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  • Still_Counts

    #25 Hi-oooooo!!

    • Guse

      Kristen Bell. True story: she grew up like 3 blocks from me as a kid. Didn't know her at all though… and that's how my life went: *this* far from greatness.

      *Disclaimer: this assumes she would have touched my nerdy butt with a 10-foot pole*

      • http://www.facebook.com/jake.lemaire Jake Lemaire

        Cool story, tell it again.

        • Guse

          Kristen Bell. True story: she grew up like 3 blocks from me as a kid. Didn't know her at all though… and that's how my life went: *this* far from greatness.

          *Disclaimer: this assumes she would have touched my nerdy butt with a 10-foot pole*

          • Jimmy

            Cool story. Tell it again backwards.

            • Guse

              *elop toof-01 a htiw ttub ydren ym dehcout evah dluow ehs semussa siht :remialcsiD*

              .ssentaerg morf *siht* :tnew efil ym woh s'taht dna …hguoht lla ta reh wonk t'ndiD .dik a sa em morf skcolb 3 ekil pu werg ehs :yrots eurT .lleB netsirK

              • myself

                This is why I love theChive.

              • Mr. H

                Kudos to all of you!!

              • Steveystevesteve

                inb4 this becomes a meme, ends up on 4chan, gets screenshotted and posted on imgur, and then posted back on the chive

                • Ozymandias

                  I already did it…..35 minutes ago.

                  • Ozymandias

                    *Make that 9 hours and 35 minutes ago*

              • its_forge

                ::ded fum larfin::

              • EFP

                "Guse" is my new fav chiver

    • Chivalrous

      She looks curvier than Sarah Marshall. Not necessarily a bad thing.

    • That Guy

      The 66 Most Overrated Women of 2011, # 57, Kristen Bell

      Kristen was ranked #48 by Askmen this year. As in the 48th most desirable woman on the planet. Apparently a lot of men desire a woman who looks like about 10,000,000 other nice-looking women on the planet. Must be a comfort thing.

      • Malkintosh22

        That Guy – Clearly blind.

  • http://www.tube8.com Dubey_Dickbag

    ROCK ON, YUMMY-NESS!

    • http://www.tube8.com Dubey_Dickbag

      oops #25 .. seirously .. yummy. Who is she? Please find her? or at least find where this gif is from.

      Thanks,
      Up late and hating this fuckin' HW assignment.

      • Bill

        Looks like Kristen Bell

        • ander

          Correct

          • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

            Thanks!

            I guess I dont' remember her having that delicious of a booty!

            • its_forge

              It's her best feat'cha.

      • turn in yer man card

        kristen bell

  • Stan_Dalone

    Open letter to the Chivers

    How is it a troll who is intensly hated by most everyone somehow gets 154 votes up? When what she says, has little or nothing of any value.

    Especially when her goal is to reach a plus score. So how is she managing to do that? Well I did some research, it turns out you can buy a plug

    in on-line for 45 dollars american and it by-passes the Perma-Link. So you can effectively keep voting yourself up. The only other way is if you

    OWN the site and you can by-pass it anytime you like. After a several hour confrontation with the people who run paula this is what one of them

    had to say: "Chive guy · 3 hours ago iIf you knew who Paula really is it would blow your feeble mind". So the boys in the office run paula,

    isn't that right LG?

    • http://twitter.com/ThePashaB @ThePashaB

      Cool story bro.

      • Stan_Dalone

        Watch how many thumbs down I get from the management

        • The_Dood

          Nope, those are from us…

          • the_Dud

            you are just an ass

    • mickdeck

      TL;DR

    • blub_glub

      how fucking bored are you?!

      • Stan_Dalone

        Not bored at all, I stand up for what I believe in, have integrity and honor and I don't put up with bullshit

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          "integrity and honor"….
          Yep! That proves it. You need to get laid!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • xXbeermonkeyXx

            i think someone is trying to gun for your position as chive troll, and hes started with phase 2: "openly attack previous troll"

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Oh, let him/her. I can ban him/her/it, not the other way around πŸ™‚

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – or can't I…?

          • PAULA_MUST_CRY

            OOK………………………..NOW …………………….YOUR……………………ASKIN…………………………….FOR………………………..IT…………………………………..EVERYONE……………………………………..JIZZ………………………….COLLECTIVELY…………………………………………………………….ON………………………………………PAULA_…………………………………….HAIR……………………………..SHE'S……………………..BITCH?………………………………………..NO?………HUH?

        • Other Guy

          It's the internet…specifically it's just a comments section on one website…get over it.

        • Stan's lover

          Shut up Stanley your constant whining is worse than anything Paula could say.

        • FuckoffStan

          – 94!!!! Holy sht! People really dont like you SFB!

