Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Head of steel.

    #11 Unfazed… To the bat "The fuck bruh?"

    • BigHate

      Took a bat to the head like a champ.

    • Del

      Delmon Young, way too much attitude for a career 280 hitter….. TOOL…

    • Crinky

      Young got 50 games for that. The ump was a replacement during a work stoppage by minor league umpires.

  • Problem solved.

    #12 When in doubt, pick C.

    • Fakit

      Unless it's a T or F MC exam…

    • katie

      Unless the last five answers were also C

      • Dude
        • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

          Our teacher did that once. The first fifteen or so were B, and then everyone started whispering "Dude! They're all B!"- The last 40-something were varied. Everyone failed. I noticed at the last minute, and tried to go back and change my answers but it was a timed test, so I failed anyway because the bottom half was simply erased. 😦

  • Me.

    #18 I Wuv You! 😥

    • Kodos

      I thought the "don't say aww" segment came later in the week… AWW!

    • MylesofStyles

      As cute as this may be, you better not be a dude.

      • Me.

        I'm a dude…what happens now?

        • MylesofStyles

          You continue to utter phrases similar to (but not limited to) "I Wuv You!", and remain focused on your never-ending quest for penis.

  • Santa

    #30 awesome

    • ygfhfghgf

      They seem to be hitting them with tennis racquets sometimes and nets at others. Just fucking hitting fish with a racquet and fucking them up is not awesome.

      • yesitisawesome

        Those are Asian Carp. They are destroying river environments all across the country, especially near my hometown of Peoria, IL. Google it. It is awesome and necessary what they are doing.

        • Mickey

          You got it. The big ones will knock you right out of the boat. I live a few minutes from Peoria

        • mememe

          how can humans complain about other animals destroying the environment? However, this doesn't justify cruelty to animals…

          • bridgemaster

            they are destroying habitats for every other animal in that environment. Asian Carp are a giant problem, what these people are doing isn't a solution mind you. Still, if you could destroy 95% of the asian carp population you'd be doing the earth a big favor.

          • RGH

            invasive species…

            • Brax

              We brought them here. You reap what you sow.

              • Dr.Fapenstein

                Why did you bring them here? A$$hole.

          • fibonacci5150

            destroying OUR environment. We clearly regulate it, and the asian carp are uncalled for. They must be beaten with Koosh ball paddles at the very least for thinking they can fly

          • collin

            If you studied ecology or biogeography youd understand my friend

          • JackDiesel

            Ignorant person is ignorant.

            I fear one day many of the big river systems will be destroyed by Asian Carp, they are even a threat to the great lakes. If only there were a way to kill more of them.

      • Jake

        I think the technique with the racquets is to smack them back into the boat. If so, It definitely earns extra points for style and execution

    • about

      Combine #30 with #17.

      Shotgunning carp while waterskiing. I'd pay to watch that.

      • parkatola

        Check out the Val Kilmer movie Top Secret. It introduces the world to a related sport, skeet surfing.

    • kazdog

      youtube it peoria carp hunters

  • Gudday Mate.

    #24 Run Steve! Runn!

    • Gudday Mate.

      Swim*

    • realzoo

      Too soon? Yes/No?

    • stumeister

      hahaha love your work mate!

    • corekshun

      That's a toothless, stingerless manta ray. It's the scary ass sting rays you gotta look out for. Them, and immigrants.

  • Bill Posters

    #22 Made me shit through my dick

    • Boobman

      Pic, or it didn't happen….

      • TitoRigatoni

        Umm, you actually want to see a picture of a dick with shit coming out of it?
        You might wanna try /r/spacedicks, but seriously dude, that's pretty fucked up…

    • Tyler

      ouch. good luck with that.

  • Fly

    #26
    That's where I want to be O_O

    • WyoChiver

      I agree… Haven't been to GC since 2005 and I wanna go back. I could go there every week and never be bored.

    • Chiver

      Fuck yes I lived there for 6 months and never got bored

  • Oh yeah

    #30 Now this….Should be a sport!

    • yesitisawesome

      It is!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Good Find!
        Here's Part 2 where they got this GIF from.

  • Dan

    #29 All great seperately, but the bacon with ice cream and cookies is kinda gross.

    • dedubs

      I don't know, I'd at least give it a shot. I've heard chocolate covered bacon is good so it could work.

    • dochandy

      this looks fucking magical.

    • The Andychrist

      Now THAT'S stoner food.

    • xaqdank

      I always thought Dan was a guys name…

    • Plurp

      I love me some sweet and savory!

