Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • L_E_Ott

    #47 All the best from us Chivers!

    • Maureen

      Chivers want to know HOW she lost the arm… Was she fighting off a bear? Did she beat the bear with her severed arm? Was it a bacon related incident?

      • DudeBro

        I bet she was fucking texting while driving, like a dumb bitch!

    • James

      That is one TOUGH lady. I hope you get a bad-ass, robotic, bear fighting arm.

    • AssClown

      If the barber cut my hair one-tenth of an inch to short, I'll cry and go make some balloon animals in the corner of my unlit tent all day…

      Really inspirational, hope you'll Chive On as much as you can!!!

      PS. I hope you'll then you your "bad-ass, robotic, bear fighting arm" and strip the limbs of Paula_ one by one and beat her silly with it…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Clap your hands if you love me!

      – Oh no she didn't just say that!

      • the_Dude

        go find a rock crawl under it and die

      • JDB

        That is real shitty.

      • stilmatic

        when some lines are crossed… you'll find me there punch you in your fumpa. troll.

      • mtm405

        i'd love to hire somebody to shut down the internet from your whole city !

        • litaratewerewolf

          there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, Paula!

      • someguy

        I've had enough of this crap. Find Paula !

        • Chubby

          Paula, I think it's time you realize you've gone too far with this comment.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Ow grow a sense of humor already!

            – the one you love to hate

            • Chubby

              Je bent zielig.
              Het valt vast niet mee om buiten internet geen aandacht te krijgen.



              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Je hebt geen idee waar je 't over hebt, laten we het daar op houden πŸ™‚


      • the truth


      • HandsomeJack

        Dammit Paula, you're sooo close! 2 more points to go and now you're heading back down?

    • Adam

      Stronger than me…Chive On!

    • Big James

      WOW – Strong! We all wish the speediest recovery.

    • tmc102464

      Never give up! Chive on!

    • varlotto

      She's gonna need a hand with things from now on

      • ROK247

        too soon

    • Anonymous

      Thats nothing…I was sexually harrased by Herman Cain

      • Also Anonymous

        Drag $100 bills through the ghetto, there's no telling what you'll find.

        James Carville said exactly that when Bill Clinton was accused of the same.
        "Drag $100 bills through trailer parks, there's no telling what you'll find"

    • steve

      Just saw Soul Surfer… very inspiring. Hang in there and Chive On!

    • Edge

      Ummm… WOW. I feel like such a weakling complaining about the knee that I had surgery on. I think I'll be quiet now.

      Stay Strong and Chive On!

    • spydermonkey

      Beats losing both arms right? Always see the bright side! Stay strong and inspirational!

      • JAFitC

        Spydermonkey, your comment reached a new level of douchbaggery. The fact that she is brave and doing well does not mean you have to push her to see how brave and how well she is.

        • Shucks

          Fuck you, dickface. Get a sense of humor.

          • JAFitC

            Yo, Shucks? Learn the difference between humor and sadism.

            • hjfiuweh

              Nope. Sorry. Can't laugh at everything? Don't laugh at anything at all.

        • j22

          WTF how is this offensive? Note to self: Never look on bright side.

    • Stan_Dalone

      You are a strong woman let this not hold you back. They make prosthetic arms that are truly amazing. Grab the world by the short hairs, Keep Calm and Chive on!

    • JDB

      Wow that is one strong lady right there.

    • MCMLX

      Get well soon,all the way from Scotland : ))

    • Sabot

      Sorry to hear about your accident, but glad you'll make it. Stay strong.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bill.whittle Bill Whittle

      You're more beautiful with one arm than most women are with two. You are about to discover new strength and new power in yourself, after the shock and despair wear off — and they will, and soon.

      Hang in there. Keep being an inspiration to us all.

      • Colleen

        really great comment Bill.

    • James

      my buddy from back home just sent me a picture of her. we knew her in high school. she is for sure a very strong person. Wish you the best!

