Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • nigga in paris

    First

    • thor

      #35 That is indeed a person of color in paris

      • thatoneguy

        REDDIT.

        • http://www.tube8.com POW_NIggas!

          Die please. preferable over THEY'RE and NOT over HEAR.

          • gibblets!!!

            That was worse than just typing "there" for every varient.

            • http://www.tube8.com POW_Niggers!

              Thanks!

        • jesse

          Abe would never get elected nowadays. Modern presidents need to be media whores, and Abe doesn't have the slime bag looks. Even with the claws…

        • For the Frogs

          You spelled "ribbit" wrong, but it doesn't make much sense.

        • its_forge

          CROTCH.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      For the love of Lauren (<3<3<3), stop doing that FIRST crap!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • desertsteel

      This is your Mom….
      I told not to speak with your mouth full….spit that penis out.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002805373080 Perry Duran

      my best friend's mother makes $73 an hour on the Laptop. She has been fired for 5 months but last month her check was $8294 just working on the computer for a few hours. Read about it on this web site <a href="http://nirl.eu/J” target=”_blank”>http://nirl.eu/J

  • FSUmet

    First

    • dukey

      Haha asshole!

    • SKEWED

      #38 You ever been so pissed off…

    • Bobby Bowden

      FSU sucks

  • FSUmet

    Oooor so I thought…

    • http://www.tube8.com Cum_Depository

      That's your problem. You THOUGHT ..

    • FSUmet's Mom

      Don't come home…you've disappointed me for the last time. BTW …your last rent check bounced.

  • mkingston

    third

    • SuperiorTo8

      Oh dear. I think we need practice counting

    • hMMMM

      How did #36 not make it onto the first page of comments? Porter Ellett is fucking kickass awesome. Not only does he play basketball, he was the starting 1st baseman and MVP of his state beisbol tournament. Does all of it right-handed when he was born a lefty

      "An accident when Ellett was 4 rendered his right hand, which was his dominant hand, completely unusable. But it hasn't stopped him from becoming a successful athlete and person. Ellett eventually learned to swing a bat with his left hand — he did it by holding a bat under his chin, tossing a ball into the air, and then transferring the bat to his hand before hitting the falling ball — and years later he has become one of Class 1A's best players."

  • http://www.elpollo.com.pa Arturo

    4th?

    • also Arturo

      We have the same name! Except I post funny comments don't bother with comment placement.

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #29 – It would be difficult to Keep Calm with that laying around.

    • Smuggler

      Sexy fucking tattoo.

    • Mike

      Shit I can't even keep calm looking at it.

    • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposts

      I REALLY … REALLY … would like to leave a few table spoons of my semen in her vagina

    • Jackbenimble

      You know how you can tell its not LG? This one aint swearing an industrial strength push up bra!

      • best tits

        What are you smoking? You're just showing your LG hate all over the site huh? Get off it it low life. No one cares how much that stick up your ass hurts. This is LG and no padded bra needed:
        <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/burn-bra-14.jpg?w=500&h=577"&gt;

      • truthserum

        LG has damn good tits but for all you know this chick is wearing a push up bra herself. A lot of girls, our Chivettes included, were push up bras because that's what chicks do these days. This chick has a shirt on and no pokies showing through. She could very well be wearing a bra or a push up bra.

        Do you know how I know your just another jealous bitch with problems?

    • Bstrong04

      Shit, that is one hot bod. MOAR PLEASE!

  • Ally

    #13 Aww Pedo Bear has a girlfriend?!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      That's what I thought. A VHS cassette on the other hand…..

      • Not first

        Agree.

      • Ally

        I recently found casette tapes I made by recording the radio. Brought me back a little…

        • The_Dood

          I wish I knew where mine went. I had some good tunes!

          • http://ilovebender.com B.B. Rodriguez

            I wouldn't hold out for the Creedence.

