Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (41 Photos)

  • abcdefg

    #1 They must be Jewish

    • abcdefg

      Whoops now its #2

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        <img src="http://www.picju.com/images/mzrosv.jpg"&gt;
        – She's GONE MacReady!

        • egnaro

          thats the guy that wears the shirts

      • Keith_Weaver

        I was gonna ask what you meant. Cheerleaders aren't a Jewish stereotype, but they just changed the pix. I like the 'comfort and joy' on the card. Santa is scary.

      • abcdefg

        Fuck chive admins for ruining my first

      • Daniel

        or they finally woke up

    • Anon

      The BC felions are the best looking cheerleaders I have ever seen actually. Those booty shorts were amazing.

      • VanIsleChiver

        You said it! And we won the Grey Cup!

  • shabooms


    • mike


    • shabooms


  • Whoopi_G

    #24 Let's get some MOAR of that!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #41 NICE….. fence!

    – She's GONE MacReady!

    • Mike Hawk

      PAULA!!! ohh how i miss you, NEVER LEAVE AGAIN

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Do not worry dear minion, I will be here as long as The Chive exists.

        – She's GONE MacReady!

        • ====>


        • Guest.

          Because she's a creation of the Chive staff.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I'm not a bloody creation! Well, I'm bloody, but NOT A CREATION!

            – She's GONE MacReady!

      • DoomsDayDub

        #40 – Face of an angel &
        #41 – Ass handcrafted by God himself!

        I'm a city slicker, but that ass would make a black man move to the backwoods of Mississippi! Hot diggity dog (Sorry, trying my hand at "country talk").

    • B. Stinson

      Paula….. I expect much better from my minions than this! It appears that you are developing *dare I say it* ……. a heart!! A return to form had better occur or I will have to return you to the depths of hell like all of my other FAILED minions. Thank you and have a great day

      • chiverwriterina

        #41 LG that's moist definitely LG'S Hump

        • Adam_R

          Not…even close.

          • Adam_R

            To clarify: I'm not saying its bad. Its quite nice actually. πŸ˜‰

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No I've got that right here in my hand, so no.
          And it's not moist.

          – She's GONE MacReady!

          • bumlooker

            u wouldn't have monkey chance with LG she's mine someday one day in the not so distant future

            • Ren

              She *is* LG.

              • bumlooker

                this isn't truth testamentation

        • b-ry

          LG's ass wasn't nearly that pert and supple.

          • bumlooker

            hi pert hi supple

        • brian

          im in love

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Also: #10 improved:

      <img src="http://www.picju.com/images/5s0aep.jpg"&gt;

      – She's GONE MacReady!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Whaaaat, nobody gets it again? My humor is too intelligent for this site…


        • Irish2Ice

          Nope, its just that no one cares………….

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            See how they're thumbing up my every comment.
            Oh, they care allright… πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚


            • anonymous

              for someone who trolls as hard as you do, I thought you'd be able to spell correctly

      • Heidi

        Perfect! For a moment I thought I was on theBerry and I was about to see 50 more pictures of hair, make up, glitter, and other such crap.

    • brian

      damn…..im in love

    • bucsaw

      Bless you country girl. Now turn around.

    • seadogsean

      Simply unbelieveable! They don't make 'em like that where I'm from.

  • jacob

    #12 how sad that they seem to have the same weather all year round

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      The real sad part is they had to photoshop the sky.

      – She's GONE MacReady!

      • A BiPolar Guy

        if you're talking about the sun, the sun really does that – more the further from the equator you are. Tilt of the earth, orbit around sun, earths rotation = Seasons and sun makes an arc in the sky from south east to south west n the northern hemisphere, not really east to west except on equator That arc is lower in the sky in winter – rise and set points are further toward south. This causes the shorter days. The opposite in the summer. Similarly for southern hemisphere.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I meant levels/saturation and stuff.


  • jason

    #40, #41

    Oh… oh my

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      My oh my, boy am I wasted,
      Mmm but you tasted fine

      Cry oh cry, tears can't erase it,
      It's just a question of time

      – Best thing to ever come from Manchester

    • toban

      bless you sweet sweet girl

    • Dylan

      Absolutely fantasstic.

      • Red

        Agreed, that's a very pretty woman.

    • Dorkfish


    • MOAR

      She is going to blow up the internet.

    • Tillman

      I KNEW she was going to be awesome in all conceivable ways! Thank you Country Girl and Chive for the lovely proof!

    • http://twitter.com/Nate88H @Nate88H

      somethin' about a country girl

    • mark

      i want this girl

  • Archad


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Suck my tits! First, ha! HA!! Damn you're slow.

      – She's GONE MacReady!

    • Archad's Nanny

      You're due for a change

  • simmons

    I don't know how John does it, is he some kind of girl whisperer?