      • Anon

        What high school?
        Making sure you know who this is

        • Chubby

          Stay strong.
          I pray for you.

          Love from Holland.

    • nick

      Yep I agre, get wel soon!
      And would love to c u on the chive when your better!

    • Ethan Shuster

      Wow. Stay strong. And tell your friend she still looks pretty cute!

    • W!LL

      wish you a speedy recovery and Chive on!

    • Bstrong04

      Stay Strong and Chive On!

      Your a strong woman who will inspire those around you.

    • Laser

      Is it wrong to say i hope she gets well soon, so she can send hump entries???

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      You rock, girl. Stay strong.

    • Jorge

      Animo y felicidades por tu fortaleza!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Whenever I see a comment by Stan_Dalone, I can't help it, but this starts playing in my head:

    – the one you love to hate

    • Guz


    • The_Dood


    • Friends

      …and every time I hear that song I think of Joey and Chandler.

      • Stan_Dalone

        come oone, come all the the bafoon in the middle ring to paula's dumbass circus known as the dood

        • FuckoffStan

          Whats a "oone" SFB? LMFAO

          • Stan_Dalone

            hey here's the other scumbag how ya doin shithead?

            • FuckoffStan

              Ahhhhhhhh Sleeps_Alones upset because hes getting his ass handed to him once again LMFAO

              • Stan_Dalone

                weak, worthless, gutless cowards all. have a wonderful evening, be sure and vote me down as much as possible as that's all you really know how to do

                • FuckoffStan

                  Weak? We're not the ones running of like a scalded dog are we shit for brains? And dont bother coming with "I have a life" cause anyone who posts 3,211 comments in 6 weeks clearly doesnt

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    It's a hobby, pissing you off making you run around like a dumb jackass to make stupid ass comments pretending to laugh your ass off is so fucking lame

                    • FuckoffStan

                      Well I guess even a SFB needs a hobby. Only problem fatass is I dont "run around" as there is a much easier way to do this! Of course Im pretty sure that someone who doesnt know how to change their IP would have no idea what Im talking about


                • FuckoffStan

                  Oh and one other thing SFB – for someone who professes to not give a shit about + or – votes you sure bring them up alot.

                  Fucking moron

                  • Stan_Dalone

                    your the one changing them I merely pointing out that you do and I love making you run around voting me down. get trolled much?

                    • JstevensF


    • Active Hunter

      Effin awesome. Plus one for Paula!

    • Quityercryin

      Yea where is that fuck head….usually he would be crying like a little girl by now. Oh boo hoo, Paula is picking on me….MOM !! Paula is picking on me again waaahaaaaaa

      • Stan_Dalone

        Kwitcherbitchen asswipe you aren't any better then theturd droppin outta paula's ass

        • Quityercryin

          Ha ha……hook, line and sinker

          • Stan_Dalone

            that's where she has you hook line and sinker dumbass

            • FuckoffStan

              So thats it – Now youre jut going to repeat everything? FM

              • Stan_Dalone

                Now youre jut going to repeat everything? this is what you said yesterday nothing new

                • FuckoffStan

                  Sleeps_Alone youre like a fucking 2 year old who repeats everything the adults say. LMFAO

        • FuckoffStan

          Wow youre really getting your ass handed to you again arent you SFB?

      • Stan_Dalone

        what's sad is all of you are Chive employees and you are generating conversation for the sake of it. Troll much?

        • FuckoffStan

          Wow Stanley you really are fucking paranoid but whats even sadder if you honestly believe that thats true then what the fuck are you still doing here? If you honestly think that the Chive employess are saying this shit about you then why stick around? Any person with a modicum of self respect would have left a long time ago. Personally if I thought a site was doing something this shitty just to generate traffic and conversation Id be long gone. But I guess the key words in this is "self respect" huh Fatass?

          Youre nothing but a pathetic hypocritical troll Sleeps_Alone

    • Stan_Dalone

      this is what I paula sings in the shower

      • FuckoffStan

        "this is what I paula sings in the shower " LMFAO Man you just make this way too easy SFB!

