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  • Yo Yo Ma

    #7 Congratulations. You're an idiot.

    • NuffSnuff

      He owns a tattoo and piercing shop. He did the piercings himself and immediately took them out after the picture was taken.

      Just sayin'….

      • My My Pa

        Oh…well that makes it acceptable.

      • Lisa

        Um, that actually solidifies the idiot argument

        • Tankus

          Why? It was a stunt for commercial purposes, and the skin will regenerate in about 3 days… no harm done and money coming in. Not stupid at all!

          • some

            yeah… winning money and looking like an idiot all around in the internets… super clever.

    • Greg

      I kinda feel bad for him, he will never be able to look surprised again :/

  • Joe mama

    2nd

  • supersporttdi

    #22 drug money!

    • Ruzz

      NOPE! One night working the pole…

      • JerkFace

        Um, They would be bent in half long-ways. You have never visited the strip club, huh

    • uncle fisty

      nah, it's cool. he just cashed a check.

      • GI Joe

        He gonna be so disappointed once the SHTF. It ain't gonna be worth nuttin…

    • just sayin

      Josh Ferrin did not even think of laying claim on the more than $45,000 cash that he found in his garage.

      In fact, he gave it all back.
      http://www.ksl.com/?nid=960&sid=15604639

      • MylesofStyles

        Wow. Cool story brah. Honestly.

    • Scotty

      Mostly ones, brah. Stripper money.

    • bubblerider86

      well, apparently i'm in the wrong line of work….the daily grind of legal, hard manual labor. psshhh obviously i need to rethink my life. :p

      • kevguy

        all the bills look older, i thought that was interesting.

  • Oh nos

    #6 His arms are weirdly toned for a fat dude.

    • Ken

      He works out…. he just drinks a lot of beer!

    • dorkfish

      powerlifter

      • douche

        construction worker….

    • tooptoop

      shrek always had toned arms…

    • 1234567890

      ppl need to realize the those cut up d-bags in bodybuilder mags arent half as strong as real strongmen. yeah he has a gut and a little bit o moobs, but i bet he could throw a full keg across a room.

      • Camarodude

        yeah thats how I am from working manual labor my whole life, I got a beer gut but I can lift alot of shit

    • Derplstein

      Incredible Bulk

  • Dan

    #20 Holy shit, that's awesome!

    • testudo321

      Well he is King after all…

    • amplidudes

      A facebook fake account? Where is the awesomeness? Don't get it.

  • jake

    oh shit

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Dear #4,

    Fuck off you spoiled fuckers.
    That is all.

    • whyme1973

      I hope they didn't get the iPad they wanted the most. I pray that all of that was socks and underwear.

    • Libertariandude

      Maybe it's just a very large family meeting. They are commonplace in other countries.

    • sandi

      perhaps a toys for tots drop off location? awful quick to pull out the f-word guy

    • TDub66

      What fkn recession?

    • Heidi

      But, what if it's all socks and underwear?

  • Mick

    #26 Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    • frederic

      well played sir.

    • http://www.markalmighty.com Mark Almighty

      Restart in Safe Mode.

    • Savage

      I.T. Crowd

    • bigdeal

      lmao

      go to the start button on the bottom left
      now to control panel

    • Creslin

      Maybe pop the battery out for a few seconds and put it back in…

    • Bon_nie

      …..And if none of that works, give it a gentle tap.

    • Frank M

      I've seen Macs that were in worse shape than #26 that still worked.

  • SwanDiver

    #19 … can't get enough of it

    • Brian

      Never gets old.

    • Paul

      I swear she's hiding something dangerous down there.

      • the other OTHER Jen

        "mam, im going to need to place my face in between your breasts and make a sound resembling that of a motorboat to check for contraband. its procedure"

    • vindi

      Find her!

      • EricLS

        Holly Lee

      • Sergio

        Yes! MOAR!!!

    • andy

      god bless the TSA

    • Jake

      Why I applied for a job at the TSA.

    • matt

      Look behind her there are 2 more in line

  • Kigero

    #1 How the hell did that happen?

    • Turd Burglar

      Fire burn plastic.

    • DrROBOTO

      burns only slightly more to use then the metal ones on a summers afternoon

    • MylesofStyles

      Napalm pants.

    • bigbooty

      some asshat burned it so kids can't use it… really classy

      • Craigery

        How do you know? Were you there? The mulch used on playgrounds has a tendency to get really hot in the summer, and many cases have been documented of it spontaneously igniting.

        • bill

          Yeah, i'm going to have to call BS on spontanious igniting mulch.

