Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (43 Photos)

  • AssClown

    #6 Mmm, bewbs…
    #7 Gave my bitch a leash, bitches love leashes.

    • Danimal

      #27 Mmm, more bewbs…

      • Guest

        Ugly tats ruin anything positive about that rack. Fail.

      • YourMum

        She is ugly and has awful fake tits…

        • Mikentrigger

          There is no such thing as fake tits. If you can see them, and touch them, they are real.

          • Chivacy Please

            There are 2 types….real or real nice.

            • Umadthough?

              there are two types of chivers………..low standards, and no standards.

          • uihg

            nope. wax fruit isn't real fruit. logic fail.

            • bob

              know how i know you're gay?

              • Dr. Spaceman

                you think his dick tastes like shit?

    • chivefoundit

      #6 Nina James NSFW

      • Guest

        What a shame she totally f'ed up her attractiveness with that hideous ink on her side. *smh*

        • Tolerably huggable


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfzp9nCSjv1qzc093o1_400.jpg"&gt;

      Oh and click this if you dare! Warned ya!! http://bit.ly/yn9wxH

      – the one you love to hate

      • AssClown

        Haha that was actually funny!! But I thought you're a female…how do you fap?! Do you have the unfortunate privilege of having best of both worlds?! Can one shlick with a dick?!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Ow how the fuck should I know what I am…. can't tell because of all the hair. Come feel me up, let's see what you find!

          – the one you love to hate

    • Obama

      so glad that this isn't some ass clow…. well you know they dumb-asses that always say first, they should have their eyes pulled out through their anus. I enjoy this picture so much more than those stupid shit tards.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        So you enjoy touching anuses, good for you. Meow fuck off.

        – the one you love to hate

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      thumbs up to the first comment
      thumbs down to the "bitches love…" comment.

      It's a stalemate.

  • Jake


    • otto

      You can't even do it right, WTF

    • JAFitC

      . . . is the loneliest number that could ever be.

    • MRPOOP


  • lars


    Forever Alone Ninja

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Nah, she's just way better at ninjafying than he is…..

    • caleb


    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Haha, ohhh Mac

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Mac the Ninja……strikes out….:'(

    • glitched

      He is clearly not a ninja we can see him.

    • Niggher Beater

      fucking darkie deserves to not be anywhere near that fine white woman!

    • GI Joe

      There should be just two forties hanging in midair… poor ninja skills……….

    • Grano

      Because he`s a fail ninja…

  • slow

    maybe first?

  • etcrr

    #21 Chive On! lil girl

    • ZachBob

      Not sure if tiny baby or huge strawberry…

      • Ice Box Snoop Dog

        You're right! Even if they would have held up something we all know the size of, say, a dime or quarter, they could have just 'shopped in a dime or quarter of any dimensions.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      May God bless you young lady and your parents, In Jesus name! Amen!

    • Bert

      Men beware, she already knows the subtle lip bite.

    • HurrrDurr

      Strawberries are a serious allergen. keep that thing away from the baby, dumb ass.

      • http://effectronik.ca BigBlank

        Yes, she was small, the strawberry was a bit bigger than a ''toonie" and don't worry Hurrr Durrr, she loves strawberries! She's doing great, thanks for the blessings and Chive On Chivers and Chivettes!

  • svi

    Thanks Mom!

    • Ned Ryerson

      How'd you get the beans above the frank?

    • Poontangler

      Holy shit. Is she going to eat her snatch right in that parking lot?

  • carl

    Dear Chive,

    Thank you for #6 #27 and #33

    • Shillio

      the middle one is arianne saint amour or something on deviantart.


      Ya do yourself a favor and enjoy 27, don't make the mistake I did and actually look at more of ariane saint-amour……..

      • davo

        you gay huh?

    • goldhour

      Its official, I am in love… …again.

  • etcrr

    #33 KCCO! that's gotta be cold

    • Handy


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      OMG now her snatch is gonna sneeze…

      – the one you love to hate

      • eB ReAL

        lamer then any old man joke I've ever heard…FAIL level Paula

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Snatches are a fun place to be when she sneezes… or coughs… or… just because….

          – the one you love to hate

          • ChaseTheWalker

            ^This is true

          • Paula loves shit

            don't sneeze too hard cause what you have for a brain might just fall out

    • Bored

      coolin that thing off!


    • Dick Salad

      I'd risk frost bite (and my angry wife)

    • pdiddily420

      Looks pretty hot to me!!

