Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    DAR, Y U so facking early? Anywaysies….. Guess what asshats, I'm….. Well…? Well…? I can't say it myself, see what happens if you do (unless it's a reply).

    #40 when you see it…

    Hugs
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Darn, I thought I figured it out with that one. At any rate, keep doing what you are doing. Sometimes your comments make me laugh harder than the pics."

    • DrROBOTO

      Everybody Else: Zzzzzzzzzzz….

    • NoCare

      We don't care.

    • CHIPBUTY

      WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW….. THEY HAVE DESTROYED MY FUTURE LIFE, HOW CAN I MOVE ON NOW LOOKING LIKE A STITCHED UP RAGGY DOLL???? I HAVE BEEN HUMILLIATED INFRONT OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS DONT EVEN CALL ANYMORE???? I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS…THEY THE E.M.F "MEDIA' LEAD PEOPLE ARE INVOLVED I'M BEING SINGLED OUT FROM THE THE WORLD….WHAT WHY WHEN ARE THE QUESTIONS I SEEK REGARDING MY WELFARE…

      • CHIPBUTY

        HANG ON A MOMENT, FIRST THEY TRY AND HURT ME AND SUCCESSFULLY DO BUT THE JOB ISNT OVER …NOW THEY TRY AND HELP ME ???? WTF………..TO ME THIS SOUNDS LIKE THEY USING A DIFFERENT ANGLE WOULDENT U AGREE??? THEY KEEP SAYING TWEET A GIRT I DO,… TO NO AVAIL, I SWITCH THE TV ON AND ITS AS THO IM GETTING SMIRK'D AT ????? DO THEY HAVE A TV BEHIND THE CAMERA?…..

        JUST WONDERED IF U CAN REMEMBER WHEN U "THE MEDIA" TRY'D TO MENTALLY FUCK ME OVER USING EMF AND TV AND RADIO AND NEWSPAPER'S TO PERTRAY SHIT THAT WAS HAPPENING IN MY LIFE TO GET MY ATTENTION TO EVENTUALLY HURT ME EVEN THAT ONE TIME WHEN I NEARLY DIED INFRONT OF MY FAMILY MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY FUNNY NICE ONE NO WORRIES…

        • 2pumpdump

          and still not a single fuck was given there chippy

          • CHIPBUTY

            U KNOW NOTHING THAT I'M TALKING… THE CHIVE QUOTE "not a single fuck was given" WAS MADE FOR ME WHEN I FIND THEM AND DESTROY THEM.

            • ChaseTheWalker

              I don't think you know that what you're talking.

        • Pepermunt9

          ur caps-lock is still on…

          • ChaseTheWalker

            What? I couldn't hear you, someone was yelling.

        • PeZ

          Would you like a Chip butty?

        • Benninj

          *portray

      • Anonymous
  • Osama

    FU!!!

  • pjsupremex

    #30 yes please!

    • JROC

      ahhhh lucky

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Ha! Ha! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Not when I'm around!

    • pjsupremex

      dammit i didnt get to see it first!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well I did, I did… and it was…. wonderful.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – just wonderful

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      OK guys, who deleted his brilliant 'first'? I'm gonna get medieval on yo ass!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • John

        I have to admit I did that one. I'm not a fan of deleting comments (unless you really go over the line) but I saw that 'first' today and I just had to do it, man. I couldn't help myself.

        • Looney Police

          Bravo…I wish I held such power….I would probably piss a LOT of people off though :]

        • marley

          I hate seeing FIRST more than anything. If you can't say something constructive, don't wast space on the 1st page of the comments.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh chill out asshat… I know you're still frustrated over last weeks Sexy Chivers, but damn, get over it already. Just say it was one for the ladies and you're all set. Meow was that so hard?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – (I damn well know nothing else got hard from last weeks SC)

    • CP!!

      haha.. iced

  • SwingoutScott

    #49. Saving a life. Looking amazing while doing. You are a true Chivette!

    • real talk

      i would drink that blood

    • Jason

      Need more of her for sure!

    • I gots a camera

      I hear they're looking for milk donations too…

  • jrey81

    Chivette FLBPs, GAPs and Burn Bras hitting the early DAR in a big way today!!! Moar #33, #36, #30 & #45! Also please find #22!

    • Scotsman

      I believe #22 plays Cady in the underrated show Reaper….and according to IMDB some other stupid shows like 90210 and the movie Prom Night.
      Her name is Jessica Stroup.

    • Kberg

      I'm pretty sure #33 is Natacha Peyre.

  • Lev

    #1 Please understand. I love you enough to clean you, but stay the hell away from me.

