd hit it, and so wood 99 out of 100 Chivers !

      • DaddyD

        Make that 100 out of 100.

        • Anon

          I wouldn't. She ruined her body and its pretty wrinkly etc. I'd rather hit a pine tree.

          • hMMMM

            If Lindsay Lohan was naked in front of you and leaning against a naked pine tree, 0% chance you're rubbing your shit against pine needles.

            • ChaseTheWalker

              It would probably hurt less than whatever you're going to catch from her.

      • theboss

        I am the 1%.

    • Rrrrrandy

      I'm sure it will kill itself with heroin after a while

    • Ling

      cocaine is a hell of a drug.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Fuck yo couch!

    • KHfan4evr

      Looks pretty dead already…

  • Mike

    #8 Looks like a lot of his followers too.

    • JOHN

      wow chive not letting me use the word "Isl@m" grow some balls

      • vhr1904


    • JOHN

      what i said originally was "would you have the stones to say this about Isl@m" the chive deleted this because of the use of the religion's name.

      • JDB

        Nope just tried in a reply. They sure won't let you.

    • jimmy

      yet we willing pray for you

    • JDB

      Hey, I thumbed it up bro… Lotta hypocrites out there.

    • That Guy

      religion is ridiculous period

      • hMMMM

        No, it's not. Being ignorant and disrespectful of others' beliefs is, though.

        • Doubter

          Belief is not something that should be respected or upheld. Following something, calling it "truth" with no evidence and acting like it's some kind of virtue is nothing but dangerous.

      • c3below

        Saying "period" is ridiculous.

        • Jawbone

          Fastest way to fuck up a good thread is to bring up religion or politics.

        • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

          Saying "period" isn't that ridiculous but typing it is.

          • http://www.theranchoflove.nl dogface puma

            typing "period" isn't ridiculous having one is

          • hMMMM


        • The_Dood

          Typing period is ridiculous. Saying it is warranted in a few situations for dramatic affect.

          Well, I guess I should've scrolled down to see that the point had already been made eh?

    • JImmy da Hat

      LOL True DAT! That is the TRUE state of ALL organized RELIGONS

    • Natureboy

      if people actually read that book then people would realize a couple things: God's evil, Satan is not (Bible never said it. look it up) and neither of them are real.

      • thedude325

        I think many people have read that book and got a different message out of it.

    • Hunter X

      and equally as many atheists…

  • timmy

    #4 can never be both.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      glasses + mustache + one arm covered in tattoos of 80's characters = HIPSTER

      • Horseface

        You don't even have to go that in-depth.

        The way he's crossing his legs = Hipster

        • Chris

          Horseface beat me to it.

          • JDB

            He sure did.

    • KyleGamgee

      Hispter. The tattoo and the phone.

    • Lucas

      Not hipster. Drinking a Budweiser, not a PBR.

      • the other Jen

        pbr is too mainstream nowadays.

  • JOHN

    #11 …and another generically unattractive east asian woman

    • BigDawg77

      You sure it's a woman?

    • dsparob

      unattractive??? to each their own i guess…

    • McBeastie

      generically? really. you sure you want to go with that? I'm 100% sure that woman knows the rules of the english language better than you.

      • JOHN

        generically: adverb relating to the description of the picture. Specifically the verb "is" as in "this woman IS 43 years old." please McBeastie go occupy something or maybe read a book

        • Daniel Webster

          i think "generically" is an adjective in this case, describing "unattractive"

          not that i agree with mcbeastie, but i think he got the grammar correct…

          had you said "another generic photo"…

          • JOHN

            unattractive is an adjective describing the girl. my initial rebuttal is a supposition of knowledge from the statement in the photo. Like most contemporary prose, my response is conversational in nature much like what you would see in a text message or humorous email.

            • holyshit

              you sir need to get laid more often.

              • Applehater

                you sir need to get laid once.

                I fixed it for you. You're welcome.

