Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • golden hutch

    First

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.caliboso Kyle Caliboso

      became pointless 6 months after the movement started

    • acash

      what would good guy greg say…?

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        Good Guy Greg would say nothing

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Questionable Guy Greg:
        Knows you can't get your girlfriend pregnant…

        Impregnates her for you.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

          Real question is QGG the same color as you otherwise his questionable action could just end up biting everyone in the ass.

    • angeliawhite

      My best friend ,she just has announced her wedding with an excellent man! They met via BlackWhitePlanet. c 0m-it's the most effective site in the world to connect with, date and marry successful, beautiful people.-Meanwhile, a nice place for bla-ck whit-e sin-gles, to interact with each other…view photos of singles near you . What’s the most important is: you can me'et theone who you’re looking for!!! GO and have a try.
      Once he remembers how to use the keyboard, he'll give you the formula for transparent aluminum.

  • Obama

    #7 "When you grow up there will be no economy anymore! Fuck you little girl!"

    • Mr. Smith

      Oh Boy… a Troll looking for a flame war. Somethings will never change. I say good day to you, Sir.

      • Obama.

        No troll…just stating the truth.

    • nomorebama

      "Ohhh nice structure, I am going to have to tax you and your children for it though… Now I will destroy it like I destroyed the economy……. I have replaced Carter as the worst POTUS ever… "

      • NJF

        Lol you sound like Eric Cartman. "So this OBAMA is trying to take my money away, that's gay as hell. Obama's gay as hell. Fuckin gay as hell."

      • nomorebama

        I really have no sense of political history, whatsoever. I get all of my finest opinions via Fox.

    • nemesis

      You don't understand history. You don't understand global economics. You don't understand American politics and frankly, I doubt if you understand the basic engineering involved in building that child's tower.

      • armyguy83

        The economy is Obama's fault?? FUCK U very much sir

    • glenn beck

      holy shit! i totally just thought i was on 'the blaze!"

    • Obama

      Regan and Bush were the best presidents evar! I know this because Fox news tells me so. Plus I'm a fundy christian, though I've never actually read the bible. White people are awesome! All others are mud people and Jesus cries because they're breathing my air.

    • TheAndychrist

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FIRST! Yeah, yeah, late, I know. Can't I take a dump without you asshats quickly publishing the DMA?
    Damn, didn't even have time to wipe yet. Will do that later today.

    Anyway, #14: Gotta ❤ swedish girls.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Sorry no but maybe this will cheer you up <img src="http://gifsoup.com/view/1025748/cat-on-fan-o.gif"&gt;

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's…….. Wonderfull!!!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

          Yeah it's one of those thing you think will get sick of watching but it just keeps getting funnier.

        • Foreve_Ralone

          I can't stand this injustice!!!!! How can you give Paula a thumbs up???? My life is ruined!!!

          I'm going to have to sleep in mommy's bed tonight to get any sleep, I'm so upset!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh Stan you so silly, we know you ALWAYS sleep in bed with mommy.
            Better hope she doesn't think you have a fever again or she'll have to take your temperature with her tongue again…

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • boobman

              Never go into a battle of wits with a troll, while carrying an unloaded gun….

            • the_Dude

              you blow too anyone you can

  • artisttoall

    I would love to know who the 1 bidder was for #15

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Stan_Dalone of course, he needed to expand his circle of imaginary friends as his current imaginary friends are ignoring him.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • kidn

        oh no you di'int

      • Banksy

        lmao you and your minions just can't stop taking the bait can you? he's too clever for such a pathetic troll like you paula.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Please tell him that, that he's clever. I bet he never heard that before.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • John

            that's obviously him.

          • ChaseTheWalker

            I think we need to have a post just dedicated to these two so they can go at it! Stan v Paula!

            • ChaseTheWalker

              Oh… and I got $20 on Paula

        • HAHAHAHAHAHAH

          PUAHAHAHAHAHA "he's too clever for such a pathetic troll like you paula." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stan – thanks for the laughs. Fucking retard!!!!

    • http://www.goodadvice.co.za CalculatedRisk

      Imaginary bidder.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #22 I think that boxer is stoned.

  • That guy...

    #12 If Niki Minaj and Jay Z had a white baby named "Niki Minaj" then, Yes.

    • Oh, just some guy

      but seriously, Niki Minaj's ass… good lord…

      • jesse

        apparently she had surgery. So her ass is fake. I am only the messenger, please do not hurt me.

    • crazydog

      no, she looks like fred armisen's daughter

    • Albino Identifier

      I don't think that girl is white… she looks like a black albino.