          • ZombieLibrarian

            Then you'd be wrong, bill. I used to work at a library in the southern part of the US and we had a landscaping co. that would frequently put 'fresh' mulch around our trees, etc. during the summer. I can recall several times I've had to take a bucket of water outside to put out a 'spontaneous' mulch fire. Although, calling it 'spontaneous' isn't exactly correct. It simply got hot enough to combust the manure and whatever else they put in that foul stuff. Who could say if that started this fire, but it is within the realm of possible scenarios.

            • phideauxe

              Your job as a librarian obviously changed your life in many ways. I used to work with a woman who would call the library to get the "correct" spelling for words. That whole internet thing was just too much effort.

      • Havaard

        Or maybe kids with firecrackers on a dry day? Lets face it, the explanations are numerous, Keep Calm, there is no reason to jump to conclusions.

        • bigdeal

          im sorry , and i really dont want anyone to take it like im being a troll but, who gives a fuck? im tired of scrolling thru bullshit comments to get to the real gems e.g (have you tried turning it off and on?) in these comment sections. fuck off or say something good that entertains me.

          • 1 1 2 3 5 8 13

            Why did you comment if you didn't give a fuck?

    • Colt45

      friction

    • flosen_one

      And i was telling him before: "Chuck, please dont slide, you know what happend last time!"

    • phideauxe

      I vote for a can of lighter fluid and a zippo.

  • VileThings

    #19 I should hang out more at airports.

  • RDNEC

    #19 Find her please

    • andy

      and find those two in the backround while you're at it.

  • Ryan

    #1 Challenge Accepted

  • MylesofStyles

    #14 Excellent Russian dancing form…

    • Libertariandude

      She's cute. Too bad she's a little too skinny.

      • bigdeal

        i don't see any cuteness. i see borderline malnourished and creepy tissue thin skin showing way too many veins and capillaries

    • jurg

      QWOP couture.

    • Just Sayin'

      THOSE BALLS CAN NOT BE UNSEEN!

  • Anjin-San

    #2 is that true? awesome…

    • HUH?

      yeah, didnt you know? everything on the internet is true.

      • Billy

        It sank in the ground over time…………………

      • Intellect1618

        In this case, it's true. I visited the Island and you'll find many of them are full bodied (The Moais). Some seem like they're sunk, and a few have been excavated as evident in the picture. http://www.easterislandtourism.com/what-to-visit/

    • Random_Things

      There's no way that, what one might call, a "primitive" culture could do that.

      • ThatGuy

        lrn2archeaology. And not from the "history" channel.

      • JROC

        its called slavery. it built the pyramids too.

        • Derpington

          …and useless arts degrees, clearly.

      • Random_Things

        My beliefs in this come from what I've heard from engineers. I've heard and read plenty of what the historians and archaeologists say. Whether it's popular or not evidence suggests they were more advanced than we give them credit for.

  • one_word_dave

    #22 I wish i had a problem like this!

  • Iceman2509

    #13 Well it is obvious this guy is better off now and good for him. She voted for Obama therefore she must be a liberal 🙂

    • mick0311

      Yeah, you have to love the "my way is correct, the rest of you are retarded" approach. Yay youth vote!!!

      • Iceman2509

        Indeed…

      • EZEE

        She probably considers herself open minded to other people's beliefs.

        Just mentioning I was a republican got me dumped once. And, after I pointed out the whole open minded thing, she was like, 'well yes, but within limits.'. Oddly, her being a liberal didn't bother me at all.

        • Jay

          Because you wanted to f*** her, obviously.

    • Specks13

      Look where we are now, I bet she wishes she was back with him.

    • penguin slayer

      im english so please forgive me. but are you saying you would have liked Palin near the big red button?

    • Jake

      It doesn't mean she's a liberal at all. Independant, libertarian, etc. She could very well be moderate. Perhaps she's republican and just didn't like McCain.

      You think there's only two sides to the race. You must be a Republican.

      • Markus

        Lots of Republicans conceded that Palin was far from "extremely qualified" as well. McCain/Palin was a dangerous duo. If it had been McCain 10 years earlier, when he actually still held true to his beliefs, that would be one thing. But the McCain that ran in 2008 voted against the anti-torture bill that HE HIMSELF HELPED DRAFT.

        • iChive

          By definition, moderate and independent aren't "sides" to the race–they're the flotsam swishing vaguely around in the middle. A moderate would be too disinterested to break up with her boyfriend because of how he voted. That kind of emotional instability screams bleeding-heart liberal.

          That being said, I've never met anyone on the right who actually *liked* McCain…so she might be onto something. It's like someone who glibly admits to liking Nickelback. You have to be suspicious…

          • sadman

            I have a conservative friend who votes inline with the democrat party because he is an "evil democrat" (his own words). He voted for Obama in the hopes that he would get the momentum swinging so far that when republicans won the presidency back, it would usher in the anit-Christ.

