Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • robin


    • Freddy

      Is that what you say while Batman is railing you in the ass?



  • allthechivers

    Keep Calm and Whore on Chivettes.

    • uncle fisty

      oh, you silly.

    • SolidusSnake420


    • burt reynolds

      I don't know what kind of basement dweller writes a comment like this. I am certain of one thing; you sir, have no idea how to talk to a beautiful woman.

      • -oko

        White Knighting:

        white knighting is when some idiot protects some other idiot on the internet, presuming doing so will make them look better or doing so will earn them respect/attention from the maiden. The most stereotypical form of White Knighting is some basement-dwelling nerd on a popular social networking/camwhore site like Stickam, or JewTube defending some popular girl he has a crush on in order to possibly win her favor, and thus get her to fuck him. This can also apply in a lesser sense to random users on various message boards who defend other members of the board (generally higher ranking members with higher post counts or mods) to look "cool" or "in the know". *See burt reynolds above

        • Sluttypanda

          Congratulations. Feel better now?

          • CagedElephant

            I thought it was funny.

      • http://togtfo.com Don

        Normally I'd Agree with you Mr. Reynolds, However, I would like to point out that most of these girls Are "Objectifying" Their bodies. While not whores or sluts i would at the least say they are a little "Dirty" for lack of a better word…Then again, who doesn't like to get a little dirty?

        That's not to say they could all be whorey sluts…But how are we to know from an ass shot?

    • Simon

      That you guilty white liberal? (AKA stuf)

      • Umad?

        don't be so sure. many other people agree with the sentiment. deal with it.

        • You're a whiner

          You're wrong

          • Wallabee Beatles

            No, he isn't. I assure you.

    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

    • Sima

      What's wrong with having confidence?

      • random

        I have confidence! omg, let me go get my camera and snap an ass shot for everyone to see!

        • Sima

          If you know that The Chive is mostly comprised of girls showing off their bodies and being confident in their skin, then why come here in the first place? If it bothers you, then why look? I don't understand what the big deal is.

  • Will


    Too late

    • yo'

      classic derrickcomedy right there

    • ROK247

      i found it difficult, yet oddly satisfying.

      • HUH?

        actually, really wasnt that difficult at all. but yes, oddly satisfying.

        • FACT

          challenge accepted!

  • itstrue

    #41 Your average Chiver.

    • hark1985

      True Story

    • Underbaker

      Oh itstrue, you are so average.

    • http://noname.com Noname

      He is at Plaza Mayor, Madrid, Spain every day…

  • caleb

    Chive…we need "big and tall" shirts available for us larger people so we can rep thechive too…

    • Sluttypanda

      Or just actually have shirts in stock so we can buy them

    • Patty

      On it!

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        or discount gym memberships for the fatty's???

      • caleb

        3xlt would be phenomenal…

    • justin

      or, an option of normal and slightly "taller" or longer shirts
      for tall skinny ppls

      • Tiny Tim

        And shirts for midgets and dwarfs

        • Jack_LeMac

          Shirts sized for people who are questioning their religion

          • Si1entStatic

            and audible shirts sized to fit the Blind and illiterate

    • Mark


    • Therence

      or you can lose weight. fatass.

      • Not a fan

        There it is

      • thatTXguy

        or you can blow me… once I lift my belly and find my penis

  • badmatty

    #16 very cool, but what's with the jumbo thongs in the background?

    • thisIsMyComment

      Genius! But still glad my babies are grown.

    • fambestera

      what's with a helmet here?

  • itsmeagain

    #11 Forever Alone.

    • Mr. H

      That's the closest he'll ever get to a chivette's hump…

    • http://www.outtalineracing.com tongystunter

      I would pay for these…

    • The_Dood

      I just want to say, from a fellow artist, I really dig yer style. And not because of the subject matter, although that doesn't hurt…

    • IMAP

      i would definitely pay for these

    • 6 crack rock minimum

      art is good, shirt is god awful

    • VA Chiver

      I bet more girls are impressed by his paintings than your WoW character….

    • Smitty

      Lots of haters in chive land! Well done sir!

  • etcrr

    #21 perfect end of the day

    • etcrr 116p

      Had a great shag.

    • Steve

      Extremely hot…. But did anyone notice it says Happy Thursday??

      • Master_Rahl

        nope. just now noticed that there are words in the pic. Doesn't matter, still smokin'. I can buy her a calenDAR heh heh…

    • I Will Punch You

      god, SHUT UP!!!! How many perfect endings to a day are there? You've only said this comment the past 3 months on EVERY SINGLE DAR, not to mention "oh, what a perfect way to start the morning" on every DMA. FUCK OFF YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT. Seriously, fuck you dude, you're ruining my Chive experience with your overwhelmingly gay approach. I'm mad at myself for being so pissed right now, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU BOTHER ME SO MUCH!@??!!??!!? FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

      • Truth

        Bro, you need to Keep Calm Chive On and Get Laid.

      • tapsnapornap

        his comments on the throttle are great too, every day he lists the cars he thinks he can identify, as if we don't already know…

        • -oko

          that's because he's a notorious points-whore.

      • etcrr

        let me just rub one out on your face and you will feel so much better.

        • FACT

          somebody's on some etcrr hateraid! if you dont enjoy the commenter dont read his comments, simple.

      • Red

        you're not the only one. he's extremely useless/annoying.

      • 4th account 4 Stan?

        I'm glad someone's paying attention. Stan writes the same fucking thing on EVERY post. Extremely LAME.

