Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #1 that's so cute

    • mihaisuzuki

      Anything more interesting to say?

  • Still_Counts


    It's Friday, FABULOUS!

  • Me.

    #10 "Does the ass meet the standards of the front? The ruling on the field is it's good!"

    • A dude

      Meredith Marakovits

      • Negron69

        GO 6ERS

    • Anon

      Notice how she flips him off without missing a beat?

      • dagleja3

        LOL, I did not notice that at first … classic!

      • 2pumpdump

        Ditto, thx

    • Eric

      She's hot. Really tall, too. Like 6'2'' in heels.

  • http://www.hotgiyp.com hotgiyp

    this is how I feel on fridays

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/I0xqA.gif"&gt;

    • Ross

      You are looking ripe for the new intern position 😉

    • maboze1x

      All day long…. 🙂

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      that little bit of heinie jiggle does it. well done.

      • anony

        ride me?

      • Brian

        Nice call.

  • Dr Dreidel

    #25 Stink Finger

    • ilass304

      the girl i think is from ladywood highschool in michigan a catholic school for girls.

      • Go Buckeyes

        fuck m*ch*g*n but she it sexy.

    • MartiniSteve

      I'd lick it.

    • todrunk2

      ^^^ wants to sniff her fingers

    • SARmedic

      "Excuse me, do you need some help with that? I'd be glad to lend a hand."

  • hater

    #11. "Watch the world burn, some men just want to."

    • drwar41

      "how I got scars, you want to know?"

    • Ian

      Make this pencil disappear, I will.

    • dbone

      On her period, your mom is.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Dear Chive,
    As much as I love the excellent message of http://thechive.com/2012/01/12/my-name-is-josh-18… I can't help but thinking this is your latest hoax. AmIright? AmIright?

    – "Josh, real friends don't count chromosomes" – Grace

    • Cyberfunker

      new low Paula….what a shame you are for The Chive

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You don't get me. Really.
        Seriously: Josh and Grace are real, love the message, but have a feeling there's more to it…

        – "Josh, real friends don't count chromosomes" – Grace

        • Charlie

          I'm interested in what you have to say. Please elaborate.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Like I said; just a hunch that there's more to it, that we haven't heard the last from Josh and Grace (actually that's for sure).
            Oh well I'm used to being misunderstood 🙂 I'm too smart for the average Chiver.

            – the one you love to hate

            • Cyberfunker

              I get you Paula, it was you that didn't get the love in Josh post. Making assumptions that there is a hoax behind it, is just a lil' out there. It was a present that Grace did for Josh. No help was asked, no money was asked. Just a celebration of siblings love.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Meow you're making assumptions! I got the love part all right! It's just a hunch that there is, or will be, something more to this (that Josh and Grace did not intend). Anyway enough about this.

                – the one you love to hate

                • Ann

                  In reference to almost every single one of your posts:

                  You do know you're going to hell..right..
                  [you don't need to answer, we all know it's yes.]

    • Dan

      Dear Paula,
      Everybody hates you.

      Fuck You

      • The_Dood

        This comment was on reddit first too.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh, I post on Reddit too?

          – the one you love to hate

    • Paul

      It was already posted in reddit. FYI

    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

  • That guy...

    #14 Pee-wee Herman meets batman…Hollywood is running out of ideas..

  • Gorgeous

    First…at the time

  • TooBlunt?

    #18 Never leave a paperclip behind.

    • Mouse209

      Never bet against a double-amputee in a shin kicking contest.

    • Chelsea

      never get involved in a land war in Asia!… but only slightly less well-known is this: "never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!"

      • Misfit7734

        You guessed wrong

    • zionalbino

      "Tink, Tink", helps his brother, "Tink". ewith flat tire.

    • TooBlunt?

      Lets be honest…you all laughed and said "you're going to hell" No reason for the thumbs down though. =/

      • Heather1001

        No laugh from me…But I believe in karma too strongly to make fun of amputees. I hope nothing horrible happens to anyone who did..

  • MattKL

    #6 For presents this Christmas, Santa brings HOT FLAMING DEATH.

  • The Bandit

    #17 …Ghost Rider: the next Level
    #4…these things always scare the hell outta me…they would definitely get a reaction from me if I met them underwater: me getting the hell out of the water..

    • maboze1x

      #4 Are not scary at all-I search them and I'm very excited if I find one.. An for the record, these ar not eals but muraenas.

  • Mhm

    #25 those hands are too valuable! Let me get that!

  • pingpong

    Tranny Yoda is disturbing

  • acs10

    #25 oh wow. that is very nice.

  • Tim

    #22 "My place will be at yours in 15 minutes."

  • aciekay

    #3 so fly. so fabulously fly. #15 i plan on continuing to be this awesome when i become a mother. yup.

    • Assholes Aplenty

      So fly? speak English and as for your threatening your kids by cutting them? that's child abuse

      • Yes

        Only for people without a sense of humor.

        • aciekay

          i've got plenty of humor to go around. granted, i could've come up with something funnier, but it was 3AM and i'd taken cough syrup for my cold. ):

          side note, guess who made the sexy chivettes post? thissss girl!

  • Incredinick

    #25 I miss volleyball season and their glorious gift…….. spandex

  • Seldi84

    #15 Awesome mum is awesome.

    • John is a shitter

      that's child abuse stupid

      • tralfaz

        Unless her children are grown.

      • The_Dood

        Or a joke…

      • the other OTHER Jen

        threatening isnt abuse, dumbass. if she actually cut them, then yes, thats abuse. and they probably deserve it.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Yep,I threaten my son with major bodily harm regularly,but have never actually hurt him (on purpose)

  • Him

    #4 Every guest on Maury…"You are the father.."

    • agnostic too

      Or just found out their date has balls…

  • etcrr

    #20 Adventure kitty is cool

  • etcrr

    #3 I must go my people need me

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    Anyone else catch the status in #19? "Closest ive ever come to wanking off a tiger" Hmm….

    • Yes

      Funnier is you read it as if it was written in a James Patterson novel.

  • Kigero

    #19 i almost cried laughing

    • Frank

      Felt like I was watching an episode of Bones. "Now if we digitally enhance the picture and remove all the feces and semen from the corpse's face and reenact the decapitation with a computer simulation, we should be able to arrest this guy. Let me do all that by pushing 1 button on my magical keyboard…..and we got him!"

  • Ross

    #15 Hey Mom next time you clean the kitchen put up the dirty dish towel or fold and hang it somewhere. Sh*t woman.

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