Whisky Tango Foxtrot (37 photos)

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  • Smilyface

    Your Mothers a whore!

    • Smilyface's Brother

      I'm telling Mom!!!

      • Joel

        She already knows.

    • homer

      Actually, my ex-wife not my mom.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      and damn good at it too!

  • http://thechive Rob

    2 bitchs

  • Itsa me

    Saw #14 while listening to the intro to QOTSA's Misfit Love. Where is my mind?

    • dave

      I'm now listening to the song and gave u a thumbs up, just becouse i love qotsa ❤

      • Itsa me

        Clearly you are a man of distinguished taste.

  • notfirstbitches

    #1 look at girl on the left in the second row. whore much?

    • Anjin-San

      eww, man… don't know how to tell you…
      They are all dolls…

      • passwordistaco

        Second row on the left? Still would

    • notfirstbitches

      oh, it's a mannequin. thought it was a chivettes convention. hahaha

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Come on man…. everyone busts on the chivettes. They kick a whole lot of ass you could never dream of. The only plastic that is in a post are from pornstars and the "I miss my childhood" posts

        • hello please

          The amount of praise the women submitting to SCs get is completely out of proportion.

          I mean, it's getting to the point where the pedestal is too high for the kitchen counter (and other light-hearted sexist witticisms)

        • notfirstbitches

          "They kick a whole lot of ass you could never dream of."? haha they post pictures of themselves of their underwear on the internet(often times minus a head, gee i wonder why??). come on, man. defend them if you want, but you don't need to resort to the bullshit.

          • notfirstbitches

            *in their*

      • Underbaker

        Not Chivettes, it is Chivers and their significant others.

        • TRON

          win

    • hello please

      Can't tell if being sarcastic or stupid.

    • Capt Obvious

      Really??? You're actually that dumb?

    • Irishstephen

      She's not real dude. That's a doll. They ALL are. Seriously.

    • Capt. obvious

      That's a doll…

    • Gera

      Dude, they´re all dolls

    • wtfisadrexl

      Dude that's a sex doll.

    • Weird

      It looks like all the girls in this photo are fake. The one in the first row seems them most realistic.

    • beasty

      Cry like a baby, swing like a boss.
      #37

    • DMAC

      Check out the dude in read. He is actually holding his doll's hand. And I don't ever want to think about the guy to his left. That doll is a little girl!!! fucking weird.

    • Brian

      notfirst has a boner for the sex doll.

    • Billy

      Not real dumb ass………..

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      • 98009

        yes, moron. i'm sure he got the several times it was posted before you….

        • Dunny

          do i love trolling this site.

          • 98009

            i know what you mean.

    • Alex

      Wow…you're dumb

  • JHarris

    #3 is from Breaking Bad's wrap party. Aaron Paul & Bryan Cranston dress up every year. It's actually quite genius

    • Spocker

      The man in the wheelchair is Tuco's uncle (ding-ding).

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        It's Cranston dressed up as Tuco's uncle.

    • Craigery

      I want to be Tio for Halloween next year.

    • Jay

      You have low standards If dressing up in a chicken costume is considered genius.

      • Jesse

        Jay you shut the fuck up.

  • winfields

    This is some old school Chive this morning, 3 random posts so far.
    And yes #34, creepy, or trolling?

    • Anderson

      its a Glasgow artist named David Shrigley. his stuff is more comedy than art.

  • KenRayJen

    #3
    they should get the Emmy just for that picture

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1237080026 Anna Koutoulas

      Epic

  • King Joffy

    #8 me wants

    • Underbaker

      Looks like something out of Knight Rider. I want one too.

  • Iam_Dave

    #33
    WTF ..Were Totally Fucked

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      we are?

      • tapsnapornap

        Yes, we are. The Bear cavalry has developed into laser-eyed Bearasuses.

    • Auz_E

      Reminds me of The Age of Mythology cheat to get the lazer bear: OCANADA

    • Devin Medrano

      Bearadactyls

  • Billy

    Like oscar mike gulf and stuff.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #19 Wow. That was kind of intense. Definitely didn't expect to see morphed face Harry

  • Mr. T

    #37 Like a scared boss!

    • Yes Sir

      I want to do this every time the Chive tries to whore some new shit with their logo or BFM on it.

      • Buster Douglas Fir

        Amen to that

    • KyleGamgee

      Was the monitor bolted down??

      Unless that's a common practice, I'm gonna call FAKE (or PLANNED would be better I guess)

      • Juan

        I think that's Bobby Moynihan. He was in the Derrick Comedy group and now he's on SNL.

    • SKEWED

      So more of less… Like a Bitch!

  • jrey81

    love the military title first off… and #18 & #20… yeah… seriously wtf…

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #14
    How DAR fanatics react when it is late.

  • timmytooth

    #32 take that bitch!

    • ???

      Is that the wee Baby Seamus?

      • Mallory

        I thought the same thing…right after i thought "a record for sharks shot in the face!" #31

    • F.S.M.

      Legend has it, that is how Chuck Norris was born.

  • beasty

    Cries like a baby, swings like a boss.
    #37

  • spoon chest

    #14 I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks

    • thedude325

      Hope this helps

      • tooCurious9

        yep.

  • toban

    anyone else notice the text in the bottom left corner of #18, haha go figure

    • Buster Cherry

      Is that Tom Cruise?

  • Kmac

    #1 is that Patty in the back row?

  • Truth

    #7 "Moisture is the essence of wetness…and wetness is the essence of beauty…"

    • TJ Lojik

      Mer-Man pop! Mer-man!

    • Mrs_Conejo

      moist is a dirty word.
      mmmoisst
      🙂

      • DrROBOTO

        i love how the girl on the left is too fat to fit the pic bwahaha

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #14 made me want to #37

  • Shnapper

    #1
    It's a forever alone convention.

    • 98009

      AKA chive get together.

  • Luke

    what the hell is number 2 supposed to be

    • Shnapper

      Looks like a flesh light custom fit in the glove box.

    • Craigery

      A vagina. Perhaps you've seen one… in pictures, at least?

      • Luke

        considering i'm a chiver; no. i haven't.

  • aksands

    #20 this seems like something my husband would do just to screw with me.
    BLECH!!

    • TJ Lojik

      Anyone remember the movie "Joe's Apartment"? Shit still grosses me out

      • Dr_StrangePants

        goddamn…i'm getting old

  • gromtown

    #23 what the hell is that

    • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

      Either an obvious shop or proof we are being invaded by very tall people who fly balloons.

      • Cross

        Sky Island!

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