Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • AssClown

    #4 She'll have no problem sucking some giant wieners…well, actually just one giant wiener.

    • MapleLeaf

      but there are two men in this pictu… ohhh yeah now i get it.

      • Truth

        rice dick…

        • Jack Knife

          Did you just say Lice Dick? I think i read that in the wrong voice.

    • Chris

      They ran train on her lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1428570722 Jorge Hurtado

      bet there's a "no running and laughing for children in the house"! lol

    • mouchette

      I see two genies and Ming.

    • ROK247

      damn, remember when christina was hotter than fuck?

      • Ricco

        Back in nineteen ninety-NEVER

  • grizzlet

    Third!
    ?

    • Frank M

      #11.

      Ron Paul FTW!

  • IU Chivette

    #23

    oh you poor dear, you've picked a fight with the wrong campus…

    • asdf

      FINISH HER IU!!!

      • DoomsDayDub

        Ummmm, is it just me or does #44 easily beat them both???

        • Midnight

          It's just you.

    • techno_viking

      Don't worry. I think we can all agree that you've already won…

      • like boobs

        Which one are you talking to?

        • Pwithc

          exactly.

    • Get Real

      Hey Purdue & IU – nobody else gives a shit just post more T&A

    • Hand of Fate

      I'm sorry, but we don't really go for "Classy" here, Purdue Chivette.

      Burned bra with FLBP and a combined Hump/Gap trumps "classy" every. single. time.

      • spartan104fred

        I don't think i could have said it any better.

      • USMC0331

        i agree

    • sdago25

      Ya Purdue! It's being as far a way from classy as possible, or GTFO!

    • stacy

      I'm warming my tits up right now

      • stacy

        and by 'warming' i mean i'm putting ice cubes on my nipples

        • whyme1973

          I'm at your service.

    • nate

      I know I'm am going to get harassed for this, but i gotta give it to the lady from Purdue! Beautiful Smile and her big blue eyes are workin for me!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        thats cause you havent seen the face of the other one yet. not a fair fight yet….

    • IU Blows

      Nothing but trifling ass whore bags at IU. Purdue girls are hot and smart… meaning, when they graduate, they will actually contribute to society. IU whores will always be that; whores. And when they graduate, they'll be washed up whores. The Purdue girls will at least have the ability to contribute to the family bank account.

      • The Bacon Chronicles

        You sound fat.

        • IU Blows

          Says the "Bacon Chronicles"…

      • bannerupboilerdown

        and only the family bank account. iu girls at least will make you WANT to contribute to creating a family.

      • like boobs

        WOW! Talk about classy. You just proved that purdue supporters have none. Contest over!

        • IU Blows

          I went to U of Florida, but I hate IU with a passion.

      • HOOHOOHOOHOOSIERS!

        There isn't a single 10 on the Purdue Campus… they are a bunch of bruisers… it looks more like a rugby team up there… the only school with uglier girls in the continental US is Notre Dame… Purdue girls are much smarter… but who in there right mind wants that?

      • USMC0331

        shut the hell up before i come stomp your ass, just because a women want to show her butt and other lady parts certainly doesn't mean she is a whore. infact you imply that every girl the sends a hump day picture or FLBL or any other is a whore, they just happen to be very well gifted and want to share it with the world problems? hell in iraq we anything but grateful to the chivettes that do so. quit yout shit before one pissed off marine happens to find you.

        • Yes

          In Iraq, you need an English tutor.

    • Anonymous

      BOILER UP! She's gorgeous. Can't spell "I SUCK" without IU!

      • like boobs

        You can't spell purdue without prude

    • Muadieb

      Go PURDUE!! xD

    • dez troyer

      clearly the purdue chicks are prudes.. no one cares about your late night webcam pic of your clothed person… the Hoosier wins. twice… thanks for comin' out though.

    • jason

      i agree IU girl wins hands down. her the (purdue) girl is just boring that is y she states classie hahhah plus this is the chive hot chicks rule you. look good IU girl

    • Chris

      True life you can't touch Hoosier Pride

      • Jewels

        I think BOTH girls should step their game up! If you're going to talk the talk then walk the fucking walk chicklets! Hoosier Chivette should show her mug and Purdue Chivette should show some T and A. For all we know Hoosier is a butterface and Purdue is just a carface! Only until then can The Chive determine who's moooaar Chive worthy.

      • Bob

        Not true, everyone not afraid of STD's touches Hoosiers

    • bball23plyr

      Its disgusting that all these men care about is ass and tits. i give the purdue girl credit.. I would of never guessed the day when men downed a girl for having self respect.

