Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

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  • etcrr

    #6 that's me

    • MattKL

      I never feel old. I always feel that it's more time I've been around being awesome.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      Shit, when did mid 20s become being old?

      • etcrr

        it isn't, I am not even considered old but I just turned 58

        • The The

          You're old.

          • etcrr

            trhat's what my son tells me, but I'm not convinced

            • The_Dood

              Judging by your comments I would've guessed mid to late 30's.

              • eChive

                Has anyone noticed the idiots scripting these drops downs use a time span?

                Sloppy.

                If you are born in 2011 how would you be surfing a site?
                A site with the need for DOB.

              • etcrr

                I appreciate your compliment, I can't speak for anyone else, I find as I get older I still think like I am in my 30's, it is just my body gave out over the years of use from heavy labor and lymes decease. So it gets hard to type as It effects the nerves and gets hard to type

    • goldmember

      Why do they always have to start the selection from a year like 2010 or 2011?
      I have often seen baby´s search for violent and nude videos… :*
      I have to scroll and feel old because of this!

    • DaddyD

      "Old" is 10 years older than I am. It's been that way since I was 6. It will be that way when I am 90.

      • asdfgh

        except if youre 28 and you meet an 18 y-old girl… then youre all like "im not old!!"

        • asdfgh

          …or 30 and 20 if you dont like to live on the edge…

    • DrBoogie_R32

      You know, sometimes you have to give your DOB to access awesome that the <21's can't. So I say "be a proud scoll-er"

      • Flow

        Well, then again, even those younger than 21 can figure out how to cheat websites that ask you for that. Either that, or I was just a genius at that age.

        • The_Dood

          For the last 10 years I've just clicked the year box, scrolled down, and clicked a random year at least 25 years ago.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Seing the sign at the store saying you must be born before XXXX date to buy cigs or alchohol makes me feel old.

      • asdfgh

        not getting asked for an ID when buying booze makes me feel old

    • JDB

      The bad part is that they consider old born in 87… Damn.

    • Captlazarus

      well then what the fuck is it when 1987 is two years after I graduated high school? and who the fuck are all you people and what the fuck are you doing in my house?

    • Redynz

      What moran uses a drop-down menu for birth year!? Use a text field!!!

      • Blueynz

        The same kind that can't properly spell moron.

    • http://www.facebook.com/andreas.tollefson Andreas Tollefson

      Whoa, whoa, whoa… 1987? Old?

      Jebuz, it's the same as the nostalgia threads where some of the stuff "from childhood" came out after I graduated high school.

      And I'm not old, either. Not by any stretch.

      You're in your early 20s, you're not old. At. All.

    • Ettienne

      You swap the 87 around and you get me. *tear*

  • mickdeck

    The DMA always makes my insomnia worth it.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_
    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter
    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Meow print it, take a photo with this card on it, submit it to the Chive!

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        For you Paula, anything.

    • http://thechive.com cubicman

      Thank You my dear. And (almost) the same for You. Big kisses and hugs.

    • DutchChiveFan

      Liev hoor…

      • Mick

        Lief* hoor

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Liev mag ook 🙂

          Knuffeltje,
          Paula

          • Fifa

            Paula praat nederlands?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Paula…. IS dan ook gewoon nederlands?

              Knuffeltje,
              Paula

  • MattKL

    #15 Fuck yes.

    • DaddyD

      I discipline my children by threatening to start singing if they don't behave.

    • SquishyFlint

      Either the fundraiser organizer was a tasteless idiot…or a sadistic genius.

  • mac

    #19 K-O!

    • greg

      speedbag! hahah the rook beagle's gonna think twice before going against asham or any other vet!

    • Benny

      YOU WIN!

    • DaddyD

      NHL will never make it big until they put an end to fighting.

      • dpre

        NHL fans dont want the league to go "Big". Keep watching the NBA asshole.

      • schmielllssson

        You are obviously a little light in the loafers…

      • Truble

        Yes!

    • Bstrong04

      Love it!

    • Heather

      I was watching that game & Asham dropping Beagle was AWESOME!!! I only wish he could have dropped Ovie, too! Lets' go Pens!!!

      • Toews

        I was going to give you a thumb up, but then I noticed you misspelled Blackhawks.

      • E-man

        Keep dreamin' babe
        Asham could never drop Ovie! The guy's as hard as a coffin nail

        • hMMMM

          no homo

      • Vegeta

        even if Asham could manage to get a punch through amongst the barrage of punches ovi would send his way, asham's fist would have been broken the first punch he threw. Basically: Russians > Americans > Canadians. In hockey at least.

    • ryan

      The last time a beagle was abused that badly, Sarah McLachlan was singing in the background.

    • Redynz

      Like a boss!

    • TheMoose03

      Aaaaaand goodnight. Love how the refs only step in when someone goes down.

    • Fuck the Pens

      Fuck Asham- he's a classless punk as are the douche bag Penguims and their scum fans.Penguins think they are shit because they won Lord Stanley's Cup a few times- you ain't shit until you go to the Cup THIRTY more times, pussies! CANADIENS!!!!!!!

      • Vlad

        Everyone knows that people from Pittsburgh are all douche bags and dumbasses…

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #16 Windows 95 bitch cuz im gangsta!

    • O G Chive

      You ain't old school if you ain't got a monitor this big

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        Big pimpin wit the side attached speakers.

    • mooseknuckle907

      Rolling hard with one's

    • Thanx4AllDaFish

      Gangstas use ME. . .

