So I guess this is what the kids are up to these days (21 Photos)


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  • just a black chiver

    Wooooo hoooo

  • just a black chiver

    Paula is a hottie!!

  • just a black chiver

    And death to beiber and hipsters…

  • Hope Is Lost

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore..

    • Hunter X

      Soon, these kids will vote. Worse, they'll be putting your drive-thru order together.

      • This guy...

        #15 Not the target i had in mind but, eh, what the hell

    • Gona hurt coming out

      #10 To Infinity…and beyond 😉

      • kidn

        i'm surprised it's buzz and not woody..

        • Underbaker

          Buzz comes with a protective suit.

          • :).

            and a little lightbulb that blinks.

    • Dan

      That's exactly what I said.

    • JamieLHi

      Just what I was thinking

    • 340Swinger

      Nice Farnsworth reference.

    • Vanilla Gorilla

      These people will be the end of humanity as we know it!

  • myself

    #1 #4 #15 make me sad for the future.

    • Ashiee19

      #4 is especially disgusting

    • Jennifer

      I'm pretty sure they'll be sad in the future for doing this lol

    • Maytrix

      There's a lot more than just those 3 that should make us sad for the future. A few are funny, but most are just plain sad and disturbing.

      • myself

        Those are just the worst in my opinion.

    • Poontangler

      No way there's a dad in those households.

    • Smuggler

      #15 could be a pathetic teen or a pathetic 40 yr old.

    • LLD

      At least #1 is a fake – you can see the shiny square outline. The others? Yes, I too am sad for the future.

      • TitoRigatoni

        Looks pretty real to me – that shiny square outline is from the lotion they apply over the tattoo, and the square of cellophane they put on over the lotion to protect it. Have you ever gotten a professional tattoo?

  • Rollout25

    #8 #14 I have a friend that was bitching to me that he "had" to spend $200 on 3 new video games and that it's going to be tough keeping up with 3 different story lines in the games. #ToughLifeBro

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686232240 Jvee Veneracion

      First world problems…

    • JT Mo-Nay

      #whitepeopleproblems

      • JDB

        Don't get mad b/c only white people play video games…

        • BigHate

          NBA 2K12 and Madden would like to disagree with you.

      • ecad

        yep. it's tough for white people to go into the kitchen when their roomate has company and they have to introduce themselves while getting a snack. one of the leading causes among caucasian men aged 18-35. lulz.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ajay.dacosta Ajay Da Costa

      you guys know this was a dorkly.com thing right?

    • caleb

      30 and am doing the same thing…..sub in crown royal, sans monster and that other dog shit on the table.

  • well hung over

    #5 So, who hasn't done that.

    • JustJ

      Offered? Or Accepted?

    • Lisa

      hopefully she got the value meal and not just a cheeseburger. otherwise that would be gross.

    • Poontangler

      I'll finger your asshole for some fries.

    • yuh huh

      Looks like she learned it from her older sister.

    • JHL1

      Hey! I've got a double cheeseburger!

  • notyou

    'merica!!!!

    • loso

      Obama's Merica

      • Wookie

        Really? He's managed a lot in such a short amount of time. Especially when I'd put money on some of these kids not even knowing who he is… 🙂

      • Jamie

        That makes no sense.

      • Georgia

        Creating a generation of spoiled idiots takes longer than 2 and a half years, this is not Obama's fault.

    • BigRick69

      Right, the USA is the only country in the world where many teenagers are spoiled and immature. The amount of anti-nationalism going around this country concerns me.

      • JOHN

        word bigrick, word up.

  • fawka wat!!!

    #4 you are too young to have a child……u will regret it…get a good degree, get a good paying job, and have a child dumbass!!!!….wait….you know what!!, go ahead have a kid and see wat happen you fucking spoiled ass little shit…life is going to be really hard on u. I jus feel sorry for the dumb fucking guy who gets u pregnant……have fun.

  • Whosthatguy

    Pretty much all of these made me facepalm.

    • dave

      yeah, me too. sigh.

  • Negron69

    #10 to infinity and beyond…

    • http://www.facebook.com/Gingergreek Pani Booyah

      DAMMIT!!!

    • That guy...

      you are not a space ranger! you are a butt plug…

    • jason in pc

      holy F#ck, feet first? Everyone knows you go in head first!

  • dashete

    One of the funniest, yet saddest, posts ever.
    #21 should be sterilized though, and I'm not kidding at all.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713796627 Spencer Rome

      To be fair, with the state of the American education system he isn't far from the truth…

    • Duvel

      This is why we can't have nice things

      • Sterling Archer

        No, but i'm ok with watching Deliverance on repeat all day. Burt Reynolds is the man!

