How the Russians show off on Facebook (30 Photos)

  • misschris

    #3 Well no one will be going down on her for a while….. ew.

    • Dan

      I really just don't know what the fuck is going on here. Most disturbing pic of the year so far!

      • Biggy

        Which picture? The one right above the comment? I agree

        • misschris

          Nope, the one right under my comment obviously. I could be getting some by 4:30 today. Based on your attitude towards a perfectly normal looking girl like me… I would bet money you don't have anyone to go down on you. Sad.

          • Biggy

            Actually my girlfriend is a ginger as well. Except she doesn't look like she had a sex change

            • ARS

              Your Fist does not count

            • bug

              you're quite mean.

            • conrizzle

              wow you're a dick….congratulations. why don't you show your girlfriend what you've said here.

              • My2KidsAreGreat

                Stop picking on this guy he was just defending himself against that girl, innapropriate burst of stupidity. Way to go douchette…

    • mmhmm

      Seem familiar misschris?

      • misschris

        Um, no. I don't take baths w/ fish… and my guy does go down on me whenever I want.

        • dang

          poor guy

        • Ellen

          That reminds me…it's getting quite crowded down here.

    • KingJoe

      What did fish smell like before women started swimming?

      • Bobby

        KingJoe – funniest thing I've read all week. Thanks

    • spartan104fred

      i don't even know where to begin with this photo. gonna try to unsee this

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Or, at least, until she turns 16.

    • Bud

      "I make sex with you… Also look at my fish!"

    • Dunny_

      I wasn't sure if this was for reals or if it was a preview of the next season of American Horror Story.

    • Commando00

      She must do that to get rid of the vinegar smell……or is it vice-versa??

    • Darissa

      Ok, I think there is some explanation needed for non Russians… well we eat carp on Christmas Eve's for dinner, right. The thing is, some keep their carps in bathtub alive till Chrismas, so they can kill them and eat them fresh rather than buy some frozen. It seems that somebody didn't bother to take out the carp out of the bathtub, before taking bath…Quite disgusting, but not that disturbing.
      And it's fun for kiddies, they can play with alive carp and all. And once you kill it, you save some of its scales for luck …different country, different culture

      • Toba

        That's a Rainbow Trout. Carp theory disproved.

      • windowlicker

        I read this in Yakov Smirnoff voice.

      • TBT

        Your response made this so much more disturbing for me. I would have settled for "weird".

    • Paula_

      GREAT, now how are they going to take that scent off the fish?

      – the one you love to hate

    • TTMEN

      This pic is borderline child porn. I don't want to look at this shit. WTF CHIVE??

      • Andy

        i agree. guys take it down. that's neither funny or acceptable..

      • 1zmaj

        not sure about this "borderline" thing – this shit is downright cp and should be taken down. fuck you, chive!

        • sadman

          It is not sexually explicit, so you are false in your assertion that this is CP. However this could be a precursor to child trafficking called "child grooming." I don't like it either, but I also forget that children are sold into slavery for prostitution and pornography everyday. Evil does not go away when you close your eyes.

    • Delish

      Lol I'd go down on her any day

  • El Chivero

    What has been seen cannot be unseen

    • CableGuy2011

      WTF….I'm going to have nightmares now.

    • Waylon

      Exactly what I thought several times while viewing these.

    • Qwixel

      I have a hammer that can fix that.

    • Cahill

      Couldn't have said it better myself

  • meow

    Oh my goodness lmao at this post , #25 >_<

    • Krzysztof Romot

      i threw up a little in my mouth when i saw that pic

    • dude

      i wonder what it says?

  • Sophia

    That was horrifying.

  • Diggler

    #3 #7 #12 #15 #22 There just are no words for any of this…

    • Underbaker

      I had to thumb you down for just bringing them all up again. Once really was too much for most of these.

    • Theresa

      Hahaha! I felt the same way about those exact pics!

  • oletripod

    #26 FIND HER!

    • TJD

      MOAR MOAR!!

      • Notsofunny

        Is it possible to have MOAR than what's already there?

    • gordon

      more like hunt her….

