Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • just a black chiver

    Heyy first?!

  • just a black chiver

    22 is Fuckin sweet! Lol

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #22 Patrick Bateman the early years

    • McBeastie

      The dad looks like Donnie Wahlberg.

    • Underbaker

      I was thinking Jason, you never did hear much about his dad after he game him his first axe.

      • Underbaker

        Doh! Make that "gave him his first axe"

    • 4098

      #10 bet he's American. fucking fatasses.

    • varlotto

      "Let's see Paul Allen's Onesie."

  • Still_Counts

    I can relate. Probably the reason why I hate math….

    #14

    • etcrr

      math terrorized me as a kid so yeah I agree

    • Hah

      I hear you bro. I'll have fries with that order.

      • dackjaniels

        i have an exam today.. this picture seems about rightt

    • R2GFan

      You missed a step.

    • Obama 4 Lyfe

      Thats why you will get nowhere in life.

    • wat

      Or the reason you hate math is just that you aren't very smart.

      • Lisa

        or some people are better at math than others and it has nothing to do with being smart or stupid

        • guest

          WRONG. It has to do with effort. Most people don't care enough about math to try to understand it. I've found that concepts are easier to remember if you learn how their derived, as opposed to memorizing formulas. It's not as black and white as "some people are just better".

          • @myawfulroommate

            exactly, I'm dyslexic and I got A's in AP Calculus, put in a little effort it's math it isn't subjective at all

          • hMMMM

            you obviously didn't put forth much effort in second grade English.

    • Lisa

      story of my LIFE

    • Lyrex

      Had an instructor that would make "Other" one of the multiple choice answers.

    • Underbaker

      When they give you the possible answers why solve the problem, just stick each answer in and see if it works

    • Pants

      Fuck algebra in the ass with a dirty pickle I say.

    • SweepGuitarist

      The beauty of multiple choice questions is that the correct answer is already in front of you…

      Also, I'm an engineer so math was half of my college career 🙂

    • prune

      this was the first post i looked at after my calc exam today and i have to say i did this more times then i would have liked.

    • @myawfulroommate

      Did you ever teachers who put "all of the above" BELOW "none of the above" that's fucked up.

  • Wickedslick

    #4 This guys pretty cool…for 1983 that is

    • Herro

      … Rufio?

    • Panama99

      Probably a Business Major now wondering why no-one will hire him……

      • Craigery

        But he has a degree, so he's ENTITLED to a high-paying job!

        • JDB

          No, but he should be "ENTITLED" to not get screwed over by criminal compound interest rates and be a slave for the rest of his life trying to pay them back.

    • Freddy Mercury

      nah. even by 1983, that look had been tired for about 5 years.

  • Jonathan

    #9 This guy doesn't need a Slapchop…

    • http://www.facebook.com/will.moog Will Moog

      I'm pretty sure that is the owner of ColdSteel Knives. I've met him. He's kinda intense. He told a stewardess on a flight that TSA could take his knives but they could never take "These!", as he held up his hands.

      • ThatGuy

        What a champ.

      • sadman

        Coldsteel is where meat goes to die.

    • fed

      this is badass and perfect for anger management. you chop some meat with a two-handed sword and then have a bbq…

    • No-Name

      Ah, zweihanders. You haven't seen badass until you seen a guy doing pullups with the blade! If only I had the money to get a Cold Steel sword, or at least the silver tongue to convince my family to give me one for Christmas!

    • TylerV

      "You're telling me that pork sword can pop a balloon?"- Daniel Tosh

  • just a black chiver

    Sorry meant #12!

  • art

    #7 He said he'd be back… but he came back gay

    • mopery

      Brutal..

      • Gixxer

        Still not as gay as twilight!!!

        • bob lee swagger

          You're gay for bringing up twilight out of nowhere

          • Gixxer the 2st

            Still not as gay as Twilight!

            • Canada

              2st??

              • iAm

                1rd!

          • Red

            agreed. bunch of full grown men who constantly bring up Twilight for no reason? gay.

    • phdonme

      Impossible…The Terminator has no sexual orientation….

    • Sundog

      Nah. It's just proof that Arnie's Grandma knits.

  • FloppyRocks

    #24 Tomorrow is Friday!

    • Blah

      Awesome my daily morning show in Australia made the Chive.