  • Th3_d0n

    First!

    I guess the next generation after Gen y is Gen Moron.

    • Jonathan

      Wow!!! Claiming first when you're actually 11th… That's a new record!! (Last time I checked, the record was being 6th instead of 1st…)

      • The_Dood

        Thanks for feeding the trolls. Some of them were starting to starve…

      • Homer

        Doh!

    • Smitty

      Nope, they are called Gen XL because they are a generation of spoiled lazy fatties who are getting raised by 'the system,' even though they have real parents.

      The "parents' just can't be bothered to raise them themselves and expect other people to do so.

      • hobo with a shotgun

        Rant fail. Eat a dick smitty.

  • This_Guy

    i think i just lost hope for humanity…

  • Dovahkiin

    #8 Clocked in 40 hours into that game. I'm lovin' it.

    • Nick

      This is actually from dorkly
      http://www.dorkly.com/article/27365/the-real-dang

      and is not real.

    • JDB

      Me too man, I'm at about 48 hours and haven't even done the main storyline.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        I love Skyrim…but hell no would any hands touch a controller while eating all that shit. Cheetos? Worst Gaming Food Ever. 😉

    • Underbaker

      I don't even know what skyrim is, but I desperately want to reach into that picture and flip that second Snickers bar around.

      • swenka

        Elder Scrolls series, if you recognize it that way. Clocked in 45 hours so far.

        But yes, that bar bothers me.

    • Greg

      Haha. Loving the fact there is so many Chive gamers. Ive clocked in more than I care to admit….66 hrs. One playthrough……

  • Wet_tosti

    #1 If that was my daughter i would amputate it …………FROM THE NECK!!

    • Ass Grease

      Now she knows where to cut when Justin Bieber gets a boyfriend.

      • Wet_tosti

        Good one. Touché : )

        • TheAutomaticMan

          if that was your daughter , i would help her lotion her hands…. vigorously

          • jason in pc

            lolz, best troll ever!

  • Jesus Topete

    whats with this younger generation stupidity?there not much younger than my gen. but i dont recall hitting or knowing people hitting those levels of stupid.

    • Lev

      "I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you…" – Grandpa Simpson

    • JHL1

      All generations are this stupid. It's just that it wasn't broadcast because there was no internet and the newspapers and t.v. stations wouldn't show it because they had a minimum level of class.
      Oh, and I love that Grandpa quote Lev.

    • neal

      if you want to recall you being at their level of stupidity, you can re-read your post…it is "they're" not "there"

  • tobi

    My Grandma would say: Baclk in our days kids like that just got a god beating and everything was fine. 🙂

    • tobi

      Spelling 1:0 Me

      • Anon

        you wrote #21 didnt you!

  • chuck

    #5
    …i'd believe it.

    • hMMMM

      hey, I remember this lady…she was the sister of the woman who was banging her husband, but turns out she wasn't really her sister at all b/c she had a penis, then this woman got down on her knees and started to blow said sister/brother, but it turned out that this "lady" was really a hermaphrodite herself so it turned out to only kind of gay but definitely incestuous.

      • chuck

        lets have some quiet time now Mr. "hMMMM'.

  • Joey B

    #14 i wish i could respond to that girl and confirm that she is a stupid spoiled bitch, along with her whole generation

    • BType13X2

      If she was my daughter I'd introduce her to my shut the fuck up rock in a sock.

      • SheratonII

        I laughed. Hard.

        • VJ_1

          Fucking amzing! I almost shot coffee out of my nose!

    • Amber

      As a kid I was given the "oh you haven't grown that much, here is $10 for a new outfit" speech. Woo Goodwill!

      • mouchette

        my experience-uniforms

    • Jay

      Dammit, I accidently negged your comment. I completely agree. I was lucky to get $25 worth of 'new' clothes. I just wore the clothes I had that still fit already.

  • Ass Grease

    Now I understand where the "Occupy" idiots came from.

    • Ezee

      I salute you, good sir!

      • Dick_Hammer

        I second that!

    • Jamie

      That is one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

      • Ferret

        Ignorance runs ramped… example 1 Ass’s comment ,example 2 #17

        • hMMMM

          Example 3 – your grammar

        • JOHN

          I think you meant "rampant." Thank you for proving his point.

  • Dantheloser

    #6 Fuck this, I'm out.

    • Davinport

      tl;dr.

  • Jim

    #5 could have at least tried for a value meal

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1458486799 Chase Patt

      man probably would have walked away

  • dgvw

    #16 true story. Kid died over here in NZ doing that.

  • Nex

    #1 needs help WTF they they all need help

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