$4M Supercar pile-up in Japan claims eight Ferrari’s, three Mercedes, one Lamborghini… and one Prius (4 photos)

  • thetwistether

    *grabs popcorn and awaits generic "asians cant drive" comment*

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      I did it…posted below. Normality will return shortly.

    • Lord stig

      Well clearly they cant, but is this as bad as the woman driver in Monaco…..whats worse loosing control and causing a couple million, or being a woan in a crowded parking lot and causing a couple million

  • Brian


    Black Ferrari…..like a boss

    • guest

      Porsche ?

      • Ron Burgundy?

        Nope, Ferrari F430.

      • blueoceanboy

        Ferrari 360

        • Matty

          No, although the 360 and 430 look almost the same, im calling that one a 430.

  • fibonacci5150

    Asians can't drift

    • Big dick

      Just like Whites promote gays

      Blacks can't get a job

      and Spics can't cross boarders

      • Medium Dick

        But Spics do cross boarder!

        • welshist

          And borders. Tool

    • Larry

      What about the movie Tokyo Drift?

      • etcrr

        It's just a MOVIE. they can make anyone, a good anything

        • Luke

          FUCK OFF STAN

  • jrey81

    they don't make transformers like they used to… and is that kid in #4 wearing half an imperial guard costume?

    • No-Name

      Er, maybe a miniskirt version for Colonel Mustang's army?

  • jrey81

  • that_dude_b

    first of all, i hope everyone was alright. you know the guy who owns the black Ferrari in #4 nuts were in his stomach when all that was going on around him

    • Greg B.

      I'm sure they're fine since the original article referred to the police report, which said no one was admitted to the hospital, just treated for minor scrapes and bruises on site.

  • Dorkfish

    For some reason I find this all very amusing

  • dalesq

    sad face

  • Intensemasterdebater


    • Justin

      *Guard rair

  • Fabio

    A Prius?!?!

    • colin

      "i dont win alot"

    • etcrr

      they must have been passing the Prius

      • gaz

        f you all with your prius jokes

  • TJ Lojik

    #2 What happened to the other 15 Super cars?

    • SpacemanSpiff

      #1 the beastie boys came and towed them out

  • Underbaker

    Since when is a Prius a super car?

    • Donkey Punch

      this is what us humans call humor

    • Dr_Zoidberrg

      since it got 50 miles/gal

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    According to news reports, the Prius only suffered minor damage. As for the rest, well, a Forrest Gump quote keeps coming to mind….

    • Forrest

      I'm not a smart man… but I know what love is.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Yeah, that'll work too

        • Underbaker

          So it has nothing to do with a box of chocolates?

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            Well most of those cars will fit in one now….

            • Underbaker

              IT is true that they HAPPENS to be in a lot smaller pieces now. WHAT will they do now with all that SHIT.

    • No-Name

      "Because… you told me to, Drill Sergeant?"

    • Chiver4Life

      "I need to pee"

  • CzarCzarBinks

    bet you that prius was going HAM…in last place…

  • The_Dood

    Where are the supposed Mercedes' and Lamborghini's? For 11 cars being involved I've still only seen four.

  • Zeus

    nooooooooooo, not the prius

  • TATW

    if a cop pulled me over wearing one of those wonka factory uniforms then i would not be able to take the situation seriously

  • http://www.brettadamsga.com/ BrettAdamsGA

    was the prius supposed to be part of the high speed convoy? lol

    • No-Name

      No, the Prius was in they way. I bet the impatient Ferrari driver who started it, started it by trying to get past the Prius. Don't dis the Prius, heh.

  • the_mike

    One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?

  • Craigery

    It's not, and no one said it was!

    • Underbaker

      Read the whole title of the gallery dude.

      • The Dude

        They were kidding, man. the Prius isn't, but it was a funny twist to the title..

        • No-Name

          And the story. It's like saying you've been arrested for Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking.
          "8 Ferraris, 3 Mercedes, 1 Laborghini, and a Prius." The laughs have been out loud.

          • Underbaker

            The humor was noted and sarcastically pointed out, which is now completely humorless since it had to be explained. Think I will join HUH and die of an aneurism, cause this making my head hurt.

  • Faust

    You forgot to mention that a Nissan GT-R Skyline, the only Japanese "supercar" was in the crash also. The black Ferrari needs it driver's seat steam cleaned.

    • James

      Props for catching that.

  • Buford_Justice

    god damn prius…

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    #4 Aisans – they drive like women. thetwistether you can now return to reality 😉

    • No-Name

      Seriously. A woman about ran me over why I was walking one day down some backroads. They were going along at maybe 50, and decided to turn without their signal into a street . . . that I was currently crossing. I jumped out of the way, and they only barely stopped, and then she turned to her passenger (another woman, I noted both were blonde-ish) and they both started LAUGHING about almost taking out my legs. Then they drove off, without so much as an "Are you okay?" or a even a second look. Cue a very loud "WHAT THE HELL?!" from me on the street corner, though I found it amusing that a tow truck turned in after them before I tried to cross the road again. Women and sports cars just do NOT mix.

  • TTT

    guy's i think your missing the point, extremely wealthy people ded.

  • Kurb

    I would have guessed that the Prius changed lanes without signaling (people who drive them are fucking idiots) and that’s what caused the pile up

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