    • Obama 4 Lyfe

      Yea. Thats right. Friday usually comes after Thursday, dick.

      • No-Name

        Who pissed in your coffee?

        • drew

          I don't pee in your coffee, so don't put creamer in my pool.

      • Mr. H

        hate this kind of a-holes who cant get a joke right… CHIVE UP A-HOLE!!

  • Frank

    #24 I LOL'd.

    • penis

      You laughed out louded… hmmm

      • phdonme

        I "Laughed out Loud"

    • emilie

      Cheered me up tons 😀

    • Dizzy

      Made me smile! 🙂 I want to be excited about something like that! 🙂

    • Red Rabbit

      Isnt this the tard that tried to joke with the Dalai Lama and fell flat on his face?

      • PeaJay

        Dunno, but he did host the show drunk as a skunk the night after an awards ceremony…

        • In the corner at 3AM

          Wow, he must be a semi-functioning alcoholic. I was impressed how well he kept it together. He looks like a lot of fun.

      • Lyndoag

        Ha ha, yep! Gotta love the idiots who host Australian news programs.

  • stiffler

    #17 I have a carrot for you…

    • eclipze

      I LOL at your comment.

    • Dr. Copper

      So, what are you saying? That you have an orange d*ick? You might want to get that checked out.


      …Bazinga!

      • Brutal Deluxe

        He's Tommy Lee

      • JHL1

        Sheldon is Dr. Cooper.
        Copper is an element.

        You are no Dr. Cooper. "Bazinga".

    • ROK247

      *baby carrot

    • lonin

      I guess I'm into furries now…

  • etcrr

    making the most out of a bad situation like a Boss #15

    • That guy...

      spraying water into the fellows window like a douchebag #15

    • DemonIAm

      is it wrong that I was hoping for him to faceplant into a car?

  • Spege

    #8 is a nice place in switzerland http://www.aescher-ai.ch/

    • ThatStatGuy

      Thanks for the link! I was curious where it was located.

  • Drex

    #1 weird place to take a nap

    • Mr. H

      fuck it, I do what I want

    • johnson

      KL Tower, Kuala Lumpur Malaysia

  • etcrr

    #11 not me no way

    • Underbaker

      If we can just get the guy on the bottom it will be 2 for 1.

    • Sad is Sad...

      Stan – you have +2 points next to all of your old comments. It's pretty obvious that you sign in and out of both profiles and thumb your own comments. I mean, 1,634 comments in 2 weeks?!?!?!?!!? Holy fucking shit, dude….

  • just a black chiver

    Hey did anyone notice the Fuckin ad for curing ibs in a matter of days on the mobile version of the Chive? Yes that’s what i need after scrolling dma. .Ill cure for my uncontrollable shitting fest…how did they know?!

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    #5 Best. Costume. Ever.

    • Rollout25

      When I think you can't do anything dumber you do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!

      • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

        They probably get 70 miles to the gallon on that hog.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          I spent my life savings turning our van into a dog.

          • Eh.

            It's a shaggin wagon!

  • acash

    #23 C.K.?

    • ThatSpellsDICK

      D.I.?

    • woolanoow

      C.K. indeed my friend.

    • bob lee swagger

      No shi* sherlock.

    • shhbabies

      what…exactly is he doing though?

      • Zero00430

        I was wondering the same thing.

      • mouchette

        being bored

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      Go see his act…It will be the best 30 bucks you have spent in a very long time

      • SteelCityChivette

        "There's this boy… let's call him jizzandapuss"

  • chetvik

    #9

    greatest butcher shop ever

  • chetvik

    #14
    yeah math tests suck

  • etcrr

    #21 Swiss Family Robinson or the coolest tree fort ever?

    • dorkfish

      I want

  • ejectai

    #24 Looks like someone just listened to the Charlie Chaplin speech.

  • Fahdimus Prime

    #23 def ck

    • Lisa

      good catch there chief

    • Dr_StrangePants

      it is among the Top 10 overused English words on the Internet
      at least spell it correctly

      • hans.

        wat

  • SenorWilson

    #22 Not sure what's scarier… The dads face or the kids.

    • Aliks527

      That kid means some serious fucking business

    • thom

      Or the Dad's capris. Shouldn't have to say this, but guys, Capris are for girls!

  • dashete

    #7 "Say something…"

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