    • http://www.TheChive.com Drewcifer

      Loves me some ginger hot-ness!!! Wow! (Note to patty. Feel free to re-post this for Thursday!)

      • babyface

        shes hot dont matter what this dude says

    • zholbe

      MMMOOOAAARRRR……………. wait….. there are words in the picture?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Glad she dressed for it.

  • Mike

    #24 Is how I feel about #25

    • evihc

      she no rook japanese, but she rook good!

    • Logician

      Those fogless mirrors in Japanese hotels are the bomb, aren't they? I remember being so fascinated by those when I was studying abroad there.

      • cr1min4l

        rub shampoo on your mirror = no fog

        p.s. this also works great on car windows

    • HUH?

      well hello kitty!

  • hark1985

    #1 watch out everyone… we're dealing with a bad ass here

    • Tech1234

      When wind takes you side ways MAYHEM will be there!!

      • hark1985

        well played sir, well played

    • Unfkngblvbl

      nope, not like…but IS a Boss

      • Ren

        A Hugo Boss

        • grammar party

          OPEN 60 ftw.

    • Si1entStatic

      Meanwhile, in the Matrix…….

    • VinMan301

      The Costa Concordia Incident: Captain Schettino's version.

      • lumberjackmike

        I like my drinks like I like my cruise ships….on the rocks

  • Takingbackcider

    #1 The names Bond,James Bond. *Hums the Bond theme*

  • Del

    are you mad bro

    • Kaden

      Is that kid wearing a Penn State jersey?

      • manilovefilmsdylan

        That kid's probably wearing a soccer jersey.

      • Logician

        what's wrong with a Penn State jersey? Every single alum, grad or anyone associated with that institution is now automatically a pedofile b/c of one sick, deranged man? Fuck off, Kaden. Keep up that attitude and it's gonna be your gay ass that's getting abused.

        • Yeah I Said It

          You sound like a victim.

          • DAR Grammer

            your are*

        • Kaden

          I don't believe I said ANYTHING about alums, grads, pedofiles, or deranged men but YOU certainly did, didn't you? Nor did I say there was anything wrong with it. I simply asked if he was wearing said jersey because it looked like one, but you had to go bust off with an attitude like you know me.

          Eat a dick Logician, I AM a Penn State grad. Perhaps you should think and read before you jump to conclusions.

          • DABox

            You see it would be this mat… with conclusions written on it… that you could jump to…

        • Notsound

          look out everyone, we got a badass on our hands here. someone call the internet-police….

    • Del

      Everyone needs to KCCO…. Hes actually an altar boy and that behind him is pastor Dave…

    • Sk3tchy

      hahaha i know the creeper in the background!! He's an austrlian dude and is as weird as this photo makes him out to be

  • chrisdg74

    #22 – "Taken" FTMFW
    Liam Neeson's a bad-ass.

    • JIngleFF13

      Think #30 established that

      • Just Sayin'

        30 forgot to mention he also has aids…

    • JROC

      the only response to that is "Good luck"

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "…from a loyal southern REDHEAD chivette…"

    • Unfkngblvbl

      ….and it's Wednesday

    • Obama

      the redhead part is really the most important part. Redheads are the best this is fact. 😀

      • Logician

        Redheads are nice, but this site has placed way too much emphasis on them. Classic brunettes with dark brown eyes FTW.

        • canIGetanAmen

          Who cares about the drapes as long as the carpet's clean!

          • agreed


      • Nargon

        Yeah! Redheads! ROAR! and no gingers, please…

    • etcrr

      a perfect end to the day

  • Matthew


    Challenge Accepted

  • hark1985

    #11 meanwhile in the friend zone

    • justice

      or the perv zone

    • lookatthepics

      Why try SO hard to hook up with a chivette ?
      They are easy bro.

      • 9048

        agreed. hos gonna ho.

    • Haters

      that guy in the titanic saw titties and tapped buns due to his art, didn't he?

    • Anon

      I am pretty sure most girls like it when guys have a skill like this. But I guess all artists must only be in the friend zone right?

      • JimmyS

        Have fun selling those at the swap meet

        • BrettDioson

          Actually I'm sure they would sell a lot better than your used Klenex would.

          • *Yawn*

            oh BrettDioson, your insults are so average.

    • Nishtai

      Don't mean to be mean, but that looks suspiciously photoshop-filtered

  • ryan

    #43 it almost looks like they photoshopped his face on another face, it's weirding me out

    • Noname

      He did grow up to be a goofy looking fuck didn't he

    • manilovefilmsdylan

      He looks about as good as could be expected given how pixie trollish he looked as a child.

    • Logician

      Dewey is awesome

    • Unfkngblvbl

      kinda looks like Huckleberry Finn

      • TMG

        Its like a dorkier 'not quite right' John Krazinski…


      Has been one of my best friends since 8th grade! and yea, he's kinda the man!

  • Albus Q

    Dear hump day Chivettes

    Thank you

    That is all

    • Albus Q

      Fap fap fap fap fap

      • babyface


  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #43 Looks like a puppet

    • Nachooooooo

      Looks like Roger Waters

      • the other OTHER Jen

        looks like a hobbit.

  • Captlazarus

    #48 too late

  • doh!

    Goddamn, #38 is sexy!

    • HUH?

      wrong hump

    • Fixer07

      FLBP indeed!

  • Sluttypanda

    #48 fucking love Derrickcomedy

    • Bob

      One of my favorite skits they have ever done.

  • Whoopi_G

    #28 MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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