Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Elise

    So very lovely, girl, you're everything I love about being a Chivette ๐Ÿ™‚


    • friendlymunki

      what flaws? that's beautiful!

      • sleepysteve

        tag sticking out, uggh!

        • trollface.jpg

          i'm in love, all i need to hear is this is a canadian.

        • aaron253

          tag sticking out, blue walls, bad font, mismatched frame/dresser combo?

          would not bang

          • Todd Packer

            you just went from thinking you were funny to never posting a single comment on the chive again.

            • Buzz Killington

              Get a sense of humor! Its a joke!

      • alita

        Flaw is that you don't have a fucking head.

    • COCK bird

      Not one of the better asses on the site…

      • Chris

        The Ass site you are looking for is your new homepage http://www.douchebag.com

        Go there.

      • Todd Packer

        scratch that, this guy will never comment on the chive again.

    • Brian

      My gawd the flaws!

      Tag sticking out….grainy film….inconsistent lighting….drawers not closed….inexcusable.

      The hump is just about perfect.

      • Bobby Light

        You have no standards. Enjoy a life with mediocre women.

        • Cardidge

          Enjoy yours with that perfect inflatable one you have. You are bound to have a distorted view of women when the only ones you see are on the screen.

        • Brian

          No standards? What are you talking about?

          Here's my standards

          Nice and round with just enough to grab on each cheek…check


          dimples….hard to tell but it looks like it

          tan lines….check

          In proportion to an otherwise very nice hourglass figure…check

          Nice under cheeks separating ass from thigh….check

          And the most important standard of all…..belonging to a chivette self assured enough to post knowing that jack offs that have never posted anything similarly revealing will still make snarky comments.

          • Timmy T

            SO TRUE. Speaking of tan lines, what happened to the old tan line strings the Chive used to have?

        • nameemail

          haha damn right dude. you're a fucking loser if you find that hot

      • ERN

        Drawers not closed is one of my OCD pet peeves. Still, wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. She's pretty awesome.

    • alita

      fucking losers

      • banged alita's mom

        ok buddy

    • PoppaFlax

      Chivette, the only thing that REALLY matters is what you think of yourself. To hell with these fucknut haters, the rest of us appreciate the effort. Chive On!

      • Flicka

        Dear Miss: We appreciate your willingness to display your nearly-naked goods, flaws and all.

        Like pizza: even if it's not great, it's still pretty frikkin good!

        Chive on!

    • banga

      This is much hotter than most of those twigs on the runways of the world.

      • Red

        I'm with you on that banga.

    • MattKL

      I see no flaws.

    • Bill Turdsly

      the only thing this site seriously has going for it rite now is the "Sexy Chivers" other than that, saw all of thsi on reddit about 4-5hours ago. keep up the "work" guys.

      • Again?

        Someone said it before but I'm saying it again. The Chive is pretty much the only leisure site I use other than Facebook. I don't have time to search the whole internet for pictures. There are too many sites that show these kind of pictures, but the Chive is my one and only favorite.

        • Ice T Puck

          Pictures from Reddit + daddy issues = The Chive.

          • PoppaFlax

            I will never understand why people want to come here and talk shit about theChive. If it sucks so bad why the fuck are you even here, much less posting comments? Just stay the fuck out and go back to your "superior" site if it's so bangin'…

    • Jeff

      Beauty is being flawed. But I see no flaws, and yet you are beautiful. A wonderful riddle if ever there was one.

    • Salute My Shorts

      You are probably way harder on yourself than you should be. Nice booty!

    • monkey sampan

      That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.

    • James

      The only flaw is photo is a bit grainy.

      Thank you.

    • Katie

      Flaws.. yeah that's what people say when they want everyone to tell them "you don't have any flaws you're beautiful" ๐Ÿ™‚ I know I''m just jealous.

      • Agreed.

        I agree. Slow clap to you, Katie.

        I'm sure you're hot, too.

    • Waylon

      The only flaw I see is that I am not spooning it every night.

  • Jetway

    #2, #3, #4, #5

    That beginning of the DAR felt like I was being loaded into an awesome cannon.