    • My opinion

      Liberal girls take it in the butt. Just saying.

      • Billy

        True story……………..

      • andy

        wait, is that supposed to be a diss or a compliment?

    • piesmagicos

      Pshhhhh Obama? Liberal? pleeeeaaaase. Obama is closer to Reagan Ideals then Reagan himself. He was never the solution but my god…Palin and McCain taking over the shitstorm that was 8 years of bush? BWAAHAHAHAHAHA. After 4 years of that admin mexico would be building a fence to keep the americans out.

      • bigdeal

        idiots all who think obama is a good thing.

        • andy

          maybe you should reread the first reply to the original comment. this country is dying becasue of people with your mindset. we used to be able to disagree with one another and still stand UNITED as a nation.

          • The Guy

            RON PAUL 2012

            • Jay

              A political discussion on the internet is just like any argument on the internet. After enough time, eventually, someone will compare the opponent to hitler or mention nazis. In political discussions, eventually someone will mention Ron Paul. It's about the same.

          • Shaun

            I agree with you, Andy. It was nice in Bush's first term and early in his second, people may have disagreed with him, but the hateful talk and the polarizing didn't really start until liberals took control of the congress in 2006. Sadly, I don't think we will ever be back to the unity we had on Sep 12, 2001. It's sad we have to have such a tragic event to get us united.

            • akabobo

              Seriously people, name one person who would make a good president that would actually want the job, on either side. You can't because smart people work in the private sector for real money and less BS. It wasn't supposed to be a full time job, but all the lazy dolts figured they could do nothing and still get paid decently, so there you have politicians.

              Republican vs Democrat is like shit throwing monkeys vs shit eating pigs. No winner as long as you are playing with shit.

              • augustwest

                seems like the pigs win in that scenario….

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #18__#20____Would be Terrified if I were either kid.

  • archi

    aaaaaaaaah i love #20

  • AllanA

    #19 He's gotta love his job

    • ghall

      For every one of those, there are about 50 gross ones. So the question is, is it really that great of a job? 🙂

    • Devlin745

      I thought they had to get women to do female pat downs?

      • Spencer_on_Fire

        Concert or an event…..different rules 🙂

    • burt reynolds

      "There is nothing amusing about the loss of our civil liberties!" ~ Fozzy bear

  • Down Syn dad

    Come on, Chive. Enough with the use of the word retarded. It's as bad as the N word.

    • The J

      Then shouldn't you have typed "The R Word" or, wait, I guess it's not as bad.

      • Benali

        Nigga, please!!!

    • Craigery

      Would you be happier with "Downsy"?

    • heywoodjablowme

      whats wrong with calling a Newfie a Newfie?

      • kodakkid

        You do realize that the vast majority of people on here have no idea what a newfie is!

    • douche

      "as bad as the N word"?? are you serious??

    • JerkFace

      Louis C.K. thinks you are a douchebag for using the term "the N word" and I would agree. Use the word instead of putting the word in my head. Retarded asshole.

  • Brian

    #7 is a fucking dumbass

    • guest

      He put his eyes in prison??lol

  • Turd Burglar

    Your mom sucks dick.
    Also #20 is Awesome.

    • Billy

      Almost all mom's did at one time.

  • Joe H.

    #3 looks like the Jack Nicholson shot from the shining just flipped.

    • Jen

      Is this the guy from 300?

  • Ned Plimpton

    #10 You sleep under an underpass, yet you have a smart phone. Hmmmm…

    • The J

      "Hasn't showed in days" when the app issue occurred 2 days ago. Kinda lets me know there were other issues long before that alarm failed to wake him.

      • Ned Plimpton

        This review is full of holes. Sounds like 'garymeth' has some expainin' to do!!!

    • gordo

      doesnt starbucks have free wifi

    • dangerouslysingle

      I live in Los Angeles, that's pretty reasonable actually.

      • Colin

        There is nothing reasonable about a claim of getting fired and two days later getting evicted because you got fired. Either the guy was set to be evicted long before he got fired and unrelated to the firing or it's just complete and utter bullshit. That said, I do enjoy the review. Though the greatest review ever is still the review of The Secret on amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Rhonda-Byrne/dp/1582

    • Craigery

      Ned Plimpton doesn't know a joke when he sees one.

      • Ned Plimpton

        kid – verb (used with object): to talk or deal jokingly with; banter; jest with

        Ned Plimpton knows all and sees all.

    • Lisa

      Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this review was a joke…but good catch guys…

    • j22

      Obviously a joke.

    • Colt45

      its trolling…

    • Dougan

      this is how they are idiot. What a mess

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