Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • avi@indodreamin.com

    CHIVE ON FROM CHINA!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFF….uck you hater!!

    Sniff,
    Paula
    – she's GONE MacReady!

    • moar boar

      A 'The Thing' quote, excellent. 🙂

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Good catch. Am wondering how the remake is. Can't be as good as the original.

        Sniff,
        Paula

        • Nunya

          Actually, not a remake. It's a prequel.

  • hater

    #24. Muck fichigan.

    • Chive_Geek

      Let me guess: You're from Ohio?

      • TheAutomaticMan

        OSU fans arent the only ones that realize most Michigan people are assholes.

        • SweepGuitarist

          This is one of the douchier things I have ever seen written on theChive

          In reference to the picture, Hagerup did NOT get any pussy that night

        • Crazy

          At least we're not pussies!

    • Horseface

      I hope you enjoy the Meineke Car Care Bowl, Buckeyes.

      • FU hf

        Yeah…that record streak of 6 BCS games in a row couldn't last forever.

    • Ezee

      Fired one criminal coach and looks like they are brining in another criminal coach. Way to go, Ohio….

      • ZeZz

        He's a criminal because he didn't interfere with a federal investigation?? that makes no sense.

    • SweetBabyJesus

      58-43-1.

      Team 132 says, "Hello."

      • JT GB

        Hello. Now you can go back in your hole for a decade.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001113439611 Michael Garza

      Go Blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Mrs. Garza

        GO BLOW.

    • GoBlue

      scoreboard

    • Wisc and Mich St

      Hey guess what neither of your two schools is going to the Big Ten Championship game, so both of you shut up and call us when you do.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

        We have both been there, like a million times. You know this is Michigan States first time to ever win 10 games in 2 back to back seasons? Fucking pathetic.

        • Nick

          No, you have never been to the big ten championship game.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

            By "been there" I of course meant we have been Big 10 Champions a million times of course. Michigan is also has the most wins of any college football team and I believe the highest win percentage. Lets just see what happens in the Championship game, but I predict Wisconsin kills MSU.

            • FU Kyle

              I hope the government doesn't allow you to procreate.

          • Logic escapes Nick

            Well, since no team has been to a big ten championship game yet, so your point isn't terribly compelling.

        • Mr 1% (not)

          pathetic is claiming to be better than someone when they stomped a mudhole in your backside. win something of importance, then talk trash.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

            Pathetic is being good for two years in a row and acting like you are relevant all of a sudden. I'm pretty sure Michigan has won plenty buddy.

            • FU KB

              Pathetic is LOSING SEVEN IN A ROW, winning the 8th, and talking so much shit on the interweb that 20 people chime in to tell you that you are a fucking fuck.

        • PSU

          "Co-Champions" doesn't count as a real championship

          • notveryimportant

            at least our coaches don't molest children

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

      Fuck you. We won.

      • nate

        you've never been to a big 10 championship you dumb fuck…you're a "true" OSU fan arent you and by true, i mean u dont know shit about about the fucking team. OSU fans make me wanna kill myself

        • Alan Garner

          sweet. then we need to get more OSU fans to your attention. it's funny, UM wins like once in ten years and talks shit. big ten is just SEC bitch anyway.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

          Uh, Buddy. That's a wolverine ripping apart the OSU mascot in my profile picture. I bleed blue.

      • FU KB

        No Kyle, FUCK YOU. We won the previous SEVEN IN A ROW.

        • OSU - 2.0 and Go

          Technically OSU didn't – last years victory was vacated because of the "lack of institutional control" violations.

          But yes, OSU is 9-2 over the last eleven years…of course, they they were 2-10-1 in the thirteen seasons prior to that. And even running off seven straight wins, they're still only 13-16-1 over the last 30 years. If OSU wins the next 15 straight though, they'll be back to .500 for the historical series, so that's something to shoot for!

          • poop

            i like turtles

  • Steverino

    Yep…If I was a dog, that would be me.
    #14

    • Avarice

      If I was the chick to the left, that would be me.

      • Elbie

        soooo, you'd like to be a fat chick?

        • Avarice

          To lift leg a hottie and get posted on the Chive?

          Yes, yes I would.

    • Jeff F

      Fight on!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I smell bacon!

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      atta boy

    • MAX_POW

      you like menstrual smell?…dogs go there because they are attracted to the smell, or she didnt clean well

  • Chive_Geek

    #21

    You'd better be phoning the hotel for a room, or you're an amazingly clueless idiot.

    • Avarice

      Or he's Chiving…also acceptable.

      • Horseface

        He's actually kissed a girl. Therefore, not a Chiver.

        • SoCalGSXR

          Say that to my girlfriend, who is sleeping in my bed right now AND wearing my Keep Calm shirt. I think she would disagree with you a tiny bit. On a different note.. I hope my shirt is still home when I get off work.. She was talking about stealing it.. 😦

          • dan

            cool story bro

            • Cody

              I'm surprised they make a Keep Calm shirt big enough for your girlfriend.

