Daily Afternoon Randomness (38 Photos)

Leo and I are leaving Colorado now. Thanks to all the Chivers in Vail who made us feel so welcome. We were really blown away. We'll be back to full speed tomorrow. Happy President's Day!

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  • Rufus

    First

    • steveystevesteve

      Postjacking since rufus is an idiot.
      #13 If the cutest girl in the bar is NOT a chivette, then you are in the wrong bar.

  • hotze

    Awesome

  • Anonymous

    No mind the gap? Gay.

    • JimmyClinton

      Yeah man, no Presidential Gaps? Slipping.

  • Bahamo

    #17

    Dammit…

    • dedubs

      #17 Hold me down and hit me as hard as you would like.

      • Jay

        illuminati?

      • tagbadger

        Dumbest thing I've ever heard. You're all full of sh** for going for this "game" or whatever "symbolism" you want to read into this.

    • torchiv

      plz explain

    • thedude325
      • Epitomizer

        Please, no one give anymore thumbs up. It has the perfect amount!!!

    • adfasdf

      i dont get it

    • Touche

      Toche…well played Ma'mm….well played.

      • Touche

        Touche too…*eye roll*

    • Batman

      Oh, lah-di-dahh, goood for you. GOOD. FOR. YOU.

    • jake

      She hit a Three

    • oh shit

      son of a bitch…i haven't played that game forever and it was still the first thing i saw.

      • timok023

        maybe because there is a red square around it?

    • SXO

      I've never heard of this "circle game." Was this a recent thing? I haven't been in school since the late 90's and I don't recall anything like this at all.

      • cmfp

        I played this in HS in the late 80s. It is FAR from new.

      • ^^^^LQL^^^^^

        alone.

        forever.

    • Ryan

      -_-

    • Prangsta

      Anyone know if they did something together? Movie or tv wise that is. I would watch it even if it was crappy.

      • Mike

        Check out "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" – both were in it.

        • alex

          and it was not crappy

        • Prangsta

          Wow, I totally blanked on that one. That was a decent movie. Thanks.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #29 I want to live there. better then the street

    • 6_Crack_rocks

      well I meant #23 but i that one kinda works as well

  • nfloridarednek

    #7 It would be to see them go to waste
    #38 Nice plumpy ass.

    Where are the gaps?

    • youfailinlife

      All these juicy ladies and still asking for a boyish gap between the legs.

      • nfloridarednek

        #27 is this your version of juicy ladies?

      • Charlie_Cheen

        What exactly is a "boyish gap"? If it's what I think it is, you might have come here by mistake and should instead check out theberry.com

        Personally I'd love a nice gap post, Chive!

  • Matt

    #7 No ma'am they aren't, but I'm still going to need you to turn around and place your hands on your head.

    • tim

      No ma'am they aren't, but I'm still going to need you to lay down and place your feet behind your ears.

      • DrROBOTO

        no its try to touch your belly button with your elbows…

    • jimbojones

      And as a sobriety test, we'll need you to try touch your elbows together behind your back.

    • Rhayzor

      Up against the wall and spread em…

  • Gimp

    mmm Mila

  • Jeremy

    #7 #31 #38
    Yes Please

    • Heres_Johnny30

      If you could somehow combine all three?

      • ikea boy

        ..mother of god

  • just_some_guy

    #34 The ghost of gallagher?

    • Zero00430

      He has not come here to haunt you, he has come here to sell you something . . . .

    • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

      No, it's only his career that's dead.

  • jasonsapunka

    #35 Did you get in your underwear for the picture or….?

    • reaperMEDIC

      A Chivette with *boobooboobs

    • Terrence

      Giving head, you're doing it wrong.

    • pinky thumbs

      wtf did u do?

    • bob

      Looks like a close call with a money shot from Chuck Norris.

    • BIG TITS

      If she had bigger tits #7 that wouldn't have happened.

    • sheeeeesh

      Attention Whore Level – Fatal

      • Joey

        Almost 50% of us found this hilarious.

        • Flicka

          Strip to underwear to take chive pic.
          Fall and bust head.
          Keep calm, chive on, send pic anyway.

    • driz

      u people are stupid, its so fake.

    • dafawk

      can you go -A bra sizes?

      • jasonsapunka

        This girl is beautiful.

        • drea619

          if she had bigger boobs….maybe. but she's cute i guess

    • john

      get back in the kitchen..or else!

    • NebraskaGuy

      … better get THREE bandaids

    • Janky

      Whatever happened, I'm glad you were in your underwear.

    • drea619

      were u on a date with c-breezy??

    • BrazillianChic

      Alot of girls sleep in their bras and thongs , it's gets sorta comfortable. You didn't know that ?

      • jasonsapunka

        1. She never said she was sleeping.

        2. No, if the girls I sleep with wear anything, it is a pair of my shorts and one of my t-shirts. Don't mean to sound rude, but that's my answer..

