Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)



    • mig

      you can shove that "Fist" up your ass

    • Ghost

      Double Fist

    • Paul B.

      No thanks, man… I'll just keep Chivin.

      • Pudge

        i bet you thought you'd get a million thumbs up for that…. didn't you

    • MRPOOP


  • Keep Calm

    #5 Look out, we've got a badass on our hands.

    • Jason

      A badass would have left the rest blank.

    • Underbaker

      A Master Bad Ass would have written "You're Essay" to even further piss off the teacher.

  • Justin


  • Troll

    #4 i have the sloppiest boner right now….

    • oh4fuckssake

      5 second rule!!!

      shit, we almost had to switch to the 10 second rule

    • Johnnyblaze420

      Poop dick

      • Clay Aiken


  • protip


    I'd like to know the context for this. Also, awesome

    • Csquaredapparel

      MOAR OF HER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #11

      • Blah Blah

        That is in Nacogdoches Texas Sports shack

    • SouthWard

      I definitely need more story here. Also, find.

    • That Guy

      This was taken Houston (Clutch City poster in the background). What bar? I must know.

    • Connor MacManus

      Good God having a KCCO shirt is a fucking hot chick magnet.

    • Baxpin

      Simple, it sells KCCO shirts. And it's doing it right.

      • leafsfan2005

        It sold KCCO shirts. They're never available.


    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      You know what to do. Find

    • jjj

      nice tits

    • thrillho

      Man, I need to get one of those shirts

    • kashakesh

      As today is ash wednesday and last night was fat tuesday, the assumption would be it was last night. Then again, I have seen fat tuesday parties happening the weekend before. This is, of course, the only period of time where it is actually common to see a rack in the open, in public.

    • DTPow

      Gotta have MOAR of her!!!

      • nancyisawsome

        what a fuckin whore! sorry guys but she looks like one and her tits are fake…. u cant really play with them if there fake in case you dont know…and am not hating on her….. now #50 HOT MOAR!!!!!!!!!!! ❤

        • Nancyisprobablyfat

          she looks fuckin smokin…. if i can touch them they are real…

        • miggy

          they're real if I can touch them. :op

        • Joe Q?

          You can play with "augmented" tits as long as the girl did her "excercises." Once the bandages come off, you need to play with them "a lot" to prevent scar tissue from forming around them. Twice a day, every day, for about 2 years. If you do that, you end up with nice soft, non-lumpy, tits. mmmm

          • nomorescartissue

            Nice to know … I have several girl friends that just got them … they may need help … Hmmm

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #4 M. Night Shymalan (sp?) just got excited about making Signs 2.

    • Ghost


  • 65massey

    Sorry I can't comment further until the press conference.

  • Jlee

    #15 And they're voting for Rick Santorum!!!

    • Tim

      I don't like to talk politics on Chive but this is a pretty scary topic. Guy represents everything that's wrong with the Republican Party.

      • dedubs

        Vote Rick Santorum if you want a Christian Theocracy

        • BigHate

          No. Vote Rick Santorum if you want ancient Catholic control. Don't lump things together because it's easy.

    • Cassie M

      R. Paul 2012!!! Such a cute, wise old man.

    • LewisBlackk

      The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are the party of no ideas and the Republicans are the party of bad ideas. It usually goes something like this. A Republican will stand up in Congress and say, "I've got a really bad idea." And a Democrat will immediately jump to his feet and declare, "And I can make it shittier."

      • Adam

        lol, I racked my brain thinking I heard that somewhere before, then I noticed your name. Well played sir. Well played indeed.

    • Kodos

      oh knock it off

  • akbrown006

    Thank God for the DAR.

    • DEL

      Already sent my friend request!

      • Ty-Ty

        I know who just got a ton of friend requests

        • ^^^^LQL^^^^^

          pfffffff… 63!

          • crimtide

            how can any of ya tell if its on either PS3 or douchbox oops i mean x-box

  • Daniel Tosh

    High Fashion

    • BigRick69

      Go suckle on a butthole.

  • KCCO

    #35 – that's how you rock a KCCO shirt

    • SouthWard

      Doing it right.

    • SARmedic

      My mom was right, it took until I was 45, but I think I'm going blind.

    • jjj

      i feel like i keep repeating myself but nice tits

    • Slacker

      You're learning quickly… MOAR!

    • sheoncebelieved

      I can't believe how LAME the Chive was the first go around….making us wait an extra few days for this beauty

      • Greg

        You should be glad the Chive didn't accept it the first time. She "stepped up" her "game" and now look we got out of it.

    • biggles

      Can honestly say, my mouth dropped oven, when i scrolled. Whaaa….

    • dasuperfan


    • CoLNo1

      Needs to be found! How she didn't make SC, I don't know

  • alex


    a lot of people are going to want to play with you…

    • Bill Posters

      I believe the number you were looking for was #40

    • Alpha0010

      You mean #40?

    • tyree

      stick with chicks & funny picks, this "look at us we're chive emplotees" shit is getting old

      • Alex Schwartz

        Then it's obvious you don't have a sense of humor.

      • Adam

        I know dude, I am jealous too! My job sucks dick compared to theirs.

    • UFHM

      They're ILLUSIONS, Michael. Tricks are what a whore does for money.

  • etcrr

    #3 #23 #31 Somethings speak for themselves, these appear to be shouting and I am listening

  • whyme1973

    #3 #11 #23 #31 #35 My mouth is watering right now. You ladies are absolutely delicious.

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      #3 has my vote

    • bud

      and you are absolutely creepin

    • flio

      chill hannibal lector

  • whyme1973

    #40 #50 Holy sexy overload, batman.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      #50, we all got got!!!

      • TommyD

        It's sad, but that was the first thing I thought of too when I saw this.

  • the_mike

    #36 Same corner of your mom's basement. Good for you!

    • AFoz

      Hahahaha! Well played sir! Virginity status: Secure.

  • yo'

    #35 that is so awesome

    • Ray T

      I must second that

    • Travis

      She certainly stepped it up a notch

  • window

    #44, #45

    what wizardry is happening lately on the chive balcony?

    • Bill Posters

      They had a spell cast on them by Gandolf the Lame

    • zzz

      owned by the guy who brings us Stoli vodka, Serene…

  • Jules Vince

    second lol

    • lol


  • MikeyMack86

    good gracious #50

    • oh4fuckssake

      is that the circle game 2 days in a row?

      • Snipes

        I don't feel like I lost.

      • Grrrrrrr

        Gawddamnit! That's TWICE in one week! I feel like the Buffalo Bills….beaten every time I turn around.

      • Dat ASS

        Do I win if I didn't notice the circle until you mentioned it ?

    • Nellyville

      ASS BODACIOUS! Yeah its a motherfuckin Nelly reference!

  • triple penis


  • Magnitude

    POP POP!!!!

    • PeytonP

      You sir, are streets ahead!

    • MFresh

      March 15th…it returns.

  • triple penis


  • coinbank


  • KFAD


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