Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • bubba357

    pretty sure the guys in Albania will read this.

    • Jerry Sandusky

      #16 That just got me from 6 to midnight…

      • Funnyshit

        Sorry dude. I thumbed down your comment before I read your name.

    • thatoneguy

      REDDIT

    • harryones

      Albanian chivers unite.

      • Me.

        Here I was thinking im the only Albanian Chiver. It feels good not to be alone!

        • 904t098u

          oh no. you mean there's lame-asses like you ALL OVER THE WORLD?

  • Still_Counts

    "OHH SHIIiiiiiT!!!!"

    #8

    • Kodos

      there will be blood

      • BType13X2

        5-6 broken bones minimum.

    • VanIsleChiver

      Amazes me what young folks can do with their motorbikes and boards….amazing and obviously dangerous/painful too but awesome to watch

    • T-dog

      Danny Way …Legend! And no broken bones off that one I believe! The man is a fucking machine!

      • St. Dog

        I still have the Magazine this shoot is from, he also bomb drops from a helicopter into that half-pipe, Danny Way is legend!

  • At Last!

    #23 MJ, is that you?!

    • Mr Jefferson

      No… that's ignorant… that's ignorant…

      • CuriousGeorge

        Funny, for those who get it.

        Very funny Mr. Jefferson, but I'm not sleeping over.

      • SpacemanSpiff

        Stop tumbing down Mr. Jefferson!

        That's ignorant! 😀

    • kunty

      was thinking the same fucking thing as soon as i seen it

    • Sean

      Almost white enough!

  • Anonymous

    #13 keep having sex strictly with other girls; the gene pool is no place for the likes of you.

  • Dragonman

    #13 pure win

    • crazydog

      I have never laughed louder

      • frank

        TRIBADISM!!!

    • Dr. Acula

      someone make a picture of two bagels bumping

    • mrs. Garrison

      scissor me timbers

  • 1st

    Morning suuuuuccckkks, but this helps alot. Thanks Chive!

    • huh

      Your face suuuuuccckkks too

  • poopaloop

    #19 head gets bitten off by jumping shark in 3…2…1…

  • Robozombiejesus

    #12 Optimus just saw the "I'm a banana" video

  • TheMoose03

    #6 Cool dog. Mine just eats, sleeps, and shits.

    • huh

      What, she doesn't even make sandwiches for you, I'd get a new one mate.

  • Yeaah

    #1 Angus Young, young.

  • morningwood

    #2 chicks as superman and batman…hilarious.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Shouldn't they be in the kitchen making hero sandwiches?

      • Mister

        Well, no other reply to this comment is going to beat that, bravo MonkeyMadness sir.

        • Luis

          Every hear of Batgirl and Supergirl????

          • Chech

            Ever hear of correct grammar?

          • Funsize

            Fucked 'em both…true story.

            • huh

              So which one of your hands is batgirl and which one is supergirl

  • n word jim

    #3 so cool

  • SlackerX

    12th

    • huh

      sloppy seconds is bad enough, but coming in twelfth will be like throwing a mini hotdog down a corridor

      • Jen

        if you're gonna tell lame jokes, at least come up with them on your own.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jacko50 Sam Jackson

    #17 clearly overcompensating for something

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

      enough money for jet engine…still drives on spare tire

      • huh

        enough time to come up with witty comment…still uses pointless comment

        • 09438

          agreed.

  • Z_b

    #3 Isn't there chlorine inside the pool? is it safe to drink from there?

    • keepinitreal

      Tragically each year, thousands of children and all pets die from drinking pool water.

      • keepingitreal

        Tragically each year, thousands of pointless comments by anon are posted on the chive.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #18 cool!
    Am I still on page 1? I don't care about any other pages, just page 1 will do.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      #10 is pretty cool too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17815425 Adam Purcell

      First time I've ever seen Paula without any likes or dislikes, remarkable. Of course, that will probably change in a few seconds.

    • TheAndychrist

      Way to bogart my style.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Your…. style?
        Anwywaysies; no. I'm unique. Just like everyone else.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • tara

      what was this demonstration for??

      • Jack Knife

        Occupy Greenland

  • dashete

    #4 So true. But on The Chive that square on the right's a little high.

    • Catence

      ain't that the truth haha

      • SoCalVal

        win

    • CLARK FUCKING KENT

      I don't get it

      • EFP

        ass bro, ass.

  • Yup

    #11 That guy is not funny at all, but he is one lucky mofo and I am envious.

    • Steverino

      Totally agree…did you see Arthur? I lasted about 20 minutes before violently vomiting.

    • jordan

      why couldn't her gun have been real and loaded?

    • T-dog

      I love Russell ! lol He's one lucky bastard!

    • Nooooooooooo

      he's no less talented than she is.

      • Simon

        Any guy who can motorboat Katy Perry anytime he feels like it wins a measure of respect from me.

  • myself

    #24 Badass old men are badass.

    • ElBrandO

      Rarely do you find someone in their natural element like this, let alone two.

  • Anonymous

    #3 Australian for beer?

  • Jonathan

    #20 Great idea!

    • Dan

      If you use Axe, are you old enough to drink beer? My teenage boys think it is the best!

      • huh

        Do you got to Penn State?

    • schmielllssson

      why cant they just use the shelf next to it??

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #10 Woah! Are you F'N kidding me.

    • blueoceanboy

      The French are many things, crazy lunatics are one of them.

      • John N

        Ah the joy of being deployed in the Ivory Coast….

    • al bondigas

      stone balls

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    #14 Beyond frightening.

    • tara

      blending in…… your doing it wrong

  • yoddle

    #14 is that from the new Ed Hardy collection ?

  • riot

    #21 kinda feels the same way when i'm commenting and submitting stuff.

    • some-dude

      They're both speaking to things with heads full of air. What's the difference?

      • Insomnia

        Lol clever

        • Narcolepsy

          Lol not clever

      • Pear With A Mouth

        i love how nearly EVERYONE is gonna vote some-dude's comment up, but NO ONE thinks they'd be one of the "air-heads". LOL WUT?

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