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  • AssClown

    #1 Ay gurl, how about I let my Butterfree in your Meowth?

    • monkeym

      please dont do that.

    • Team Rocket

      Why would you do that to a Pokemon?

      • mihaisuzuki

        Just for the fun of it i guess.

  • Commando00

    #7 my buddy has one of these…..awesome!

    #21 cool but would scare the shit out of my daughter LOL

    #23 seen those before

    #27 ………….or the arms

    • Jack

      You don't have a buddy

      • Commando00

        you can be my buddy……

        • Jack

          🙂 I'd like that

  • jasgat66

    #18 I see nothing wrong with this

    • Keremidko

      Because picking up a knife is so hard. So many lazy people… I wonder if there were no supermarkets, how would people cope with everyday life. I expect at least 50 % of the western world to starve to death.

      • Western World

        hey Kikkoman sauce, it's just about efficiency. Working smarter, not harder.

    • Hans

      this was an entry from a Cracked photoshop contest a while back

    • Smitty

      I would totally buy this. The convenience would be unparalleled. Would go well with #1. I had something similar while back, I think it was wheat or whole grain. I picked it up more for the novelty than anything else. They come out more like crepes but they were really good actually. I was rather surprised.

  • uhhh

    #27
    that man cant play Nintendo for he has no arms there for pushing the buttons and controlling the joy stick would be impossible

    • Handy

      my god, you've solved it.

    • Elbie

      Just as an example: http://www.reuters.com/video/2008/08/02/carpenter

      There are people who use their fucking feet to live a normal life and even paint pictures Bob Ross would be proud off. Maybe they lack arms but they're way more man than you are!

      • uhhh

        jnvijonvjkfdjh b rfjrj

        i just tried typing with my feet

        • Guz

          Well done sir!!

    • cormacmc

      I see what you did there…

    • troll

      don't worry, he's black, he can't afford it anyway.

  • Not First

    #20 Is that in the kids section?

  • etcrr

    #4 Iz pretending to be an astro-dog

    • hangman

      you should hang yourself

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #10 whores buy it all the time

    • Craigery

      Whores buy cock? I think you've got it backwards. Or I've been missing out on a great source of income.

      • shane

        ah boy local trini thing

    • MattKL

      I think whores get all the cock flavoring they want during the daily course of their jobs.

  • Csquaredapparel

    #14 Fish Dicks!

    • Evan

      Is it because breaded… has something to do with genius… which swims??

    • Jojo

      What's really sad… in Korean, it says, "Tastes like chicken dick!"

  • Brian

    #7

    Can I get one for you, Judge Smails?

    How'd like to make $14, the hard way?

  • Erich

    My wife has #21. They sell pretty nicely on eBay.

    • Asandriss

      Does it wakes you with "Noooooooo" sound?

  • Handy

    #17 wait, is that a… does that…. i don't…

    dammit, japan.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    If it wasn't for Asia, the internet would be a boring place…..

  • r151

    #26
    I don't get it…

    • SARmedic

      powered stethoscope, looks like it amplifies the sounds.

      • r151

        Thanx, but isn't that what a stethoscope does?

        • Underbaker

          But this one also has noise reduction and blue tooth to send the sounds to your computer.

          • The_Dood

            Don't forget, it can update your status on facebook and tweet your heart rate!

            • Sean

              As a Physician chiver I must say those things are bad ass. Especially with all the fatties out there, soon those will be standard issue just to hear through the manboobs.

              • AmericanaHombre

                Chive on, doc!

    • Sean

      Mp3 player would be my guess.

      • A-RN

        SAR is right it helps amplify sound to better detect heart defects that normally would not be able to be heard with regular stethoscopes. i.e. murmurs

        • KFAD

          It also records for later playback. Mine works great when I can play back for the ER Doc. Plus it helps reduse outside noise while in the back of an ambulance.

        • The_Dood

          The doctor heard my murmurs with a standard stethoscope…

    • Craigery

      WTF, why would anyone want improved medical devices? Leeches were good enough for our ancestors, they're good enough for us.

    • Smitty

      Ever seen a doctor check a heart and look at their watch? They are counting BPM. Look at the pickup diaphragm. Looks like it might be an imbedded watch/stopwatch. May even have an electronic pickup to count beats. An amplifier would also make sense too.

  • Andy

    #3 Jesus, how many more times is this picture going to be posted

    • jaydub

      #3 Jesus says as often as i see fit…

      • Charlie_Cheen

        Can you ask him about that lottery question I keep asking him?

  • flibble

    #23, I made a mug cosy to that chart last week. it's a bitch cos it hasn't got the "flow" of other knitting patterns, but it's fun all the same.

    • Go Buckeyes

      huh? i think you need to put the blunt down

      • TitoRigatoni

        Made perfect sense to me.

    • ned kelly

      I hate when patterns just don`t have that flow… man that shit sux

  • Josh Gorter
    • The_Dood

      Those aren't the meat curtains I was thinking of when you said that.

    • Algernonz

      "Meat-drapes, that's a funny name." "It's Medrapades" "It doesn't sound like that when I say it…. Meatdrapes"

  • SARmedic

    #8 Buys a tablet for convenience, turns it back into a laptop. :-/

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      The same could be said about those ridiculous retro phone handsets that people plug into their smartphones and simultaneously look like complete retards.

    • Lt Dan

      We just need to band together and collectively tell hipsters to stop.

    • Corwin

      A device even MORE pointless than an actual iPad.

  • passwordistaco

    #9 Take a second to read the small print. Those are "datenight" disposable men's panties, only a heartbeat away

    • Michelle

      Yup, I gave this as a gag gift for Christmas this past year! Gotta love Japan!

  • Anonymous

    #6: truthfully these are pretty cool: all your DVDs in one small space and they never get scratched! Seems legit .

  • Yes

    #24 R2-D2's cousin.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Is that an infant formula Kuerig???

      • Smitty

        Looks like it is. As a parent I would have killed to have one of these when my daughter was on formula.

    • Si1entStatic

      correction… R2-D2'S lactating highly emotional cousin, with baggage….

  • nojoke420

    #7 That's pretty cool

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #22 aka Marriage

  • Da Sandman

    #21 is pretty cool

  • Anonymous

    I have had batter blaster before it is amazing, but not right out of the can

  • bless1

    #27- huh…

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