        • Stan_Dalone

          I love this part of the game this is where paula runs and hides and her minions take over wtg assbaggers

          • FuckoffStan

            Oh yes her "minions" which in sane people talk means "other people who cant fuckins stand you" Whats that whiny post up to now SFB? -200? LMFAO



    • Stan_Dalone

      gotta feed the idiots, the freakin real trolls have nothing better to do than making themselves idiots

      • FuckoffStan

        "than making themselves idiots " OMFG I love the irony! You truly are a moron SFB!

        • Stan_Dalone

          the only irony you have is up your ass

          • FuckoffStan

            Maybe have someone explain "ironY to you SFB LMFAO

          • Blib


    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      i see what you did there

    • Dan Turpine

      I think you mean this one, Paula. http://youtu.be/6z8iKVayOKk

  • Mitch

    Paula has thrush

    • Stan_Dalone

      Paula has bad odor is about all

      • FuckoffStan

        "is about all " Ok final guess. Grade 1? Come on no adult can be this fucking stupid

    • Stan_Dalone

      paula has a lot of shit to get rid of, I wouldn't sit to close to her if I were you

      • FuckoffStan

        Only shit she has to get rid of SFB is you, you little Klingon

        • Guesty

          you might be just as sad, if not sadder than Stan.

          • Old Man


  • a_schoenoprasum


    happy birthday to you!

    • Philip J. Fry

      You gave us all a great gift today!

    • Masschine

      And thank you for giving us the present.

      • oh my


    • Nice

      Mine was Monday, so this works out well for both of us = )

    • Knarf

      shopped… clearly

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925


      • Tom


    • KyleGamgee

      HAVE SEX!

    • Garret

      Lovely! Happy B-Day!

    • Potera

      Where are we gonna plant the candles? πŸ˜‰

    • the Buddha

      DAT ASS

    • FuckoffStan

      OH NO! Another + > 100! Sleeps_Alone will be pullin his hair out again tonight!

    • Bstrong04

      now lets see the front…

    • Marcelo

      OMG, Congratulations!!

      Oh, and I almost forgot… Happy birthday!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #12: Still no "Paula Resistant" logo John? I am disappointed.

    – just… disappointed

    • Paula_Deen

      Butter resistant

    • Joe Schmo

      Try taking your trolling to the next level- make fun of a ethnic, political, and religious group all in one post.

      • Blow Joe

        how's about you shut the fuck up

    • Joey

      Your window of opportunity has passed, you're now irrelevant.

    • El_Hefe

      My Bill Fucking Murray shirt has the "Chive Tees" logo AND a tag….. wtf

      • Me1

        Be thankful you got one! I ordered but still has not received it.. 13 days ago.. Whats the delio?

    • Lisa

      All due respect to you John, if you mention one word about Paula on a Chive shirt, I won't buy another one. I don't mind her trolling mostly because I rarely read her comments unless she replies to me. Live & let live is my philosophy. But she isn't worth mentioning on a shirt.

      Feel me? πŸ˜‰

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh hi irrational chocolate lady!
        John might like this… So… if I'm on the shirts they won't sell out in 34 seconds flat, right? That's a good thing! And as long as I'm only on the inside Chivers don't need to be embarrased, AND I would be on their back all the time…. Win win!

        – the one you love to hate

    • Neagle

      Paula, it would take to much time and effort effort to hire some baboons to smear there own feces on a shirt in your honer but, if you have the time feel free to mimic the baboons to custom make your own.

    • Stan_Dalone

      that's cause you're not funny and irrelevant

      • FuckoffStan

        Says the idiot who tried to make himself relevant by posting a whiny piece about thumbs up. Pathetic

        • Stan_Dalone

          fuck you asshole you whiny piece of dog shit

          • Fuckoff Stan

            Awww temper temper fat ass. – 138 and counting SFB!

    • phdonme

      I'm sorry but you are complete tool if you pay 100.00 for a chive shirt.

