The male duckface is how one becomes the ‘Emperor of all Douchebags’ (30 Photos)

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  • Yessirr

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIIIIRREE!!!!

    • B45op

      fire might not do it bring in the nukes!

      • TGor

        I don't even know if that will cut it. We should build a Death Star, destroy the planet, then fire at the Sun and make it go supernova just to make sure.

        • 09324

          you people are trying too hard.

          • http://www.analdestruction.com Guesty

            You are NOT trying hard enough to kill yourself.

            PLEASE go rinse your mouthout with a loaded revolver. Seriously .. I HATE YOU AND THAT CUNT OF A MOTHER slut bitch THA SPEWED you forward on this DUCKFACE HATIN' planet.

            FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FATHER .. AND FUCK DUCK FACES .. YOu cock sucking scum bag, puke pile, piece of wasted semen ..

            AAAAGHGHG . .i FUCKING HATE you .. ALL OF YOU .. and the entire Duck Face Naiton ..

    • The Chivery

      What douchebags? All I saw were my fellow Chivers.

      Chive on!

  • Anonymous

    This is also known as a list of people who I would like to hit in the face with a spiked bat.

  • DCbag

    Fith!

    • Not first

      Spelling is hard.

      • Catalystika

        Seriously. What were they saying? First? Fifth?

        • DCbag

          Now you don't know where I'm coming from! lol

  • matt

    has to be the gayest thing ever!!!

    • pjsupremex

      nah, that's twilight

      • Red

        almost as gay as being a full grown man who brings Twilight up when it's not topical……

    • Claude M.

      most of 'em are heterosexual. So really, like this crap, like murder, rape, drug abuse, crime, is really straight.

    • D-Rex

      yep, i think i just threw up in my mouth.

  • SmhToolbags

    All of these little girls love the penis.

    • andfukyamoms

      its funny cause most of them are actually fags

    • andfukyamoms

      chivers. fags. same thing.

  • joe

    wat bunch of assholes!!!!!

    • An Average Chiver

      asshole! where!?! i must deploy my micro-peeny!!!

  • R2GFan

    Mother of God! Carpet bombing New Jersey may be the only cure. Kill the source of the virus and send a message to anywhere it thinks of spreading to.

    • Streetsweeper

      You do realize that most of their kind come from NY, not NJ. They just like to vacation in NJ.

      • guest

        haha, nobody likes to vacation in NJ

        • guest

          the visit the beaches asshat.

  • Bubba

    Chive, why?

  • Astromek21

    Ugh. Worse than hipsters.

    • truth

      #19 is a duckfaced hipster.

      • notrealtoosureyet

        That's it. Now we're all fucked.

      • Mik

        Oh my God, they're breeding

  • whodat

    Complete fail post.

  • Anonymous

    What a bunch of days

  • KillinTime

    It’s funny how the gays and the douchebags make the same face now a days.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=722809282 Oliver Vorian Wang

    #25 is that even a gu-

    oh dear god no

    • SolidusSnake420

      No sir, that is not a guy. That right there is an oversized douchebag.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        if it had tits and no facial hair it would certainly be hard to tell though

    • Catalystika

      That's even worse than the… person… from Tokio Hotel.

      • Herp Derp

        my thoughts exactly!!! that homo looks even worse than the biggest homo ever.

        • Gogalcock

          dumbasses. he is a tranny, most of these guys likly are, and the rest are obviouslly gay. so this post is silly, and has disturbed me,.

    • mouchette

      don't forget #17

  • burningeyes

    Can we please keep these pictures on theBerry

    • Stinkeye

      This is damn near a PSA on ending duckfaces everywhere.

    • fieryredheadkate

      NOOOOOO We dont want this shit on the Berry either

  • Anonymous

    I think 99% of those are gay

  • Jay_Harvey

    omg #8 best mullet ever!

  • Lulatsch

    #30

    IS THAT BEN STILLER?

    • iAm

      how can you even be in doubt?

    • Dunderfart

      I believe that is what they call "the Magnum".

      • nepster

        This is OBVIOUSLY Blue Steel.

        • Ninja47

          Might be Ferrari or La Tigra

        • TobiasFunke

          Blue Steel isn't ready yet

          • teh dude

            All these posts had me on the floor

    • Kenny

      um no, that is Derek Zoolander

    • jellop

      nay, that is zoolander.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Sean Connery

  • Anonymous

    What a bunch of fags, (auto correct)

  • http://twitter.com/KevinAliJames Kevin James (@KevinAliJames)

    Thank you all you morons that watch Jersey Shore. Now we have a whole army of you clowns out there. Just ruined my day.

  • Booblick

    Whoever says they wouldn't bang them all are lying. All those chicks are crazy hot!!!!!!

    • Upside Down

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • iAm

    i wish i could pull off that look, but i don't own enough gel or orange cream..

  • Gman

    # 30
    Blue steel….classic…..everyone else….douchebags

    • Orcslayer

      ZOOLANDER

  • Anonymous

    Biggest douche of them all BEN STILLER I HATE THAT FUCKING GUY!

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Nothing a cricket bat can't fix

  • Pookie

    Wait….some of these where guys?

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