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

      he's using Netscape Navigator, ver 2.1 of course

    • Craigery

      Look at all dem Washingtons!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Thats old school gangsta

    • herpity

      he does a pretty impressive Omar

  • Whosthatguy

    #3 You dare sit in my spot…ultimate punch!

    • Benny

      Actually… that would be a kick…

    • Truth

      Falcon KICK!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Stupid kidds!

  • Sarah

    #13
    so cute! I love the berry!

  • Still_Counts

    Hot MILF.

    #14

    • Scotsman

      Way to be redundant, but yes.

    • oldmate

      I would be smiling too if I was in your position little buddy!

    • SquishyFlint

      While true, my first sentiment was that that kid has a way better nap spot than I do. I've just got some crummy down pillows and stuff.

  • bob lee swagger

    #4

    Normally I'd be with this, but Why would it matter that he took up four spots if the parking lot is completely empty?

    • MattKL

      It's the principle of the thing.

    • Chris

      Because its fun to fuck with douchebags.

      That why.

      • ali

        but but but, then they are taking up heaps more spots!!

        • MattKL

          They did not ask for that war, but by God they will win it.

          • bigdeal

            a fucking men sir!

    • Mokuseitora

      F* U that's why!

    • myself

      Could be morning and they are the first to arrive or maybe skeleton crew due to holiday time and the asshat parks like that always..

      Used to work with a guy that parking in at least two spot daily. We would with our side mirrors about an inch from the front doors. One would pull in normally and the other would back in, in case someone was confused. Guy was such and idiot he'd used the power open rear and go out there.

    • Stupid

      They took 4 spots so they decided to make it an even 10 spots taken instead?

  • Guitarman0121

    Daily Morning Awesomeness? I have got to go to bed…

  • bob lee swagger

    #16

    This is how I imagine my life to be when I grow up

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Your mom forbids you.

      Hugs,
      Paula

      • bob lee swagger

        No, she actually approves. My mom's exact words to me were "A player's gotta play. Do you, son!"

    • TPF95PGT

      That's what happens when you keep your old computer instead of upgrading it… you want to kill someone and you have cash left !

  • Pepermunt9

    #3

    FATALITY!

  • Scotsman

    #21 that's the exact face I made too.

  • The Bandit

    #1 …a Santa friendly chimney…just seen it on TV yesterday (was the boys wish)
    #7…one of the funniest gifs I've seen lately
    #12 only R2-D2 is missing

    • Mokuseitora

      I "think" that was from Battlestar Galactica… so no R2D2

      • The Bandit

        …well, that explains it all…it's been many years since I've seen Battlestar…thank god Battlestar-Fans are not as extreme as Star Wars fans…if not I would have gotten killed for mixing them up…

        • Mokuseitora

          I am not "FANATIC", but I love me some Sci-Fi so I recognized the difference… could have gone postal… but I don't take things too seriously here. The only one to do that is Paula.

  • Avar

    Uhhh…it's 3:28am and I have an interview to go to in 5 1/2 hours and here I am scrolling the DAR.

    BEST MORNING EVER!!!

    • El_Hefe

      except it isn't DAR, but DMA…..

    • The The

      It's Daily morning awesomeness not the dar, similar but different

      On another note…looking tired and exhausted not a good thing for an interview

  • Gorgeous

    Too many gif for my phone man

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That'll teach you to buy an iphone!

      Hugs,
      Paula

      • El_Hefe

        Except the iPhone plays .gifs just fine

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #22 Godspeed?

    Hugs,
    Paula

    • Slakhow

      Must be a virgin active gym

    • The_Dood

      I don't see a black emperor?

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=567968025 Perry Mason

    Dear chive, you should remove the word "Probably" from your slogan.

  • ewdeziel

    #6 1987 birthday FTW!

    • bonezoz

      You bloody, young bastard, I gotta scroll two or three times to get to my birth year…. 😦

      • The_Dood

        Yes, damn that guy for having his parents have him so recently! And for that matter, damn my parents too because I'm the same age!

  • DCBizzle

    #13 hate to say it, but D'AWW

    • MattKL

      He is passing on all his knowledge and powers.

    • Machinist

      NannyCat!

  • http://kyo9.blogspot.com kyo_9

    I don't understand #9
    What so amazing about it?

    • etcrr

      wasn't he in the middle of a divorce?

    • Jared

      That his dick isn't in the picture

      • Jim

        Jared FTW

    • bud

      the guy in the picture is Brett Favre. he was a quarterback in the NFL (one of the greatest of all time), and the at the end of his career, there was a scandal in which he allegedly sent a dick pic to a woman (while married) and it was leaked. hope that helps, kyo.

      • http://kyo9.blogspot.com kyo_9

        thanks a lot, bro!
        that really explains why the picture is here..
        haha~

  • kidn

    if Pinocchio said his nose was going to grow, what would happen?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      He would get kicked in the wooden balls.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – it's too early for paradoxes asshat!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter
    • Hunter X

      He would have a dozen bitches givin' him the 'subtle lip bite'…

    • JamesH

      I didn't read the wiki article but I can assume it is similar to other paradoxes. If he said it would grow within a time frame, such as "my nose will grow this instant," upon its non-growth he would be a liar and then it would grow. As for the ambiguous time frame listed in the original post, as long as his nose grew ever again he would be satisfy the qualifications for truth. If he never lied after that than his nose would not grow since at some ultimate point (i.e. when he became firewood) the causation between the growth of his nose and lying would no longer exist.

      lol, KCTO

    • simtafa

      what the fuck this has to do with the post? Can someone please explain?

  • HectorGum

    "Calm down human, everything is gonna be OK".

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #6 #14 That is'nt no shit LOL and babies love there mothers…

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