      • Jewels

        Dude… I'm a female. TITS OR GTFO!

        • Ha!

          #23 #24 #25 I see what you did there

    • YUUUP

      All you women are gorgeous! Let's have both campus' put together posts of 30 pics and settle this war once and for all! Guys get your score cards out!! 🙂

  • tyler

    #19, #20

    thanks for that. it's been a long day.

  • mark

    #23

    judging by the fact that the DAR has only been live for 5 minutes and I have 6 emails that say 'DAR' in them, i'd say this girl has sparked a shitstorm

    • DrROBOTO

      ass beats class on the chive any day…lookin for eye candy, not marriage

      • Jim Doe

        It's fucking Indiana… who cares where you go to school. It's not like there are a lot of hot chicks in that crappy place anyways. Glad I got the fuck out of that shithole state at 18.

        • Jim Doe likes men

          Yeah the state sucks, but IU has more T&A than any place on earth… so um…yeah… we are glad your gone… more for me… loser…

      • Jewels

        I think The Chive is all about the whole package. Ass, class and brains to boot! I DARE you to try and tell any loyal Chivette other wise! Need I remind you that we're the ones that make this web site what it is?!? EVERY fucking Friday John reminds Chivers that The Chive would be NOTHING without it's Chivettes. My suggestion to you or anyone else that shares your lame ass opinion is that you show some fucking respect. If it's just eye candy you seek there are other web sites for that. Do you need directions?

    • Fr2xedom

      This is by far the best kind of shit storm.

    • grunt87

      AWESOME shit storm started!!! I think a "campus challenge" to all rivalry schools should take place!

    • harry

      butt-hole hair is hairy

    • hoosiers23

      Typical Purdue chick – in denial. IU girls have always been superior, and sometimes ranked as hottest in the country, even beating UCLA some years. Hoosier Hooters FTW!

    • cliff

      i expect more from purdue

  • the_mike

    #34 Still stuck in the friend zone.

    • Flicka

      If you blew him, he'd know.

      • Jason

        poor guy..

    • ChivinSeattle

      Takes sexy pictures of boobs, still calls him "best friend". I wonder why he's pissed?

      • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery Tommy Dieterich

        No shit. Girls think that by teasing guys more, it will make everything better. They never realize that's what pissed the guy off in the first place.

      • USMC0331

        ikr?

    • RayBoogs

      stop toying with the man!

    • Beth

      Hi there guys. Speaking as a lady who married my "friend" she would never have submitted a pic of this sort if she wasn't seeking to take it beyond the "friend zone". Trust me. 😉

      • ChaseTheWalker

        As much as I don't want to agree with the enemy I think she ^ is on to something….

      • Alex

        to say you wouldn't is one thing, to say all women wouldn't is an outrageous lie, some women get off on the games and teasing, a tip of the cap to you if you wouldn't, but sorry not buying that she submitted the pic for her boyfriend

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        You may have married a friend, but not your best friend. A best friend is someone who when you told them your deepest thoughts and desires can turn around to you and say "That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard".

      • USMC0331

        but you see that reactions other men have already provided so really since we all seem to think very alike the best friend will react in a like manner

  • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

    #45 took my breath away. Anyone know where this was taken?!

    • dennis

      and a welcome back to LG

    • Nastii

      Inyo National Forest, California, in December

      • Benali

        Was that a pun?

      • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

        You are awesome. Thanks for the detective work! New vacation location now set.

    • QSTN

      LG
      What happened with all those naked pics on the internet.How did they get out and what's the story about them.

      • https://www.facebook.com/colorsthatendinurple Lauren Gentile

        I commented in the following thread about it thoroughly (http://thechive.com/2012/01/05/photoshop-youre-doing-it-wrong-30-photos/#idc-cover) but to sum it up I was underage, forced by threat, and assaulted by the photographer. Although many other girls were attacked by this scumbag photographer, charges were been pressed, websites and individuals were sent legal notices about the photographs, and thankfully he will not be harming any more young women. It's taken me time and a lot of will power to come to terms with it and rise above it, but it's a painful memory and I'm happy to be alive. People are incapable of knowing the back story behind photographs, which is unfortunate, but thankfully karma works in wonderful ways.

        • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

          we could always Dexterize the dude for you!…just say the word, and yes the looks like the Sierra Nevada Mountains

          • DoucheyMcDouche

            whoooaoaaaaa there were nude pix of LG on the internet?!?!? can i get a link someone??!?!?

