Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • he says she says he

    Fuck you sopa
    #17 like a boss!

  • Michael_Caswell

    I love Justin Bieber

    • tommy

      just as bad as saying first….last!!!

    • Pudge

      go lick some windows, retard

    • haha

      why do people love to HATE so much? I liked your non-conformist post Mike. It made me laugh. Its gotten much less thumbs down then the normal "FIRST" posts so you know you did something right. ; )

      • MikeDouche

        it's still early.

    • hark1985


    • Petey

      about 50 times worse than saying first

  • phydor

    #7 great way to start the day! #21 found him…

    • mihaisuzuki

      from her point of view or yours?

  • Still_Counts

    *Comment was removed by SOPA*

    • LarsfromNorway

      *Hilarious reply was removed by SOPA*

      • Mr.wiseass

        ███████ everything ████ ███ █ is █ █████ ██ fine ██████ ███. ████'█ ██ ██████. The ████ ███ █ government ████ ███ ██ knows ████ ███ best █

        • passwordistaco

          awesome comment wiseass, sorry sorry, Mr. wiseass.

      • Chiver In Bio

        An example of SOPA wod be like the Chive removing pictures of fake priests getting oral from fake kids.

  • CREY


  • CJ Garcia

    #12 One word: Epic.

    • tommy


    • myself

      Also agree.

    • Phil

      wait for it……ary

  • That guy...

    Hey before i browse good job on the SOPA Awareness stand.. more people need to research and understand what's going on around us… Most people haven't a clue how hard we're being fucked (also check out NDAA)

    • maggiemay13

      Thank you, waaaaay more people need to hear about the NDAA because I find that law way scarier than SOPA and PIPA and it has already been signed into law. American is very close to heading down a very dark path from here.

    • etcrr

      I did and thank you, This is the most anti-American law I have ever heard of. It is also the most dangerous.
      To think that the people thought they were voting in positive change and got hood winked.
      People please wake up and get rid of this President by voting him out

      • Cranberry

        in about 40 or 50 years when historians are discussing why the the once great and free USA descended into an authoritarian hell it will be this period that they point at and the NDAA and the Patriot Act. People then will wonder why the people of this time allowed it to happen.


    #27 meant sleep

    • Fakit

      student: hey teacher what's the meaning of this?
      teacher: this is the future teacher of every child
      student: i see

      • dazisafag

        meant leave the class

  • Mad Hittman

    #29 Exactly! Fuck internet censorship!!

  • chester

    Mai Dung Pew

  • Codey

    #5 That would explain their child being snooki

  • http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/daily-morning-awesomeness-32.jpg redsolocups

    # 27 Damn good times!!! Can't believe it makes me feel old!!!!

  • 2TwoDeux

    #27 So true, (even in Belgium)

  • joeyj

    also fu-cwax

    • JoeyWJ

      The situation is bad when Hitler is the voice of reason

    • phydor

      don't cry, Hitler

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Don't let the Scottish Nationalists see this, they had a fit when they were made the target in this vid!

    • tralfaz

      No not memes

    • thedude325

      On one hand this video is hilarious. On the other….morbidly depressing because it is true.

      • Jack Handey

        On the other hand, you have different fingers.

  • tommy

    # MOAR please!!!!! YES YES YES

  • Andrei

    #25 current Romanian prime-minister. No wonder we're doin' great back here…

    • HLK

      That doesn't really seem like his fault, though, but the idiot who built that stage… Seems extremely dangerous and I hope someone got sued.

      • m.l

        suntem amuzanti 😛

  • tommy

    #7 MOAR please!!!!! YES YES YES

    • WhoDo

      Yes PLEASE!!!! Find her

    • MOAR

      yes please 🙂

  • NcouthYouth

    #20 = Bear Shelf… #21 = Bare Naked Shelf

  • dashete

    #14 Or is it an OPPORTUNITY BED?

    • OldManChiver

      Where the fuck are her legs?

    • myself

      I was thinking it was the surprise three way bed. Just wait till all that pesky foreplay is over and literally fall right in.

    • MattKL

      I like the cut of your jib.

    • Ay Ay Caramba

      Surprise butt sex from above!

  • LarsfromNorway

    Fuck you SOPA! (I hope you read this before I'm caught and sent to jail)

    • myself

      Don't worry, we shall remember you and sing your praises up until DAR.

  • Gwelyan

    25. is the current Prime Minister of Romania.

  • Brian

    #14 Its is nice to know that couples can get together even if their legs cut off below the kneecaps.

    • Lisa

      Amputees kneed love too (see what I did there)

    • Biggus Diccus

      Another Photoshop casualty

  • http://twitter.com/seanwoyna @seanwoyna

    Anyone want to buy a Chive bags set? Have not used it and my Chivette is making me sell it. Hit me on Twitter.

    • Negron69

      a chivette wouldnt make you sell your shit

    • u? a dumbass

      you deserve to be stuck with it for buying the dumb shit.

  • oridotan

    #8 evil bitches and their evil ways

    • Bon_nie

      Insert evil laugh here!!

      • Smitty

        Your "laugh" implies support and approval for this sort of socially heinous act of random cruelty.

        And yet, despite your comment, you don't understand why you get hate comments in return.

        Go back to your sorority and finish planing that date rape mixer with the frat next door. I've seen victims of that stunt need medical attention, so fuck you and fuck those bitches.

  • Anonymous

    Hahahaaaa……Oh Chive, You brighten up my mediocre existence. You and your tomfoolery….

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