Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevinboutwell Kevin Boutwell


    • Steverino


    • Lono


  • Jesse


  • JD87

    #2 – All Day – Every Day 😀

    • forestchiver

      replace internet with thechive

      • Brad

        replace "internet" with "skyrim"

    • beat rice

      300 pages and an essay to write by tomorrow? there's plenty of time. Internet here i come!

  • NateyTheGreaty

    #7 Would be funny for a while, then it would just piss me off.

    • Spt

      But it would get you out of bed.

      • huh

        unless you shoot it down

    • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

      I had one. It's gets you out of bed, but it doesn't stop you going back to bed right after.
      The worst bit is when the flying bit goes out the window – 5 minute trek to turn off the alarm. After that you figure you deserve another rest…

      • Yeah, okay

        I had one too. It would go off and my cat would freak and bite my feet. Needless to say, it didn't hang around long.

        • Underbaker

          If the cat bit my toe the clock wouldn't have been the only thing flying around the room.

    • WTFurCOUCH

      Garbage; the alarm is too weak. I never woke up until my roommates knocked on my door.

      • JHL1

        ^ I hate roommates like that ^

  • mcsgwigga

    Well thats just awesome, #1

    • Claro Mente

      That's in Villa Escudero Resort, Quezon Province, Philippines. Lunch is served on their waterfall/reservoir.

      • The Janitor

        No 3 second rule if anything falls off the table.

        • I Like Turtles

          Why? It even gets washed for you!

    • etcrr

      nice could be fun

      • hMMMM

        Hi, Stan.

        • hobo with a shotgun

          You could pee without leaving the table. Nice.

  • Yates

    #7 Is the most evil creation I have ever seen.

    • fed

      i heard that there is an alarm clock that has to be thrown against the wall in order to shut it off…i can already picture the holes and broken glass all around my room!

    • huh

      there's one that is on wheels and when it goes off automatically goes somewhere to hide, such as under the bed or cupboard and behind objects.

    • Nro87

      I actually used to have this alarm clock. It was so annoying, but it got me up. That is, until the little ball on the bottom of the helicopter part got lost. That little point at the bottom of the ball is what shuts the alarm off, so I couldn't use it after that. Pissed me off.

  • jcvik92

    #7 want and need, but mostly need

  • Still_Counts

    #25 It'll be better if you burn your bra… and give us some moar!

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #10 is awesome, I miss being a little kid.

    • LLD

      Scary! My daughter got her fingers caught on the edge where the belt goes back underneath – ripped all the skin from her fingers. Luckily it was on the slowest setting. Could have removed her fingers. PLEASE DONT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH TREADMILLS!!!!!

      • The Old

        Yeah. It's all fun and games until someone needs a dermal graft.

  • Bhatzi52

    #17 Real?

    • http://twitter.com/jaczor @jaczor

      Photoshop, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

      • huh

        original jaczor is orignal

    • ThatNorwegianDude

      Google Norwegian bridges and see for yourself mate 😉 or: http://www.norwegianlocations.com/

    • Stein

      Born and raised 10 mins drive from this. Its real, and awesome.
      Autumn storms there really puts hair on your chest.
      @atlanterhavsveien – more og romsdal – norway.

      • Anon

        thats crazy shit. Who decides to build a bride over the maelstrom? Lots of accidents there due to waves?

    • lonin

      Like a bridge over troubled water…

  • Bazz

    #7 I can still sleep through that. Challenge accepted.

  • http://www.facebook.com/prianca.makhena Prianca Makhena

    #25 most depressive statement ever made…ever…

    • huh

      wouldn't DAR is cancelled be more depressive.

    • Gruntface

      But really well said……

  • MrAliasMan

    #4 Priorities… Family pictures.. or……

  • theyellowfever

    Seriously, how did he think that was going to end?

    • Steverino

      I wasn't being very nice. What I meant to say is #23 is a fucking idiot !

      • etcrr

        Dude what were you thinking?, I am going to climb the wall? what an fucking moron

        • Sleep_Salone

          Stanley, c'mon "…an fucking moron"…you are a fucking moron.

  • gotime

    dont get #11 ….

    • jjjurbaad

      jk i do

    • Hey-O

      Trollers gonna trol

    • Me.

      challenge accepted..

  • theyellowfever

    #13 Horrible dick punch waiting to happen.

  • charlie

    #2 The story of my life

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      You left your lady for a dude with a shiny car?

  • Robozombiejesus

    #12 Cloud strife in the later years settled down and opened up a gigantic bread shop

    • Kenny


      • Robozombiejesus

        This is the internet retard. Google that shit

        • Jak

          Best answer of the day!!!

    • mtk

      ahh back to my childhood..thanks 🙂

  • dashete

    #21 If you're going to do the 'Sitting casually on the hood of my car' shot. This is the way.

  • Big Bill


    • BOOBS


      • pooper

        mission hill?

  • Whosthatguy

    #4 And not a single f*ck was given that day…

  • Nanook

    I don't care what "BIMBO'S is, I want to go there. #13

    • derbymon

      I've played that club…it's in San Francisco.

  • nitrox

    #23 WTF ??

    • USAF

      The only conclusion I could come up with is that he was trying to do a break skid but the ground was slick causing him to say "oh fuck". You can see him slam on the petal twice before bracing for impact.

      • Smuggler

        My only conclusion is that he's a fucking idiot.

      • drew

        I was thinking that given the tiny rear tire to larger front tire ratio and the hard weight shift to his back before impact, this darwin nominee was trying to do some sort of ride up/backflip off of this wall. I can't think of any scenario that would end well, though…

    • loves sammiches

      Wall ride…you're doing it wrong.

      • wikisaurus

        Is the trick over?

    • caleb

      Kid just got home, played the shit out of Saint's Row 3 and thought it sounded like a solid idea.

  • Kris

    #7… then go back to bed. This clock underestimates my lack of desire to wake up in the morning.

  • cjwhookid

    #11 Challenge…Accepted?

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