      • SweetAwesomeness

        I think someone is trying to overtake the "Chive troll" position…..

        sorry we already got used to Paula….you will never be our troll!

    • Jimmy

      The fact that you care so much about this is somewhat worrying..

    • https://www.facebook.com/babybluealliecat Allie Howard

      Yes, because Chive thumbs up or down rule the world and make our decisions for us….jeez, dude. Get a grip. There are far more important things in life than who gets the most votes on a Chive poll. (Like the Chive itself, for instance…)

    • I feed the Troll

      What kind of stupid did you eat for breakfast?

    • quintus

      Let me ask you a question. Do you remember what Paula used to say before she started trolling? Do you know how long she was here for? Okay that was two.
      Go do some research by looking back on some posts (past chiving is pretty fun) and that should cool you down or cheer you up, whichever you prefer. Meanwhile, use your energy and curiosity for something else as this subject pretty moot.

      • the other Jen

        who gives a fuck, stan? atleast she is an entertaining, clever troll. you sir, are fucking annoying.

    • ImpressMe

      First…if this is the biggest thing you have to gripe about…you need a life. Second…if "Paula" really bothers you so much…you need a life…… Third…the rest of us really think you need to get a damn life and grow the hell up.

    • McBeastie

      We've all got real world problems, we don't give a flying fuck about you. And we are the ones thumbing you down, not management dipshit. We thumb you down because you are a tool.

      And you are the one putting a comment on every pic in a thread so you can click yourself up. Dumbass.

    • ROK247
    • FuckoffStan

      OMGF You really do have that tin foil hat on too tight today dont you Sleeps_Alone. First off if it was the admins its their site and they can do whatever the hell they want. If you forgot you got trolled by Paula in your fourth post here @ The Chive. Had you A) ignored her or B) played along none of this would have happened now would it? But no, you have to obsess over her, following her from thread to thread and then whining like a little bitch when people do the exact same thing to you.

      One thing I can say for Paula, at least she isnt a major hypocrite.

      Now Id like to ask a question – how is it that someone who says has "right on his side" and claims to be one of the more like guys on The Chive get voted down 99 times? (and counting). Oh. Wait. I forgot. Its "Paula and her minions"

      You seriously need a life dude.

    • FuckoffStan

      Wow after reading thru all the comments – you got you ass handed to you Sleeps_Alone. And not by "Paulas minions" either. By Chivers.

      Sad

    • FuckoffStan

      – 135 and counting!!!!! LMFAO!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    OMG OMG OMG FIRST!!!1! I have no life! Thumb me up to feed me!!
    Aaaaaand #25 FTW

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to be a tiny bit faster

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      Nice try.. FAIL!

      LOL

      Still love to hate you though! haa

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That was on purpose, noted my sig? πŸ™‚

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Obviously NOT!

          DUH, I can't read sarcasm in comments either .. can't you tell?

        • gsfdg

          shut up ass face

    • <(^_^)>

      One thumb up from me, honey, anytime, anywhere πŸ™‚

    • PAULA_PISSFLAPP

      JIZZ

    • LarsfromNorway

      Paula, I hope you get raped by a hungry hobo

  • Stan_Dalone

    #23 is beautiful

    • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

      Anyone got any idea where that is? Norway, perhaps? I feel a cruise coming on…

    • brad

      Geiranger, Norway. Come visit anytime! πŸ™‚

      • Stan_Dalone

        funny how Skagway Alaska looks very similar

        • Trent

          That's what I thought it was Alaska cruises are awesome great activities to do when you pull into port. In Skagway I went horse bike riding for the first time it was great.

          • etcrr

            it is beautiful up there

          • peanut3603

            What's "horse bike riding"…..

            • the_Dud

              it's when your horse rides your bike

        • fdubzou

          It's eerie, really.

      • Lola

        I'll take you up on that offer. I ❀ Norge!

    • Ronnie

      I used to work there. That was a good summer πŸ™‚ Looks like the Costa Pacifica cruiseship

    • Eh.

      You are beautiful Stan. Your mind is a beautiful thing, I just wish I could get inside it.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Me too. With a shovel.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Stan_Dalone

          fuck you paula just fuck you and i.m not talking sex either

          • Dan Turpine

            good. you have no business talking about what you've never had.

            • Stan_Dalone

              go mind your own business turpintine

              • FuckoffStan

                Wow you are just so witty SFB

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Up yours, that was a brilliant joke. With a shovel, get it? I want to get in your brain… WITH A SHOVEL!! Haha. ha.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

    • That Norwegian Dude

      Yep, Hurtigruta in Norway, expensive as f**k but you get to see some pretty crazy and spectacular nature πŸ™‚

  • mike

    #15 My money is on her winning the Triple Crown next spring

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      This pic is soooooo comment bait…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • DCMOFO

      I dunno, look at her feet. *shudders*

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=827598468 paul

        Thats what I seen first, I didn't notice anything wrong with the photo till I looked up

      • MrEd

        I was totally going to mention those hooves myself.