  • noemail@email.com

    first!

  • gordon

    OH MY GOSH!!!! A PIN BALL MACHINE!!!
    #1

    • ornette

      So, no one has gone for 'multi-ball' line yet? Doesn't matter, played pinball.

  • Kcco

    #1 better than actually seeing Terminator 3

    • asdfgh

      i want the one that's bent over to be found… no?

      • ThatJoshGuy

        Find both. The chemistry seems right.

        • Anon

          agreed 🙂

      • SilkySapper

        why do you want a 15 year old Justin Bieber skank to be found. They are obviously underage

    • Tebow

      This is not what my Dave n Buster's looks like! False Advertisement

    • Duke McWood

      Did no one else notice the expression of the guy's face in the background?

      • Ned Plimpton

        What guy?

  • Dman

    #13 is sweet

  • dedubs

    #10 No. If It ain't broke don't fix it

    • Hunter X

      Seriously- if you don't want to get sauce on your fingers….it's called a FORK.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        you don't eat pizza with a fork. you just don't.

        • Jacksonsonson

          you don't eat pizza with this ridiculous doily either

        • rphilman1

          Come to Chicago and attempt to eat a deep dish pizza without a knife and fork.

          • dedubs

            One could argue that those aren't pizzas; they are pies.

        • King of Douche

          STFU Douche

    • Red

      Seriously, what kind of puss needs that shit? It's fricken pizza, eat with your hands with a cold beer or don't eat it at all.

    • Pinner

      How classy people eat pizza!

    • Joeyk

      Wouldnt the grease just soak in and make it stick to the pizza by the time you get it home? I refuse to peal off backing to my pizza. And whats the pitch?
      Dont you just hate picking up pizza with your bare hands?
      No..
      Well with the new pizza napkin you wont have to-
      Seriously I dont care just hand over the pizza

  • SJay

    #1 FIND THEM!

    • Donkey_Punch

      Especially the Red-Head … Yeah Baby!!

    • ThatJoshGuy

      I'll party with those two!

    • SilkySapper

      Why are so many chivers obsessed with finding 15 year old sluts? I swear this is a site meant as a pedophile gathering point

      • Tim

        Perhaps lemon party is more your style.

      • Sluttypanda

        they appear to be in their early 20's, maybe 19. What kind of hags are you dating?

  • First biatches

    FIRST!!!

    • gmen

      nailed it

  • etcrr

    #8 I had to look several times before I realized it was the same guy years later, Very cool photo

    • MonkeyMadness

      That is pretty awesome.

    • Dylan

      Nice call, I didn't even realize that at first

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      Fifeception?

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        WWII vet-ception

    • OpMongoose

      Me too I thought it was Barney Fife

  • Just a guy from Vegas

    #1 miley finally came out of the closet.

  • FUNKY_MONKEY

    #1 Bonus round enabled

  • myself

    Did you just call Weird Al pathetic? I have no idea what came directly before or after this picture, but am sure it's witty and will net him an asspot more money.

  • hmm...

    Weird Al Yankovic? Pretty sure it is a joke. Pretty sure is also a grotesque understatement. Calm down.

  • JDubs

    #1 Find mostly the one on the left

    • aaron

      Find them both; the one on the right is really pretty, too!

    • Justin

      Just find the one on the right please

  • realzoo

    #1 They're doing it right!
    #7 Forever alone.

    • Groggy

      My girl bugs the shit out of me when she pulls #7. Even worse when she tells me "I'm in the mood for Italian" or something and I start listing Italian places.."No. No. Not there. We went there last time. No. No. I don't like that place. No."

      Guess what, I just listed every damn Italian restaurant. Throw me a fuckin' bone or we're doing Chef Boyardee

  • Candybabe_66

    Oh shit, that IS Weird Al, isn't it? =/

    Aw fuck, I didn't recognize him with that ugly ass pillow in his hands. Guess I didn't look too closely. My bad guys, my bad.

    • myself

      Sure, you didn't recognize him. Like there are that many guys with hair like that…..

      • Candybabe_66

        Honestly, I didn't. It's nearly 3 am here, I'm tired as hell, and I wasn't paying close attention. When I first glanced, I thought it was a goofy lookin' woman. Upon closer inspection (after your comment), I realized my mistake.

        • myself

          Zoooom, That was the sarcasm bus zipping right by.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #2 One faulty update and you'll have to bring it back to Ikea to reset it.

    • justy_some_guy

      Those might be some of the least awesome things I've ever seen. But the iDrones will love them.

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