Bizarre signs — I don’t even know where to begin (30 Photos)

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  • SMACKDADDYSUPREME

    first?

    • Thatguy

      Asshole?

      • SMACKDADDYSUPREME

        Wa Wa Wee Wa?

        • sit ubu sit good dog

          you are a god…………… and yes sheldon , that WAS sarcasim..!

    • MRPOOP

      BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH?

  • Josh

    #27…Raugh Out Roud

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      What's with the Michael Jackson glove?

      • Kroc

        i guess its a drinking glove…

      • Ryan Sarko

        the glove my friend is because it was like 30 out and windy as shit here in Japan… and my other one being the gentleman i am gave to my boy so he too could hold his canned Chu-Hi and not freeze! Chive on from Japan!!

        • op4

          this has to be in okinowa

          • M J

            Yokosuka….

    • mrme

      That's lacist!

  • bob

    second?

  • Mad_Hittman

    #1 And False advertising…

  • Shar11

    hahah #5….every guy is at this park…

  • Slip

    First

  • reaperMEDIC

    #12 mmmm NDN cheesequake is my favorite

  • Slip

    First at being fifth

  • Jeremy

    #1 nice advertising

  • Mokuseitora

    #1 add Sexy Chivette to that, and you get non stop clients

  • Dan

    #8 Probably necessary to avoid a lawsuit.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      nope. just a joke by Ikea. i think if chive posts this one more time they get a free sandwich somewhere.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      You don`t say.

  • Mike

    #15 well, TX public schools… I'd say par for the course

    • Buford_Justice

      looks like they should stick to making tackle boxes

    • Frank

      That may be a few under par based on some of the stuff I've seen from the neighborhood
      kids.

  • dedubs

    #12 not that weird for me at least, it's a town in NJ.

    • Stick

      Aww, yeah, real Jersey.
      There's a fucked up sounding names. Shouldn't be a surprise since there's a fucking Indian on that firetruck.

  • Shawn

    #8 Only in 'Merica

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      or anywhere in the world where there is an Ikea.

      • King of Douche

        STFU ignorant scum

      • Tankus

        No, we have those in Québec, Canada without the stupid mention below.

        • CAB

          Australia also and no stupid disclaimers. Not sure if its for the idiots out there or the lawyers??? Maybe for the idiot lawyers.

          • ThatGuy

            The idiot lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank.

  • scottyboy16

    Liking the message on #20. YAY!!!!!!

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #9 Happens waking up every Monday just knowing an FLBP post is on the way

  • whyme1973

    I am without words on most of these. What else is left to be said?

    • BFM

      The only word I am left with is "meh" to this whole post.

  • BigPup

    #16 How about I give you .50 and I pull out?

  • dedubs

    #18 also not strange, they do this all the time in places where kids have shoplifted.

    • stevenfbrackett

      Especially common near schools where a bunch of kids will just loiter and be disruptive.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Yup, I can't say I blame the manager of the store for implementing that policy.

  • iGaucho

    #21 sounds like a small town somewhere in Utah.

    • a flippin flippan

      it's a town in arkansas

    • Lycanhunter

      Flippin is a city in Marion County, Arkansas, United States.

    • Boss Hog

      Ah dammit! It's the Flippin Police!

  • http://twitter.com/bckwdboi @bckwdboi

    #25
    We have plenty of those in Texas

    • j22

      I remember a place in San Marcos when I went to TX State, The Penguin Ice or something like that?? It was a drive through mixed drink place. You would order a mixed drink (slushie) and they give it to you in a styrofoam cup and straw. The straw had a piece of masking tape over the top so it would not be considered an "open container." Lol.

      • Texas

        the Eskimo Hut

      • wfaulk

        Eskimo Hut!! That place is the bomb, I stop there whenever I can.

    • poison724

      And on Ohio-not unusual.

    • Andy_Pants

      Yeah. I'm not sure what's WTF about this. Ohio has tons of drive throughs.

  • Suka D

    #3 is on the way from Marquette to Big Bay MI! Flippin yoopers!

    • Mattas

      Hey I am a Yooper and proud of it! I love the 550 store haha!

      • up north

        I'm a yooper too!!

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          L.P. or bust!;)

    • Ed.

      U.P. and MQT represent!

    • http://twitter.com/Jeffrey__Scott @Jeffrey__Scott

      How wasted people act classy.

    • http://twitter.com/chetaget @chetaget

      The 550 sign could have a regular section in the chive. Always entertaining.

  • Just sayin'

    The only funny one was the fleshlight rental pic, and that's been floating around the internet for a month now. Good job, chive. Continue sucking ass.

    • Kate

      So, why do you come here?

      • Just sayin'

        To meet chicks. What are you up to on Thursday, sweet cheeks?

  • Dukeofohio

    #10 surprise surprise the hood store sells swishers

  • Anonymous

    #25 is in Stillwater Ok.

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