        The horror, the horror.

        • Kidneyboy

          SAarah Jessica walks into a bar and the bartender says " why the long face?" Wait until he sees those feet!

      • Biggus Diccus

        HOLY SHIT!!! Just when I thought her face was the worst part.

    • McBeastie

      She looks like what would happen if the guy from Aphex Twin and a horse had a baby.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

      Anyone out there remember when she was a little bit cute?

    • Tony

      Don't they put the horse back in the stable after they run the race?

      • marco

        so LG is racing now?

      • Tootise Pop

        no. they snap pictures of them in their underwear and post them on the chive. just ask Dylan.

  • Big D

    Ha ha First!!!!

    • http://www.tube8.com Dubey_Dickbag

      Actually NOT first.. But not only that .. second to actually be wrong at being first.

      I bet he best part of you was spit out of your mother's mouth ..

  • hater

    #13. 2 for flinching!

    • Anon

      that cracked me up. Combine that with Sanches flicking a booger on the backup QB and he has two of the funnier vids from the last 2 years.

    • cheezman100

      Not to mention he got called for holding 4 seconds later.

    • LukeSkywalker

      He must still be scarred from the flashes on GQ's cameras.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Haha Dirty Sanchez

  • kristen

    Thanks for the laugh #8 πŸ™‚

  • Stan_Dalone

    #25 is delicious

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      Do you konw where from or who she is?

      • Stan_Dalone

        nope, not a clue

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          Worth a try .. I need a few moments away from productively solving HW problems. HA!
          Speaking of which, which time zone are you in?

          1:18am here in Mountain Standard Time (observing Daylight Savings)

          • Stan_Dalone

            E.S.T. 3:20am

            • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

              RESPECT. UP later than me on a Monday/Tuesday Weeknight.

              • Stan_Dalone

                when i was in my 20's I would run 58 hours straight. Drove from Toronto the Phoenix AZ straight stopping for fuel only

                • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                  Wiorking on 30. I'll try and beat your 58 .. However .. I know I wont' be beating in the next few days.. I'll try again on Sun, Mon, Tue of next week.

                  On a side note .. WTF were you doing for 58 hours straight, besides fat chicks and cocaine rails? (joking)

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    I had a project I built in Mississauga just outside Toronto and had a project in Phoenix to build right away went from wed 5pm to friday morning at 6am

                    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                      Thumbs Up, congrats on finishing none the less. Yeah, I imagine my work hours during Tax Seaosn will be something similar. One can hope, positive problem having "work to do" to get paid for!

                    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

                      FORGOT TO ADD ..

                      "Keep Calm and Chive On" — I am out of here . .back to getting my HW done.

                    • Stan_Dalone

                      nice talk take care thanks

                    • benbobbins

                      This whole conversation was mesmerizing. I'd like to see more of this from you two on here.

                    • The_Dood

                      Or from anyone really. We need more civilized conversations here.

                    • wyfair

                      I agree!

                    • A Gentleman

                      STFU fags.

            • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

              Also, I guess that is Kristen Bell from the "Forgetting Sarah Marshell" movie (or whatever the title was with Sarah Marshell)

          • Stan_Dalone

            pic label says Kristen Bell

            • Sleep_Salone

              You two do realize there is a Chive dating site, right? Maybe you should take this conversation over there.

              • Stan_Dalone

                Maybe you should just STFU

                • Sleep_Salone

                  I'm typing, not talking, so I can't "STFU". It's a wonder you don't get run over by the short-bus every morning.

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    STFU = stop typing, fuck you

                    • FuckoffStan

                      Nice try SFB but everyone knows (well people with have a fucking brain anyway) that thats not the acronym

                • FuckoffStan

                  Maybe you should just FOAD

      • https://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

        It's Kristen Bell in a preview for the new Showtime show "House of Lies".

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          SWEETNESS! Thanks man!

    • Biggus Diccus

      How in the hell did Dax Shepard bag this chick?

      • McBeastie

        $

    • That Guy

      The 66 Most Overrated Women of 2011, # 57, Kristen Bell

      I don’t really have much to say about Kristen. She’s blond, cute, and looks like a couple dozen other women I have seen this year. The fact that she is in movies doesn’t make her any more special to me than any of those other nameless women, yet for some reason it does to a lot of other guys.

  • mataru

    #21 I miss those days, sometimes…

    • dashete

      Yeah me too, after that episode of Community I really want to start some sort of Blanket-Fort Fest

    • swenka

      Kid? I still do that shit and I am 21. It's called a Fort, and I am an expert as their design. My little brothers will attest to that. Also: don't tell Mom.

    • MariJane03

      Yea, but mine weren't that bad ass!