    • Gord

      Didn't anyone tell her not to stick her lips on things when it's cold, lest they freeze to it?

      • DrROBOTO

        she really,really loves cocaine

        • Poontangler

          I'd go eight balls deep.

    • Cooter

      This picture makes my cooter hurt, and I don't even have a cooter.

    • Badgerfanz

      Frozen dreamsicle hahahah

  • will


    That sideboob

    • Ryan

      No no. Its, Dat Sideboob

      • Ivy

        Pretty sure it is not actually side boob at all… I mean it looks like it's being squished yet there is nothing there, and it looks like it is growing right out of her armpit. no I do believe this is a pillow or blanket that she is laying on… Sorry guys!

        • Mr. H


        • bisonbade

          im going with sideboob

          • Jojo

            cool story bro

  • Murphy, it's you

    #25 awesome

    #27 I… wha… jaw drop

    • eB ReAL

      pretty much my reaction…holy fuck those are some splendid ta-tas!

    • shamshe

      #27 Ariane-Saint-Amour

    • O-Man

      #25 remarkable how much the photo changes by being rotated 180 degrees

  • elloyello


    • svi

      …and you waste it with a pointless comment.

      • elloyello

        welcome to the club.

  • Whoopi_G

    #27 MOAR boobs, LESS tattoos.

    • Obama


      • Mr. Grump Funk

        Yes, she is an idiot. As are so many of these hot young women that are gonna look like disgusting skanks in 10 years when that young tight skin starts to loosen up a little all all that ink starts to look like something a retard drew on an etch-a-sketch.

        • mooseknuckle907

          Everyone grows old and their skin stretches. At least us with tattoo's will have something interesting to talk about.

          • uihg

            so their skin will be wrinkly AND discolored? yay?

          • MonkeyMadness

            I agree tattoos can be beautiful… when they're new.
            I've never talked to anyone with a tattoo older than 15-20 years that is particularly proud of their ink. The old tattoos look like shit.

            • Andy Valentine

              They used to age a lot worse than they do now.

              Advances in polymers and inks means that the "fade and blur" effect that you see on tattoos done in the 70s / 80s is a lot less frequent. Hypothetically speaking they can stay looking good for decades now instead of just a few years, but it's hard to "really" prove, because no-one who's had a tattoo in the last couple of years has had it for 20+ years… obviously.

    • Wark

      I disagree, but I respect your opinion. I love tattoos on a woman for some reason.

    • Whoopi_G

      ariane saint amour nsfw….wow those babies are big.

    • hoovus

      With breasts that large its pretty damn hard to even out the boob:tattoo ratio already. I'd put it at a 7.4:1, which if you ask me, is just right.

    • ImpressMe

      With boobs that size…in 10 years that treebranch is going to be a weeping willow tree. Not a tattoo fan myself, at least not big ones or too many. Looks cheap. Ruins something that is already lovely.

    • Chelsea Chivette

      "fewer" tattoos. just sayin. 🙂

      • Whoopi_G

        Shut up bitch

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Yeah, so #17 that is going to be really distracting to anyone hanging out in that….region.

    • BigNurseJay

      I almost shit myself.

    • Obama

      I think that's the point.

      • Dr_StrangePants


    • Dick Salad

      My one fear… next to my greatest joy…

      • rjeuh

        with a name like yours, i'm not surprised you're afraid of vagina…….

    • sdawson22

      Black Widow, just like her heart!

    • Matt Tatt

      fuck that noise!

    • Master_Rahl

      keep your eyes on the prize. it's all about focus

    • Fog Ducker

      Let's hope one hasn't masticated a few mushrooms before a rool in the hay with her….

    • Maytrix

      I really don't like tattoo's on women – I just think it distracts from their natural beauty. I probably could have still gotten over it and dated someone with tattoo's, but if I saw that, game over.. Nothing else would matter, I'd be out the door!

    • James

      I honestly couldn't, however hot she is.

    • SARmedic

      It would have been worse as a tramp stamp. No thank you.

    • Poontangler

      I've got the strangest fear boner right now.

  • Codey

    #32 Typical american baddass

    • eB ReAL

      who wants a mustache ride?

    • welp

      "I am beautiful.
      Nick Offerman"

    • CyClown

      Looks like some one goes to Iowa State

    • alex

      Went to that show too. It was awesome. EAT LOTS OF RED MEAT!

    • eajunkman

      I did the lights for that show. So cool to see my office in the background on Chive. Nick was a great guy. Chive On!

    • CrankShaft

      That's Ron fucking Swanson.