  • sticky

    sticky icky ooooo weeeeee

    • FeloniousFish

      Epic Fail. I've worked with make-up,especially fake blood. I love how the fake blood streams down her nose but not her lips. Plus you can see where she tried to smear it then poured it directly on-top from the corner of her head. Blood doesn't run that thick, but you are thick headed for trying to fool people. Stay off the Chive, Go get an education, and grow some boobs.

      • R-Dub

        ^ ANGRY

      • http://twitter.com/rockstar_323 @rockstar_323

        As someone who has sustained numerous head injuries, I can assure you that it can run a lot thicker than that.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #1 They must fuckin' LOVE cocaine

    • Question_Mark_

      Kill it before it lays eggs!

    • snf

      Meanwhile in Romania…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "I'll be right there, I just have to dig my fucking house out first."

    • ROK247

      on the brightside, snow makes excellent insulation.

    • Huberus Hanson

      looks like a cock and balls

  • Tony

    #15
    Run away as fast as you can!!

    • Jack

      there's always doggy..

    • Csquaredapparel

      unfortunate. #15

  • DTF

    #35 is down for some rough lovin'

    • goodjob

      Keeping calm and whoring on like a true chivette even in emergencies.

      • its_forge

        How does it feel to be male but have no real dick whatsoever?

        • yrustillhere

          Ask your dad. Also stop being a chive white knight 24/7 and go get a real job.

    • dawgbone

      When the admiral goes horribly wrong (or amazingly right)!

  • whyme1973

    #7 Most certainly not.
    #29 Lucky little shit
    #38 GAWD DAMN!!! Now that is an epic ass!

  • monsieurloti

    #35 Ouch, what happened? Heal fast and KCCO.

    • Randy

      Next time she won't use so much damn Mayo

      • togaen

        Not cool.

        • Tom

          Still funny.

  • tommy2X4

    #17 Mila is a dish best served HOT! So get the heating pad out…

  • BloodScrubber

    #21 WIll probably be a CEO of a fortune 500 company in 20 years. 😉

  • Jordan

    #38 BOOM.

    • Wayne

      LORD HAVE MERCY

    • notachiver

      Now THAT is an ass.

      • wow

        i thought that was a picture of a bookshelf at first:S

        • Mike

          One of the funniest things I have ever read.

        • >.>

          lol like a boss!

      • truth

        big enough to be several good asses

        • Flicka

          world = rocked

    • DaddyJax

      Shanae Langston from Weber State

      Unfortunately there is nothing more of her…..yet!

  • Rockomon

    #31 very sexy – But Crista Nicole is still > all others. She's the GOAT when it comes to beauty. I miss her 😦

    • yesheiswhiteknights

      SLUT

  • DrBoogie_R32

    #35 First rule of Fight Club….
    #3 the fine lady is drawing my attention but my peripheral vision is suffering. 😡

    • MCMLX

      #3
      There was an even better pic in that set,published in a UK newspaper

      • Sluttypanda

        I think it goes without saying, please find him!!

        • Seriously?!

          You bastard! I was drinking water when reading that comment! All over my screen.. 😦

      • Dinho

        The girl is Helen Flanagan!

  • Pat_Bateman1

    #28 harlots!!!!

    • ChelseaRules

      Maybe this is just being overdone in Utah, but I'm so sick of this story.
      We all know BYU sucks, so let's just get over it already.

  • Jayavc

    #22 a lot of truth to that

    • some-dude

      "The happiest people do not necessarily have the 'best' things. They simply appreciate the things they have."

      It has nothing to do with how much money you have.

    • Dan

      Propaganda to make people settle for less, while the rich are in the Bahamas drinking.

      • its_forge

        Fuck the rich.

    • Zach

      those "poor people" clearly arent poor though..

    • Smokey

      How do you know they're poor, they might just be lazy and/or drunk.

      • andfukyamoms

        because people with money don't stand around in nasty ass brackish water.

    • Dyon

      FAIL TO SEE THE HUMOR. DOES THAT MEAN I'M RICH?

      • Jayavc

        Judging from your lack of humor, I would guess yes.

        all it is saying is that material things do not always make you happy. I know several couples that have a lot of money and go on expensive vacations and have expensive toys, but are never happy. They always want something else. And I know some people that don't have squat, and they always seem thankful for anything and everything they have. Like sexism, racism or any other 'ism, I hate making generalizations, but I do see some truth in this.

    • Marie

      Showing pictures of a middle aged couple having breakfast, versus some 20 year old "bros" in the middle of their partying is not exactly a good comparison for who smiles most.

      • Flicka

        Who doesn't fucking smile being served a Bahamian lunch at 10 AM out in the waves?

        People with tooooo daaaamn much money, that's who.

        "Middle aged couple having breakfast" my ass.

    • Bollyver

      Here's another difference between rich and poor.

      #3

    • Tim

      I'm sure the poor people will be smiling while they are dying from an E.Coli infection.

  • BigMIke308

    #38 FIND HER NOW

    • Guest

      G.O.A.T.

      • Guest

        Fucker

    • Jay

      Yes, please….

    • whos.mike

      No find her ass. I don't want to fuck her, just her ass until it whistles.

      • Smells Good

        isn't that a fart?

    • Flicka

      SHE'S RIGHT THERE!

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