Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • lando

    #39, #40

    Mike Wazowski!!!

    • Halo


    • MzAshiee

      This has made me so happy!

    • elderson

      i can't explain this site to my friends. basically, you get boobs and Boo and it all makes perfect sense somehow.

      #39, #40

      • steven tucker

        props to John, the DAR has really exploded the internets, my office lunch time has been pushed back because of the thing

    • tralfaz

      Yes!!! and I get to see it before the apocalypse.

    • Chris

      That's an old ass poster. Sorry people, Monsters University (aka Monsters, Inc. 2) isn't due to come out until summer of 2013. Brave comes out this summer.

    • Frank M


  • laneregister

    #21 Smart move on making him an ex. Keep the pics coming in – Chive On!

    • Anyone?

      I'd be more pissed at her rubbing things in someone's face than just sending them in for fun…I guess he must have hurt her…

    • penguin slayer

      I like this girl. you'd have to be mad not to want to keep hold of her.<3

    • patov40

      HAH, pwned!!! Seriously though, what kind of possessive douche thinks he has any say in what an ex does? Then again, why is he still in her phone? Delete that s–t!! B)

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      The other photos don't even have the same figure as you.

      Seriously, not even close!

    • GlibTongue

      Ahhh double standards.

      Men are always internet heroes for some woman who has an ex who disagrees with something she does.

      I wonder if women rush to defend a man who does something his ex disagrees with.

    • BType13X2

      This is going to get me majorly thumbed down but I don't care. If he is your ex he has no say but if your his girlfriend and your in a serious committed relationship and he communicated that he didn't like the idea of you showing your body off for the world to see and you did it anyway then yeah he would have reason to be upset. That isn't what happened here. I would actually take offense to my wife posting her body on this site because that's for my eyes to see not the whole world and I think she might be upset if I did so as well.

      • Westy

        fine tale, lad.

      • Dude

        Agree 100%. Someone said good for her. I reckon good for the dude who got rid of just another attention whore.

        Person who posted this… Btype13x2. You have officially restored my faith in fact that some humans still have morals and there is still a chance for humanity.

    • stan_dalone

      your flat, manly ass doesn't even get close to that in the firs pic

      • Red

        I take it you are hitting something hotter. Send in a pic.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #8 And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So there are twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless, and we have to accept it.

    • Dan

      you forgot about man boobs.

      • James

        Yes, PLEASE forget about "man boobs." The only good boobs are girl boobs.

    • JWH

      They don't have balls. We do. We're still even. Well….

      They are getting the short end of the stick (so to speak), but numerically speaking…we're even.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      i find this picture a little creepy but a lot sexy

      • KyleGamgee

        I can't help but feel that she has photoshopped away some fingers from her right hand to make her waistline seem smaller. I could be wrong.

        • Ugh

          thanks for ruining this photo for me. Now I can't stop staring at her three fingered hand.

          • bzazz

            Three fingers, five fingers, eighteen fingers; I'd still give her a call.

        • lefty

          Good call, I'll have to cup them and report back

    • Rey

      Role models!!!

  • will


    no offense but I hope you've permanently misplaced your shirt

    • Sean

      …and all the town's people rejoiced.

    • Eastwood

      Hopefully she'll misplace all her clothes…

    • Not Sure

      i think she also misplaced her phone…

    • Gavin

      Please live in Madison

    • Chris

      God have given you great gifts.

    • James S

      I just got my new boner

      • Reddy Freddy

        Is there anything else you'd like to lose?

    • Specter

      I am a shirt and I find this offensive…

    • kevin

      It's at my house, you should come over and get it.

  • AssClown

    #20 Crocks are a lot like a vagina, it's ugly as fuck but once you're inside them…
    #19 Nice! I wonder if there's rainbow coloured Crocks…

    • Hammer_Pants

      Of course, a pair of shoes will still let you in them after you've said they're "ugly as fuck," but I imagine the same may not be true with a vagina.

    • JDB

      Like the comment, but I would have to say vagina's are beautiful. Especially compared to the appendage I have hanging off of me.

      • LonelyHornyMoose

        "Crocks are a lot like a vagina" Bullshit! Not even close. I've just tried

        • banana flapjacks

          haha thats awesome. maybe for u a warm melon is like a vagina

          • KorovaMilkBar

            Try warming up a half undone banana peel.

      • Nelly

        not all are beautiful. i've seen vaginas that looked like the Predator's mouth.. scary shit i tell ya

    • Aeturnus

      Looking at #19 Kung Pow Chicken suddenly popped up in my head. Why?

    • Riggs

      I haven't walked around with vaginas on my feet… may have to try that…

    • Zebedee

      I don't think you can generalise. Vaginas, like their owners, are all a bit different. I have seen some that are poetry, like an opening rose. I have also seen some that look like a stab wound on gorillas back.

