Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Emily


    Stay strong, you badass Chivette. Sending some well wishes your way —–>

    • kenny

      Everyone is with you and hoping for the best!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah, all those thumbs up are really going to help. Don't know how, but then again, you're the expert.


      • Adam_R

        *shrugs* who knows. All I know is, somebody needs to get this woman a "Keep Calm & FUCK CANCER" shirt.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          WITH the "Paula Resistant" logo? You listening John?
          Keep winning Stephanie! Fuck cancer!


          • Adam_R

            That, AND — when she beats cancer (because she will), theCHIVE should fly her out to do a "Chivette of the Week: FUCK CANCER edition" shoot. Just an idea.

          • transvestight iyt


      • CapnMFingPlanet

        As another Chiver currently struggling with Cancer and behalf of all of us everywhere, FUCK YOU Paula.

        If you had any idea how incredibly lonely cancer can make someone feel, you wouldn't be making comments like that. I don't mind trolling, but you're a god damned cunt. Those same kind of well wishes from my friends and family are what kept me from checking out when shit got bad. A cancer patient has access to a ridiculous amount of pain meds and don't for a second think that slips their mind when they start wondering what the point of fighting is.

        So yeah, I guarantee that this did probably significantly improve her day or week. Keep Strong and Chive On Stephanie.

        • John

          I forgot about that. After cancer they will give you anything you want, anytime you want. You have to be real careful about that. Let me say that again; you have to be real careful about that.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh read between the lines asshat! But seriously: like (I guess) most people I've seen what cancer can do and have lost a few relatives etc. to it. Seen this happen from too close already. That doesn't mean you can't make fun of it.


          • Not whipped

            exactly. like the chivers say "lighten up. if you can't laugh at everything, you can't laugh at anything……except for when we say so".

      • HeyJewed

        OKay, so i know paula is a troll and i'm not trying to feed him, but it has been proven time and time again that people who believe they can beat cancer have a better chance of actually doing it. If your subconscious believes it can overcome, then your body will fight harder instead of just giving up!

        Chive on and beat the shit out of that cancer!

      • BleedC&B

        you should be banned from the chive.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_



      • Not whipped

        *what Paula said*

    • rtaylor12

      Some of us will never have to fight through anything like you are… keep us up to date!

      • chivesalot

        You had to fight through which cowboy hat to purchase and you did – so anythings possible.

    • John

      I beat cancer. You can beat cancer. It isn't any fun, but the alterantive isn't very appealing either. The only thing worse than the treatment is the recovery, but it passes. On the upside, hospitals have an unlimited supply of popsicles. Hang tough and keep putting one foot in front of the other.

    • jeff

      Thoughts with you and all those fighting this fight…..btw, phuk cancer, kick its ass and then brag about kicking its ass

    • Brian

      Keep calm and fuck cancer.

    • Derbymon

      24 years ago I was given a 14% chance of living for the next two hours.
      It can be done.
      Manifest your full spirit in your body.

    • Jimmerman

      Great courageous post! God's healing power be with you! Just beautiful!

    • Chris

      You'll be back at it in no time! All the best!

    • tinyski


      My wife went thru the same operation almost 20years ago, been a long haul but she came thru ok…I know you can too..


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001284671180 Squid Tabor

      Speaking on the behalf of Arlington, Texas Chivers, keep calm, do your best and we are all behind you.

    • morsonpls

      you look great stay strong! Find a happy place for the radiation treatment, i went camping in the bush while i had to be isolated. had the same surgery one year ago on dec 10. 2 thyroids removed, 42 lymph nodes, everything is good for me, you will do great! Stay positive over this holiday season, and use the drugs they give you!!

    • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett

      You have my best wishes in your recovery.
      May it be speedy and uncomplicated.

      Here's to you.

    • Steven


      From one chiver to another, good luck and fight the good fight!

    • Jay G

      Keep fighting the fight Stephanie! Much love from Nebraska. My heart goes out to you and hope you kick it's ass!

    • Nammer

      Good luck Steph! Keep on fighting, even when it all seems hopeless. And fuck cancer!

    • Brian

      Hey Stephanie, I had the same surgery 15 years ago. Which kind of thyroid cancer do you have (there are four)? Check out ThyCa.org — a GREAT resource!

    • Bubba

      Hey Stephanie, you hang in there! My wife suffers form Hashimoto-disease, which causes her thyroids to stop working at all. At the same time a friend had her thyroids removed as well as some of her lymphs + 3x intensive chemo. Both now happy moms and going strong. Hoping this might brighten your day.

