Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

  • Taylor

    #6 i cant agree enough >.>

    • chris

      I had a roommate named dick. And guess what, he was an asshole.

    • CB!

      Hahahaha! Looks like my kitchen….although I'm the one to blame for that!

      Time to go clean so I'm no longer "that guy".

    • Michael

      Luke, this is you. I really hope you see this.

      • Luke

        Michael, not only did I see it, I just saw your penis. Wear pants, please.

    • Priorities

      Yea, I hate it when my fu*king roommate actually does the dishes. Dork… Get back to drinking.

      • its_forge

        Those are dirty dishes, you spoon.

    • lutjiano

      We have a dishwasher…

      • tralfaz

        So do we, she also does laundry.

  • cricket


    That awesome moment when you realize a girl you know is also a chivette

    fuckin' awesome, Dani!

    • Slappy_McGee

      I feel like she's too good looking. It's makes me uncomfortable, but in a really good way.

    • Simon

      is there a last name so we can privacy-rape her facebook?

    • ian


      • Brett

        I want to know this Dani

    • AyatollahTrolla

      You tell your friend she is gorgeous and obviously a cool chick….then tell her she makes me want to get a job and buy her pretty things…

      • SweetAwesomeness


      • Ross

        I think she is more the "makes me want to start a company to make a few million" type…..a job won't cut it.

    • Dano

      Love the Chivettes.




      chivette aka camwhore

    • I heart chivettes

      Her and her friends need to send in many moar pics. She is smokin hot!

    • Adam

      #54 from yesterday's "Chive Everywhere" would like to meet this chivette!! Can someone help?!

    • mister mississippi

      This chick is below my standards, but I would still give her babies and possibly a STD or two that I may or may not have…AMIRITE?

      • Kyle

        To bad mississippi, she is probably not related to you.

        • mister mississippi

          Thats Alabama.

          • Ralph

            And Mississippi.

    • des troyer

      i was going to say she looks expensive after picture 3, but then picture 4 rolled into view and i figure she might have hope after all.

    • DB3

      ummmmmm what about the ASS on the black & white stripes in the 3rd pic????

    • grunt87

      Photobombed when she is shooting. Creeper thru the fence.

    • kekermahoney

      dang, you are friendzoned by some hotties

    • mutinymilitia777

      She won my heart when I saw the pic of her shooting…and she had STIHL hearing protection on!!

    • none

      I know this girl. Down to earth, nice to everyone, not a camera whore just likes to party. You'd be surprised. Awesome seeing you on here Danielle!

  • vennexx


    • trollface.jpg


  • Off Da Wall

    #37 GREAT!

    • Jackingyourcomment

      ok chive i just realized a huge problem I have seen a burn your bra from my niece and i am now unable to scroll without fear i might see somone i don't want to see and be scarred for life. There are a lot of dads and prolly a few moms that scroll the dar that have kids around the age thats getting posted… WHAT DO I DO KCCO won't work if i see my little girl on here I will fucking kill myself

      sorry bout jacking the comment

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        reminds me of something the god of Madness once did to a small village in the game Oblivion 😉

        • Sheogorath

          i love it when you talk dirty

          remind me again what it was he did

      • Dr. Evil

        You bring them up the best you can. Then they do what they want. You can only control yourself and pray

        • Underbaker

          That is great advice, but your moniker leaves me a little quesy about taking it.

          • Not Evil enough

            Well that's because I love the Character, he is funny as hell but the advice is rock solid, I have a 16 year old son. So I have to live the advice

  • pete s.


    "I don't have time for a catstorm, there's half naked chivettes in there"

    • mrjimmyos

      Just another day at the chive offices

    • steve

      yes except the exact opposite

    • Emzilla

      Until this comment- I didn't realize that it was raining… cats. I just smh and didn't get it. XD

    • Scott

      lol "Catstorm". That'd suck if that's what happens during the Apocalypse. Death by catstorm.

    • a chiver

      They should really start making their own funny videos

  • TheMadTexan

    I couldn't get past #39


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Image search Norma Stitz NSFW… It'll make your day.

      – the one you love to hate

    • rudy

      the girl is smokin and she looks like she'd be amazing in bed-

    • Jred

      Didn't really need to did you? It was the last pic.

      • TheMadTexan

        I see my wit isn't lost on everyone, at least.

        • Jimmy C

          Just wasn't funny.

    • someguy

      so flat the wall's jealous of her

      • tim

        There's nothing past 39 dummy.

        • TheMadTexan


    • Dano

      ssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSmokin'. Love the Chivettes.



    • tk)____

      thick arms, no boobs

      • http://felixoliver.net vonRichth0fen

        shut up, she's gorgeous

    • camevan

      But you got past #38?

    • Daniel

      Now that is breathtaking.

    • Brian

      Yea, same here. I was thinking this had to be the last one just 'cause she is so hot she had to be the closer.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        shes hot. Reminds me of Christina Hendricks

        • David Letterman

          She is what you call a 6 o'clock hoe. straight up and down flat.

    • Seriously

      Look this girl is too attractive. Seriously she is too attractive to make sense.

