Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (44 Photos)

  • a voter


    I nominate Pinky to be the mayor of the HQ DAR.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      …and governer, president, queen……..

      • Gimli son of Gloin

        And Pink Wizard. Her thong is made of Mithril.

        • Greg


    • berry


    • It's gone

      Pink symbol of the Rebel Alliance in the corner! MOAR pleeeez!

      • Elliott


    • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

      I seconded this motion.

    • Alp

      Rebel Alliance – where do I sign up?

    • fati


    • ChairmanMeowz

      DAT ASS

    • Everclear

      …mother of God…

    • Stewie

      whats her name?

    • Jawbone

      Maybe you could nominate her to stop the spread of her fat ass.

      • No one of concern

        My good friend, I am sympathetic to your plight because I am usually the first guy to condemn even the slightest hint of a chubby or 'thick' girl. I have been burned before on this site because of it. Even so, I have to say perhaps you are being a bit too over the top here, I have looked at her extensively, and while she's no VS model, she is perfectly within the skinny limit, and my idea of skinny is far more selective than that of most guys.

      • Lotus

        You need your eyes checked if you think she's fat

      • its_forge

        Someday young padawan, you will know the glory of having a woman with booty, and it is very likely that you will never go back to those bony asses you've been chasing.

    • Jake

      I didn't notice the pink hair until I looked at the comments

    • Briian

      pinky= R2 girl

      • Nash

        Good eye, Briian. recognize the mole below the cheek on the right side of the pic, did ya? or do you know her personally? perhaps you snapped this pic??

    • Koog

      I can honestly say I did not notice she had pink hair until I read this post.

  • eatyourguts

    david m in vegas suck.

    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      epic ass is epic

      • Turd Ferguson

        retarded slut is retarded slut. get the kitche biiiitch.

  • the man

    #42 wow

    • J.D.

      For the love of god Chive, please post a link to the final picture! You can host it on my Flickr 😉

    • BloodScrubber

      Everything in these photos reek of excellent taste. Fantastic shots. 😉

    • Dirty Dingus

      Yes! Score one for Edmonton.
      I'm a photographer here in Edmonton, set it up and I'll do a shoot to be featured here on The Chive.

    • Burns

      A proud day to be albertan

    • Dick Salad

      The things I would do to your body couldn't be put into any measure of time or words… Just know that it would be really dirty and fun…

    • Red

      Schwing. That is all.

    • Clinton James

      Yeah, she's bout it. The whole shot, better with the sexy low light, bed in the background instead of the toilet, and not to mention being butt booty ass naked…..Yes ma'am, you are most definitely doing it right!

    • vin

      Oooh Barrucuuda!!

    • djp

      DAT chain!

      This babe knows how to accessorize.

  • bobthebuilder


    • wideassesrule

      ur an idiot!

    • JHL1

      If at first you don't succeed, try again?

    • MRPOOP


  • bobthebuilder

    Bow before my firstness bitches!!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      stick with the building Bob

    • otto


    • the joe

      OH MY GOD! I am going to ride to your house on an angry tornado of ponies and invade your face with burning sledgehammer hands while screaming fornication and profanity at the nearest child I can find!

    • linkx

      Don't know why so obsessed with being first at the post, you must have a very boring life to get so hyped about it.

    • MRPOOP


  • lars


    sid wears that shirt like the boss he is. It's like he knows he'll be the Prime Minister of Canada in a few years.

    • 2pumpdump

      Can't be worse then the one we have now.

    • Lilli's mommy!

      LMAO I've joked since the day he was born he would be Prime Minister!!

      • James

        Tear brought to eye again- damn you chive!

  • hark1985

    #1 Can you feel the love tonight!

    • Del

      "dumb bastards.. i will drink to their naivete …"

  • whyme1973

    #6 You are smokin.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      still not quite sure what she looks like

      • whyme1973

        Seen enough to know it's good.

        • http://twitter.com/JDCampbe11 @JDCampbe11

          Another Nebraska Chivette!? Excellent!

          • http://twitter.com/lnk_apr @lnk_apr

            ^^ Agreed, she looks like a keeper too!

    • penis

      that second pic didnt help

      still have no idea what you look like

    • Megan

      You can spot me on yesterday's DAR. KCCO.

    • Clinton James

      You fucks don't much attention, do you? That's the BSG Chivette. She finished up the DAR one day this week. But yes, she is a very cute young lady.

    • Smitty

      Go BIG RED! Blackshirts in the DAR!

  • hark1985

    #11 like a boss!

    • Benali

      He looks like a young Ahnuld.

    • tfbuckfutter

      Warren isn't Tebowing.

      He fell asleep.