      • Fixed it

        Decimal point is in the wrong place – 1.0000

  • smilingchivette

    oodles of noodles in this post! what a great day!

    #44 is cute πŸ™‚

  • Wu Tang

    #1 – dollar dollar bills y'all

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      Wu Tang Clan aint nothin too F@ck with

    • Daith_Lee

      Yeah….But I think for the kids, this would work better….

      • McBeastie

        ODB did say that Wu-Tang was for the children. Pretty funny vid, never seen that.

    • Guy

      When was rap music was real, and not that bullshit that's out now

      • McBeastie

        Ghostface is still killin' it and putting out great albums and Raekwon too.

  • KMD

    #17 I think I gained weight just looking at that picture

    • hMMMM

      looks like Nevada and Utah don't like their McDonald's….good for them. BK and Wendy's is better anyway.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        i gained some weight looking at this picture #3

    • ROK247

      the dakotas must be full of skinny people.

      • I hate it here

        and Rocks
        and ungodly Winter

      • CrumbThumber

        yeah, i dont think it works like that…. this isnt mcdonalds per capita

    • KingJoe

      U S…. *panting* *gasping for breath*…….A!

  • Kawz

    #3 Ohhhhhh lawd!

    • anony

      i think i stopped at #3 for like 5 minutes legit

      • Bill Nye

        I feel like we need more…for example an exchange of the 2 to compare? shiiiiiisssh I just want more of both

    • hMMMM

      another example of an average ass being overhyped b/c the girl's wearing a thong.

      • The_Dood

        Where is this ass average? You gotta remember, a lot of us live in 'Merica.

        • hMMMM

          really? No one else thinks that this ass is flat? It's not a terrible ass, i'm not trying to say that, but it's certainly no LG ass (although I think she submits WAYYYYYY too many photos, I give credit when due)

    • P. Bateman

      Don't just stare at it-eat it.

    • guest

      i know the two girls in #3 they go to gwu

      • senortriste

        Oh yeah? Prove it.

        • its_forge

          Yeah pics with your hand on that butt or it didn't happen

      • anony

        whats the blondes name holy fuck

        • doctorwhorules

          Billie Piper is the blonde

          • doctorwhodoesrule

            David Tennant is the dude in number 2 also.

          • hMMMM

            totally looks like Billie Piper, but there are too many sources saying these are college girls at GWU.

    • Bstrong04

      Now lets see the blond…

  • jrey81

    looking at #36 makes me feel like it's my b'day! #13, #14 nice… #31sneaky, sneaky and it looks like Bill's back too… i predict pages of angry chivers…

    • Whiskyb

      Yup, missed out on a tee again.

    • Adam

      Got A Bill Fucking Murray!! Yeah me!

    • The_Stif

      I doubt I ever get one. 😦

      • The_Stif

        First time I went page was down. Then got in and tried the large. Let me add it and then went to check out said it was gone, then tried XL same deal. But, I will have more chances. When you say runs tight, do you mean like hollister or american eagle tight, or emo guy wearing girl clothes tight?

        • jrey81

          ahhhh crap, alright i tried again and NOW they're out… but yeah… hmmm you know the dri-fit manny pacquaio shirts from Nike? if you're a L there you need an XL from the Chive.

          • The_Stif

            Its cool man. i got a black XL. I wanted the kc&co, but I will survive. I am 6'3" 225, so its probably good that you told me that. Thanks for the help too man.

          • Whiskyb

            Had the same thing happen as stif. Now reading on sizing I would have bought a large anyway so just as well. Next time I will try for an XL.

    • guest

      #31 one very happy chiver right here! finally got one.

    • tara

      i totally could have gotten one finally but i forgot i only have 20.00 on my card till next week i so wish i could survie on a chive shirt lol

  • semour butts

    made my day #6

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image search Norma Stitz with safe search off…

      – the one you love to hate

      • Underbaker

        Fool me once shame on … Oh to heck with it I'm just going to give all the shame to you for that trick. But I do love ya Paula, even if you sense of humor can be a bit caustic sometimes.