  • Julie :)

    this is a really badass DAR

    • Simon

      a greatass DAR

      • qwert

        #5 #21… literally

        • Jason

          There is a reason you only see Reef girls from behind.

          • TheMoose03

            It's ok, they don't have to turn around. The view is just fine from the back.

      • qwert

        + #25

    • DAG

      with the exception of the camwhores with kcco written on them these are all recycled photos

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Stunning and mesmerizing

    • Corey

      I second that. Mother. Of. God….

    • sad

      I wish it was in actual HQ. Not good enough quality for my desktop bg

    • Nick

      I am a sucker for beautiful eyes, more please

    • Dumb

      Yeah, photoshop sure is amazing. No ones eyes really look like that.

  • etcrr

    #4 is truly fantastic Congrats on coming home! and thank you for your service

    • miggy

      welcome back and thank you.

    • Alperen

      I do not respect the mentality which drives the the american campaign but i do have respect for people ready to risk their lives for their country.

      • dedubs

        A fuckin' men

    • Doug

      Yes, thank you for murdering innocent brown people overseas in the name of war racketeering and world control for the U.S. empire and calling those who oppose you and defend their countries "insurgents" or "terrorists". Thanks again

      • Ricardo

        Doug, dude, I´m not an american, I absolutely do not support the US going to Irak, but you´re just being an a-hole here and have absolutely no ground for saying those things. Stating one man returning to his family alive equals the most shady interest in war is being a hate monger and a petty ignorant radical

      • trooperjoe73

        IF you are an American, move the fuck out!

      • BenThere

        Dougie Dougie …..seriously?

    • MattKL

      Thank you for your service, soldier.

    • trooperjoe73

      The last two times I cried: Leaving to Iraq and say goodbye to family/arriving from Iraq and seeing my family! Welcome home brother!

      • etcrr

        No shame in crying, Thank you for your Service and sacrifices TrooperJoe

    • freddy boy

      Leaving your family is the loneliest thing on earth. Airborne, brother, welcome home.

    • kater

      fcuk hired killers on tour – stop invading other countries, stop fighting for oil – you're not soldiers, just mercs!

      • US f------g A!!

        Those "mercs" you talking crap about are the reason your able to talk non-sense on the computer worry free instead of being pulled into the street and caned for stating you opinion(as stupid as it is).

  • ezhammer

    #2 not digging the hipster glasses

    • ezhammer

      i have a feeling hipster glasses are going to become the next duckface

    • ian

      i was thinking the exact same thing when i saw this pic.

    • justme?

      did anyone consider if this chick has even has LEGS????

    • dr_sarcasm

      …am I the only one here who wants to rub her tummy…

      • Teekay

        I do every night she is laying next to me now

      • Martin

        I would……from the inside.

    • Obadiaha

      If you saw the glasses, I have some bad news for you…

      • ezhammer

        what was i supposed to have seen? the lack of cleavage, average face, or empty jack bottles?

        • Elan

          WTF is the matter with you? I'm fapping to those bottles right now.

          God, get some taste, man.

        • Anon

          She is very pretty dude. But I guess being an internet a-hole is too easy these days. The glasses don't change whether she looks good underneat or not and some people do like those anyways so there is no need to be a douche.

          • chito

            agreed. she is beautiful. a lot of these a-holes you're talking about are bothered by the glasses like wtf is wrong with you guys? they can be removed. i would understand if they were bothred by a nasty scar, hypoplastic thumb, or anything permanent but glasses?

    • d-Rock

      I have more of a problem with the EMPTY bottles

      • Elan

        Why? Stupid kids do that all the time. "Oh, I finished this liquor bottle. I'm just gonna put it on my shelf to prove how badass I am."

        • Teekay

          U wanna see those "empty bottles" that's a bar bud

          • Elan

            I see no indication of it being a bar, nor do I believe a bar would stack used bottles in such a manner. Let alone the fact that it's only JACK DANIELS, and not assorted bottles of liquor, leads me to believe you're wrong…bud. Looks to me like the girl in the picture and her friends just really like Jack Daniels. And hoarding.

            • teekay

              well BUD this is MY bar and my gf so yes it is a bar…

              • Elan

                I will take you at your word, then. As a person on the internet. Because those people? Known for their honesty.

                • teekay

                  wait back for her next post itll show my bar and her without the hipster glasses which were for a costume party….

    • Teekay

      Costume party!

    • Sluttypanda

      or the sewing pins in her mouth..

    • Scott

      If you hate hipsters, is it actually MORE awesome to bang a hipster chick? Because you can be, like, "I HATE HIPSTERS AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT BY FUCKING YOU UNTIL IT'S PAINFUL!" I dunno, discuss.

      • The One

        Hate fuckin a hipster chick……. I can dig it.

  • This Is Me

    #31 has been floating around the internet for years, I think

    • anonymous

      So has much of the shit that is posted here. Originals are posted on /b, then reddit, then tumblr, then go out the asshole winding up on the chive where many people seem to think they are new.

      • Usoagain

        We're not all hipsters, nor do we all give a shit.

      • Underbaker

        If you have already seen everything at these other sites then why do you even bother coming here?