    #40, #41

    • lando

      i gotta give him credit. #40 was one of the best submissions I've ever seen and now she's not wearing any pants.

    • Marine Dad

      I kinda expected her to be in furry boots or just boots. Still ok with me.

    • chivette

      He does have a way with us, I have to admit. There's something seeing a response email from him in your inbox that make you giddy. worked with me at least

      • bumlooker

        aha u trying to fool me, obviously john photo shopps theCHIVE logo onto every chivvette pic….dumb fucks

        • Bittie

          i know right? bunch of dumb fucks.

    • ChivehazbecomeMaxim

      No, just lucky for us that all the girls who submit their photos here are attention whores who like this sort of thing.

      • mark

        I'm assuming you're 16 years old. If not, I just feel bad for you.

        • one cheek squeek

          no, they're attention whores. you can try to gussy it up any way you'd like, but just because you like looking at their asses doesn't mean they're not. what are some traits of attention whores? glad you asked!

          1. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior

          2.consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self

          3.is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances(in this case, being lead to believe what they're doing is somehow more respectable than soft-core stripping).

          or as it was put on UrbanDictionary: "females on message boards and chats usually visited by guys(gaming, skating, heavy metal) who make a big deal of being female. they will post pictures and links to pictures of themselves scantily clad so the guys will tell them how hot they are. and they will".

          yeah. that doesn't sound like the chivettes AT ALL. lulz.

          • its_forge

            Um. Who **cares?** TheCHIVE is a site where women who like to pose for the Internet do so and people who like such things view said poses and appreciate them. So what if all that stuff you said? What is the difference? Why does any of that bullshit you puked up there matter?

            • Stafferty

              Nice way to not actually refute anything he typed. I love The Chive, and to each their own, but call a spade a spade…..

              • its_forge

                ***That was the point of what I said.*** That nothing he said matters. You didn't address what I asked either – who the fuck cares if some dickfuck thinks these women are "attention whores?" There are women who like to take off their pants and pose for the internet, and there are other people who like to look at those pictures. Morality doesn't figure into it, being a judgemental pigfuck doesn't figure into it – never mind who the fuck are any of you fuckbeans to judge anyone? Get the fuck off your goddamn high horse and either enjoy the seminaked girls, or don't, but for the love of Christ, shut the fuck UP about it. I mean SHIT!

                • ZZZZzz

                  forge, take your own advice. you're a full grown man. find something better to do than white-knight on the internet for women who put themselves out there as subject to scrutiny(in other words TO BE JUDGED, YOU DUMBASS).

                  • its_forge

                    I'm not "white-knighting" for the women anymore, I'm just fucking sick and tired of seeing "attention whore attention whore attention whore" at the bottom of **every single Chive post** that has a picture of a girl in it. I mean holy shit, we fucking get it already! And the irony of someone attention-whoring by saying "attention whore" to every **single** post that has a picture of a girl in it isn't lost on me either y'know.

                • Sean Connery

                  Honeshtly forge, I'd normally give a fuck, but I gave it to your mother lasht night.

                  • its_forge

                    Good for you Sir Sean, she probably rocked your fuckin' world.

    • Chris

      Attention is a girl-whisperer….

      I suppose I'm not complaining. πŸ˜›

  • p1babyarm

    #11 Not a single fuck was given that day

  • The Truth

    #41 – gotta love a girl's commitment to satify

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=760102828 James Keogh

      Need more- or less even πŸ™‚

    • laurennsfw

      country girls do it best. πŸ˜‰

      • BloodScrubber

        Old McDonald had a farm… E I E I WoW. πŸ˜‰

  • Proud New Yorker


    One of the best bars in America (also one of the oldest).

    Also, directly across the street from me right now. Happy Friday, Chivers, I'm out!

    • tralfaz

      Like walking into Gangs of New York, love that place.

    • mark

      the chive would post McSorley's. they really are doing it right (Chive and McSorley's)

    • Kevin

      Did you not notice what the guy at the bar is doing…where did he get that beer from?

      • Soda

        Looks like a Coke to me…

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

          then you clearly dont drink good beer.

    • cmui

      two McSorley's pics in one day! Great Job Chive!

    • quintus

      My friend almost fell into the iron stove while burnin. Needless to say it was a good time.

  • https://www.facebook.com/alex.justesen Alex Justesen

    #41 anyone else see the squirrel? N?o me neither.

    • beasty

      But I do see a dear.

    • Joe

      Too busy looking 4 the beaver

  • Sooper Trooper

    #10 That looks like fun..

    • PessimisticPessimist

      Not many people a photo of the very moment their life ends……

    • eh.

      It truly is an amazing moment.

      Hopefully its worth it for them both.

    • Sooper Trooper

      They moved it….now it's #1

    • Korrie


  • etcrr

    #9 #14 gorgeous scenery

    • mrme

      #14 reminds me of skyrim

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      #14 Right click,new wallpaper.