    • Jason

      She needs to just go away!

      • Stan_Dalone

        she's like a migrain headache oh she go away but she always comes back.

        • FuckoffStan

          its "migraine" you fucking moron

      • GlibTongue

        Agreed. One of the most overrated women on the web. Somehow she keeps popping up in post after post.

        It's getting lame.

    • dagleja3

      You know, because of bOObs!!

    • Underbaker

      I would love to tip toe through her tulips. (see how many old folks get the reference)

  • neefgeefd

    #49 bullseye

    • MikeK

      Mind that gap!!!

    • its_forge

      That's a Hooters shirt which means it's possible she also has a nice rack.

    • Zane

      lots moar!

    • wrangler86

      Nailed It!!

    • Slauterhause

      OMG yes.

    • Joe

      Omg… Seriously MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Same outfit, front shot, would LOVE to see the gap from the front, come on chive!

    • DoomsDayDub


    • Bstrong04

      Dat azz is a thing of beauty!

      Good Work!

  • a_schoenoprasum


    $30 a year is soooo worth it.

    • jason


    • electric boogalo

      Slacker > Pandora

      • its_forge

        iTunes with 70,000 tracks acquired over many years of collecting = better than any of them

        • Triceranuts

          123,283 tracks…… Free god bless piracy.

          • The_Dood

            And what percentage of those have you actually listened to, or for that matter, will ever listen to?

        • Umpoe

          iTunes doesn't have classic Led Zeppelin in the store. They lose automatically.

          • Help Computer

            Happily around 1 minute on the internet and you could have all of classic Led Zeppelin in your itunes.

            • its_forge

              And unlike Windows Media, iTunes doesn't have a goddamn hissy fit when you use tracks that weren't acquired through it.

          • its_forge

            Beh, I didn't mean "buy everything from iTunes." I ripped all my Zep off the CDs I've had ever since there have *been* CDs. (Yup, got every single track legitimately ::cough:: ::twitch:: Yup sure did) The iTMS is great for some things but hell if I'm gonna pay 10 or more bucks per album for stuff I've had since most of the people reading this were in diapers.

          • McBeastie

            Like anyone needs to hear anymore fuckin' Zeppelin anyway.

  • bubblerider86

    #23 fat squirrel = adorable πŸ™‚
    smiling guy = super adorable πŸ™‚

    • smilingchivette

      couldn't agree more, sistah. get this picture over on theberry

    • Not gay

      Sorry to disappoint you but he looks like a pole smoker.

    • Life Lessons

      Take note where the squirrel is and what it's doing ladies. Your guy would smile to if you handed him a bag of chips and proceeded to work your magic.

  • jamal

    not first.

  • jlee

    #45 Just another day in the life of Leo DiCaprio

    • Eric

      If this pic is part of a set, then I'm gonna need to see that, please.

    • ChiveNation

      sorry, what does this have to do with leo?

    • T-a-rooney

      I think I see a wet spot here…

      • dcolbert

        You did… you DID see a wet spot there!!!

        (for best effect, of course, imagine this said in the voice of Tweety Pie).

    • mouchette

      laughin out loud

    • Bstrong04

      I came

  • tralfaz

    #23 He's after your nuts.

  • Todd_A

    #36 – Happy Birthday (nice birthday suit)

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Sweet Ukulele….

  • Noah

    #15 I go through this every single morning.

    • a_schoenoprasum

      listen to what you are saying for just a second… every day you get into a small enclosed space with a naked, wet, slippery woman. and you're COMPLAINING ABOUT IT! man the hell up.

      • Noah

        I go through with the hot hot water for a reason πŸ˜‰

    • lovingchive

      don't complain man… i am so jealous.

    • Barry McKokkinner

      I feel the same pain. I would have picked a different picture though – like the Nazi's face melting in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

    • HatBomb

      Had a similar problem, damn near daily, either freezing or boiling. The damn woman can't pick a reasonable temperature! Got dual shower heads. Problem solved.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5709012 Jeff Roman

        Yup. First world problems require first world solutions.

