Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Paul

    Shit, what time is it?

    • HG Markus

      DAR time!

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Must be time to go home!

    • Soft Taco Juice

      Where is Mind the Gap Monday?

      • pooh

        where indeed

    • ROK247

      stoner bashin' time!

    • Spt

      Early DAR time.

    • B. Stinson

      It's time for Bubble Guppies!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy D Warren

      ADVETURE TIME!!!!

    • Christian Lander

      #37 Stuff White People Like # 52, Sarah Silverman

      White people love to laugh, so it’s no surprise that some of the funniest people in the world are white! But do not believe that white people find all types of humor funny. BET Comicview for example is not considered funny, and white people generally get little to no enjoyment out of the program.

      The easiest way to find out if a comedian is approved by white people is to see if they get mentioned on music blogs or have ever given an interview where they talk about how much they love The Magnetic Fields, Of Montreal, or The Shins. But this does not guarantee white acceptance.

      If the topic of comedy comes up, the best thing to do is talk about how much you love Sarah Silverman. White people can’t get enough of her!

      Her whole shtick is about saying really offensive things! But it’s ok because she’s pretty and has a small voice so it all sounds so cute! Get it? It’s not offensive, because when she says racist or sexist things she knows they are offensive. So it’s ok.

      Much as white women will say that John Stewart is their perfect man, it is fully acceptable and encouraged for white men to say that Sarah Silverman is their perfect woman.

      Sarah Silverman is also considered an “alternative comic” which essentially means she is universally loved by white people, but not enough so that she can be a movie star.

      Other acceptable ‘alternative’ comedians: David Cross, and the Comedians of Comedy (Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, and Zach Galifinakis).

      Also acceptable: Any comedian who shares your ethnicity.

      WARNING: under no circumstances should you EVER list Dane Cook as your favorite comedian. The wrong kind of white people like him. And mentioning him will cause white people to lose all respect for you.

      • Chris

        who is this Sarah Silverman, person?

      • thatoneguy

        too long. not funny.

        • Guesty

          figures. chivers are too stupid to laugh at anything that's more intricate than a dick joke.

          • Jen

            yet you frequent this site more than 98% of the people here. You're really not that cool, Guesty…

      • Paul

        LOUIS CK for the win

    • ScientificBoink

      no. it's…

      stop! hammertime!

  • rod

    second!

    • Darkside

      Hey, #28, good luck with that diabeetus!!

  • abc

    #1 still drives better than a woman…

    • butt lovin

      amen to this brother

    • just sayin

      The number of "thumbs up" is an indication of lack of actual girls on this site.

    • Jennifer

      -_-

    • monoxxide

      you bet he does even with help from his seeing eye dog ridin shotgun

  • Allen

    #7 Yes Please

    • That guy

      x2

    • Dick Salad

      I'll have what her shorts are having!

    • Dr. Al Koholic

      Twins Basil Twins

      • Too many chivers

        Eww gross what are attractive women doing on here? I want fat bitches.

    • argelinius

      where do I can find the photosoot???!!!!

      • Chris

        I think they are the Davalos twins. don't shoot me if I am wrong, heck they are worth a Google anyhow. haha

    • J_DREAD

      Absolutely gorgeous!

  • Craig b from CT

    #44 FTW!!!!!!

    • MC Hammer

      Can't thumb-up this picture enough.

    • bob

      Who is this

      • TheJig

        Charlotte Herbert.

        She's British and ridiculously awesome.

        • 2drunk2frag

          ctrl-c, ctrl-shft-n, ctrl-p, boner!

        • JHL1

          Also goes by Chad Suicide on suicide girls

      • happytraveller71

        You can see more of her here http://charlotteakachad.tumblr.com/

        • SwingoutScott

          THANK YOU! (I'm just commenting so I can remember to come back later.)

        • http://www.facebook.com/james.dibley1 James Max Dibley

          Heads up, NSFW.

          • DeDav

            NSFW MY ASS! THERE'S AN OWL ON THE FIRST PAGE! THAT'S SAFE IN MY BOOK!

    • Jag

      Dishes, you're doing it right.

    • fritz müller

      I give you: THE FOAM BRA!

    • Dick Salad

      perfect…. gap… nuff said

  • Amelia

    #25 Oh I bet you could.

    • Jag

      And it'll count as a vegetable!

    • Dr. Al Koholic

      Paula strikes again!

    • the_mike

      Wait, that isn't a kitchen…

    • Tri140point6

      imagine the sress that poor bed is under……ccreeeeeekkkkkkk

  • HG Markus

    #27 a header, you're doing it wrong

    • Jed

      Nailed it!

    • Jim

      Looks like an early, unsuccessful Firefox logo

  • RatedR401

    Early DAR is a gift bestowed from God!

  • HobbesTiger

    #44 We need a bucket of water, STAT!

    • Wisco

      Whats the tattoo in the land down under?!

    • Tri140point6

      darn those long lasting scrubbing bubbles

  • LisaG

    Early DAR?? Throwing me off! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FORWARD TO NOW!? 5 O'CLOCK IS STILL SO FAR AWAY!

    • theyhateme

      wo the fuvk dumb ass bitch its 8'54pm derp

      • Byrne0ut

        your an idiot. You know the earth is round and there are things called time zones. And also please learn the english language before you attempt to belittle some one.

        • WSU

          You're

          • Byrne0ut

            Thank you. I still didn't come off as big of a douche as the other guy. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

            • Jen

              I don't know…at least he's not pretending to be all righteous like you. Your vs. You're…shouldn't that be more like an instinctive thing by now? I can't remember the last time I got those mixed up…

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #19 #20 #21

    Thank Coast Guard 🙂

    #7 #11 # 44 #47

    There is a god

    • Tri140point6

      clearly there are some Goddesses as well

    • Connor MacManus

      That coastie is a cutie. #19

  • Bsween.