            • The Pict

              Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

        • its_forge

          Mm, I had an 8-track recorded on our rock radio station in Orlando before FM had deejays. It was freakin' paradise, nothing but an hour or so of terrific 70s rock and every 10 or 12 songs a voiceover would go "Transmitting from Florida's tallest tower, Solid Gold WDIZ-FM" and then 10 or 12 more frickin' great old tunes.

          • The_Dood

            I actually enjoyed the DJ's on mine, they were from before being a DJ made you a pompous asshole. They just wanted to entertain, the majority of the time with humor…

            • its_forge

              I remember that era too, before the Howard Stern Virus infected everything everywhere. Now our "classic rock" station is **seven hours a day** of these two decrepit old wheezers talking about how they got their intern, invariably named WTF, LOL or OMG, to do something idiotic in public, or making crass jokes about each other's sexual equipment. Frankly I consider terrestrial radio dead now, it's all nothing but unfiltered ass-dump.

    • robo

      my thoughts exactly….must type faster next time.

    • child.molester

      LUCKY BASTARD!!!!

    • Underhill

      I was looking for something else –of course–and found a 3 inch and yes, a five inch floppy disk.
      I had them in my tear-sheet file with a bunch of magazine articles I'd written.

    • DBro

      doesn't know what film is, she's too young for you

    • Tink

      So obviously you aren't with her for her brains….

    • berry

      for sure
      im 18 and even i know what they are

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #33 – Ha! My life story.

    • Jag

      $20?? That was the first budget I adjusted on Mint.

    • crothel

      What app is that? I need that app ASAP!!

      • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposts

        Mint

      • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposts

        MINT

        You fucktard .. check your othe rposts on other pages

        • cum-deposts

          woah, you need a dose of calm the fuck down and chill out in the corner.

    • JHL1

      Refreshing… lol

    • noseface

      wow u must be really hardcore eh?

    • Guest

      Same thing happened to me after paying for my bar exam – I got an alert from my CC company about suspected fraudulent charges on account of my "bar" budget exceeding the limit by $2,500.

      • hMMMM

        another useless lawyer unleashed on society. is it me or is hanging with lawyers the ABSOLUTE WORST??? Always wanna argue about something…

  • Ling

    #17 any smart mom knows you'll be hungry an hour after eating chinese. answer should be no.

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      LMAO .. Is that the same kid who answers the phone for pizza delivery and then drives off in a "little (I use it loosely) plastic wheeled tricicyle?"

    • MatadorPride

      well played, sir

      • Ling

        m'am, actually…

        • Blib

          another reason why people need to retire that "well played sir" shit on the internet.

          • JDB

            Well played, sir.

          • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposits

            Well Played , Sir.

            But I thought Matador Pride was referring to SimonPhoenix's comment. Not Ling. But then again .. leave it to a fuckin' stupid slut bitch to chime in her two cents, thinking it was meant for her.

            Who knows .. it very well could have been directed at her. But unless that "it" was a penis .. and the direct at her not be a comment, but rather a load of sperm .. I don't really give a shit either way .

            • Ling

              curds of sperm…curds

  • Wet_tosti

    #11 what happend with Abe's claws?

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      they're retractable….duh

    • Smuggler

      They're just retracted, silly.

      • Wet_tosti

        Sounds plausible thank you now i can sleep.

  • a_schoenoprasum

    #46

    ahh hell no!

    • Bstrong04

      seems legit

    • Barry

      so how long will you be, ma'am? i need to know for personal hygiene purposes…

  • Finster172

    #43 He spelled "piss on adolescent girls" wrong

    • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.polonowski Joshua Polonowski

      you my friend are a genius.

      • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposits

        I second that. CLASSIC!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      "Rosa Parks has just been hit with a piece of chicken"

      • Duces

        Nice Boondocks reference.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Good catch.

  • http://www.facebook.com/seannyfleming Sean Fleming

    #23
    My favorite contest.

    • R2GFan

      I think I won.

      • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposts

        Won what?

    • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Trollin'_Rollin'

      Yeah .. they are a little "dark" to be hanging out with that pure of a shade of white skin tone.

  • Rihup

    First

    • Woody

      idiot !!!

      • Presto

        wait, the actual first guy sucked more, Rihup took the time to check the pics then type "first"..

    • Truth

      Yeah, he's the first troll……

      Good job!

  • http://www.facebook.com/seannyfleming Sean Fleming

    #4
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Will

    #35

    Yo dawg, this ain't da Mcdonalds!

    • AshTall

      That guy is awesome, you can find him at the Monte Matre in paris juggling soccer balls on his feet and head while suspended on the light post

      • STEELS

        haha ya saw this guy when i was in paris too he is crazy talented

  • mkingston

    #46 – Literasy skills are important

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      This can't be real. But ever part of me wants it to be.

    • Abe Froman

      Literasy skills IS important.

      • mkingston

        Well played sir.

    • Badgerfanz

      CAN I HIRE HER TO BABYSIT THE NEIGHBOR KIDS I HATE SO MUCH?

  • critic

    #13 get your verb tenses right. Moron.

  • Thavut Unchai

    Happy Birthday Marines!

    • http://www.tube8.com forty_mike_mike

      Happy Birthday Devil Dog

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #3 I am seduced.

    • mkingston

      I wish that GIF was an hour long…

      • JROC

        it never ends

    • asdf

      Her tits are not that big… or are they?

      • Fry

        The wonders of the push bra…making the average look huge.

        • ROK247

          if adriana lima is average to you, i'd like to formally apply to be your wingman.

          • teh dude

            he meant her tits. Average size maybe… but as for quality… perfect 10

    • Jason

      Lima is the best.

  • Charlie

    #26

    Yes.. thanks guys… we owe you!

    • http://www.tube8.com Milf_Oh_Honey

      Stop voting Democrat and we will call it even.

      OR better yet .. just stop voting for the same fuckin politician from one year to the next.

      • fuck yourself

        fuck off milf

        • http://www.tube8.com MIlf_Oh_Honey

          I am, right now, as we speaking .. fucking off .. INTO YOUR mother's cunt hole!

          It feels good. We are trying to get pregnate again, because YOU are so utterly fuckin worthless and a ballless, coward.

          So come to Denver, CO .. so I personally curb stomp dick

    • Caleb

      No, we don't.

      • l.p[.

        2nded. fuck those guys.

        • Owen Smithers

          srsly?

        • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposts

          Do you want a crack to the mouth .. you fuckin' liberal, commie, twinkle toe, cock sucker? , pedopohile?"

        • http://www.facebook.com/bill.whittle Bill Whittle

          I have no doubt whatsoever that you two bastards are cowardly enough and especially stupid enough to believe this. So many good men died at your age protecting your right to be insufferable douchebags… I would trade the entire planet of you to get just one of them back.

    • Semper

      And I don't look a day over 24! What's my secret?

      Beer. Lots and lots of beer.

    • Steve

      Thanks for the support!!!

    • Jeremy

      Semper Fidelis Charlie

  • carl

    #3 mmmmmmm

    • carl

      and #23

    • etcrr

      Adriana Lima FTW

  • Moar

    #29 moar !!!

    • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

      Bad Ass, tatoo! What is it of?

      • ROK247

        its a pterodactyl! *CAW CAW*

        • http://www.tube8.com cum-deposts

          LMAO .. It sure is .. that's awesome!

  • yellowjacket

    moar Hope Solo!!

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #39 Very SEXY

    • Mike

      MOAR PLEASE!

    • homerjay

      Needs her own post. Goddamn.

      • Semper

        Seconded!

    • Sergio

      Incredible!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=58203030 Andrew Tarr

      My only regret is that I have but one 'Thumbs Up' to give for this picture…

    • Max

      I can't stop looking

    • Head Chef

      Yup thats one hot bod!!

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