    • wowoww

      dumbest comment ive seen in a while…

      obv hes dusting a static display and cannot get any closer. wow

  • Armidian

    #20 wait what the hell….

    • The Riddler

      DeadHenge?

      • The Riddler

        So surf YouTube for "Giant Human Skulls" seriously…mind=blown

        • bemilm

          Square-cube law. So, no.

        • ranD

          amazing people believe this shit, but show a picture of some chick they have no chance with and they all scream SHOP!!! smh.

    • Indy Girl

      King Kong's remains have been found…no big deal really

      • BloodScrubber

        ^^ Awesome reply right there.

    • Matt Tatt

      Giant fucking Indians Americas fucked unless they teach us to make giant corn!

      • Bob

        Kinda tough to butcher a Cook joke, but ^ guy did it.

        • designit

          he sure did……holy hell *facepalm*

        • rabble

          Dane Cook blows cock to pass time

      • Poontangler

        Lets engineer some giant small pox. Wait, is that an oxymoron?

    • Random_Things

      The tigers are already fucked, thanks to normal sized humans.

    • Ferret

      The bible would call them Nephilim.. most would call shopped

  • THE_Yanni

    #19 BURRRR

    • Daith_Lee

      Not gonna lie….I LOL'd hard when I read that along with the pic…

      • gulfcoast

        awesomest comment

  • ja ru

    #23 best show ever!

    • Diggler

      Big Bang Theory is better.

      • Travis

        Just because the laugh track says BB is funny, doesn't mean it actually is

    • dzgg

      FALSE

  • James

    More boobs, please.

  • The Guy

    Thanks for pointing out the dog on dog action right in front of everyone, i didn't even see that. #15

    • Poontangler

      On prancer, on dancer, on donner, and boxer on boxer.

  • Donor

    #49 The best Christmas gift one can give. Chivette doing it right.

    • Get Real

      Blow jobs are better and you know it is true

      • Bubba

        …they can peacefully coexist!

    • CHIPBUTY

      BUT WHY????? SHE IS DRAINING THE AIDS AWASH

  • FightOn4Life

    Those eyes….#6

  • Jayavc

    #10 I'd still eat it…

    • Poontangler

      No no, stay there. Here comes the mississippi powdriver.

    • dave

      five second rule doesn't apply……

  • Just Say It

    Nice tits and thighs #30.

  • Jayavc

    #15 Merry Fuckin Christmas Everybody!!!

  • R2GFan

    #2 PERFECT!
    #30 God bless you dear…that was (and they are) magnificent.

    • Lojikal

      How can I get my gf to wear Spacejam Jordans & give blowjobs???!!!

    • Matt Tatt

      i thought second date was bj?

  • pjsupremex

    old news!

  • steeb2er

    #46 Also "There's only 5 minutes left in the game."

    • Smitty

      That's why I think that football is such bullshit. It takes 30 minutes to play five on the clock.

      That and some seriously pussified rules too. What the fuck is pass interference? Isn't that the point of defense? To interfere with the motherfucking pass? Put a league on the air with street rules and I would watch the fuck out of that.

      • Poontangler

        Your outrage towards football is confusing and unsettling all at the same time. That is all.

      • DoomsDayDub

        Yeah! This is 'Merica Smitty, we love big tits, round asses and the NFL! STFU or GTFO.

  • Woodrow

    #30 Smokinnnnn

  • pdiddily420

    #33

    What a coincidence. I am also currently scrolling the DAR with only one of my hands in view.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Keep stroking your mom, she loves it.

      Hugs,
      Paula

      • pdiddily420

        Nice! Got Paula to reply to one of my comments. I can meow check that off my bucket list.

        That being said, my Mom is a big girl, she would require both hands(and maybe a foot).

    • http://twitter.com/weavty1 @weavty1

      More of #33 PLEASE.

    • JOHN

      also the queen of bad spelling.

  • maggiemay13

    #2 I would just like to point out, most women don't expect to go out on a date with a guy wearing skinny jeans. Therefore no blowjob for him.

    • Dream_Weaver

      My thought was, why are there 2 girls in this pic?

      • AssClown

        Yeah, but where's the cup?

        • crash0520

          just when I forget that I ever watched that video some asshole has to bring it up

          • bemilm

            I believe you mean "some assclown"

    • Bob

      Yeah skinny jean hipsters do not deserves bjs

    • Salute My Shorts

      Acid wash skinny jeans at that.

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Unless it's another guy in skinny jeans…

  • HatBomb

    #42 Practice makes perfect, you're doing it right. #36 God bless you.

    • Smitty

      Though I have no doubt in my mind that those two still complain about giving oral.

    • wes

      dreams do come true

  • Apoennim

    #36 Thirty Six!

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