This woman will throw herself at you. Literally. (10 photos)

  • kasshead


    • fignewton

      Ugly as mother fucking sin, I'd drop that load of bricks if it came at me

    • ChicO85T

      i literally said that out loud at work right now lol

  • Joe

    Swing and a miss

    • todrunk2fck

      Moar of the blonde in #4

  • theAdventuresOfJim

    she seems like a catch

    • Dick Folgers

      Simple yet effective. You got me with that one. Well played sir.

    • @Dieselbaron

      No joke this comment had me tears from laughing

    • GernBlansten

      ….and release.

      • Tankus

        The first one made me piss my pants and yours finished me with an hernia!! XD (just imagining the girl being shipped over on the other side)

    • lando

      Ba Dum Tss

  • Law man

    Apparently she does this for art.

    • TheArtist

      I blog as an art.

    • JAFitC

      All those guys are named Art?

  • Dalton

    cloudy with a 100% chance of flying bulldykes

    • jrey81

      spit water out on the keyboard. thank you sir!

    • Sir. LOLer

      That was hilarious. I've been a chiver for years and this is my first comment, it was that funny.

  • Obie

    DUMB! Id stiff arm that ugly thing

    • Stoops


  • Leddy420


  • Head Chef

    I bet the guy in #6 didnt catch her!!

    • Yes!

      I wouldn't have caught her either!

      • mihaisuzuki

        me neither.

  • Jeremy


  • Dustin

    I wonder how artistic it is when I let her fall?

  • Oddie Monsta


  • dgd

    Cool post, bro.

  • reaperMEDIC

    3 minutes of my life…. I will never get back

    • Dilweed

      This took you 3 minutes?

    • andy

      it took you 3 minutes to scroll that?…

      • reaperMEDIC

        1 minute to look, 2 minutes to figure out why I did, and damn it now I'm typing shit down here…… I've got to find shit to do FML

  • JRChive

    I am not amused by flying dykes.

    • andy

      one flying dyke, no.
      two flying dykes, maybe…

  • Aznsupastar

    What is this? I don't even. <_>

  • Yes!

    Who taught this lady how to hug?

    • andy

      bruce lee.

  • General Akbar


  • Joe

    I would literally sucker punch her

  • Bobby

    Great. Is this going to be another annoying internet photo trend?

  • Joe

    Best thing about this post was the blond in #4

    • Master_Rahl

      now, if SHE was throwing herself at folks… the possibilities

    • moar boar

      The blond – find her!

  • TLSBB1

    HURRY UP and throw her back

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    Can I choose to be THROWN UP on instead?

  • misanthropetb

    Not exactly a small girl, Someone's gonna get hurt if she keeps that up.

  • McRickyD

    Yes she is an artist, her name is Lily McEory, this is a project called I Throw Myself at Men, I actually had the chance to hear her speak at my school last semester, she is vary good at what she does, this is her web site with the original photographs… I suggest you read the artist statement instead of making dumb and uninformed comments

    • JimmyS

      WOW, this must be your first time on The Chive… Welcome! Just an FYI, these comments are what we do here… so please excuse our primitive ways.
      Chive on!

    • jstave

      Read her comments and still think its retarded, but original.

    • GernBlansten

      I'm really good at mastication of meat based food objects. doesn't mean I should post it all over the intergoogles.

      • JD Marsh

        read it in clint eastwoods voice….should be a line in his next movie

      • @McBeastie666

        she didn't post it here….chive did.

        • @McBeastie666

          and I wouldn't be surprised if your food mastication makes it into a chive gallery the way things are going.

        • GernBlansten

          Never implied she posted it here, just on the internet. Chive is not in the business of creating material, only aggregating it.

    • McRickyD

      Allow me to retort then. Yes I guess miss underestimated the intelligence level of the average Chive visitor I myself enjoy the chive, it is how I start my day, the chive and a cup of coffee. And even though it is nothing more the icanhascheeseburger for the drunk college crowed it does make me laugh and start the day off with a smile. That being said normally pictures posted on the chive are user submitted, or images floating around the internet without a person who can say that they actually own the images, with the exception of celebrity photographs that seem to frequent the chive. Now the chive has posted someone else work for financial gain, and these photos exist as someone else intellectual property. Lilly McElory makes money by exhibiting and selling artwork. Now the chive isn't exactly the MET or Guggenheim, and I doubt that they are going to share any profits from the ad revenue with Lilly McElory. But guess any publicity is good publicity.

      • JimmyS

        Just a another point, with regard to your last comment. "Now the chive has posted someone else work for financial gain, and these photos exist as someone else intellectual property. Lilly McElory makes money by exhibiting and selling artwork."
        The images which The Chive has displayed have no way infringed on the IP of Lilly McElory, nor would they legally be held as generation of financial gain through advertising. As can be seen on her website, she free shares these images to ALL who wish to repost them in the name of publicity.
        Not all of us are of the "drunk college crowd" as you put it (and spelled wrong!)

      • cormacmc

        In your previous post, you mentioned that you had a chance to see her speak at your school last semester. Is there any chance Lilly suggested that you focus on things like composition or grammar? Perhaps her presentation was directed more towards the "Hipster Arts".

        Hipster Arts 101 "the narcissism of small differences: the need to distinguish oneself by minute shadings and to insist, with outsized militancy, on the importance of those shadings." (Freud)

        • Mook

          Hehe… well put. I was thinking along the same lines. It all started with reading the attempt at "miss underestimated".

        • JimmyS

          Well put obviously someone is an English major and took phych 101 stick it too him cromamc

    • Master Bates

      Pay this guy no mind, some people are just trollin' remember "only an idiot argues with an idiot"

    • Mr Dumass


  • JRChive

    ^^ no

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