    • Guesty

      Im pretty sure it has a penis

      • the other OTHER Jen

        im pretty sure you will find her at the buffet.

        • fbagger

          PAULA??? Is that you?

    • YunChoe

      We need a seismograph, and to have her if at all possible take a few steps that would lead us down the right path

    • givethedjabj

      FAP FAP

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    wow…can't unsee, and not going to russia any time soon.

  • dalesq

    That is an unfortunate looking group of individuals. To say the least.

    • Tanya

      Makes me not want to admit that I'm Russian..

  • etcrr

    #2 #8 the kings of Douchedom

    • whos.mike

      Look at the guy in #8 wtf is that? A vacuum hose???? Is he doing what I think he is doing????

      • pils

        Yes he is 😦

  • @mkingscott

    What the merry hell?

  • Vee

    I am pretty much scared of Russians now… they're almost as weird as the Japanese!

    • matt

      Russians: The Japanese of Europe.

    • amplidudes

      What is the difference between all the other trolls in the world? Do not see anything special ..

  • Brad

    #20 My what a nice pussy you have!

    • SmokeyMorgan

      She needs to trim that pussy…………cat.

    • mcsgwigga

      Look at the size of her . . . . . . . . fan

    • pils

      Show me your pussy 😀

  • milesclarence

    this post still doesn't lessen the sting of canada losing to them in the world jrs last night.

    • newscot

      Ruined my night…
      Let's hope Sweden hands it to them tomorrow (and Canada can take the bronze from Finland).

      • milesclarence

        agreed, now we can only hope. Go Sweden!

  • Overweight 35 yr-old

    #26 is from San Antonio….not Russia

    • Dan

      Is she your ex?

      • Dorkfish

        Or fiance

        • chiver

          woulda, but she said no to him.

    • Underbaker

      And how would you know that?

      • amplidudes

        watch her body mass index 😉

    • amplidudes

      hahahaha ! really good one! it's because her weight i guess ..

    • @paloma_etc

      LMAO funniest thing I've read all day!

  • echogeo

    So full of FTW, I don't know where to begin. How about we remove No. 3 for obvious reasons?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Hope you meant "WTF." There was no winning here.

    • Tuttified

      Yea, def remove #3….. that fish does NOT belong in the tub.

  • PoppaFlax

    And I thought I was F@CKED UP…

  • JDTulsa52

    To each their own right? No, not at all… Strange mother fuckers. We keep these people hidden here in the states.. Who provided them with internet?

    • ACD

      No we don't.
      They are at WalMart

      • kodakkid

        laughed so hard I cried at that ACD well done.

    • Kris

      Al Gore.

  • Harvey Powers III

    #26…Why does Danny DeVito has a Russian Facebook?

  • Ben

    From Russia with WTF?



    • Atgr

      Chive didn't take those pictures your comrades did, CHive just posted them.

    • Kirah

      ummm i think that the Russian are pretty much doing that on their own.

    • GernBlansten

      Bet you're one of those "'Merica" douchebags.

      Pot, this is kettle, over.

      • Paula_

        Easy there old timer, once is enough.
        Oh you can still delete the first of the double posts. It will disappear without a trace!

        – Fan testimonial: "You provide a necessary spark to the site."

    • Mike St. Jacques

      When Russia wins a Cold War they can poke fun, too. Back to your borsch, Boris.

    • newscot

      The Russians are making fun of themselves

    • Bones

      You going to complain about every post? Why not go find one of those big black booties you were talking about, hang out with those Asians we like to make fun of, and go to Russia with the rest of the weirdos in this post. Shut the hell up.

  • Chris Conlan

    I just died a little inside looking at these…..

  • WTF??

    Are you sure that #30 is not from Texas??

    • Underbaker

      I was thinking more like Alabama, but I agree that it has Merican Redneck all over it.

  • asdf

    If #30 held me at that gun's point, I guess I would have to.

    • Master_Rahl

      that's what Vodka's for…

  • cantcme

    #22 The hipster virus is spreading

    • GernBlansten

      And mutating

  • Canes


    A whole new meaning to "sleeps with the fishes."

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