    • Smitty

      Makin Omaha proud!

    • dood

      Buffet is the man…

  • worker bee


    That in no way resembles my office environment

    * sigh *

    • dedubs

      Their lease must be insane though. I wonder how much dough theChive pulls in.

      • wells

        they're living the dream for certain but I don't get the feeling having met John and Leo that they care that much for money. I could be wrong though

    • TheJesus

      That in no way resembles a normal-sized cornhole board.

      • B-B

        Every time I see a picture of their office, I think of Entertainment 720 from parks and rec.

  • whyme1973

    #15 THAT ASS! Looking perfect as always, Pinky! Glad to be seeing you around a bit more.

    • Moo Moo

      Phenomenal all around, but those calves are out of this world. #15

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        thats about as perfect as a booty can get haha

  • BloodScrubber

    #36 Trolling for sharks. Expert level. 😉

    • JHL1

      Hey Brody, I got a bigger boat!

  • Daniel Tosh

    So who is going to watch that gay movie Wanderlust?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      doesn't matter…can't afford it….need gas.

  • hark1985

    #16 oh that is just my fucking bald eagle! USA USA USA USA

    • dedubs

      Find her…

      • HatBomb

        I second that, find her!

        • hark1985

          let's put her face on a milk carton

          • HatBomb

            That only sounds ever so slightly creepy…

    • BanffChiver

      I hear they taste like freedom.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #36 *queue Jaws theme

    • MattKL

      They got a bigger boat.

  • nemesis

    Whatever you do, don't notice Aniston's GIANT chin.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #39 Incredible. Astonishing. Remarkable. Staggering. Extraordinary. (Microsoft Word Thesaurus doesn’t do you justice.)

  • Big Joe

    #7 hey Peckerhead, aren’t your 15 minutes about up?

    • Tim

      #8 Appears not…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      no Joe, he deserves an hour, at least.

    • Dan

      this guys funny

    • SouthWard

      I crack up every time I see him. He's living the dream.

      • Pete

        Who the hell is he?

        • Tobassco Joe

          Jack Blankenship

    • Angry Guy

      I agree. The minute he left the Alabama gym it became sad. The fans around him look less than thrilled with the college antics. NEXT!

    • Guest

      I'm freakin' sick of seeing this little shit everywhere. Seriously – this is why most of the world hates America.

  • Christopher O'Bergin

    #17, #18

    I know John and Leo sneak into Ireland a couple times a year. I'd like to invite them to Dublin anytime. You have so many fans here, it would be nice to have an Ireland meetup and toss back a pint with you guys.

    • Aidan

      They were in Temple Bar around Boxing Day last year. My mates and me were not sure it was them. Soon as they left, the barman said "u know who those lads were, don't ya?''


    • Stacey

      Chris I don't know about John and Leo, but I'm bringing the Chive love to Ireland at the end of the year … already planning on going drinking with my BFM.

    • mac11irl

      WE Chivers of of Ireland should really get ourselves a post of everything irish… Ted Fest is on this wkend isnt it? theres a prime Chive post if ever there was one!!!!

    • Jane

      You guys should come to Limerick! (I promise to give you a full refund should you get stabbed…)

      • Andy

        Better get your wallet ready! haha just kidding 🙂

    • Cassodee

      I propose a Chive meet up in Dublin…… Why has there not been one?

    • stevie C

      U cant come to ireland and not get drunk in galway. Its just uncivilized.

      • Stacey

        Oh come on… you can't go to Ireland and not get drunk in just about everywhere! My personal favourite was Cong.

  • whyme1973

    #39 All the best ones glow like that.

    • sneakypete

      oh shit that was funny. Even Stevie Wonder can find the best!!

    • Bill

      They not only glow, the best actually emit light and some shoot out rainbows. (True story bro….)

    • hornymoose

      that glow is produced by friction

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    #44 Good Golly Miss Molly!!!

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Love it!

  • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

    #22 even Clooney pulls a hover-hand!

    • Jason

      Where is Stacey Keibler?

    • Morgan Freeman

      hover-hand level 100.

    • Bill

      Crap,… I thought I was going to be first to post it! Good eye my friend, you are a worthy opponent.

    • Eric

      What hope is there for the rest of us?

  • hark1985

    #35 lilli rules! Keep chiving lil girl!

  • DrLeppiwinks

    Not really a photo funny enough to comment on… Fuck it its Friday! Time to get drunk

    • Lotus

      I felt the same way, no great funny photos or girls really grabbed my attention. I guess the guys running the chive get lazy with the selection at the end of the week. Pinky might of had a chance but it was such a generic-ass shot, seen too many like her on the chive recently to get excited.

  • Guy

    #42 Go Canada!

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