Expectations versus reality (30 Photos)

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  • first


    • c-rizzle

      I'm going to start thumbing up the firsts. id like to see a positive number

    • MonkeyMadness

      Damn it! Why must the internet be infected with unbelievable douchebags that shit their pants everytime they get to post first?

      • first

        lol the only reason i do it is because i know it annoys you all

        • Hmmm

          Interesting, I thought people only do things to irritate other people when they like 8.. Are you 8??

    • Sluttypanda

      Expectation: Cool, everyone will be so jealous that I got first!!
      Reality: "Wow, fucking this guy again? What a tool"

    • MRPOOP


  • mooseknuckle907

    #32 I still see it when I close my eyes

    • Michael

      I can't see when I open them!

      • Underbaker

        Duck Season!

    • black27696

      I've seen that woman doing different facial expressions so many times. I wonder who she is and if there's a single place that has all of them.

    • lazidude202

      Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!

  • Holy Hell

    Elaine, FTW.

    • Buford_Justice

      little kicks

  • spicticus

    #32 HA!

  • AssClown

    #32 Quickly kill it before it lays eggs…both of them!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Let me fertilize the first one's eggs first.

  • Nick

    #31 true story

    • AgeReal

      And its usually an invite. f my life

      • The_Dood

        To a worthless game or plugin that you will never use and/or play…

  • Seldi84

    #2 #24 So true it's beyond funny.
    #32 And this is why it should be banned.

  • Leonel_LyL

    #2 This is why I don't work out…

  • Bob

    #32 is one of the more disturbing photos I've ever seen. Jabba taking candids of himself…

  • r@f

    #9 happens all the fucking time.

    • smart thumbs

      dumb thumbs, look how much of the chocolate you're holding

    • dude

      Thumb is exceeding the break line….

  • mooseknuckle907

    i'll be a douche bag and still minus you down

  • acloudypanda

    #18 Laughed at this for far too long

    • http://www.markmushakian.com Mark

      As did I, acloudypanda… as did I 🙂

    • dsa

      surprise but sex

  • Sadly

    Expectation – Witty comment that gets thumbed up thus winning the internet for the day.

    Reality ——————————————————————————————————–>>>>>>>

    • Putty

      Being reported as spam?

    • MattyP

      You checking back every 5 minutes for a week only to find 0 at best

  • Shar11

    #7 is pretty funny

    • MonkeyMadness

      Because it's true!

      • Shar11

        I agree…..i have long hair and my bf complains every night about this problem

        • MonkeyMadness

          It doesn't stop me from cuddling though. 😉

  • Sadly

    Expectation – Witty comment that gets thumbed up thus winning the internet for the day.

  • Loser

    Expectation – To be First

    Reality – Not

  • Yayaya


  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #15 #29


    • Dr_StrangePants

      almost true,
      the only part of my body that gets red is my face
      and this Goddamned NOSE

  • Seannerz

    #21 Either way, you failed.

    • thisIsMyComment

      Agree! Both bad!

    • MonkeyMadness

      The sad thing is, the second guy didn't have much going for him in the first place. Now he just looks like an idiot.

    • ST33

      So bad. What a moron. Your life is ruined.

  • irish

    brilliant post!!!!!

  • just_some_guy

    #11 So you expect the guy who likes anime to look like a girl? Seems you lose either way.

    #13 And for God's sake–it's not "how we look like" but rather "How we look" or "What we look like." Damn.

  • Master_Rahl

    #15 I thought most were exaggerations, but this one is dead on. Ouch, my face.

    • The_Dood

      I have never cut myself shaving… Am I some sort of shaving prodigy or something?

      • Master_Rahl

        ya just might be. Show us the way! Nah, it's probably that I'm too cheap to buy new razors and force myself to bleed unnecessarily.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Second pic also works for the reality of having sex with a girl on her period.

      • Stuk

        ah geeeeeeeeez

  • Master_Rahl

    #32 Proof that duckface needs to go bye bye. Doesn't work for anyone.

  • fr2xedom

    #27 There should be a law against this shit

    • Yeah...

      …because we clearly need more fucking laws.

      • Dave


        • Jentheoriginal

          this is like taking a super padded bra off of a super flat chested girl. i would know, i wear super padded bras all the time.

  • UGTP

    #1 OH MAN!! Great Times..

    • scbastevie

      Expecting to play Mario Party…reality playing with an xbox

    • zthorns

      Expectation – To laugh in all your friends faces for winning in mario cart.
      Reality – Getting hit with blue shell right before finish line and falling off rainbow road…. last place 😦

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