      Oh yea, you can cover the scar neatly with a pearl necklace…;)

      KCCO from the Netherlands!

      • MRPOOP


      • E93

        "Oh yea, you can cover the scar neatly with a pearl necklace"

        Wow. What a king douchebag.

    • Fabio

      KC&CO you too.

    • http://www.facebook.com/TimothyWilkes Timothy Wilkes

      You got this shit! We've got your back! Don't lose faith! Chive on!

    • Colleen

      This is one reason that I LOVE the Chive. This community supports people like no other. We are all here for you Steph. Keep Calm and Chive On.

    • Squishyduckman

      In 2006 I was given 20 minutes to live (fuid around the heart and in my lungs – couldn't breathe) I gave the 20 minutes the finger and never looked back. You can do it, Stephanie. The Chive as a whole believes in you.

    • Marine Dad

      Lost my dad to cancer, cancer sucks. Best wishes from Longview Texas. Wake up every day give it the finger and beat this, it can be done.

      • fuzz

        keep strong and FUCK CANCER

    • Just Me

      Congrats for fighting through. Just for future reference you only have one thyroid, though it does have two lobes that are sometimes separated. Keep up the good fight.

    • jpaulyus

      Stay strong and chive on. Best wishes Stephanie !!!!!

    • Mark

      Said a special prayer for you. By the way, Your hottest one in the pic! Mark

    • david

      the more people wish for your good health, the more it will be….here's to you, be strong…

  • Wet_tosti

    #12 when will she go into mass produktion? I'll order a dozen!

    • that guy

      id buy that for a dollar

    • Nathanano

      Probably when you learn to spell production.

      • ROK247

        i soviet russia, production spelled with a K

        • Paul

          Ah, you have Amerikan style blue jean?

    • Smitty

      Only need six to get the dozen.

    • Name

      Anetta Keys?

  • jason


    I just blew Diet Coke all over my screen

    • SweetAwesomeness

      ironic, i use my screen to blow coke

      • Jak

        Now thats a diet!

      • Lisa

        well played

        • Old Meme

          no. nothing was "played". stop saying that.

    • drew

      So that's what you kids call it nowadays.

  • ling

    #9 more proof that cats are dicks.

    • Kay2

      If only whats-his-name from Superbad knew about this…

      • Primer Gray

        He could draw a big veiny triumphant cat.

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          haha you all made me laugh =p

    • Dutchgozer

      cats are awesome. they don't give a fuck.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #5 Is it summer yet?
    anyone know where this is?

    • http://twitter.com/ajvashro @ajvashro

      Verdon Gorge In southern France

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=797300360 Julien Clarisse Riviere

      It's In France, it's call "Gorge du Verdon"

    • FrenchGuy

      Gorges du Verdon, France. And this is not Photoshoped, water is really this blue. See also "Lac de Sainte Croix"

      • Derbymon

        Yes..A most wonderfull place! Gorgeous!
        Worth going folks! And the french live the Good Life.

        • Bluto

          Not for long. Due to EU austerity measures and the impending change of the retirement age, the French are about to start living the same life the rest of us poor schlubs do…

    • Irish

      Middle Earth. Watch out for the Orks around the bend.

  • packers fan

    #22, #39

    Between Miss Canada today, that ass, and George Carlin, the Chive is probably the best site in the world

    • Joe Montana

      agreed, now go get your fkn shine box Packers boy…

    • Jimmerman

      So right! I laughed myself silly with today's Randomness! So cool!!

    • http://grindmode23.tumblr.com/ OGMrWhite


    • 4890

      because they took a george carlin quote from Reddit?

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #19 You better watch out, you better not cry….

    • tralfaz

      The North American chimney dumper, rarely photographed in the wild.

    • MattKL

      Santa said fuck coal, these bastards are getting something else.

    • Commando00

      time to send that letter to Santa asking for the goggles and latex gloves…….

    • Kay2

      …you better not pout, or you'll get a mud-pie

    • truth

      Damn creative payback. Well played, chimney dumper.

    • GoForth

      You're getting SHIT for Christmas!

  • riley


    Keep Calm and Fuck Cancer you beautiful girl

    • Vet

      It's not the blonde that has cancer

      • Lisa

        the girl on the right is beautiful too. your asshole award should be arriving in the mail.

      • nate

        yea…you're a piece of shit. due the world and your family a huuuuge favor…kill yourself

  • Whoopi_G

    #12 Holy shit! MOAR!

    • Dufius

      9000 thumbs up

      • a_Jester

        I see your 9000 and raise you eleventy billion

        • Adam_R

          And I'll raise you…..$Texas.