    • Guest

      my jaw dropped at #5 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Whoopi_G

    #5 Find her so we can get some MOAR!

    • Anon

      I think her name is lara Kronfeld. Thats what google image search provided anyways


      YES!!!! MOAR!!!!!!

    • MattKL

      That hump is damn near perfect.

    • whyme1973


    • Mistyinltown

      I am a woman, and that hump makes me rethink my sexuality….

    • slars

      I can now die with ease.
      And a boner…

    • Truth

      Prelim post for "Lara Kronfeld Using Twitter Correctly?"

  • http://www.douggoff.com Doug

    #5 GOD Damn!

    • Greg

      I know. It's disgusting. She needs to clean that mirror.

      • sadman

        I think Doug is referencing the Stocking that is folding over. She should have straightened it for the photo.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Nothing but goodness happening here

  • xaqdank

    #21 Nailed it!

  • Sigh


    for my birthday, my girlfriend put on 7 lbs. and wore a hoodie out

    • PANCHO

      sounds like her expiration date has come up

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        unless you truly do love her. That's what chicks dig the most; dedication.

    • jjj

      I feel your pain

    • Darkfish

      I hope Steve got some of that.

    • Frank M

      A hummer is the gift that keeps on giving. Keep that in mind for his 31st!

    • Neigh, neigh

      sarah jessica parker iz lookng bedder these days

  • alita


    • Boom

      Wow, you were way off, better luck next time.

      Oh, and you suck balls.

      • alita

        how would you know? did your dad call? mofo?

        • Boom

          you're admitting sucking old men's balls? ewww

  • Anotherchiver

    #31 I wish

    • Charlie

      Mike Posner glasses

  • http://www.facebook.com/seannyfleming Sean Fleming

    #2 and #7

  • jrey81

    MAOR OF #5! NEEEEED #31. Summer all year 'round!!! No apologies necessary #35, I'm sure the Chive Community appreciates that you got us off as well!

  • Nettles


  • two lanes

    #17 hope you're tapping that, steve

    • roads

      def friendzoned…

      • its_forge

        Naw he's an Irishman, he's schtupping that 3-4 times a week at least.

        • Ron Swanson

          iif not that looks like an open invitation if I've ever seen one

          • Bryan_W

            and if he doesn't accept the invite, I will.

  • Whoopi_G

    #24 And some MOAR of her would be great!

    • El_Hefe

      those earholes!

      • Guest

        With a finger in each hole you will have ultimate control my friend!

    • Colby Elise

      She's gorgeous!! Dorky is beautiful =)

      • cha

        She's not "dorky"… Just hipster. Stop pretending being a geek just because it's in.

        • marco

          ya…i dont know what it is with chicks and those stupid, over-sized glasses.

          • Anon

            bigger glasses mean more room to see out of, I hate having my vision cut off by small framed specs

    • Connor MacManus

      She is a cutie.

    • Joe

      Some say dorky, some say hipster.

    • Elbie

      beautiful is beautiful and dork is even better! lovely hump also helps a lot

    • thebrewha


    • http://twitter.com/SaunderCamp @SaunderCamp

      OMG!! Would you assist me in setting up the first chivette blind date?….and wedding too. Thx

    • ila

      babe status

    • AlbinoAaron

      I'm actually curious what makes her dorky ๐Ÿ˜€
      Can never go wrong with the cuteness, but personality is key ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Hoosier Daddy

      MOAR NOW!!!!!

    • JJT

      PLEASE MOOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • peggz


      • GamerGirl

        So what makes you "Dorky" other then the hipster glasses?

    • ulisex

      dude the hottest gilr!! right here!! got to find her!!!

    • The_Stif

      She just stole my heart.

  • Carlos

    your mom is on my top 8

    • The_Dood

      Wow, top 8. I can't believe I still remember what that is.

    • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB


    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

  • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

    #1 has to be the cutest kid ever. #5 is my idea of a sexy freakin woman. Nice rear with high socks…*drools*

    • Wiley

      Except for the kid seems to be taking a massive dump. Sorry for the turn off.

      • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

        Man has to poop! We all know that feeling, my friend.