  • Picard_

    #5 Just give him a second. Once he remembers how to use the keyboard, he'll give you the formula for transparent aluminum.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #12 She'll blow any minute now Captain!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Hunter X

      umm, you can click and scroll just fine holding the mouse like that, thank you very much. with a little practice you could even move the cursor holding it in one hand.

    • compadrekg

      Dude's name is Vuk Draskovic, former minister of foreign affairs in Serbia.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.caliboso Kyle Caliboso

    #1 is that really him or just a monk that looks like him?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Doesn't matter, treat him the same.

    • takens05

      ofcourse, no other monk has swag enough to pull of those glasses!

    • doctorjoshie

      If that's not HHDL, then it's a stunt double.

  • Anonymous

    A reply

    Sit

    Now stay

  • Insomniac

    #11 'cause this is thriller! thriller night! (8)

    • MattKL

      Dude, I was thinking the same thing!

      • Alex

        First is bipedestation; once you have a couple of free limbs you may grow thumbs and then … we are all FU@#$%

    • ImpressMe

      Hmmmm……I distinctly heard "Bad"….. lol

    • Lisa

      i had that exact thought – oh god michael jackson came back as a cat

    • todrunk2

      haha, was going to post the same thing, well played

  • Patrick

    #25 Adorable

    • im hungover

      i kept watching, hoping that she'd finally drink the water lol

    • ensergio

      I suffer with her.

    • NO!

      That kid is a retard

      • jay

        the kid is wearing a leash backpack.

    • Underbaker

      She must be a PC tech. Windows, the only operating system where you keep doing the same thing and expect to get different results.

  • John Goodman

    #21 anyone else know where the middle piece could have gone?

    • Kyle

      i'd just make a random meatball..that amazing sandwich and a meatball. 🙂

      • Catbra

        Awesome idea. I would use the inner bit to make more pattie and have a double beef burger with egg and cheese

    • Kodos

      dog treat

    • Katie

      I am so trying this.

      Would have added the extra to the outside or put it on top like a hat

    • gharvx

      I don't buy the photo – there's no way the yoke is still soft if the hamburger is properly cooked.

      • ezhammer

        Agreed!

      • todrunk2

        the heat is up on high to sear the outside of the meat and it could be cooked to medium-medium rare leaving the egg over medium. They could have also cooked the one side of it before cracking the egg in the center.

    • Lisa

      in my mouth

      • MylesofStyles

        This comment gets an automatic "thumbs up". I don't care what it pertains to.

    • Underbaker

      They use that to make the sliders on the other ticket.

  • blub_glub

    #8 hire me?!

  • DaveK

    #21 = todays lunch!!
    Thanks!!

  • Still_Counts

    Surprise, buttsecks!

    #6

    • acash

      Doesn't matter had sex!

      • -0934

        no one objected……

  • myself

    #1 Is it me or is that baby trying the Falcon Punch the Dalai Lama and he successfully blocked it and saved the window too boot?

    • artisttoall

      its just you

    • hMMMM

      that mom is kinda hot…

    • JDB

      No, that's not really Will Smith.

  • Art

    #21 Looks pretty darn delicious too!

    • DumpfaceKilla

      I totally made that face when I saw the burger open… then I saw the meme.. then I lold

  • Joe

    #11 Avatar cat

  • NotRonJeremy

    #20 seems to be designed purely for the adult entertainment industry

    • dagleja3

      The apartment or the girl?

      • glennardskynard

        i'd say both

  • uknoit

    #6 Follow me to freedom!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #1 Baibai Lama?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Kind of looks like the baby is trying to fist bump the dalai lama, but his holyness is like " little child don't be a bro, you can be so much better then that"

      • Ha.Ha.

        except HHDL would know then difference between then and than, given his genius.

  • SuperiorTo8

    #6 We ride. TO GLORY!

    • B45op

      Dammit that comment was on my mind the entire post down

  • Hellbilly_Deluxe

    btw the fat kid is from china as far as i remember

    • Deluze

      which fat kid?

    • Timmah!

      #14 That Chunky kid looks Chinese to you? You may want to get your eyes checked.

      • IAmKazaam

        he's not Chinese, but that's not America… look at the signs in the background. This is a popular pic, how have you not seen it before??

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Kid looks mexican to me.And believe me,I see plenty of them in San Diego.

  • dank

    #21 WANT

  • Borracho

    #16
    When Spider Man gets drunk, it sprays all over the place…

    • Anon

      that shit would scare me to death. I'd turn around and run.

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