          …and then I'll give you a thumbs up for the Celebrity Jeopardy reference.

    • Jimmerman

      How beautiful! Love the female form! No one shows it better than the Chive! Really cool!

    • Bop Pop

      Saggy boobs in a few years.

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    Even unimpressed astronaut gets a gravity defying space boner when he sees Jessica Biel #40

    • wells11490

      Hope Solo…..

      • Dick

        Jessica Biel:


      • Dick

        Actually… this should be better…

        <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O-IdI46xpew&quot; frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

      • transvestight iyt

        u know what i hate ???? do u know when u click on thread scroll then a dif comment font appears…that, thats wot i hate.

        -hugs 8=====>
        -cross-presser the one you'd love to date

    • Chris

      This gif is great but Zooey Deschanel was in a bra and jumping around in this week's New Girl, where's that gif?!!

    • jrey81

      dontcha wanna just rip that zipper down with your teeth? we need moar of her.

    • transvestight iyt

      mie mei la gusta un pantaloons desrigardey #40

      • Whoopi_G

        Sorry I don't speak Russian.

        • a_Jester

          *Pig Latin

      • notquiteflbp

        derpa derpa herpa doo, someone cant translate can you?

    • Biggus Diccus

      Wow, that chick is built to break dicks off with her ass

    • ROK247

      DAT ASS

      is awesome

    • notquiteflbp

      um…ok, is that why this is here?
      shes unasuming and has no rack..
      Not chiveworthy.

  • Wet_tosti

    #48 i want her for christmas!!,

  • should be working

    stephanie, good luck! just fyi, you only have one thyroid. two lobes, but one organ. if a doc tells you otherwise, you might need a new doc.

    • Rexasaurus


      • should be working

        yeah, really. do you know how many idiots docs there are out there? being an educated patient is always a good idea. always. that was a sincere tip. i've seen bad docs tell patients dumb things and seen things go very bad.

  • Undershooter30

    #36 What is going on here… I want to be a part of it.

    • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes


    • Master_Rahl

      looks like she's fluffing the cushions

    • zzzzz

      Claudia Galanti and Aida Yespica…

    • tapsnapornap

      Good ol' fashion game of grabass

    • Jimmerman

      Wish that were me grabbin' butt!!!

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #39 LEGEND!

    • Ivy

      Wait for it……. dary!

    • Jimmerman

      I laughed so hard I started to cry! Got to love George

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #12 I’m just wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels.

    • ROK247

      lets play "just slap the shit out of me with your giant beautiful boobs"

    • Name

      Anetta Keys!

      • Ineeda D
        • thedude

          Damn bro…how about a little heads up….NSFW,

        • thedude

          Just kidding. Chive on!

      • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

        did she either get a recent boob job? her boobs look ginormous in this pic(not complaining)..

  • Guest

    So does thechive post anything that wasn't posted to reddit first?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Why don't you put reddit in the freezer for a while and then shove it up your ass?


      • Guest

        are you just sad you can't be an attention whore on any other site besides this one? it's okay…people will dislike you anywhere you go.

        • Tim om


          • hMMMM


            • hMMMM

              and then this

    • Morgan Freeman

      Why dont you leave and go to Reddit. Quit bitching.

    • crash0520

      Obviously not a LOYAL Chiver, don't come back!

      • ......

        "loyal"? it's a fucking website. get over yourselves.

    • Jules-CO

      Yeah, asshole comments like yours.

    • truth

      here's something original for ya. Go fuck yourself.

      • Jesse

        I used to think fuck reddit! then i went on reddit and it's true there are a lot of thing thechive steals. I like both but there is a lot of copy and pastes.

        • A Chiver, but....

          I agree. Pretty much the only thing The Chive has that Reddit doesn't is a different layout, and dumber fanboys.

          • truth

            I don't know…I am seeing some pretty moronic Reddit fanboys at the moment.

    • its_forge

      Do you ever post anything that anyone could possibly give a flying fuck about even if they cared enough to try?

      • 4809

        you don't speak for everyone, forge. stop thinking you do.

        • its_forge

            hyperbole pronunciation [hahy-pur-buh-lee]
          noun Rhetoric.
          obvious and intentional exaggeration.
          an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”

          I have no such delusions; however there are many posts right in this thread expressing the exact same feeling, so I do feel justified in saying what I said. Also, who the fuck are you?

    • B For

      I believe everything on reddit was somewhere else first

    • Dan

      Seriously, why does it bother you that theChive and Reddit have the same things? Who cares who had it first? I come to theChive because I like it. I can see funny, awesome or sexy stuff and occaisionally see something that is truly inspirational (reference: #43 ). If you like Reddit, great! If Reddit has some of the stuff first, cool. Quit bitchin' and enjoy yourself!