    • Giraffe

      multitasking, proof men can do it.

    • Endo

      Stop me if you've heard this one: You know how I know…

    • Andrew

      You'd better be phoning the hotel for a room, or you're amazingly gay*.

  • maboze1x

    Not so awsome….

    • Giraffe

      so's your face.

      • maboze1x

        Boo hoo….

  • hips_n_nips

    #8…. find her!?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Why?

      Sniff,
      Paula

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

      Which one?

      • DrROBOTO

        zoom please?

    • MonkeyMadness

      She's up there.

    • TCBB123789

      I think an HD version is required for this one.

  • FloppyRocks

    #18 NO.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Shanghai?

      • TheAndychrist

        Auckland New Zealand. My girlfriend's been there and said it was very difficult to do.

        • Guest

          Hmmm not Auckland, the one in Auckland doesn't have a dome at the bottom but a casino and there aren't that many trees below it.
          Plus there's a free fall thingy that include a big red mattres with a bullseye on it.

          • TheAndychrist

            I have no patience for your one-upmanship.

    • Yeah, okay

      When I do these things, my biggest fear is that my shoes will fall off!

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #12
    Every goddamn day I live with this

    • Avarice

      Hum the tetris theme song while you scan them. It'll make your day more interesting.

    • BossMan

      Yeah, it's the good life when you're the manager instead.

      • rable

        you need to get better life

  • Anonymous

    First!

  • Jørn Ørn

    http://thechive.com/2011/11/28/daily-morning-awes

    Why ?…Fuck you thats why !

    • http://www.facebook.com/conor.hickie Conor Hickie

      If you say #15 at the start it should pop up under the comment
      .

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jimmy.Dago James D'Agostino

    Chive on from Delaware! Gott be at work in 2 hours and haven’t slept yet… I’m screwed!

  • nick

    #24…Go blow!

    • Jim

      Anne Arbor is a whore!

      • UMich

        Then why couldnt you get in?

        • Mr 1% (not)

          assuming everyone who didn't attend UM couldn't get in shows everyone how much you have the need to feel important. UM isn't the best school in the BigTen, let alone the country. News Flash: No one outside of ann arbor thinks UM is special.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

            Eh, Mr 1% that just isn't true. Yes, Northwestern probably has the best academics in the Big 10, but they also only have like 7,000 students. Michigan is one of the best research universities in the nation. The thousands of brilliant students who come from all over the world to attend school in Ann Arbor would disagree with you about Michigan not being special.

  • DrPandemic

    #11

    It's Puy en Velay, city in France.

    • Shawn

      thanks mate!

    • Psymon Gallows

      Correction: Mojo Jojo's observatory in Townsville.

  • iwarnock

    #13 it would be an akward moment when they are gettin into the honey moon room..

    • Herp Derp

      "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" — Jay Leno

      • Giraffe

        what the fuck….

  • Kris

    Good to have DMR's again. I was going crazy over Thanksgiving! Coming to the Chive is part of my morning ritual.

  • etcrr

    #14 awesome man's best friend scoping out the territory

    • Hero Status

      Find girl in the middle!

  • DaveK

    #10
    Been watching for about 15 minutes now non stop…

  • JusSayin

    #2 I love spiral staircases. I just think they're really cool.

    • HolePwner

      This is actually a 10 story spiral slide. It's at St. Louis City Museum. It's an awesome place!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        OH!
        i thought some inconsiderate dickwad went through a LOT of trouble just to bend the handrails

    • http://www.brandonloyd.net Vicarious_Ink

      Indeed, I got married here back in April of 2010. It's an awesome place. They have a Ferris Wheel on the roof and a slide that goes from the top floor to the bottom floor. As well as a 13 story slide as well. Lots and lots of architectural art.

    • Jake

      Warning to anyone who goes here, watch ur head

    • Lindsay

      The City Museum is aaaaamazing! They are always updating/changing it and bringing in artist to contribute.

  • charlie

    Why? Because Fuck you that's why! #15

  • Frenchgirl

    #11 OMG i know this one i lived near that place ! it's near Le Puy en Velay in France!

  • kyle

    #2 is just crazy.
    on a separate note, I ordered something from the shivery a few days ago. if anyone had made an order before, how long did it take to come in? I asked for a tracking number but they haven't replied back with one.

    • kyle

      shit. I meant *chivery. damn autocorrect!

    • Giraffe

      It will arrive, when it arrives.
      In other words it arrives precisely when it wants to arrive.

    • The_Dood

      My BFM was less than a week to Ohio.

    • Dwane Lay

      This pic is of the City Museum in St. Louis, I think. The place is full of that kind of stuff, including a 7 story long spiral slide. And it's all adult sized.

  • Anonymous

    Chivers..stop with the “find her bullshit.” Given the chance u probably wouldn’t even know what to do. It’s like a bunch of fanboys. Go to the supermarket and start talking to a hot chick..u probably don’t know how.

  • Anonymous

    FIND HER!!

  • standards

    #8 I love it when it rains!

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