Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • adf

    first

    • anon

      so fucking annoying

      • winfields

        this is true.

      • comment hipster

        I've moved into a special place beyond annoying where it's the thumbs-down brigade who are more pathetic. The people who get so irate by someone clearly trying to irk them.

        That's right, I was annoyed by first when it was still underground.

        • Jinggneiou

          agreed.

    • Bullwinkle

      you win a prostate exam from the wolverine. CONGRATS

    • Jay

      y u so stooopid and try to be first?? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

    • adf's Grandma

      I told your mom to kick your ass out on the street…… The girls at bridge club wanted to know when you're coming over again.

  • damon

    #40

    Save bandwidth, Chive with a friend

    • AssClown

      Who else do you think is taking the photo? 😉

    • Rude Dude

      Save population, drink cum

      • winfields

        not to be gross, but you would need…. ah, nevermind.

    • AaronR

      haha this is so funny! she's my ex, i was just scolling through and couldn't forget that tattoo.

      • Erin

        Your name is Aaron, you have a girl's name, you could never get someone that hot!

        • 65 million

          In England, Aaron is almost 100% without fail a boy's name.

          • Tradat

            Who cares.

          • ScientificBoink

            <killjoy_rant>
            …and literally every English speaking country in the world, most African countries, Israel and otherwise anywhere you'll find large concentrations of Jews and Christians.

            Aaron, being a Jewish male name and adopted by many western cultures, is pretty much guaranteed to be a man's name. not that there aren't morons out there.
            </killjoy_rant>

    • dan

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    • man1

      She can chive with me

  • Myself

    a new comment

  • Reece

    DIBS!

  • Brazzers

    Ya but where is the two pistols girl?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1199130042 Dylan Braun

      we need her back

      • Insanity Wolf

        HUNG ON THE WALL

      • The_Dood

        But certainly not her front!

  • carl

    #16 has a HUGE pu**y

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Fine, it's incredibly small. Happy now, Chivers?

    • fatcat

      Do ….not…want …to…see….litter…box

  • http://www.brandonloyd.net Vicarious_Ink

    #17 – Is what happens
    #44 – Is what ensues after the fact.

  • Dave Chapelle

    #25 – i'm rick james, bitch !!

    • Catalyst

      Dave Chappelle hates you

    • lonin

      What did the 5 fingers say to the face?

    • D.J.

      Fuck your couch!!!

    • TobiasFunke

      Darkness!!!!

    • JHL1

      I'm Eddie Murphy bastard!

    • Smuggler

      Where's the darkness?

    • beat rice

      unityyyyyy!!!!!

    • EFP

      that was, coooold bloooded!

  • tyler

    Anybody else stuck on #37 ?

    • boatin

      YES. MOAR!

    • tralfaz

      That's the right way to use the force.

      • winfields

        what happened to her boobs!

    • Cando

      I'd tear that up too

    • Ronnald

      someone needs to poop more often….

    • LoupFer

      Yeah! Took me 20 minutes to escape. Thanks for trapping me again!

    • Bryan

      But who is she? What is this from? Does she get naked-er?

    • B.J.

      Source?

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      This is what it's from: http://vimeo.com/7447476

    • sfhsfhsfhfsdhs

      If we were stuck, we would be reading the comment section, Dolt!

    • scotty

      Didn't make it. I was stuck on #29

    • A2_tha_MFK

      I hear ya!

  • http://www.facebook.com/seannyfleming Sean Fleming

    #27 KEEP THE HAIR!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/seannyfleming Sean Fleming

      sexy sex hair is sexy.

    • myself

      I agree. Your hair is phenomenal.

    • Cara

      Speaking from experience, you'll regret it.

    • Da Bulls

      For the love of all that is holy, keep the hair.

    • rtaylor12

      you have beautiful hair, keep it while the keeping is good

    • Julio Minombre

      Hope she's trimmed the bush in the last 5 years.

    • jaydub

      if hair goes, after photos must ensue….just sayin

      • The Pain

        Even if hair doesn't go, moar pictures must ensue

    • mouchette

      I think she'll keep it now.

    • Maynard B.

      Please don't cut it.

      • jesse

        get a mullet, all the cool kids at my school in Oklahoma have one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/gregisgreg Greg Lee

      long hair is beautiful, do you not watch anime?

      • shoop de doop

        no.

    • Wolfman FaceBeard

      5 long years and that's all there is?
      not really that much,
      so you're better off leaving it alone

      • SammyBoy

        Ive been growning my hair for about 5 years, mines even shorter…though i havent even had one single trim..

    • yzerguy

      Amazing HAIR, pls pls pls don't cut it. GORGEOUS!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jacko50 Sam Jackson

      Please keep it! There is nothing better than long blonde hair.

  • Poonchinello

    This randomness appears daily. Usually in the afternoon.

    • bobby

      thanks cap'n obvious

      • Poonchinello

        You are most welcome! I have been sent to this planet to help all in need.