  • KenB

    #24 I would say to put a ring on that ASAP, but blowjobs cure headaches too and a ring would be the end of that. Still, you got a good one there.

    • Still happy

      What are you jackass's doing wrong that results in no bj's after marriage? I would have to suspect that your balls drop off…
      Dude, if she is doing things like this for ya. First give her some appreciation. Secondly, Wife her.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Sperm is a natural analgesic, all chicks should know this.

    • Mike

      You guys got something completely different out of this picture than I did. All the other things in this cabinet are natural remedies except for the Excedrin. I assumed that the girlfriend took all of the pills from the Excedrin bottle in order to get him to use the natural crap. Which would not be ring worthy at all. Even if she used the last of the pills and left this thoughtful little note, it would have been more thoughtful for her to have went out and bought some more damn pills. Also I have been married for 10 years and get more blow jobs now than I ever did before I was married.

      • Active Hunter

        I see supplements, I see the Excedrin with a note. Number one comfy night killer is a headache. So that is where my mind went….

      • Steve

        1. The pill bottle is not empty, he shows you the LID.
        2. The 'natural' remedies are not for headaches.
        3. Sticking your penis in your wives mouth while she's under the effects of anesthesia does not validate a BJ.

  • Wonder_Boy

    #1 Superman's fatter cousin?

    • etcrr

      agreed perfect superman pose

    • )(j32

      American-Man?

  • Ander

    #25 Is that you Sarah Marshall? FTW!!

    • Dantheloser

      No, that's Veronica Mars.

    • Mutt

      It may be, I forget….

  • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

    #26

    What up, dog?

  • MrAliasMan

    #19 Nelson: Ha Ha!

    • chris

      my thoughts exactly

  • TrueMonster.

    The XXXL Games

  • art

    #21 Yes and I can't wait to have kids so I can do it again!!

    • Leonel_LyL

      I'm not waiting until I have kids, I'm going to do this with my girlfriend, whether she likes it or not! πŸ˜€

    • katie

      You don't need kids, do it when you get home tonight

    • Pedophile

      I can't wait until you have kids too…….

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #10 seriously… get rid of those useless police cars, get one hellfire missile.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Stan_Dalone

      That's actually pretty old the idiot who stole the tank gets it stuck on the jersey barrier in the middle of the highway. Then a cop jumps up on the tank, opens the hatch and shoots the driver dead.

      • windowlicker

        Cool story bro.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        I remember this day well.He drove that tank right by my house before he got on the freeway.Dude was a well known tweeker. Oh ,and, By the way Stan we call that A K-wall.

      • Name

        I remember hearing one of the cop calling dispatch to ask "Do we have anything that can stop a tank?"

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=827598468 paul

      Please leave the internet, or at least change your name, your making me feel bad for having a name like yours

      • no name

        boo hoo

      • Paulo

        wow life must be so hard for you right now.

      • Hey, I'm Paul

        Want some cheese with that whine?

        • Paulolino

          I love that name…..

          It rocks!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001739110856 Anthony Ramirez

    #3 Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

    • Biggus Diccus

      Probably his sisters or cousins, still hard to do math homework while 4 chicks in bikinis are around.

    • http://www.facebook.com/azem.islami Azem Islami

      * Damn it feels good to do math while surrounded by half-naked chiks :<

    • etcrr

      not a student, he's a Pimp, runs the business

    • tapsnapornap

      "Doing science"

    • hMMMM

      is that a TI-89????

  • MercS

    #12
    $100k+ to learn how to take a picture, good job!

    • Obama 4 lyfe

      People like this are so useless.

      • guest

        Making fun of a photographer on a site that's all about photos….

        • Obama 4 lyfe

          and 95% of the photos are amature. So…you lose.

      • ansel adams

        maybe she's just tall

    • photodude

      I'm a photographer, and the money I paid for school was well worth it. Considering I get paid to look at, meet and picture beautiful women, attend kick ass sporting events and concerts, and meet athletes and rock stars all the time, I'd say the money you paid for school to sit in your lame ass cubicle all day was the waste. Don't hate on other people just cause your job and life sucks. I'll have fun living your dreams and good luck with those TPS reports or whatever lame ass gig you have.

  • Stan_Dalone

    #9 now that's a huge assed rubber duck

    • alex

      Bordeaux, France!

      • http://www.lucasdelaporte.fr Lucas

        Nope, St Nazaire.

    • Cpt. Obvious

      Is it really?

  • Dude

    #21 yup

  • Related..

    #22. <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/8zg3.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    • blub_glub

      man, don't disrespect nosferatu like this

      • amrith777

        Stole my line!! Definitely agree!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17815425 Adam Purcell

    Late night daily morning awesomeness, thank you Chive for keeping me going while writing a paper that is due tomorrow.

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