  • JLee

    The only way to properly introduce an intern is a dedicated post. Get some cameras out boys.

  • Slick_Nick

    #25 blew my mind 😮 summer cannot get here quick enough
    Happy Friday indeed #43 🙂
    Also…can you blame them for hitting on #37?

  • fignewton

    #9….God, you're fucking ugly

    • mikey

      yup, and drowning in women. doing something right I guess

      • 8978

        you spelled *drowning in men* wrong.

    • Captlazarus

      It's not gay if you get a shirt after

      • beds

        haha well played

    • svirsdf

      I give this ten minutes before it's removed by admin…

      • John

        Less than that. Bob's moderating today and he's being a huge dick

        <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/5kek9x.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

        • lonin

          It's the ones that don't 'have' that tend to 'be' instead.

    • Tess

      Met him in Chicago. Charming boy. easy on the eyes too ❤

      • SweetAwesomeness

        that's no way to talk about God….i hope he smites your ass

    • Guestimations

      Things girls say to you when you try to talk to them….over the internet….on omegle.

    • uihg
    • Umad?

      agreed. looks like george bush.

      • GamerGirl

        John's cute;) fuck the haters

        • Jimmy Page

          john's ugly. fuck the lovers.

  • wilperson


    the girls in my office don't look like that 😦

    • yankeesji

      Yeah, me either…..

    • eB ReAL

      Alex looks like she'd be wild in the sack…good choice Berry-

    • Big D

      The other two would require a 6 pack

      • Salute My Shorts

        Just saying what we're all thinking. I'm sure they're very nice girls though.

      • Jimmy Page

        at least.

    • Admiral Ackbar

      3 invisible………

    • bollyver

      The one on the right looks like it could be John's sister.

      • CalculatedRisk

        Um, if I'm not mistaken, the TWO on the right are John/Leo's sisters…

    • David

      the girls in my office are non existent. 😦

    • Big D

      I'm sure the two on the right are sisters, that's why I was teasing with my earlier remark. All nice looking women. 🙂

    • Sjakie

      I like to think the berry babes deserve their own post on the Chive. I know they have their own site, but that's not what I meant.

  • svi

    #5 Is that Jud Apatow's kid??

    • Master_Rahl

      apparently, it's Merlin's kid. What in the hell happening? I mean, super cool looking, but what are we looking at?

      • That Guy

        Light Painting. Set you camera to bulb mode, give kids glow sticks, watch magic happen.

    • SARmedic

      I thought those were colored flames, glad to know they are light toys, whew…

  • Whoopi_G

    #33 Mmmm cocaine.

    • svi

      *crack cocaine.

      as in ass crack.

      • chivefoundit

        I see what you did there.

      • Whoopi_G

        Nicely done sir.

    • eB ReAL

      I'd huff all of it off her nicely shaven (frozen) mound and then fuck until my heart pops-

      • Poontangler

        Why the thumbs down? That's fucking awesome.

    • Master_Rahl

      I'd like to quote Curtis Armstrong from Better Off Dead – "This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

    • Poontangler

      Eight Balls Deep

  • parlay


    I'm sorry but when a ninja offers you a 40 oz. of the world's fines malt liquor, you say yes.

    • bart k

      i just wanna say that those photo's were great

  • http://howtobeagenius.ca Wile_E

    #43 You too Sam!

    • guest

      internet explorer? gtfo

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #41 <img src="http://i.imgur.com/dSllp.jpg"&gt;

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten


      I know your 'first" trick now!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No tricks involved, I could tell you how that works but then I'd have to abuse, shave, burn, stab, club, drown, paint, run over and kill you. Twice.

        – the one you love to hate

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Tease. This time don't forget the squeegee and guar gum.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            btw I want my diesel powered spiked bat fucktoy back you selfish bastard! Am having a party this weekend!

            – the one you love to hate

            • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

              But the kids love it! especially when I wear the clown nose……

              • The Andychrist

                You two need to moderate the next republican debate.

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  One can't debate with republicans.

                  – the one you love to hate

                  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

                    Politicans are like diapers…..

        • Commando00

          I love when you talk dirty like that…….

  • http://Eatdixk.net Lexingont Steele

    Da fuck … Is the SC?

    This Friday sucks. ..

  • Tillman

    #12 I actually patted my monitor…

    • eB ReAL

      that's a nice doughnut (in the voice of Don Homer)

    • Red

      That is as nice of hump as I have ever seen. Girl, whoever you are, I hope some lucky bastard is enjoying that.

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