    • yup

      Almost worthy to be printed on a T-shirt.

  • pedro

    dang #29

    • barabotz

      where is that from? I am assuming a show or movie.

      • Jay

        Its from True Blood

      • robin

        That is from the HBO series True Blood. That's Jessica, and she is smokin hot.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I agree with Pedro but I will not vote for him

    • Ramrod

      I know what you mean…she needs a tan

    • swenka

      What is it from? I can't remember….

    • jarred

      where is this from seriously?!?!?!

    • True Blood Fan

      Anyone know wear this is from?

      • meh

        haha true blood fan "anyone know where this is from?"

    • JHL1

      It's from Twilight

    • Chesty Laroo

      Anybody know… how to click the replies and see if someone has posted where this is from before I post a question asking where this is from?

      • abcdefg

        It's from True Blood

    • witf

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  • nnn

    #16 photo from washington DC

    • drew

      To make that statement true, the animal needs a top-hat and monocle.

  • hater

    #49. Best for last!

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      Indeed best for last, so here is my gift for you, yet another last! The fullsize: http://www.tasoeur.biz/images/2011/10/11/shay1.jp

      • Lowrent75

        Your are a gentleman and maybe a scholar.

      • ROK247

        so hi-res it feels like i can just curl up under there and take a nap

  • Itsa me

    #31 TINA COME GET SOME FRIKKIN HAM

  • zgriffin22

    #11 Next step, play battlefield 3 while flying in a superhornet

    • sheoncebelieved

      I'm pretty sure nobody "Reads" the Chive. Buy you sir, are a Bad Ass mofo!!! Thank you for all you do.

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      Flying a hornet while in a hornet? Inception

    • JHL1

      I really wish you would be a little more careful in the plane that I paid for.

      • Jason

        came here to mention the tax dollars and saw your comment

      • teh dude

        From the looks of his helmet reflection, hes flying in the F/A-18F, which is a tandem seat varient. He is probably the weapons system officer.

        • Bubba

          God I hope he is.

  • jason

    #46, #47

    You have amazing morning boobs

    • Remy

      After 15 minutes I finally noticed webcambodia in #47 .

    • theonehodge

      What happens on Tuesday?!

      • Unfkngblvbl

        hopefully she cleans up that fucking room

    • Browie Huno

      46 and 47 aren't the same girl.

      46 is my sister. 47 is not.

      • JROC

        yo bro… not cool

      • kaidoh101

        your sister is hot

    • Darkside

      Where are these Chivettes when it comes to the comments?? Speak up for your bewbs.

    • mouchette

      Black Iphone to white Iphone.

      • EstebanDeBaby

        Glad another smart person noticed this one. I'd take white iPhone chick

    • guest

      and apparently an I phone that changes colors

    • jonnilightnin

      #46 Is blasphemy, one more piece of evidence showing that NY always trying to be lik L.A

    • Bstrong04

      How do you live in such a dirty room?

  • http://terrellpryorstattooartist.wordpress.com terrellpryorstattooartist

    First?

    • Random Black Guy

      Fail

  • stiffler

    #40 can we please DAR together? everyday?

  • Anonymous

    I stared at #37 for a long, long, long time.

  • AssClown

    #22 Yeah, she's really anal…

    • Verbal_Kint

      Award winning in fact…

      2010 AVN Award for Best Anal Sex Scene – Anal Cavity Search 6

    • AssClown

      Do your bum still hurts?

    • rtaylor12

      there is a big uproar about her reading at schools, but she can read to me anytime

    • lonin

      #23 Absolutely NOT A BIG DEAL.

      • winfields

        exactly, she's mainstream (ish) now anyway.

        • anon

          and unfortunately does do porn anymore

          • anon

            doesn't*

      • mouchette

        She was super hardcore too.

      • Hwap

        No not a big deal at all……….. Until some net savvy 3rd grader googles her and finds out that women can have sex with 15 men at once with double anal double vaginal and a huge rod rammed down their throat. That is something I AM SO GLAD I DID NOT KNOW AT 8.

      • goodfella4life

        I was more bothered when I saw Madonna reading to kids.

      • Anjin-San

        I thought she was anal……phabet

  • jasgat66

    #10 Pretty much sums up my Monday at work today…

  • Wright

    #13, #14

    Only Tony Stark can accurately sum up how hot that girl is

    • love you

      She's hot, but why has she put her fucking teacup on the motherfucking table when there is a holymotherfucking saucer right there. GODDAMIT. /OCD

  • Doofenshmirtz

    #13…Drop Dead SEXY!

    • miles.v

      Antonia Malm seems to be a swedish model

  • Çreep

    #39 good girl

    • http://www.facebook.com/delbif Daniel Feldman

      Two possible explanations for this comment:
      1. You got the number wrong and meant #37 or #40 (please god not #38).
      2. Some crazy kind of prison innuendo.

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