This woman will throw herself at you. Literally. (10 photos)

Still more action than most internet guys get.

In some strange way I kind of want to do her

Settle down McRickyD. It’s all in good fun. Besides, if that wildabeast wants to chuck herself at dudes she has to expect to be picked on a bit. It’s just theChive way. Artists are always persecuted and misunderstood. The ones that don’t like it should join the work force in what the rest of us like to call “the real world”.

I love this

Worst post ever? You're really fucking up today guys. The rest better be fucking mint or this site shan't be visited by me much longer. You're getting fucking lazy and- again- coasting off of your 'coolness'.

I want a before and after…

Saturday night 2:04 am, you’ll be looking to catch her… unless you have some severe masturbation going on… just saying, quit trying to fit in….

I fear this will start a movement, women throwing themselves at men…. Some good, some bad (size pending)

Trust Fall!!!

bitch is mad horny

manwall.com

well considering that usually if a normal woman does this to you it's cause they are very happy to see you or they love you. In this case not so much.

#10 was taken at the bar I work at! Dave’s Stagecoach Inn!! This picture was also in O Magazine!!! Awesome to see my place of employment on The Chive!!!!!

#4 Find her please – I'm talking about the chick with the pink skirt

Too funny…please gif this

try it naked next time :p

ahh, Saturday night at The Redneck Bar and BBQ

Morrissey and I agree…

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Slut

Douchebag…Stupid..

proof that the closer it gets to last call…. we will fuck anything HA!

she seems way too clingy

come at me bro

Drop that bitch like it’s hotttttt

Truman Capote tried it first.

nice legs