Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • Noegod

    #26 how did the camera guy know to zoom in on that rider? Smells fishy.

  • manicmachine

    #16 Steve Buscemi… awwwww yeahhh

    • Hmmm

      I don't believe in tipping.

      • Enragedgonad

        You always tip your waitress.

        • The_Dood

          Who's got your undies Walter?

          • El Duderino

            What's a pederast?

            • The_Dood

              I am the walrus.

              • Assholes A Plenty

                No you're an asshole

      • Dan

        "I don't belive in tipping." – GREAT MOVIE!

    • eggnog

      Steve…"F#cking" Buscemi??

    • monofrontteeth

      which ones are his two front teeth? The two to the right or he two to the left…

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        Woah…..

        Never noticed that, thanks. Mind is a bit blown now

    • Brian

      This is America, ain’t it? Who the fuck’s stopping ya?

    • Jerry

      He's convinced me…. gimme my dollar back

    • MacNCheesePro

      The walrus!!

    • Pants

      For once I guessed right.

    • bryan

      Nucky Thompson!

  • Alejandro

    Horrible Daily Morning Awesomeness.

    • Mike

      Horrible awesomeness?? That's impossible.

    • The Greek

      Nice to know

    • Naahhhh

      I disagree and reference #7, #9, #14 #22 and #26

      • Alejandro

        Yes, horrible. There has been better ones before. As for #9, that was here in Miami, and they're not that good looking.

        • sandi

          and has been posted on chive at least two times prior already. way to be original Bob!

          • 436f

            agreed.

  • MattKL

    #7 Hahaha, Predator FTW!

    #9 Applying suntan lotion, you're doing it right.

    #15 "What?"

    #24 You have an awesome girlfriend.

    • James

      Wait, wait, I'll do that for her.

  • Me.

    #7 Avatar Vs. Predator, Nice!

    • montago

      I guess technically the Predators would have hunted the Navi at some point. Since they travel across the universe always trying to kill the most deadly prey.

      • the other OTHER Jen

        NERD ALERT

    • Kodos

      ..are you listening, Hollywood?

  • acash

    #19 – Sell these chive. Do it for Lincoln

    • phdonme

      Stinkin Lincoln…..

    • JROC

      do it for merica

  • Wowzers.

    #9 Booty train! I'm next in line!

    • Peggz

      That is one of the fucking hottest photos ive seen in a while

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You need to get laid.
        I'm dead serious by the way.
        Care for a free drink?

        Hugs,
        Paula

  • Cracker

    16: Steve Bucemi

  • Um..

    #10 Ghetto Hooch Barbie.

    • Anon

      Paris Hilton's car being towed

      • yup

        Thats what "Um" said

        • Assholes A Plenty

          Um is corrrect that's her nick name Billionaire Barbie

  • Josh Gorter

    #15 Come at me bro

    • Josh Gorter

      I should of said " Come at me brahman"

    • Ren

      Rivals of roughly equal intelligence

  • Smh.

    #12 Obama reaches out for pimp slap….Little girl mistakes it for black acceptance..

    • balls

      i find that they were even in the same room ridiculous

      • D.J.

        I wouldn't hangout with either!

        • Tyler Durden

          Cool story, bro. Let us know when you've actually been invited and turn them down.

    • Can't be unseen

      Also, Just realized the chick in the red dress looks like shes double fisting her black penis..that is all.

  • Rollout25

    #16 Donny you're out of your element!

    • Captlazarus

      He's not looking for forgiveness.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

        Still so pissed. But god was it beautifully done

        • Walker

          Jimmy was one of my favourite characters. Too bad.

    • marky

      steve buscemi

  • Fuck yes.

    #24 Go out and get you that ring, my friend.

    • fed

      it's a trap!

    • DaddyD

      Why buy the ring when you can eat the cake for free?

    • hMMMM

      unless the girl went out of her way to make it look authentic, looks like a delivery cake with the wax paper and the pizza box

      • Fuck yes.

        if so, she has brains as well…still get the ring.

    • stevie

      I'd just be upset it wasn't actual pizza

  • Picard_

    #18 'Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath'

    • Kodos

      shitter's full

  • WantToBeThere.

    #5 Awesome.

    • Jose

      Anyone know where that is? I am going to have a whole lot of time on my hands soon and I'd like to go there.

    • TheRealSnowman

      Been there – done that. Awesome view!
      Preikestolen – http://www.visitnorway.com/Product/?pid=31157

      • SimonPhoenix

        wow! That is awesome .. I would love to base jump that bad boy!

    • justin

      nature is awesome!!!!! there are too many places and so little time

  • TroyAndAbed

    Bring back Community!!!

    • pdiddily420

      six seasons and a movie!!

  • ijjhg

    #15 wat

    • Bill

      Ew…get a tan.

  • Anonymous

    #24 I refuse to believe that’s not a real pizza….. Lol

  • Salute My Shorts

    #17 Abe Drincoln

    • Salute My Shorts

      #19 Oh the shame, thats what i get for still being up.

    • caleb

      This meme is dogshit. End it.

      • The Greek

        So's your face.

    • SimonPhoenix

      I love this meme! I fuckin crack up every time wondering where its going to go…

  • Flipper650

    #19. I want. Anyone know anything about this?

    • The Greek

      It's a bottle of a liquid with ol Abe's face on it

    • Dalton

      other than its a dbag with a thumb ring? even though its not in the pic im sure hes duckfacin it up

      • A Blinkin

        Or he's a good guy?

  • dashete

    #21 Still cooler than most men alive today

    • DaddyD

      And always will be. The mere fact that he married Joanne Woodward — and stayed married to her — is proof positive.

      If Bill Murray or Chuck Norris could choose to be someone else, this is who they would choose to be.

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      No a single fuck was given that day!

    • ;).

      Bono's pappy

  • TheLittleBear

    #16 No no.. it's Lady Gaga!

    • DaddyD

      Sadly … you could be right.

    • The_Dood

      Way too attractive to be her…

  • dashete

    Or their Classy Lady card

  • h0ao3

    #26 i used to be a motoracer then i took a ground to the knee..

    • shgall

      I saw the clip and though – Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!

    • Jacob

      Makes me want to play Tourist Trophy.

  • http://thechive.com/2011/12/14/daily-morning-awesomeness-25-photos-21/dma-morning-awesomeness0/ Uncle Rico

    #2
    Back in 82' I could leg press the moon…. I'm Dead Serious

    • The Greek

      Only because Chuck Norris let you.

    • Yeah

      If only I had a time machine!

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