            • disgusting

              Dont bother ,i almost puked after seeing her twat.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

                You did see where she said she was underage right? Pedophile much?

                • DoucheyMcDouche

                  nope i didnt….now stfu

              • stink

                kund't likes showing stench to the peeps

        • hopelessdebate

          Funny ,you dont look underage or uncomfortable in that pic ,also you still dont have any apprehension posting slutty pics on the internet even after such a `scarring` incident.
          But who am i to question you here ,your fanboys will listen to anything you say. Keep it up.

          • nathan458

            … you guys are all kinda fucked up, even by internet standards.

    • LG is a goddess

      YOU take my breath away. Any idea why there hasn't been any LG on the Chive lately?

    • nate

      I thought it was in colorado, by horsetooth rock in fort collins… If not It looks almost identical.

      • Herp McDerp

        or not at all. there's a lake. which is a body of water kind of like that reservoir, but aside from that you are dreamin

        • nate

          The other side of horsetooth, In the big valley to the west.

    • Alp

      looks like Skyrim to me…

    • Ricco

      Yes, that would be Daly CIty Ca.

      • Ricco

        LOL

  • CHiver

    #20 I love Alison Brie

    • Transmogrifier

      Any idea where this is from ?? Thanks

      • CHiver

        Hot Sluts. It's a webseries

  • YEM

    So where did the giraffe neck come from??

    #30

    • Brutal Deluxe

      All of them? Seriously, they put the perfect woman together and all I can think of is kill it with fire.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      I also like pretty much any of the faces better than the mashup.

    • RayBoogs

      all of their necks combined… maybe ahh hell I don't know but that shit is not a ideal woman.

      • Jack Knife

        Brings wrong meaning to "Deep Throat"

    • Ever

      Once again, Gwyneth Paltrow ruins everything.

    • bollyver

      Looks like Sandra Bullock

    • Sluttypanda

      Taylor Swift

    • http://www.facebook.com/misty.foster Misty Foster
      • KISSmyLUVGUN

        Totally looks like Nigella Lawson only she looks like a real person. Plus she knows where the fucking kitchen is!

    • Mike

      I like how it says she has the dutchess of cambridges' hair….yet it doesnt

    • MonkeyMadness

      It just looks longer because of the way the hair is. Check out where her shoulder is.

    • maboze1x

      Megan Fox is still hotter!

    • JT Mo-Nay

      no, you know I think what really fucks it up is…..Angelina's lips and Gwyneth's chin. Seriously, put your finger over the bottom half of the face.

      Angelina's lips only look good on Angelina's face. which isn't saying much these days because as she gets older she keeps morphing into some sort of weird alien hybrid of Jon Voight and the thing from Splice.

      and Gwyneth's chin is weird man, how the fuck is she being incorporated into the perfect woman? Not to mention that you can't put a broad chin on a face with really high cheekbones, because then it all looks so plastic surgery-ish

      • Ricco

        Either you're a chick, or you're gay.

    • Ricco

      Yeah man, where's SJP? Oh…wait…I see the neck..

  • You

    #4 3some

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #1 Start em young eh?

    • jared

      Bad Grandma!

    • saltygary

      This broad is currently in the news for giving her kid a $11,000 gift card to a surgeon so she can get Liposuction when she gets older.

      • MD33

        Yeah, that was this year's Christmas present. Last year's was a certificate for a boob job…..Seriously.

        • saltygary

          I was wondering if that was the same mother. That girl is so going into porn.

          • justaguy

            I'm looking forward to it

    • Ricco

      Might as well, she's gonna be a whore anyways.

    • johnny loco
  • MikeBedlam

    #5 #12 #35 #44 Great end to a great day, Chive.

  • Armorcladinosor

    Is it possible that #34 is because of #16?

    • Delic

      dang it!! you took my comment. well played armorcladdinosor, well played…

    • John

      Unless you are planning on banging him, showing him your boobs is just pure evil.

    • Matt

      dear boobs girl, give him all the rest and he won't be upset with you anymore

    • JOHN

      maybe its because you're not direct enough. Show your face so he can identify you

    • ZTPowers

      I think her and her friend need to watch the video the chive posted a while back; why men and women cant be "just friends".

      • Big John

        Really? She's a dick tease and doesn't know why the guy's upset? She's not showing her face cuz she has too much derp going on. If she really loved him, she'd be showing HIM those boobs sans bra, not all of us. Not that I'm complaining… Just sayin.