  • Fritz

    Discovered this site by my friends in Germany who doesn't speak English. This a great place

    #48, #49

    • Mac the Intern

      Guten tag!

    • JerkFace

      That was a good attempt by you my friend.

    • Ink man

      is #48 tom hanks? or in german… Tom Hanks?

  • that_dude_b

    #17 thank you Steve!

    • It's420Somewhere

      Steve is the fucking man!

  • Mike Hunt

    yay #49 you rock. HOT

    • cantreadgood

      between mid back and ass looks a little wierd/isn't perfect, but still hot.

    • whyme1973

      I'd push up on it.

    • josh


    • sheesh

      you guys are fuckign pathetic. that girl's torso is way long, the only thing keeping that ass from sagging and folding onto itself is the panties, and it's not even a nice shape.

  • London

    #49 What flaws?

    • AssClown
      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23


    • Flicka

      There's a few, BUT THAT"S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW!!!!

    • bob

      Its called fishing for compliments.

      • KingJoe

        totally fishing…..deep sea fishing…..

        • i'm not a virgin

          saggy ass, misproportioned body…

    • stentch-smeller

      her butthole looks hairy, too

  • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

    Thank you #5

    No thanks #6

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989
    • NcouthYouth

      "shit shit shit shit! oh… we're good"

      • mooseknuckle907

        Hey guys…I just shit myself.

    • http://twitter.com/JassNL @JassNL

      Lucky guy that is!

    • MacNCheesePro

      Thank you EA Games for Need for Speed games! It may just save your life!!

    • mcsailor

      I had to re-watch that a few times…

    • DeBoh


    • Birdhaus32

      That man has some skill. I'll say man bc we all know women can't drive

      • Bob27

        Not a single car was hit that day

        • Motofoxe

          Yes there was.

      • Geoff

        was in an AWD mitsubishi EVO. That video is all over the car forums this last week.

        • Winston


          • Jeff

            My buddy Ishin, His Evo is nasty, and he only suffered a busted bumper and tire. Very lucky! DRIVE SAFE!

            • sadman

              FYI he mentions the conditions were fine 15 seconds prior, which explains why everyone is flying down the road in terrible conditions.

    • William Teach

      And notice the dickhead in the ford Flex driving way too fast, screwing things up even worse.

      • Pete

        Uh, pretty much everyone moving was driving way too fast for the conditions.

      • Notice

        I'd say that was a blessing in disguise because 6 seconds later a huge semi cleared through the hole the accident made where the minivan was.

        If not for the ford hitting that van out of the way, this would have been a MUCH different video.

  • barry sandler

    #20 – when guys do the same, they get a call from HR

    • Christov1

      Well, at least that's what happened at my past 3 employers…dunno…HAHAH

    • Si1entStatic

      WAIT, the caption says "Get 'em out" but is this the finished pic or the in the middle of getting 'em out? I think more pics are needed for clarification purposes.

      like just a tease or did she bust 'em all the way out?

    • whyme1973

      Bless you, darlin. Those are great.

      • Barry McKokkinner

        blessings from Western Canada too – they are beautiful. Thanks for sharing them. I agree with Si1entStatic though, can we see more somehow? ๐Ÿ™‚ pretty please?

    • Ivana Raber

      and they wonder why

  • bigman

    1st from ireland

    • Bryan

      What does being from ireland have to do with it?

    • Obama

      you're not first and Ireland sucks

  • BWH236

    #49 is FLAWLESS

  • Just_some_guy

    #43 Yet more evidence to prove my long-standing claim that sharpies should not be given to Latinas.

    • njdm

      Turns out those are actually native girls, but whatevz

      • Ricco

        How can you tell the difference? Natives are Mexicans that don't pay taxes.

        • eman

          stfu u dirty hick

      • mikey

        Indians…the natives of this Continent are long gone

    • Cardidge

      make it dry wipe pens and they can change expression. Angry…*wipe wipe wipe*… Afraid…*wipe wipe wipe*… Surprised…*wipe wipe wipe*… Puzzled

      • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

        hhahahahaha you made my day

    • mikey

      Those aren't latinas…those are Thai "bargirls"…

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