Let no duckface go unpunished (46 Photos)

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Bag for the middle please?

    • hMMMM

      Why would you need a bag for the middle girl….you would actually fuck that?

      • yessir

        Maybe he meant a plastic bag

        • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

          They put a bar across #31, why not a bag over her? I can't stand looking at it.

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  • Whiskyb

    Do people think this looks good

    • Avg Chiver

      What I find funny is that a majority of you douches probably thought these pics were cool a year ago and uploading them to FB yourself.

      • Whiskyb

        Posting dumb pics of yourself on-line is much like a tattoo. Once you do it they are there forever.

      • asdf


      • teh dub


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    • Mister H.

      shh shhh, #31 #38 #39 are allowed to do so…

      • A BiPolar Guy

        I'd let #12 do it

    • SenorWilson

      Not sure why they do it, but this post literally made me see white hot rage.

  • Ally

    #7 You know how I know you're gay?

    • Specks13

      You wear cut off jean shorts with un-scuffed work boots

    • Really?

      Any guy caught giving the duckface should be immediately kicked in his vagina.

    • MylesofStyles

      You comment on a picture of two dudes in a gallery full of scantily dressed women?

      • o.O

        It's a chick that posted ^^

        • MylesofStyles

          The avatar silhouette is that of a male.

          • http://www.facebook.com/allison.duda Allison Duda

            …or a girl with a bob haircut…
            I logged in from facebook, just so there's no confusion..

            • MylesofStyles

              …or a girl who has the silhouette of a dude (it's never cool when you have to guess)…nevertheless, logging on wasn't so hard now, was it?

        • hMMMM

          France was our ally in WWII.

    • thatoneguy

      because they both thought they looked absolutely fabulous in their matching shirts

    • Vanilla Gorilla

      The male duckface…….. I think Twilight has finally met its match! #41

      And #31 is excused for two very good reasons! Take a guess at what they are.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Christ in a sidecar!

  • Dick Folgers

    I hate myself for admitting this, but #26 is kinda cute.

    • tungsten

      only when compared to a horse's ass

    • Dave

      With bonus SJP hump!

    • teh dub

      that's a pretty good shot of Dylan too….

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    That's a horse's ass all right.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435884678 Claudio Andre da Silva

      the one on the left right?

  • Tri140point6

    #4 Wow, a girl who can make a duck face with both her lips and breasts at the same time…I am in love

    • Smuggler

      #4 The girl on the left looks like she wants to eat the camera.

  • Ally

    # 35 Burn it with fire please!

    • #35


      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1435884678 Claudio Andre da Silva

        what about #23? when i saw IT i was like, " JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST" and then "RUN AWAY" in Monty Python style

  • Tri140point6

    #40 I am embarrassed to say that I have done this

    • MojoFilter

      I'd like to do that.

      • ZachBob

        I see what you did there.

    • SenorWilson

      Every 90's kid has done it.

      • Tri140point6

        I was a 70's kid…..just ahead of my time

  • http://www.facebook.com/hardcoredalcour Chris Dalcour

    #31 Correct!!

  • asdf

    Kill them all.

    • hMMMM

      um….Baron Davis' evil twin will kill YOU


  • Holy Hell

    The only acceptable duck face.

    • Da_Boz

      In 100% agreement.

    • mouchette

      #23 and #34

    • 340Swinger

      You forgot #18

  • real talk

    i forgive alot of these

  • Adam

    #31 Beautiful, please find her

    • OhNo

      She's not THAT good looking, she just has a huge rack.

  • misschris

    #27 I can not understand what part of this these chicks think looks good? It's really so fucking retarded, it's infuriating.

    • Bob

      It's crossed the line from duckface into bitter beer face…

      • Georgia

        guuuuyyssss…..it's ok…I'm pretty sure that one's a joke. We can now un-fuck our minds. It's ok. It's ok just as long as you don't look at the other pictures.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ashmeeta.singh Ashmeeta Singh

      I don't get it either. A lot of these girls would look so pretty if they just smiled. This duckface thing has got to go. As for the men who do the duckface… it's completely unforgivable!

  • morebeer

    #27 Face Implosion?

    • gromtown

      this almost qualifies as a bitter beer face

    • Lisa

      i'm not even mad. that's just impressive.

  • Jester

    I say duckface ok as long as you show off your FLBP. #31, Your doing it right!

    • Posted this

      nice fuck'in tits

      • Underbaker

        I am with you Jester, we should also offer amnesty for #4 #12 and #38 as well, cleavage like that shouldn't be punished.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830864 Erik O'Brien

    #11 duckface pardoned

    • kidn

      i am almost certain i know the one on the right.

      • jordan

        thats u unfortunate cause i would only forgive the one on the left

  • chrisdg74

    #31 – I think I could let this one slide.

    • Xsoldier2000

      I see what u did there……

  • dagleja3

    #12, #38 – You are forgiven

    • jared

      I think #38 is Rosie Jones…she ducks it up just because she can.

    • Brian


      Duckface? What duckface?

    • Justin

      Chive needs to find these two ASAP! #12 should be in the next calendar

  • Tri140point6

    #24 Super cute but I can't help but stare at the girl on the magazine cover. Would love a focused closeup

    • VedHead77

      I believe that's Elvira, and I believe she's close to 60 years old. Duckface is never "super" or "cute".

      Enjoy the 60 year-old.

  • Jack_LeMac

    #9 "No thanks I'd rather photograph this fucking lightpost"

  • http://www.facebook.com/shmoo21 Ashley Schmaus

    reminds me of the puffed up lips song

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