      • Fair-Play

        Reddit has stuff like that too. Just saying.

    • KingDerp

      Moans about thechive taking posts from reddit….still visits chive and comments.

    • Active_hunter

      Once posted to the interwebz, the content is no longer original or proprietary.
      The Chive is for those who only want to hit one website to have a laugh, and reddit is a) mostly full of annoying fucks like you and b) blocked at some offices.
      Most IT managers, such as myself, find it amusing and let it through.

    • Red

      So, is there areason why we would fucking care where it has been posted ass-bandit?

  • Slick_Nick

    #43 F*ck Cancer!!!!The Chivers are with you 🙂

  • txchiver

    Am I the only one wondering when theChive is going to pull off its next big internet prank?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you 🙂


      • The Anti-Paula

        "We" = theChive. See, "Paula", sometimes you give away your true identity…

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Just drunk typing, ignore it.


    • http://www.facebook.com/Cagekicker69 Paul Baumeister

      Noooooooooooooooooooo one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • Undershooter30

    #43 You are gorgeous! You can whip that cancers ass! KC&CO

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=602815299 Thomas Shaw

      I agree keep calm steph!

      • John

        Nay, bullshit. Get mad. This is a war, and you have to win. There are a lot of things that I remember about my fight with it, but the first thing I did was resolve to fight, no matter the outcome. If I could not show my kids how to beat cancer, I was sure going to show them how to go down swinging. This is the biggest fight you will ever have, and there is no second place. You must prevail. Screw bravery, be courageous. Be strong because now is when you need it. Be clear about the intentions of your enemy. There is no quarter to be had or given. Nobody would choose this fight, but you're in it now so you'd best come heavy. You can be calm after you have broken its back and left it behind you. Now is the time to get mad and fight like hell.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001079327627 Stephanie Hand

          This is the most amazing thing i have read. You guys have given me so much energy today I have no words to describe my gratitude

          • John

            I wish you weren't facing this, but since you are you already have had all of the thoughts about life and death and is this all there is. I don't know if it is or not, and I'm not going to piss down your neck and tell you it's raining sunshine. This is bad, and it will stay bad for some time to come. What you have is the will within you to fight, and the capacity to do so. Everything that you are and everything you hoped you would be is on the line now. Use that. Use every edge you can get. If a frontal assault is too costly then try an oblique approach. You are in a defensive war against an invader. You have to keep what you hold and take back everthing the invader has. You can't win this by digging in and mounting a resistance. You have to grab it by the hair and dash its head into a wall. The enemy will not cooperate, thus why they are called the enemy. Fine. You don't cooperate with it while it tries to savage your defenses. You beat it back and then go after it. If it appears somewhere else then you bring the fight to it there.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Into the eyes of pure evil in a tiny package


    Point proven

  • Malkintosh22

    #40 Every day theChive confirms my sexuality. Daaamn

    • jrey81

      Biel is amaaaazing… and that zipper down the back just makes that dress into an easy access candy wrapper… have we had a thread of just her yet?

    • ssss9999

      And everyday it makes me question mine (I'm a girl).

      • Rune Thor

        no one cares you're a chick, dude.

        • notquiteflbp

          carfull the Berry will be posting hate mauil to you , meanwhile get me a samich beotch..

      • Sally

        every chick on the internet is bisexual now. *yawn* bunch of poseurs.

    • joids

      by making you wish you had a dress like that?

    • notquiteflbp

      yes Malkintosh chive has proven your suceptable to women with hardly and curves
      (like men)

  • TylerG_76

    All the best to you, Stephanie! 🙂
    I'm fought Cancer as well and I know what it's like to go through all of that, you'll kick it's ass for sure with a smile like that!
    Chive on! ❤

    • TylerG_76

      Oh yeah, and Fuck Cancer! 😀

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #19 that's what Santa does too, when you've been really really bad.

    I took down the chimney after the 8th time.


    • Commando00

      better roll up your car windows too just in case…….

    • transvestight iyt


  • RatedR401

    I would give my left tit to witness this in real life #19

    • Gammer

      Challenge Accepted!

    • Ramrod

      Throw in the right and you got yourself a deal young lady!

    • Red

      Can we see said left tit?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003232681786 Albus Quindecim

      Challenge accepted

  • jrey81

    #12 I applaud the focus #36 that's a handful I'd like to handle…#48 is red haawwwt… almost melted my eyes! MOAR!

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