Daily Morning Awesomeness…welcome back (35 Photos)

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  • Clover

    CHIVE!!! FRIGGIN MISSED YOU!!!

    • Avarice

      I can't remember my life before Chive…well, actually I can…but it was boring…

  • Malkintosh22

    I'm sorry, Chive. I've met somebody else.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Reddit has crabs.

      Hugs,
      Paula

    • Avidity

      That's fine. One less person to share the sexy Chivettes with…

      No, I lied. The Chive is also about extreme generosity. When you come back and we'll be more than happy to share 🙂

    • derpina

      9gag ? and yes i came here to say that.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    OMG OMG OMG, THIRD on the SECOND post of 2012? How, HOW!??1!
    Because I rule.
    <img src="http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.9824084.3481/sticker,375×360.png"&gt;
    Hugs,
    Your beloved Paula

    • Eh.

      fail.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No it's not dumbass.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – first commenter of 2012

        • Mcawesome

          Silly Paula everyone knows Angela was the boss

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Ah, so you didn't get it either.

            Hugs,
            Paula

    • Wet_tosti

      Go back to kindergarten for a refund miss. third place and learn to count.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        OMFG, learn to read asshat. T-H-I-R-D- I wrote. And that's corect.

        Hugs,
        Paula

        • Wet_tosti

          Yeah, yeah…. you are a THURD.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            The difference between you and me? _I_ know!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – first commenter of 2012

    • admiralperry

      The same comment on the first two posts of the new year? weak sauce

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No it's not, learn to read. Damn, all these asshats are keeping me busy.

        Anywaysies, this year's first comment EVAR was mine, MIIIIINE!!!
        IT IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – first commenter of 2012

    • caleb

      Is it just me or why isn't Bruce Willis (John Mclane) getting some fucking love out here? Guy's a fucking champ!

    • Brittany

      Wow, Paula! 2012 and still, you have no life! Sad…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        …and I NEVER will! Doesn't that make you happy? To know that as long as the Chive exists, I'll always be here to comment, to guide you trough these misty fields of the internet?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – # 1 commenter of 2012

        • Brittany

          Lol! Keep on hatin, girl!

    • DeDav

      Awesome! Paula got a new avatar!

  • ICECOLDBUDDHA

    AHHHHH YOUR BAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    ….almost didn't make it!

    • Anonymouse

      you're

      • frankus

        douche

  • blub_glub

    YIPEEEE KAW YEEEAH MA FUCKAAA!!!!!

  • Stans Dad

    #33 Oh isnt this america? I thought this was America!

    • Frenzifreddie

      HOLY SHIT!
      Not another SPOILER 😦

    • cr1min4l

      Whaddya wanna do?

    • robierto

      ITS A BRO-DOWN!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=308300150 Megan Campbell

    thank god!! welcome back to my life, chive!

  • Tim

    #17 bitch is hardcore

    • Vanilla Gorilla

      Chuck Norris's illegitimate child.

  • Wet_tosti

    #3 and #11 Fuck Yeah! The Chive is back. Bring it on! Happy 2012

    • bdg

      #3 is a herd core bathroom!!

  • Dave

    First in 2012!

    • jordan

      not even close douche bag

    • JAFitC

      Perhaps you were thinking of the alternate Douchebag-Bizarro Universe?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002080535772 Ashley Mayfield-cowan

    chive, how i missed you. it saddened me that i didn't have anything new to look at for a while, but all is well now.

    btw, you had another new chivette come into the world. don't plan on getting rid of the chivette onesies any time soon, lol

  • Ander

    Welcome back Chive and thank you very much for #11

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Cold bitches are cold.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – first commenter of 2012

  • admiralperry

    WELCOME BACK CHIVE! hope everyone had a great vacation.
    I wish #29 was my Christmas tree…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #36 Merry New Year my dear minions!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – first commenter of 2012

    • Todd Packer

      go get bent Paula. Simply put by the Pack-man

  • justin alec

    dont ever leave me again chive.

  • Chunk Pants

    Welcome back indeed

  • Psilo911

    WELCOME BACK! WE FLIPPIN MISSED YOU!!!!!!

  • jordan

    Oh sweet sweet CHIVE. How I've missed you so.

  • ICECOLDBUDDHA

    #11

    Minnesota?

    • caleb

      Vancouver

  • isa

    Finally you are back… I'm so happy ! What a horrible week….

  • sshuggi

    #14 Forever alone…

  • Dylan

    Soooooooooooo happy to have you guys back! Hope you enjoyed the holidays as much as this chivette! Let’s make this a Chiver-ific 2012!

  • https://www.facebook.com/mav2ag Thomas Pickett

    TheCHIVE returns for the New Year… Faith in humanity is somewhat restored for 2012!

  • Gorgeous

    Chive u scratched my itch

  • Abe

    #11
    Canmore Alberta?

    • Anon

      No but #19 might be from there 😉 The plates match the province afterall

      • caleb

        Alberta, home of the shitty oilers and flames.

        • Chode

          Good joke, terrible execution

      • Thomas

        Not to mention, probably not a douchebag. Got to work first, snow covered the lot, guessed at where the lines are. Others came later after the snow melted some.

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