    • etcrr

      vaginas are ugly? i'll have to take your word for it cause iv never seen one

      • Fat Bastard

        everyone here knows you are not etcrr, so why fuck with him

    • Dr. Acula


  • a chiver


    Buy that man a drink

    • nyclipper

      Actually don’t he is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict.

      • Riggs

        🙂 I hear you and I agree… but I'll buy him a drink anyway.

      • Intellect1618

        Buy him a Coke.

    • kick it

      no don't…

      he's got addiction issues

  • Jtrain


  • http://twitter.com/Kmart921 @Kmart921

    #2 Gotta love the morning gap!

    • Salute My Shorts

      Good morning to you too, headless body.

  • etcrr

    #6 is so cute and sweet

  • Whoopi_G

    #30 MOAR of her please. Shirt optional.

    • oya

      Is this even the same girl? She has a different phone in each photo. Not that I'm complaining. Both are HOT!

      • Anonymoys chiver

        The pic below has been seen before in a humpday post. :/ I guess it's some attention seeker.

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Good on ya!!!

  • the_mike

    #21 You mad bro?

  • led zep


    There is a Cookie Monster joke in here somewhere…

    • Dirty Dingus


    • Oscar

      the nookie monster?

      • CoralTimCircleshirt

        My 12-year old cousin wants her boobs back…

        • Eric

          Way to comment on your 12 year old cousin's boobs.

        • Zebedee

          which part of the Appalachians you from bro/cuz/pa/uncle?

    • dante37

      you mean like: me want coooookkkkkiiiiieeeeees

    • Kevin

      She could use a few cookies.

      • Jimbo

        Seriously? She's not thin, she's fit. Just look at those biceps, she's awesome!

    • Chubby

      She looks like a "he"

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      Until you find one how about just not posting.

  • Plzzzz

    Please get rid of that pop-up research, it's annoying

    • jeffzero

      Adblock Plus and NoScript for Firefox.
      Alternatively Adblock Plus and NotScripts for Chrome.
      OR for Internet Explorer try: Ctrl + W or Alt + F4
      Thank me later…

  • Slick_Nick

    I hope it stays lost #30 :p and that you send more pics trying to find it
    #21's ex…you're a moron!didn't your momma tell you that sharing is caring?
    Keep the pictures coming love, the Chivers appreciate a good thing when they see one

  • Bob

    #20 what about Snooki?
    #49 UK babes rock

  • etcrr

    #21 you have gorgeous legs and he loses! Chive On Darlin

    • Dude

      I have just noticed both of you have serious eye problems

  • Gman

    #25 you are a saint!

    • https://www.facebook.com/csmith0203 Clint Smith

      #28 – Apparently he thinks they're more than FWB…

    • patov40

      Atta girl Lindsay. A body like that should not go unused! :p

  • tralfaz

    #49 Me want cookie!

  • MacTheLad

    Great DAR

    • Charlie

      Best I have seen in a while

  • etcrr

    #37 ninja training: starting at a very early age

    • The_Dood

      They must not have made it very far in their training as they are still visible.

    • myself

      I just love that the little girl is obviously thinking her way through and the little boy just said, fuck it, I'm going to look so cool.

      • DrROBOTO

        im no expert but ive watched dexter…is that blood spatter projectile paths theyre playing in?!

        • myself

          If it was for a crime scene it would be bullet trajectory path, not blood spatter.

          But, I do believe that those are lasers.

    • Otter

      Cool parents. Wish I'd thought of it… Oh, hell, come Saturday morning the kids are going to start working for it if they want to wake me up at 6.30a!

      • Bubba

        Otter, you just inspired me! (read: i'm copying that!)

        • Anomanom

          Be sure to put bells on the strings, so it jingles if they touch the lines.

  • aciekay

    #28 i hope my future boyfriend is taking notes. #39 my day has also just been made.

    • Jawbone

      "Future Boyfriend" will hopefully not take an idea from the internet to propose to his wife, kid.

      • myself

        Why not, getting an idea from the Internet is better than TV/movies or family members. I had a buddy who was going to do the whole propose at night at the Eiffel Tower thing, and lo and behold there was already not one but two guy proposing there already.

      • aciekay

        …a little FYI: i never said, "i hope my future boyfriend proposes to me EXACTLY like that!" rather, what i meant was that i hope he's equally creative. it's cute and different.

  • Taco_Depot

    I'd be happy to #3 with #4

  • Mike

    #49 Jesus on the cross torso

    • rikooprate

      Holy fuck stains she's bangin!

    • The_Dood

      Yeah, those abs are about perfect aren't they? Scratch that. They are perfect.

  • Matt

    #21 like a boss. Keep those pics coming!

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