              • JOHN

                intelligence is preclusive to date rape dudes, not sex. (meaning you can't use stupidity as a defense in your trial Applehater). i'm sure i've gotten more gash in my 26 years than you will in the next 56.

                • derp

                  pics or it didn't happen…and if you do have pics, they'd better show a better looking woman than you bashed in your original statement or else you have no leg to stand on!

                • kire

                  Doesn't hide the fact that you're a bitch and running your mouth like that to "one up" others with the twisted knowledge just proves it. faggot..

                  • FAITHINCHAOS

                    Now, now boys!!! 😉

                    • The Superginge

                      LOUD NOISES.
                      I love lamp.

        • McBeastie

          no shit, it's an adverb. just not one the rest of the world would have chosen.

          And "go occupy something"….awesome comeback. I got served.

    • bollyver

      The Chive has blurred the line with asian women and made it difficult to get aroused even with pics of most exotic beauties. And now this one may be the end for pedobear.

      • bixby

        "I'm not exotic, I'm Asian. Statistically, there's more of us than there is of you. So you're the exotic one."

        • bollyver

          I'm sorry….when I said exotic. I was trying to say extremly hot.

    • Paulolino

      JOHN, you sound or at least try to sound like you might be very "Book Smart"….good for you. I'm not sure how that works for you in the real world. You remind me a little of Sheldon from the Big Bang Therory on TV.

      You might be great with words but what I've learned over the years is you want you audience to be able to understand you and not have to break out reference material to check your work.

      By the way, I think she looks nice. Without checking under her skirt I will simply assume that she is a female and stay in my happy place

      Please feel free to destroy my post for grammatical mistakes, spelling and punctuations. I try and learn from what I do wrong.

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #48 MOAR!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503174755 Tj Huddleston

      GREAT SCOTT!… just a little lowerrrr…

    • Koolhaas

      bewbs are nice

    • ExistentialBanana

      Yes, please

    • MOAR NOW!!


    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      I agree that is an amazing pair.

    • Grissa

      Yep…like he said….MOAR!!!

  • jamesjackson4

    #22 Clown money shot.

    • https://www.facebook.com/aokeefe3185 Andrew O'Keefe

      dam, you beat me to it… I was gonna say " Bozo the clown's money shot"


      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        It's a fuckin' clown bukake!

        • schnizz

          i figured she'd just been gang-banged by a bunch of muppets

          • James

            or a Unicorn..

    • AussieChiver

      Ronald just McCame

  • AssClown

    #22 I came…out of my ass…

  • jeremy


    From a guy who just lost his job as well – My company fired me and actually had me train my younger, work-for-less replacement. He'll need to unlearn all that misinformation btw but the point is… just rock out with those awesome legs at your desk and don't do shit. It's one thing to let people go, it's another when they have you facilitate your own firing. That's just classless

    • timmy


    • ...

      that is some great looking legs

    • Help Wanted

      Calm down dude….. But you with the legs can probably get a job rather easily…. those legs will help, and you obviously know what a computer is….. tell me you have simple math skills, and you would be better than my last 3 assistants… apply within…

      • Paul

        That would be your mom, your dad , and your little sister right? After a comment like that I figured you were fourteen years old.

    • ROK247

      rest assured, had i been in HR i would have found a position for her somewhere.

      • pen... is?

        are you talking about your penis?

      • The Superginge

        *plays 70's funky porn music in head*

    • http://thechive.com/2011/11/08/daily-afternoon-randomness-48-photos-48/tuesdays-dar-9-4/ Mark zucks

      We have office space here>>??????

      let us see your resume 🙂

    • kenny

      Hell ya!

    • sean

      I am hiring! I don't care what you can and cant do in an office. If you bring those legs there is room in Texas!

      • Gloria Allred

        My number is 800-974-8999. I will be waiting on your call, sweetie. Just mention "theChive" so I know immediately which sexual harassment case it is – my plate's pretty full with bullshit right now.

        • Juddster

          Very solid.

    • rick steffes

      chive find her

    • Kris

      If you really did that I will meet you somewhere and buy you a beer.