    • ROK247

      mad because BOOBS, or to be more specific, the lack thereof

  • Dirty Dingus

    #41 Y U NO like cold pizza?

  • that_dude_b

    #44 not a tigers fan, but a fan of you

    • 03_SE_XTERRA

      bangin body

    • Duder

      show us the clam!!

      • Bamajess

        ROLL TIDE!!!!!!

        • rabble

          If you fail a final at Alabama do you get to retake it?

          Geaux Tigers

          • Ross

            Of course they do, its Bama.

          • thatguy

            No, but if you just barely fail the midterm you still get to take the final. Learn to make an analogy.

          • ROLLTHEESENUTS

            Rabble… that was incredible… I don't think many people got you… but I did… especially if you get to take the final FROM HOME

    • regcrim

      Nice pics and Roll Tide. Gonna suck to be a Tigers fan on Tuesday morning. Sorry about that recruit you lost, too.

  • CHIPBUTY

    #20 IS TIGHT

    • ChaseTheWalker

      Holy crap!!! A "normal" comment from you?

    • Mark

      Stop. YELLING!

  • Daro

    #4 wow, she`s like a hobbit

    • http://twitter.com/DriftwoodProse @DriftwoodProse

      Yeah…she's "like" a hobbit.

  • T_B

    I am actually pissed that #30 looks like Kim Kardashian

    • GlibTongue

      Really? Pissed? I thought Kim Kardashian was mostly a product of photoshop anyway, so it's fitting.

    • BigHate

      Why are Angelina Jolie's lips used here? There are FAR better celebrity lips out there. Hers look like she chews on them all the time.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I'm thinking a young Marisa Tormei…

  • the_mike

    #10 Quick, KILL IT!

    • Red

      Wait for it, its only a matter of time before some douche posts "I'd hit it".

      • Marios145

        i'd hit it with a hammer

    • Anon

      I hate leopord print.

    • 2co57

      Victoria silvstedt?

    • spartan104fred

      let me get my shotgun

  • Walter Sobchak

    #4 I wonder if they made a moon pie….

    • dude here

      the dude abides

  • Get Real

    #6 pink eye

    • Truth

      black eye in this case

      • DrROBOTO

        crabby pattie

      • http://twitter.com/LFGD1978 @LFGD1978

        Pink eye is cause by bacteria commonly found on the anus……….. maybe if she hit his eye with her ass it would be a black eye :s

    • Whoopi_G

      More of a stink eye imo.

    • tralfaz

      This isn't where I parked my car.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      why are the 2 eye-holes so crooked?

    • phdonme

      I think you mean "Brown Eye"

  • Jim

    #38 Hate to break it to you bro…

    • thom

      Take it as a good thing. She wants to look good for you.

      • Ling

        I don't see why you are getting thumbed down. It's posting an ad that is basically saying "He will appreciate it when you try to look good" and it is talking about the girl's SO and not the personal trainer. It's a little female self affirmation…don't get jealous.

    • nosebleed

      i dont know wtf this guy is talking about that posted this pic. must be some insecure fuck-stick. Unless she's working out by punching his knees like a heavy bag.

    • Lisa

      Yeah buddy I have no idea what your problem is. Read this a couple more times and get back to us once you figure out what it really means.

  • Sieggelwald

    #38 Yes, she wants you to go down on her.

    • Sam

      I think he's worried it means a proposal, as in get down on one knee.

      • Bluto

        I think he is worried she is trying to look hotter to get back on the market after dumping his ass. Chances are she'll end up bangin' the trainer. Dude, I KNOW from experience.

        • Big John

          He should drop her like a bad habit and find a chick who doesn't need a trainer if he's that insecure. He's probably some fat ass who needs a trainer, too.

      • clean

        no weaker in the knees as in she makes him weak… as in she looks great. It only increase the power women have over us… like we care if he means they're sexy

    • nosebleed

      this guy is probably so fat he has weak knees already. and bad ankles. Don't know why he's jealous of some advertising.

  • Dan

    #34

    Can't tell if friendzone or unfair tease.

    • Big John

      You know the kind… the chicks that try to lead you along by dressing sexy as hell, but never letting you get anywhere with them. Guys, drop these chicks, and fast. The time you're wasting by being the guy they bitch to about other guys would be better spent finding a girl who will make you the guy she bitches to other guys about.

  • rick ross

    #39 lol

    • ChucklesTheClown

      Still knock the bottom out. Great Rack!!!

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