      • 900


        • Vitali

          I like nachos

    • Maytrix

      Pretty cool. #9 looks like it was shopped though. No way the water would be like glass with the window blowing like that.

  • Elixr

    Between the Sexy Chivers today and #41, I think the chive might be the best site in the world. no, seriously.

    • The_Dood

      You don't say…

    • Charlie_Cheen

      Would you dare say it's "Probably the best site in the World"? They should use that phrase!

  • Do0zer

    #15 Perfect stomach!

    • VedHead77

      Ron Jeremy reincarnate.

  • Kay2

    #35 Hi

    • Interesting

      Oh, Amber Heard…

      • Keith_Weaver

        True story: Earlier today I ran across of Amber Heard as a blond. I thought she was a mutt, but as a brunette…..Holy toe nails of Oden she is stunning!

        • Bubba

          She's covering Womens Health this issue. You're welcome!

        • Keith_Weaver

          Edit: ran across a PHOTO of……

      • Kay2


    • paul

      so beautiful

    • Dave

      Could be the hottest carpet muncher out there

      • rikooprate

        Say it ain't so!?!?!

        • Buford_Justice

          bi sexual I think, but not sure. either way the hottest celeb out there

          • the other OTHER Jen

            i have the biggest girl crush on her. she was so hot in the rum diaries.

  • p1babyarm

    #41 I'd like to see her mason dixon line…

  • dak75104

    Nice DAR to finish the week. #40 #41, I love you.

    • Michael JT Knox

      Lovely. As is #35 & #8

    • Druivenga

      She can come home to meet my parents

  • Craigery

    #6 About time what? About time someone put lines on the back of wrapping paper? They've been doing that for years.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You guys all still live in the stone age.
      EVEN where I'm from they've got gift wrapping service! Why the fuck waste your time wrapping that shit up yourself?

      – She's GONE MacReady!

      • unfairrobot

        Long live the spirit of giving!

    • Michael JT Knox

      No. They haven't.

      • Keith_Weaver

        I'm pretty sure they've been doing this for years. Positive, actually.

      • Wembley

        My mom used to buy it, and she's been dead 12 years. Are you calling my mom a liar?

        I still have some of it. Because I hate people and rarely give presents.

    • roclawzi

      I know there have been lines on the back for years, but they didn't have the little picture of scissors so I assumed that was just longitude and latitude in case I needed to draw a map on the back of the paper I wrapped someone's Christmas gift in.

      • Buster Douglas Fir

        excellent, sir.

  • alate

    #23 #24 again, Charlotte Herbert, a.k.a. Chad Suicide when she poses for the suicide girls, fucking Iove that girl

    • TheAutomaticMan

      very nice sir. well played. I dont get the suicide girl thing sometimes though. Like this chick, she has a leopard print tattoo, so now she can be posted with this?

      Not saying im into it all, but doesn't Suicide girls kinda have a "thing"?

      • alate

        lol, I know exactly what you mean, but there are some gorgeous, very feminine suicide girls, look up aisline, tangerine, plymne, opaque, lunar, levee, cori and aleon as examples

        • TheAutomaticMan

          Oh yeah, i totally agree, tattoos and piercings aside, most of the suicide girls i've seen are crazy hot. Especially Clio (i like em a little thick) i just dont see how this everyday, average chick, is on suicide girls. That site is about not being the "normal" kinda hot.

  • p1babyarm

    #33 Opulence

    • Surgere

      I has it.

    • thom

      Needs TheChive.com on the screen though.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What the fuck kind of shitty service is that? Before you can sit down you have to wipe all that crap off, and the red of the leaves will waste your clothing. Asshats I tell you, ASSHATS!

      – She's GONE MacReady!

      • chiverwriterina

        PAULA_ bring me LG…. and u could fly in my lear jet

    • MadasaHatter

      I have to fly out of Dubai sometime soon….

      Probably not going to look like that.

    • seriouly lie's

      girl or gtfo and fuck off out mi faraday

      • benbobbins

        What the fuck did you just say?

    • chicksdigit

      Fuck Airbus. If it aint Boeing, I aint going.

      • Krauter

        I guess you Sir will never ever see the inside of any aircraft in real life.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      For something like $10k for a ticket, it had better damn well be opulent.

  • winfields

    #3 soon time for that, making me thirsty. Happy Friday y'all!

    • teh dude

      oldest bar in New york city. And btw…. When you ask for a beer, that ask dark or light cause they make their own…

      Then you get those two glasses from one order

  • BaseballRube

    #24 Now those are some TITanic propellers. #28

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      (mumbles something about motorboating)

      – She's GONE MacReady!

  • p1babyarm

    #37 I'm sorry?

    • Day_walker

      Seriously Lol'd so hard when I came upon this picture

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