    • moondoggy13

      I'll take my embittered soon to be laid off worker with a side of amazing legs and heels, please.

    • Dano

      Yup. Golly, I don't know where the office equipment got shipped to. Nope. Shredded the bills of lading like you asked. Shucky darns.



    • Jerermy

      It's just that we're putting new cover pages on our TPS reports. Did you get the memo?

    • Chris

      Nice TPS reports……

    • Nikki

      @Jeremy: I think we need to compare notes. Today was logistics with moving companies… There is a very real chance I will have to train my replacement as well. I'd love tips on misinformation campaigns when it comes to training replacements!

      • not working

        best of luck to you! your legs look absolutely smashing, please send something to sexy chivers or hump day or something! MOAR !! 😉

    • JHL1

      The word of the day is 'legs'.
      Please spread the word.

      • marco

        holly crap, can we get a daily update?!? MOAR of those legs!!

    • The_Dood

      Don't you know you can work from home and make $3529.34 a month?! My friend's mom got layed off six weeks ago yada yada go to this website yada…

  • adsfsd

    #8 LOL

  • farmer

    #21 – i'd keep staring too

    • dan


      FIND HER!!!!!

    • guest speaker

      Holy Hell!!! We DEFINATELY need to find her!!!!

    • bollyver

      This is why real always wins, even if one is a little longer.

    • swenka

      MOAR. Nuff said.

    • chase


    • 340Swinger

      Them are some dangerous curves you got there.

    • Jazmondo

      I think it might be Claire Coffee…

  • Qwixel

    Thank you, needed my DAR Fix… Been that kinda day.

    • Qwixel

      #21… Ah thank you. Suddenly the day is looking better.

    • IncrediAwesome

      her name is anya for this set she went by bobbie for this set

      she used to have a website called naughtyanya.com but it no longer exists. she was on a site called rookie babe known as bobbie

  • jamesjackson4

    #24 They bag your drink?

    • Leonel_LyL

      It never hurts to be safe.

    • Bilbo T-Baggins

      So they have Douchbags there as well?

    • Morgan Freeman

      I want a bag for my drink!

      • tyler

        I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice and then I laughed.

  • The Guy

    Crazy! #6 looks just like me when i was younger!

    • 1up Guy

      My tail was longer

    • carl

      my head wasn't as big

  • Ron Burgundy?

    Looks like someone just gave a clown an epic BJ… #22

  • skittles

    #22 – she tasted the rainbow

  • a_schoenoprasum


    yes. yes you are.



      • Adrianna

        You don't have to be jealous. Just because you will never have anything that's real and wonderful as those doesn't mean you have to be an ass. You're just trying to get a rise out of her and I'm sure she could care less about you and your pathetic comments.

        • 032

          it's "couldn't care less", you dumb bitch. actually THINK about what you type.

          • Adrianna

            Hahaha awww look at you being all clever..you got me good. I'm actually an intelligent bitch, (with large breasts that are 100% real) it's just that sometimes in life people make spelling errors. Thank you for informing me of my mistake though. That was very nice of you.

  • disturbed

    #22 Clearly blew a clown

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      By the looks of it .. blew several .. it was a clown bukake!

    • Kevin

      Or Papa Smurf.

  • TimezoneDAR

    First time I have DAR'd and there isn't already 6 pages of comments

    • Lotus

      This DAR must be…

      *puts on sunglasses*


      • TheAndychrist

        Your joke must be…

        *puts on steel-toes to kick you back to school*


        • Lotus

          Sorry, sorry! Couldn't help myself. Not that your reply was that good, you put on sunglasses or nothing, son.

  • chrisdg74

    #14 – "Cocaine's a helluva drug." – Rick James

    • peanut3603

      I dont like cocaine, I just like the smell of it.

      • HG Markus

        "I wish I had four hands to give these titties four thumbs … down" – Charlie Murphys true Hollywood Stories

    • Ha.Ha.

      never knew she had blue eyes like that…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

    #30 Toy shopping, I think you found what you were looking for.

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