    Your iphone app isnt loading. The one i paid for.

    • robin

      my iphone app doesn't load often. and I was so excited. meh.

    • ---

      mine does the same ALL the time

    • John

      We're on it, buddy

      • Jen

        are you going to refund my .99 cents???

    • P.T.Barnum

      There's one born every minute.

  • MEH

    Who is #42?

    • mer

      find her

    • David

      Shes shopped

      • bunedoggle

        The video ain't shopped…

    • Rob

      It's Nigella Lawson. She's not shopped.

      • Rob

        Or not lolz.

    • bunedoggle

      Hannah Vanessa

      • morebeer

        I'm guessing her popularity has nothing to do with her singing ability

        • DPH

          Thank god for a mute button!

          • Iokobos

            I thought that commercial had died a swift death then they BROUGHT IT BACK damn them



            KNOW MY PAIN

    • Mike

      Wait till she pops a kid. Fuckin park a truck up there. This is not attractive. Ned to think what she is going to lolok like in about 10 years when you divorce her becasue she can't fit through the front door.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560905405 Scott Walsh

      A fat ass, that's who.

    • http://twitter.com/TheDJ_Llama @TheDJ_Llama

      Zooey Deschanel

  • IndyGirl

    Checked 4 clocks before I realized that DAR is early…VERY early

  • jlee

    #22
    Those dudes look prettayy tough.

    • Vlad

      can't imagine they are very nimble target though…It'd be harder to hit an elephant….

    • Red

      They look fat and stupid too.

    • mikey

      Spike Lee's parents on his conception night…

    • TonyGuy

      Didn't look to see if someone else left this joke, but….

      Reader's Digest?

  • Robert

    Can you imagine the HJ on #34??

    • https://www.facebook.com/pctechjunkie429 Kyle White

      If that pic is real, she would probably break your dick. Hurts just thinking about it, tbh.

    • GlibTongue

      Your dick would be ripped off.

    • Byrne0ut

      do a google images search for the name Jenny Poussin that is in the bottom left corner of your picture. You can thank me later.

      • SimonPhoenix

        Thank You

      • thepoopsmith

        thank you

      • Dan

        bottom right*

        • Byrne0ut

          Yea I caught that but it was too late to edit. I will forever live in shame. Just enjoy the goddamn pictures.Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

      • Anon

        Why thank you for that?

    • TRXDOUT GRAND V

      NO….Just NO

      signed Peter Gryphan

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      He's doing a good job hiding his dick in this picture.

    • Soy
  • ATXVince

    #44 You take a break and let me help you with that…

  • chrisdg74

    Holy shit, DAR's early today. (not that I'm complaining).
    And, yes, I DID read #43 wrong.

    • grunt87

      yup, same here! that is crazy!

    • Lisa

      i had to read it 3 times before i figured out why i was reading it wrong

    • James

      No me…it was written wrong 🙂

  • wyfair

    #36 #44 Early DAR is early… and awesome!

    • maboze1x

      #36 There are a lot of drummers in this band! 🙂

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001597163874 Jorge Cubillo

    I want whatever the Chives drinking to make the go fastxD

  • Ian.

    every time there are star wars related photos, I want to watch star wars #30 #46

    • Han Solo

      I actually find that picture above vader quite disturbing..

  • Carlos

    EARLY DAR = MIND BLOWN

  • timmytooth

    #35 literally made me lol

  • Rose3191

    Don't lie, you read #9 in a pikachu voice

    • knotmee

      not lying, i don't even know what a pikachu voice sounds like. nerd.

    • Seldi84

      I did, And it was the sound of his voice when he does a thunderbolt too.

    • Sad Face

      You are amazingly hot… that is all.

    • Underbaker

      I did and just realized he must be Hispanic because he clearly says Peek A Chu.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      They are in my head. That's off putting.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      am i the only one who didn't?

  • dingdong

    #48 saves the best for last

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686232240 Jvee Veneracion

      Kinda made me wish it was 'Burn your Bra'

    • Matt

      Saves the best for the commenter above you. Dear LORD Rose is hot!!

      • SimonPhoenix

        Rose who?

      • http://www.facebook.com/urriah.aguilera Urriah O. Aguilera

        good sir, can you kindly inform us of her details… mainly the name.. thank you in advance..

    • Fish On

      #48 is giving me chills. She reeks of sex

      • Brother M.

        …says the virgin.

      • driz

        FIND HER GOD DAMNIT!!! 6 TO MIDNIGHT! OHHH RIIIGHT

    • swenka

      MOAR!!!

      • Bud

        The fact that a MOAR request didn't show up until the very bottom of the first page of comments is a travesty.

    • somos

      Really disturbing. I love that face … mmmm … I would make you scream baby …

      • Morgan Freeman

        yea I bet you would make her scream. Cutting someones face off usually makes people scream.

        • JHL1

          Holy Shit! I just read that in Morgan Freeman's voice!

          • Th3_d0n

            i was thinking more Denzel Washington, than Morgan Freeman

      • BOB

        u wish u could make her scream but i bet u everything i own … she wouldn't fuck u if u was the last guy on earth … just saying

    • Tri140point6

      it was soooo worth the wait

    • Gabs

      tjeezes christ, she looks exactly like my gf! I am amazed… She even has that horny look she always does… I am a lucky bastard! ahahahaha

      • Jen

        lol

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