        • Bill Clinton

          underbaker can suck 10 dudes off and still want more.

          • etcrr

            Hey Clinton, his sex life is none of your business, If you do not have anything good to say then don't say it.

            I do realize that would mean we would never hear from you. which is the point

            • Sleeps_Alone

              We're all still waiting for you to shut the fuck up too, Stan. Ironic that you of all people would go saying something like this.

              • etcrr

                You'll be waiting a long time. so as Underbaker suggested earlier either go play in traffic or go after someone worthy like stuf

          • Underbaker

            Looks like I struck a chord there. Did you know it was proven psychologically that most knee jerk inuendos are actually based in truth about the attacker. You must have a sad life Anonymous/Bill Clinton/Sleeps_Alone. But the question stands, why do you come here?

    • Smitty

      Indeed it has. It didn't look right to me so I figured I'd look it up. Guess what? Bupkis.

      The first site returned was a conspiracy nut website with a date of October 2, 2003. The accompanying story is suspect too. Meteors move too fast to turn and get a picture of them. You have to be facing in that direction and be very very lucky.

      That picture is nothing more than the sunset reflecting off of a weird cloud.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Is the game to get something published on The Chive?

        Or is it to trash, whinge and squinny at photos other Chivers submit?

  • Humphrey

    #4 Fucking AWESOME. That is all.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      That kid didn't write that t-shirt!!!!!

      (and this is how you moaners commenting above come across to the rest of us)

  • etcrr

    #25 perfect sweet cheeks

    • DrROBOTO

      cant tell if buns have been burned or spanked…

      • The_Dood

        I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed.

        • http://twitter.com/psypher246 @psypher246

          Damn i thought it was just me, I call "spanked" cos they are just so…. spankable…yum

    • hmm...

      it could very well be the most perfect ass ever photographed. All arguments against this must be linked.

  • User

    #21 Nice view. Take that as you wish.

    • peidrou

      yeh, i love corona with lime

    • disturbed

      #21 Good gREEF!

      • Realzoo

        I see what you did there.

  • Simon

    Does life, the universe.. this whole thing. Does it make sense to you?

    • amrith777

      Yes…it do. 42.

      • DrROBOTO

        lol close! What that amazing movie meant is that the real answer to life is actually a question.and not so much one question but many. what is this and what is that?Going outside and finding new shit. reading a book . hearing a new genre of music and falling in love with it.finding out how to fix your car yourself.finding a new and awesome bar.discovering the awesomeness of quantum physics. the real answer to life is to never stop questioning it, learning about it and experiencing new things up until the moment you die.
        True story.

        • amrith777

          This,too,I am aware of.Funny you should mention the quantum physics as I suck at math but am fascinated by quantum physics/mechanics and all sorts of other scientific things and mysteries–I am equally right and left brained and everything you wrote above is how I try to live my life.I am a poet and writer.
          Interesting user name you have–Dennis DeYoung was my music teacher many moons ago.
          I hope you have a great weekend and,as always–KCCO!!

          • tralfaz

            Quantum physics, the dreams stuff is made of.

  • slim

    #11 love it!

  • xaqdank

    Tell Bob that #11 needs to be on the next wallpaper post!

  • jerkstore_

    #37 Raining pussy at the Chive…as usual

    • The One

      LOL I find that a lot funnier than I probably should.

  • wannabangya

    #4 Bring them all home! End the endless wars!

    • The One

      As long as humanity exists, so shall war. Besides, If there was no war…. I'd be out of a job!

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #2 JD is the greatest thing ever. May be better then the discovery of fire.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Tell you what, I switched to Evan Williams after JD skyrocketed in price. Very smooth and half the price. This coming from an avid JD drinker, that doesn't ruin whiskey with Coke.

      • 6_Crack_rocks

        I prefer jack single barrel. that stuff is fantastic on the rocks. Great at a quite pub with a big fire place. Of course as my name implies I am homeless and live at a homeless shelter…so its mostly 2 buck chuck and steel reserve. now and then i will splurge for a bottle of admiral nelson.

      • its_forge

        This. Y'know what surprised me is, Old Crow is very nice either straight *or* with a little cola, it doesn't lose its flavor in the soda pop either.

        • del

          switch to Jim Beam, improve your life….

          • its_forge

            Drank it for years, it's too smooth now, I need something with some UHH to it.

    • The One

      I have to disagree… for without fiya there would be no Jack.



    • joebob

      I would hit it

  • Johnny Carson

    I admit that jerking off is a big part of my weekend plans.

  • Jensdaddy

    Love the professor's name for the porn class……Please tell me his first name is Dick.

    • Julien

      It's Don. At the University of Chicago. Friend of mine's taking that class this semester

    • myself

      What's up with it being a 100 units? Seems like that would be an assload of porn to watch. See what I did thar?

  • Jred

    #19…Fuck you say?

    • Caity

      I ❤ this baby's hair! 😀

    • tralfaz

      Whitney's dead!!


      Because you're worth it!

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Twilight hair style.. hipster baby douche

  • shit

    last last last last last

    • Seth_Michaels

      Now I'm last last last last last…….moron.

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