      • Stan_Dalone


    • tara

      #15 should be……. what guy tells girl shower sex is like…..(amazing up against the wall shower sex with steam)…… what shower sex is really…..(girl doggy style drowning)…..

      • Donna_Romper

        It really depends on the height difference between the two.

      • Biggus Diccus

        It always ends up making my bed wet beacause we can't get in a good position in the shower so wejump out, barely dry off and finish the job.

        • tara

          i gave up on it im a small girl but still can find a guy to hold me up …… fans work good to dry the bed off πŸ™‚

          • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

            Assuming you meant can't find a guy? Not trying to be too sleazy, but I guarantee you: If you picked out a guy in a bar with biggish arms and a strong-looking back, chatted to him for a while to make sure he's not a complete tool, and then said how you've always wanted a guy to hold you up while he makes love to you in the shower… Let's just say you wouldn't be at the bar for much longer πŸ˜‰

            • tallen

              probly but how many guy at bars arent chad bros???

              • T Spleef

                chad bros. That's a good one.

          • sadman

            All about bracing. No man can arm curl 130 lbs more than a few times. Grab around his neck like you are slow dancing and lock your ankles behind his ass. Between your thighs resting on his, and him offering stability support as well, suddenly a normal man can perform this feat. Watch out for the slippery tub.

    • Innocent Bystander

      My roommate and his girlfriend monopolize the fucking shower every night, and I always have to rinse it out afterwards just to be safe.

      • Guest

        While they're in the shower, go run off a batch on his pillow.

  • medtxpack

    #49 and now i want some hot wings from Hooters….

    • DrJerome

      You take the wings, I'll take the legs.

      • Stan_Dalone

        legs baby she's hot as hell

  • The_Stif

    #3 just take a nibble of that sweetness
    #49 mission accomplished.

    • jrey81

      i swear sometimes parts of the thread show up later or only on refresh b/c i can't believe i missed #45… that bed is just full of win…

      • The_Stif

        Agreed. Sometimes when i know someone responded to me the response wont show up til about 10 refreshes later. But yes, I will say it again, I love women.

  • Zedhere

    #36 Happy Birthday, and we get the present!

    • etcrr

      happy Birthday indeed, better to give than to recieve, Would I love to give her a gift

  • Drew_BfloTrace

    #6 how does that stay on?

    • chiverforlyyyyfe

      big and hard nips

      • Tillman

        I was going to say something about mass and girder strength, but the nipples theory beat that all to hell.

        • jared

          Titty Magnets

    • Verbal_Kint

      I don't know, but I wish it wouldn't…

    • Aliks527

      The truly amazing part of this picture is that is a full-sized guitar she is holding!

      • The_Stif

        haha. Winner.

      • its_forge

        Beat me to it, knew someone would

    • hMMMM

      OMG I HATE THIS FUCKING TEASING BITCH!!!! She's going to lose her opportunity to show those off at their prime…she'll most likely decide to do it in a few years, when they're sagging to her knees. Hopefully she has an archive of naked pics that someday….someday…

      • FuckoffStan

        Kinda like yours huh fatass?

        • Stan_Dalone

          I don't have tits moron, they are called pectoral muscles. though on you they may well be man tits hanging down to your waist

          • FuckoffStan

            LMFAO dude once again you miss the fucking point, instead trying to deflect. And once again I will bring up the fact that the internet is full of F1 drivers and Supermodels so you can sit there and go on and on about how ripped you are but until you post a pic proving it its just more of your bullshit.

            How many deleted posts do you have now SFB? Are you finally coming to realize what the rest of us already know?




    • illuminati

      they have their own gravitational pull

  • Equinox

    #6 Shaking the resolve of many assmen out there.

    • oughtnot

      not even the slightest shake …. you'd have to be a boob man to enjoy that.

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